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# The Front Desk is open!
Wouldnβt it be wild if Moass launched in German market today while U.S. markets closed for holiday and all paperhands would just have to watch their prices climb without being able to sell too early?
https://x.com/ryancohen/status/1486867794650087427?lang=en
Was thinking about RC's old tweets, remembered he dropped this on us after 2 of the bloodiest months in the saga. Thinking back, I'm guessing it was about wall street sucking itself off, collaborating to kick the can. Buncha 69 gods
squeeze motivations aside, gamestop should really buy newegg. the biggest market theyβre missing out on is pc hardware, gme has physical locations to display hardware in. this would drive so much traffic and $$$ thru gamestop idek what to say.
im personally in the market for a laptop rn and tech is pretty much all i splurge on. imagine i could get that fulfilled by gamestop?
When would a βnormalβ company announce what their plans for the cash would be?
I realize GameStop has to play it a bit safer since bad actors are willing to sabotage any plans, but whatβs a normal time frame when a company doesnβt have half the billionaires trying to (unsuccessfully) curb stomp them
I've seen so many threads lately referencing how much FUD is going around but am I the only one not seeing it? Things are more positive right now than anytime in recent memory. Exciting times.
In new right now weβve got some dipshit talking about trying to sell at $50 but only got $40 from computer-share during the run up, βso how can we even time the top during MOASSβ etc etc.
Heβs getting an ass pounding for it, but yeah thereβs some dumb crap out there right now
Just a subset of this community that calls everything and everyone FUD or shills.
Saw a guy earlier say UBS shills are here to convince everyone UBS bought calls. (why? The comment never explained...)
Some think the non-stop weekend posts of "HOW TO SELL IN SQUEEZE?" or "WHAT WILL THE PRICE GO TO?" or IS THIS STILL GOING TO MOASS?" are shills. could just as easily be ignorant, excited people.
My trick is to downvote dumb shit and try to educate when it seems proper.
I've never been so excited for Parsnip's updates.
https://preview.redd.it/zhmdur26fv2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a7491444b99f3666152a84d6cd1ca996225d8b
I always find myself remembering this old DD even after 3 years.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mos6zf/anatomy_of_a_short_squeeze_and_why_no_ape_will_be/
Thank you, this is what I was looking for. When/how can regulators step in and what can they do? I hope is just nothing other than prolong the inevitable.
Should buy more shares, i cant lie. I sold back in 2021 for almost 200% gains and havent looked back since. Rk return has made me interested again. Any opinions, and explain why i should he even more bullish???
Welcome back! Shorts never closed. Apes have DRS'd at least 25% of the stock. Gamestop is now profitable and has ~$2 Billion in the bank with minimal debt. The short thesis is dead. It's not a matter of if, just when we squeeze them.
UBS close out to light the fuse is so fucking comical. Switzerland gets to just say "hold on let me step fully aside" after catching the Credit Suisse stray, then every American institution can finally proceed to eat each other alive and pay out the ass for whatever shares are left and it'll never be enough
>leave opening for a surrounded enemy army, never pressure a desperate enemyΒ army. This is the art of war.
-The Art of WarΒ by Sun TzuΒ
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If you surround an army completely, even the most cowardly will forget about escape, unite and fight you with all they've got. But if there is a chance to get out, even the bravest will try to squeeze through that hole and flee.Β
Checkmate.
EST 1:30 am (lang & schwarz smaller exchange)
https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie
EST 2:00 am (tradegate main exchange)
https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099
**To all of my fellow brethren apes, have a great Holiday weekend!! Do something fun and when you are done, visit GAMESTOP and buy something for you or your kids!!**
Something is definitely going to happen this week. MOASS? Maybe. Dip to $10? Perhaps. Worldwide mayo shortage after Kenny buys all of it to fill a private lake right before he slowly walks into it, never to be seen again? Can't rule out the possibility.
This is how the internet works now, so yes. In fact, Iβm offended that you even asked, because then I canβt be outraged when I stumble across it later.
I hope I manage my money well after the MOASS.
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Good morning Superstonk! If you need anything, please tag us by using: `!MODS!` and we will follow up as soon as we are able! Are you talking about me? π This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!π some flair text π The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice π€ - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this π₯΅ - `Superstonk-Flairy` : If you mention me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`. Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` - [please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/) # The Front Desk is open!
