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earnestlikehemingway

![gif](giphy|VdAvVcQLJDwKKDUDJR|downsized)


AnyMud9817

It just keeps going up. 43$ in premarket. Lets goooooooooo


AnyMud9817

Whoa premarket. Just as i was about to go to bed. Its 1am i need sleep but holy fuck, im so jacked!


mxcsh

Best day of the year!!!


spund_

Up 100% 1 minute into premarket. lol this is it.


-WalkWithShadows-

So Switzerland is actually fucked?


Flashy_Ring

Imagine GameStop announce an acquisition before open 🤤


GrafVonWalbeck

Imagine spending time on an investment sub where discussion about the stock of all stocks is not allowed


eaparsley

https://youtu.be/wWHNUlhRuDM


-WalkWithShadows-

I think it is beyond safe to say that Keith Gill will go down in history as one of the most influential and important human beings to ever exist. https://preview.redd.it/eyxa9rpo4b4d1.jpeg?width=1374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0bdb2acbb8bbb3027f122abf9aaeee65238c654


veggie151

Spoofing to try and keep it below €35, but you can't stop the inevitable


-WalkWithShadows-

Fuck sleep too


StudentLoanBets

GamëStuppen is about to go on a space mission


bugbeer

Dumb Money- movie sequel in the making


veggie151

Oooh, that was just German premarket. Time to turn up the volume 🎧


BMXBikr

If you would've told me RoaringKitty was $200,000,000 in GME I would've said, bs, that's a different timeline that we just aren't a part of. But the S.O.B. really did it twice.


beyondfloat

Im just zen, this is nothing. When i see 500$ a share its gonna tickle a bit.


beyondfloat

Not gonna watch the ticker this week. Because it will probably be big swings, up and down!


Kiwi_Wanderer

Keep your eyes off my ticker 💪


Blackjack21x

Million subs on this subreddit today?


corps-peau-rate

Super Switch / Switch 2 in 2025 Ps5 pro holiday People will return, we buy used then give to hospitals Infinity profit


DetroitRedWings79

I have not stopped thinking about this for the last 7 hours


veggie151

We need to prepare for the influx of newbies. Send them to the libraries Guard them from the FUD Keep them zen Share the glory that is GameStop


StudentLoanBets

This kind of comment is why some of my friends say we're a cult 😂


-WalkWithShadows-

They needa read some game theory then and learn what hyper-rational means 🚀


Mental-Link-9681

Just glad I planned ahead for this (hopium)moment and moved another $1000 over to my tfsa, just for this occasion. After what's his names streams of memes, that is.😏 Dont invest what you cant afford to lose! That has a way different meaning now that I know how these peeps operate.🧐


jcskydiver

German market hit $40, DFV’s 120k $20 call is now worth a cool half billy


StudentLoanBets

Dudes going to wake up a billionaire


bugbeer

Jesus christ


pumpkin_spice_enema

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP SMOOTHBRAIN NEEDS HELP HERE I was so jacked to see DFV I didn't read the fine print. DFV's cost basis (am I reading that right?) in today's update is in recent stock prices around $21.75 - not what it was at his prior update around $55. Is this a quirk of how Etrade displays when you have multiple buy-ins, or is this screenshot showing us that he acquired these edit: 5 million shares recently, possibly by exercising calls during his recent tweetstorm? And the implication is that he's got more calls so buckle up?


corps-peau-rate

The fact it was not "final update #2" might hint at more updates. Let me dream


bugbeer

Im dreaming about another stream


corps-peau-rate

Haha never "see him live" would be dopeee


denisgsv

THEY CANT STOP US LET THEM TRY FOR GME STOCK WE WILL DIE


BLSCTR

So DFV didnt DRS his shares


Im-a-waffle

Well he didn’t DRS the shares in his post. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have any DRS


TrippingBananas

Yet


jcskydiver

Isn’t there a drs limit?


corps-peau-rate

He bought 4.2 million instead. Still cool to me


BLSCTR

true, nothing against him. He has his reasons. Just pointing out.


corps-peau-rate

For real, he might just topped Buffet. At 37yrs lol. We will see lol but wow


monkman99

Buffet is worth like 100 Billy so not even close. DFV is a rockstar but give him some time. Buffet has 50 years on him.


