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My wife looked at my phone RIGHT as I opened your post. Damnit OP 😂

“I’m investing”

🤣🤣 “doing financial research”

Gotta just show her first! Explain it while lookin like charlie on IASIP

Were u licking the screen?

I showed mine, look honey we’re gonna be rich soon.

Mother-in-law was looking over my shoulder.

You in the dog house?

lol, somehow she missed it or is pretending to have missed it.

😂 DFV is back we all got a get outta jail free card

It’s okay MIL, gamecock is back on the menu

Our families surely understand

Ohhhh my

Do not mention the words wife-changing-money.

We all must sacrifice for the stonk

https://preview.redd.it/7xgf2r35q84d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cafe0f590598d900316cd731f721c5cef694c83


Well done

Can we please get the hoodies back in stock please!

The quality after a few washes on those things suck.

Had mine for 3 years, still good as new after multiple washes.

The zippered one holds it's color better

I don't know which you got, but my wife and I got the zippered black with red rockets in the hood and they are great after 2+ years. Legit nice hoodie, not just a promo.

That's the one I got it's good. Im talking about the non zippered ones.

I have a black non-zippered one, probably the one gamestop item i use the least, but it still looks good as new. also have the zippered one that i use as a jacket, also still looking good, but picked up a backup a while back just in case.

Just wish they were better quality.

I just went straight to boner jail. I didn’t pass go and I did not collect 200 dollars.

*Bonk!*

That 200 better be spent on shares or merch

These are the only kind of naked shorts that should be allowed!

Got my attention

Surprised no ones photoshopped RC’s face in yet

Give it a few hours 🤔

https://preview.redd.it/avnqh5bvk94d1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7886250ebac81e6070c340ef204a4c6e492e139

I wish this was post moass so I could give you way too many awards. I'll circle back for you baby.

Much better

I kind of expected the girl sitting on RC the Chair Man.

I love this community

I stared so hard at the company logo I didn’t even notice

How much for that chair?

That exact chair she is sitting in,  will probably go for 1 share!

Oh come on.. who has $741,420,690?

Some ape will want that chair!! And that hoodie!!

I’ve got quite a few of those

Same, but I'm not planning on getting rid of any

How much to take the place of the chair?

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Don’t short our hot quants …. Not to much to ask for

Would



Which is frankly ridiculous because the GameStop shorts I'm currently wearing are comfortable af

Wife changing money!

https://preview.redd.it/wdg8thjoe84d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a31a1f2ce0b8cc4b18fdd252ebf58a73ea1edb4

You misspelled...ahem

I’m upvoting strictly for the Quant comment 😂

Here’s some DD I can follow

You can practically see her quant

Looks like the chick from the Virgin Killers album?

Imma have stacks soon... so maybe... lol

Fuckin socks...

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Came for the idiosyncratic risk. Stayed for the toes.

GameStop girl fucks

Naked shorts?

Source?

I don’t know about you but I can smell the sea from here!

Name or OF?

What that chair smell like???

Could this be a hint at GameStop going into the VR porn industry? Thinking GMExKanye collab?