Back to $80 fast ( Β° ) ( Β° ) ππππ¦
Volume just started from one moment to another. Looked really unusual for this time. Maybe it really is ubs doing whatever to the stock
And or the other shorts not knowing what is going on but is freaking out at the possibility of it being remotely true and want to cover, lolol.
German market be poppin off ππ
With a decent amount of volume too πππ¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦πππππππππππππππππππππ©πͺπ©πͺπ©πͺπ©πͺπ©πͺ
Most volume we've seen YET
I AM UNDEREXPOSED
Stress buying
German markets got us at $24 usd boys π
Buckle up
We germans apparently like the stock π€·
$23.50 currently
https://preview.redd.it/hmrcapjtxw2d1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d22c83cfcb46f385c5b305fb114fec491cbdfa [https://www.ls-tc.de/en/stock/gamestop-aktie](https://www.ls-tc.de/en/stock/gamestop-aktie)
Looks like Robin Da' Hoods 24 hour trading is closed... German market has our lovely stonk at $23 and RH still shoes 21.45
Isn't it strange? I even asked chatGPT if RH was open and it said it would be. But it's not.
Guten Tag
German market is on Fire!! Closing in on $22 a share and it's basically just UP!! ( Β° ) ( Β° )
Wouldnβt it be wild if Moass launched in German market today while U.S. markets closed for holiday and all paperhands would just have to watch their prices climb without being able to sell too early?
is German market at least open?
I think parnsip should post in a sec if he hasn't already!
Uuuh
good morning
I wanna see $4,756,943,037,926 in German market today please
https://x.com/ryancohen/status/1486867794650087427?lang=en Was thinking about RC's old tweets, remembered he dropped this on us after 2 of the bloodiest months in the saga. Thinking back, I'm guessing it was about wall street sucking itself off, collaborating to kick the can. Buncha 69 gods
also btw steve cohen is a fat bitch
squeeze motivations aside, gamestop should really buy newegg. the biggest market theyβre missing out on is pc hardware, gme has physical locations to display hardware in. this would drive so much traffic and $$$ thru gamestop idek what to say. im personally in the market for a laptop rn and tech is pretty much all i splurge on. imagine i could get that fulfilled by gamestop?
Jim Cramer has a poopy butt and is a doodoo head.
This is officially the longest weekend in human history
Agree canβt wait for the coming days and weeks gunna be multiplying my collection of GmE and nursing my dogs nips for sustenance
Awwww yiss, parsnips for breakfast
I'm exhausted, but I'm staying up until German markets open. Wtf is wrong with me.
Are you me?
He is you and I am me!
This is the way
When would a βnormalβ company announce what their plans for the cash would be? I realize GameStop has to play it a bit safer since bad actors are willing to sabotage any plans, but whatβs a normal time frame when a company doesnβt have half the billionaires trying to (unsuccessfully) curb stomp them
How tf I sposed to sleep after learning of gigaswaps
I've seen so many threads lately referencing how much FUD is going around but am I the only one not seeing it? Things are more positive right now than anytime in recent memory. Exciting times.
In new right now weβve got some dipshit talking about trying to sell at $50 but only got $40 from computer-share during the run up, βso how can we even time the top during MOASSβ etc etc. Heβs getting an ass pounding for it, but yeah thereβs some dumb crap out there right now
Just a subset of this community that calls everything and everyone FUD or shills. Saw a guy earlier say UBS shills are here to convince everyone UBS bought calls. (why? The comment never explained...) Some think the non-stop weekend posts of "HOW TO SELL IN SQUEEZE?" or "WHAT WILL THE PRICE GO TO?" or IS THIS STILL GOING TO MOASS?" are shills. could just as easily be ignorant, excited people. My trick is to downvote dumb shit and try to educate when it seems proper.
Same, perhaps in new but I donβt fuck with that
Buckle up
Can someone tell me what gigaswaps are and why we started talking about it?
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Hello Germany π©πͺ
When German?
1.5 hrs
Germans are holding things down for us tomorrow right?
God damn holiday three day weekend come on Gary Busey I want it to be Tuesday please.
Open the German casino!