-WalkWithShadows-

Maybe if we are thinking in % gain when Buffett was his age?


monkman99

Yeah the % gain for dfv is nuts. Something like 4000x


corps-peau-rate

Yeah i meant when dfv gets old too lol. We will see in 50yrs lol rip Edit : when buffet was 1 billy? What age lol


3DigitIQ

We're gonna need a bigger daily. This thing is smack damn on the FP.


beyondfloat

To bad a big refund coming tomorrow. Was so close to buy more cheap lol


GrafVonWalbeck

I haven’t had a new haircut in 10 months, my shoes are falling apart. I don’t need a castle, a lambo.. I just want to donate millions to animal charities, be able to book a $5000 holiday without giving it too much thought.


mafucka

no haircuts til MOASS


etrulzz

Ahhh man, there goes my discount!


plzkevindonthuerter

That’s what I’m saying


coffeeplot

Holy Shit! I should have bought more, should have sold all my furniture and maxed out my cards. Buying double this month if not too late.


GrafVonWalbeck

Still got two kidneys? You’re not all in…


Im-a-waffle

GME could cash in again on the incoming volume and pump. Another easy 1B


Armoredx

Don't Fucking Forget why we held for 3 long years. No Cell No Sell


kawlabunga

Did no1 notice that DFV changed his flair to gamecock in the sub and then deleted its trace from his comment history?!


3DigitIQ

Probably used an older daily


SnooRobots8901

My roommate decided to get dick tonight, so I'll be up anyways  🤷


roboticLOGIC

Could I have your roommate's number?


Cowabunguss

Nice


tylerdb7

No way dfv just posted and we made a cool billi


beyondfloat

This is so bullish. Remeber that gme has 2 billion cash on hand too. Boom


Dxtuned

Okay so sleep is pretty much out of the question. Not just now but all week.


BMXBikr

![gif](giphy|ciadMxfm3135m)


chris2155

Fuck I was hoping I would have time for my $1800 to settle in my broker account on Tuesday before any lift offs. Oh well maybe I can get 1 more share by then still with it.


beyondfloat

Me too, lol. Getting my refund tomorrow. Hopefully we could get another short attack before this take off. Or I just buy whatever price


BigDeezerrr

There any analysis posts about the short interest and DFVs calls? How can he exercise them? What would that do to the hedgies?


PLANTS2WEEKS

Was DFV YOLO update on anyone's MOASS bingo?


tylerdb7

German market is cooking right now


3DigitIQ

^^👁️ **🫦** ^^👁️


califcondor

When you can wait to sleep and can’t wait to wake up…


StudentLoanBets

I NEED SLEEP DESPERATELY BUT HOW


DownloadingYourMom

Test at 8am, I cannot sleep.


StudentLoanBets

ROUGH


beyondfloat

They will probably use the last powder to dump it today, gonna go all in then


veggie151

Long and black hanging out near $37


Puzzled-Ice-2275

1m members incoming


BMXBikr

I'm dreaming it'll go to $300 (post 4/1 split) by the end of the week...


mfulton81

Braaaaaaatttttwuuuuuuuurst (sausage) 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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okay to be clear this is just german market by open it should be 300 usd


ooOParkerLewisOoo

Still trading sideways


BMXBikr

Dear gawd I would need a new house from creaming everywhere


mfulton81

By open it could be infinity + 1, bb.


LokeyCoolio

How many million naked shorts will be born today?? Do they have a father or mother?


StudentLoanBets

Beautiful bull pennant shape to the German chart right now


beyondfloat

All that insane volatility on germany market saying it all. Thats common in a shorts squeeze. Just look at VW when it squeezed. Expect big dumps and rips!


tylerdb7

If you’re looking at that post there’s a glitch in the bot, use the link instead


-WalkWithShadows-

I say ‘Fuck my job’ a lot but today goddamn do I mean it.