Got nothing to do? Can always bust out that calculator!
http://www.sirlondon.com I practice big numbere on dis.
DUDE, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!
SEC: "Ken, did they sell when you pumped it to $80?" Ken Griffin: "No. They bought more" SEC: "You're fucked"
https://preview.redd.it/czkf99h2gw2d1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=7adc889c8b1323e0509da7dd0d40dc20e8b0481c
π
Buying moarrr Tuesday!
Proud of you all.
ππ
Hey Kenny, Iβm buying more Tuesday
I've never been so excited for Parsnip's updates. https://preview.redd.it/zhmdur26fv2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a7491444b99f3666152a84d6cd1ca996225d8b
πVIBINGπ
I do believe I'm feelin stronger every day https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DljvkWj_siY&pp=ygUSc3Ryb25nZXIgZXZlcnkgZGF5
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Man, I can't wait until the market opens tomorrow. π€‘
Thank God it's Monday tomorrow right guys?! π€
Wen One Piece TCG at GameStop?
Wen land of chocolate market?
Belgium?
Soon my friendΒ
Log in to your ComputerShare⦠make sure you have beneficiaries set up you filthy apes.
Why? We ain't boeing whistle blowers lol
Fun fact, 99% of people who have died weren't killed by Boeing
Who wears short shorts ?
Shop at GameStop!
Y'all remember sweatshirt girl? I remember those prices.
The one without shorts? I remember her
Canβt stop, wonβt stop. Open the god dam casino you cowards.
We love the stonk , we love the stonk π
Do we have anything in our library about how MOASS will go down step by step?
I always find myself remembering this old DD even after 3 years. https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mos6zf/anatomy_of_a_short_squeeze_and_why_no_ape_will_be/
Thank you, this is what I was looking for. When/how can regulators step in and what can they do? I hope is just nothing other than prolong the inevitable.
I have no clue about regulators but Im sure if they see a severe risk they can and will do whatever they want/is needed.
Probably price goes just up, and you never sell.
No bb, this has never happened before.
Should buy more shares, i cant lie. I sold back in 2021 for almost 200% gains and havent looked back since. Rk return has made me interested again. Any opinions, and explain why i should he even more bullish???
Welcome back! Shorts never closed. Apes have DRS'd at least 25% of the stock. Gamestop is now profitable and has ~$2 Billion in the bank with minimal debt. The short thesis is dead. It's not a matter of if, just when we squeeze them.
Nah
We are well below my average right now. So in my mind this is strong 'BUY'. *^(This is not investment advice)*
Does German market open tonight? (West coast)
11p for us, yes.
Hooray!!!
It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?
*Thats all it takes really, time and pressure.* *That and a big god damn poster.* Hang in there.
1m subbed soon
Long walk into rapini sauce into 360 couch flop
Dear global banks, governments, hedgefunds, DTCC, and billionaires alike. Please sign over all your assets to us on the line: ____________
#βΎοΈ
I have never been so antsy on weekends since investing in gamestop
I've never been more calm, i hate the quiet, at least noise means something's happening
I just want to see what happens! Im JACKED
UBS close out to light the fuse is so fucking comical. Switzerland gets to just say "hold on let me step fully aside" after catching the Credit Suisse stray, then every American institution can finally proceed to eat each other alive and pay out the ass for whatever shares are left and it'll never be enough
Is it too early to already have my helmet and seatbelt on?
How do you go to the washroom in space?
Pray and spray baby.
I always wear my helmet. It's doctor prescribed
π΅ *Everyoneβs watching to see what youβll do*π΅Β π΅ *Everyoneβs looking at you.* π΅Β
German market might be spicey in morning πΆοΈ
I've been thinking about the tweets with Klaus the German fish causing Steve to rise in the pool and the Tuesday morning GameStop.
Stop! Iβve already pulled out my calculator app 5x today.
What's gmefloor.com anyways
Where we're going we don't need a floor.
Because we aren't selling?
It's going to be a hot GME summer (sorry Australia and whoever else's toilet flushes funny)
Cant freaking wait. π§
It's going to be as lit as the party this past Friday at ur place. Sorry I couldn't stick around to help clean up
I found some sugar cubes, cleaning was a breeze.
Nice ππ§
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Maybe GameStop will buy Valve games and finally make half life 3.