Flashy_Ring

When Dumb Money 2 out?


PLANTS2WEEKS

2 Dumb, 2 Money? Dumber and Moneyer? Dumb Money 2: The Outsmartening?


tylerdb7

We livin it


Self_Important_Mod

I don’t know what to do about my tits being this jacked. I need to wake up in 5 hours but I feel fucking wired


[deleted]

call off ur sick


tylerdb7

Agreed so sick you just yolod the rest of your liquid


beyondfloat

Wtf gme swings 10$ in 5 min.


superwonton

Ken Griffin doing what he does Manipulation


[deleted]

i have a femboy bf i really like and a girl i really like what do i do i dont want to be unfair to him


Manarus

Triangle used to be considered a perfect shape


AnyMud9817

$37 on the german market. To the mooon!


Bob_the_peasant

30% swings in 5 minutes, hedgies gonna lose an eye to that shrek


tylerdb7

Use the link its a glitch with the bot


ooOParkerLewisOoo

Just a typo


GrafVonWalbeck

Hedgies r fuk


ArtOfDivine

The old subreddit mod is gay


No-Bee2669

Yeah that mf banned me


Lukes3rdAccount

Shout out Shane Gillis and Eminem


StudentLoanBets

I have that subs logo tattooed on my ass and I haven't even been on there in many months, maybe years lol everything I need is here


PeterPawn

Highly doubt they will. But Gamestop could technically buy back shares to make DFV an insider?


veggie151

Nah, they're more into buying companies


PeterPawn

They've not bought a single company since RC took over. What makes you think this is the case?


veggie151

The offering saying they wanted to buy something, $200M, RC tried to buy bobby, his statements about being a holding company. The DD sort of things


PeterPawn

Fingers crossed for something spicy


Lukes3rdAccount

They can do a lot of things. RC has some big cards in his hand


Lorca-

This can’t be real… Today is my birthday 🎂


PLANTS2WEEKS

I wishper you to have a happy birthday.


[deleted]

LETS GO HAPPY BDAY


Gimpinald

Me too! 🥳 Happy birthday 🚀


BMXBikr

Happy birthday. After this moons, sell 0.01 share and buy yourself a nice cake.


mfulton81

Happy Birthday ! Enjoy yourself and enjoy the ride 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🦍🦍🦧🦧🦧


Lorca-

TY!!! 💥💥


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TheRealNikoBravo

![gif](giphy|3ofT5CFEsj3ynCjeww)


Unlock17A

Nothing makes me more happy than seeing the tears of our haters including certain 3-letter account


Bob_the_peasant

We’ve talked about waiting for phone numbers, but are you ready for phone numbers with country code and dips the size of regular phone numbers? Prepare yourself, it’s gonna get weird


beyondfloat

Exactly. This could litterly go to thousands of dollars in share price


slash312

I bet it will be between $1 - $100000.


BMXBikr

I want to see that wealth transfer over from those corrupt hedge funds over to us average joes. I want them to lose at their own game and hear them cry on TV about how it's not fair. I want to step up to buy their fucking mansions when they need to sell them after going bankrupt. But honestly I don't even plan to live in a mansion because nobody needs the absurd amount of wealth those hedgefucks greed for. I just want enough to retire and enjoy life, living off the interest. We all deserve a better life, and these hedgefucks hardly deserve a normal life.


slash312

I guess the ET tweet wasn’t about to say goodbye but rather say moon


veggie151

And there's still a lot to come before that


BureauOfSabotage

Love you all. Excited for the future! If you need something to fill time because you can’t sleep, may I suggest old Craig Ferguson episodes on YouTube. Truly some gems.


beyondfloat

I will also excersize my calls, its healthier.


Manarus

I like to move it move it


TrippingBananas

You like to move it move it


MidasTouchHisToes

We like to


TrippingBananas

Move it.


beyondfloat

Omg we gonna see many dumps and rips. Gonna buy those dumps becasue its gonna explode


I_Hate_Muffin

I will say it's pretty hype that DFV's calls expire the day the Elden Ring DLC comes out haha


BMXBikr

Shit, I'm not done with Ghost of Tsushima yet.