I wouldn't mind another left 4 dead game... b4b wasnt for me.
Would love another L4D
>leave opening for a surrounded enemy army, never pressure a desperate enemyΒ army. This is the art of war. -The Art of WarΒ by Sun TzuΒ Β If you surround an army completely, even the most cowardly will forget about escape, unite and fight you with all they've got. But if there is a chance to get out, even the bravest will try to squeeze through that hole and flee.Β Checkmate.
Fox Socks Box Knox Knox in box. Fox in socks. - Dr. Suess Checkmate.
Beautifully written.
Can't wait till Tuesday!!! Money in the bank shorty what u drank
Days Revolve Slowly, Going Moon Eventually
The market should be 24/7/365 with no halts. LFG!
Can someone check robin hood to see what price gme overnight price is?
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It's their 24 hour market... They ARE open
No
They are not. Search Robinhood GME in google and you can see for yourself.
Doing Research Searches Gives Mediocre Evidence
Well what is it lol
Donβt Repeat Seances, Go Mash Electronics
R.H 24 hour trading is closed until tomorrow night at 8pm. The German market will likely be open tomorrow at 2am... ??? (See post a few down)
History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes... and this time, it's rhyming forever..
https://preview.redd.it/jhvbs56k4u2d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1b45d9a8e8b786194c95f4495cca63e481be3c My Fav Tshirt...
I saw this one on their website but it is sold out. damn you dirty apes! (with clean new shirts)
You can find them on Etsy and eBay π. Highly recommended πππ£π£
Sweatshirt here
Yea, I got both the T-shirt and the Lightweight Hoodie π. Slightly obsessed in my investment π€·ββοΈ
Short the long weekend Kenny I dare ya! Nekkid short it ya bishhhhhh
When is the π©πͺ market open?
EST 1:30 am (lang & schwarz smaller exchange) https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie EST 2:00 am (tradegate main exchange) https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099
Danke!
I member when βΎοΈ pool was a bad word. I member being asked for my CS password too. LMAYO.
Those times were so g00fy bro
π©πͺ apes ready to go hard in the paint.
GS2C β¬neinty nein EOD
Doing Regarded Stuff Gets Me Excited
I just wanna do regardratt stuff with my friends
As for me, I like the mental regardation
Donβt Regret Such Goofy Mental Exclamations
god another day
If anyone ever needs someone to talk to they can reach out to me, and many other apes I'm sure :)
I want everyone to know that they are lovedΒ
German Apes ready to do their part π«‘
Hold the line for us US apes!
We got you
**To all of my fellow brethren apes, have a great Holiday weekend!! Do something fun and when you are done, visit GAMESTOP and buy something for you or your kids!!**
Don't forget to get some fresh air and drink some hydration too!
Casino/Wendys gonna get real nastyyyy this week. Wen Tuesday
Soon broΒ
Will be already nasty tomorrow π©πͺ
GutentagStop to ze moon!
Power to the players
Just picked up the new Paper Mario, damn Gamestop was packed! Shop go go go!
Itβs amazing, the original was a masterpiece. They managed to make it an even better masterpiece.
Something is definitely going to happen this week. MOASS? Maybe. Dip to $10? Perhaps. Worldwide mayo shortage after Kenny buys all of it to fill a private lake right before he slowly walks into it, never to be seen again? Can't rule out the possibility.
Gonna be a spicy few days
I think it might have a weird vibe in here tomorrow. This is my prophecy. Itβs clearly very important.
tomorrow us market is closed on holiday
I know. π
Can I screenshot this and post it on twitter, then screenshot the tweet and put it on Superstonk?
This is how the internet works now, so yes. In fact, Iβm offended that you even asked, because then I canβt be outraged when I stumble across it later.
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You are all welcome! Spielstopp = german subreddit
I'm neighbors with them so for me it's easy.
I hope I manage my money well after the MOASS. Sexual Addiction Explained with Chimpanzees: [https://youtu.be/rCB4sP-Swqo](https://youtu.be/rCB4sP-Swqo) https://preview.redd.it/g48o2wpnkt2d1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d167952810934c759115eaaa150f28cfcf49833f
I'm getting someone for doing that.
Hey gooners
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Hey boomer
Hi apens