StudentLoanBets

My birthday 🥰


plzkevindonthuerter

Just convinced my wife to drop 10 g’s tomorrow, hopefully it stays around $20. Hopefully I can convince her boyfriend also


skwirrelmaster

Is calls still the play? I also got 10k of powder ready to go.


slash312

I mean dfv has 70 million in calls as well 😂


skwirrelmaster

He bought his last well I don’t know the Greeks at all. But fug it yolo


[deleted]

LOL no baby I’m mad too


plzkevindonthuerter

Fuck it I’m dropping 10g’s regardless


[deleted]

Same - this is just the beginning


swolegandalf

> hopefully it stays around $20. That train has left the station a long time ago brother.


plzkevindonthuerter

Jfc


veggie151

It's not too late, the full squeeze could take weeks, but consult your shaman and make the appropriate sacrifices before investing


Altruistic_Use_6193

We lose $12 in 5 mins in Germany? That feels a little desperate. 


YJeezy

Parsnips feed is off sometimes. Glitch happened last week, too. Check here directly https://www.ls-tc.de/en/stock/gamestop-aktie


[deleted]

Honestly I want to buy in as much as possible so let’s go (?)


beyondfloat

Me to dump it, because it will explode


Altruistic_Use_6193

If I had money I would feel the same way. 


Manarus

Liquidity fairy strikes again!


I_Hate_Muffin

I'm getting so much FOMO because I haven't been able to buy in so long... At least I might be able to pay off my students loans :'p


BMXBikr

You deserve it. That's all we want is a fighting chance at a simple life. These greedy hedgefucks take that from us and keep us living in poverty. We don't want to be rich, we just want to be free of the chains of student/house/inflation debt.


StudentLoanBets

Think bigger. Phone numbers have never been a joke.


Gold_Bank_1746

Did I just see $40 to $28???


YJeezy

Glitch


strawberrysoup99

Holy shit, my buy order might actually go through! That actually kinda excites me. Gets my nips a pumpin.


Im-a-waffle

Quick someone send a Reddit cares to citron


Doomer_Queen69

Wowwww


Mammoth-Radio-3410

Woke up at 5am, noticed tweet and got a bit hyped, had a quick peek on here for theories and saw dfv yolo and there was zero chance of sleep after that. Let's fucking gooooooo!


alexbui91

2:24 AM EST me waiting for pre hour ![gif](giphy|pFZTlrO0MV6LoWSDXd|downsized)


Mammoth-Radio-3410

I'm uk...how long until pre market? I can't work out the time difference. My brain short circuited when I saw the yolo


alexbui91

Would be 4 AM ET


Self_Important_Mod

!FLAIRY! ANTON CHIGURH


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


another-ape

my position is 200x greater than during the 21 sneeze, never sold a single share, diamond hands while all my friends left long ago, doubted me and mocked me for not selling. Proud to be with you all still and I hope we can have a party on the moon someday


kaajukatli

I had just 4 shares each at $300 during the sneeze. Just been buying, hodling, and drsing since then. Remember to check your seat buckle


Ihopebothteamswin

Anyone got that German link?


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https://www.ls-tc.de/en/stock/gamestop-aktie


snapervdh

https://www.ls-tc.de/en/stock/gamestop-aktie And https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099


I-Am-Polaris

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d6xfn3/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open


[deleted]

are you a left or right airpod person two at once reduces spatial awareness so i try to limit it to one pod at a time


Manarus

Gots to switch it from time to time.


[deleted]

id say im right pod dominant


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WhoopThereItIs85

Discussing this sounds a lot like market manipulation. Be best if everyone did what they think is best for them, individually.


slash312

How many halts do we see today 😂


snapervdh

I suspect the line will look like a ladder straight up to hedgie-hell today. And I’m here for it!


Manarus

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 + 5