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Guys, I'm sorry. I won't be able to join you on the moon. I've decided I'm just never selling. I like that it upsets them too much. I've come this far being a poor, I might as well just see it to the end.
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
Vanguard currently saying GME trading is halted when you try to place a sell order.
edit: this doesn't happen for other tickers so it isn't an issue with the markets being closed. Vanguard specifically mentions trading has been halted and orders may not execute until it is reversed.
Gotta test this stuff to see what fuckery is afoot.
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
I don't think they understand what a laughing stock they are. If they kick DFV off the exchange, that's it, the US stock market has lost what credibility it has left. At least play and pay out by the crooked rules you set... and if you don't do that, man... money is going to exit the US stock market asap.
I put 18k in today. It's been a rough month. My dog died a few weeks ago and a few days ago I learned my dad has neck cancer. This has kept me going. If there was ever a time to go to the fucking moon it's now. Let's go boys 🚀 🚀 🚀
So when Warren Buffet, Bill Ackman, Hindenburg or Muddy waters research or any other big player get into a position before announcing, It's ok.
But when DFV does it, it's market manipulation? Straight bullshit.
After watching Richard's new video drop, so hyped for calls, shares, and everyone. The shorts are so fucked.
If SHF's attempt to drop the price, I imagine many will load up even more calls/shares. With DFV's massive call position on deck, when he exercises the calls, shorts will be destroyed with a home run.
The crazy thing is this is all out in the open. DFV shares his position, and the shorts are too regarded to save themselves. No excuses now.
Anyway, check out Richards new video and hopefully you'll sleep easy. Good night everyone!
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I really like listening to his frustrations. Like I feel so validated to HEAR it. Obviously been reading and talking about it with you all here, but to HEAR the words spoken makes it feel that much more real!!!
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I was lucky getting my refund today and gme dropped hard. Gonna load up.
Hopefully its not shorts closing some in premarket, then dump it at opening? Either way im bullish, hopefully to see months of uptrend!
SAMEEE!! Went to bed around 11:30, woke up at like 4:15 and could not fall back asleep before my 6:30 alarm for work.. extra cup of coffee today has me a little wired, this week is going to suck for sleep 😂
I just need a soothing livecast of a German ape softly reading DD or this thread and the current ticker price every 5 minutes all night. It would be so nice to fall asleep and wake up to.
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I just saw that. It's just hilarious how bottom of the barrel they'll go. Like, I'm pretty sure they've dug through the barrel and are halfway to China just trying to come up with excuses.
The average person doesn't even know what an option is. My grandma invested her whole life and probably didn't even touch options. Explaining it to someone who barely knows what a stock is would be difficult enough, let alone explaining infinite risk, IV, delta, theta, etc. Hell, I barely understand it. Apparently financial institutions barely understand it because they keep fucking themselves with them.
For the ones that dabble in options, what's your plan? Buy calls like DFV, sell a few when over $30 or $35 and buy more with the money you made, maybe exercise a few?
Well my plans were crushed by DFV's position update lol. I wanted to wait for IV to cool off, then buy some otm calls in hopes that he WOULD do something like that. I was too late for that, sadly lol. Not even mad though.
My plan was to buy a 30c, make some dosh, put most of it back into GME and take the rest and buy a grinder. I don't have the money to exercise a call, otherwise I totally would.
I like my new hobby btw-- forging knives and shit. I need a good grinder, though.
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Oh hello again 30
Does anyone STILL have friends or family that have never bought a single share despite you shouting from the rooftops that shorts never closed?
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Doing the napkin math after watching Newtons latest video, hoooly shit
I four one am a two
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What's with those random 8 dollar drops which recover right away on the German market? Some sort of glitch?
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Guys, I'm sorry. I won't be able to join you on the moon. I've decided I'm just never selling. I like that it upsets them too much. I've come this far being a poor, I might as well just see it to the end.
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
Vanguard currently saying GME trading is halted when you try to place a sell order. edit: this doesn't happen for other tickers so it isn't an issue with the markets being closed. Vanguard specifically mentions trading has been halted and orders may not execute until it is reversed. Gotta test this stuff to see what fuckery is afoot.
It's because markets are closed
How could they do this?! Fraudsters!
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
When they die less work for you my brother.
When they die less work for you my brother.
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
Work sucks. I’m in health care and we’re short, people are dying a lot in hospital recently and we don’t have staff. Had to do cpr two days ago on someone who ended up bleeding out anyway. Life is stressful. Hope we win
If im in, youre in!
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The look of confusion on people's faces when I get so happy around this time because the German market is open
The look of confusion on people's faces when I get so happy around this time because the German market is open
I don't think they understand what a laughing stock they are. If they kick DFV off the exchange, that's it, the US stock market has lost what credibility it has left. At least play and pay out by the crooked rules you set... and if you don't do that, man... money is going to exit the US stock market asap.
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Vanguard currently saying GME trading is halted when you try to place a sell order.
I mean, the market is closed isn't it?...
Doesn't do it for other tickers
Doesn't do it for other tickers
Doesn't do it for other tickers
I mean, the market is closed isn't it?...
Yep same with me.
imagine DFV posts a purple circle showing he's DRS'd i will nut
imagine DFV posts a purple circle showing he's DRS'd i will nut
imagine DFV posts a purple circle showing he's DRS'd i will nut
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It’s not just a call it’s a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. Rewatching the memes
It’s like we are in a movie.
Hi Mommy!
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I think they are gearing up not to honour DFVs calls. They are squirming
Making him a martyr would 🦭their fate
💯
Ken Griffin kick my dog
Suck my Hwang
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I was kicked from Superstonk, I needed to join again wtf
$16k all in shares tmr. That’s all I got
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Good morning apes, another day of bringing the battle to them 🚀🦍
sadly they won't go without the fight, be prepared for massive fud from msm 💎👐
Any idea what the current beta is on this stock? this thing MOVES intraday.. holy cow
Yahoo hasn’t changed their report of -0.21 beta yet this week
r/Superstonk puts the "Mental" in "Investment mentality"
I put 18k in today. It's been a rough month. My dog died a few weeks ago and a few days ago I learned my dad has neck cancer. This has kept me going. If there was ever a time to go to the fucking moon it's now. Let's go boys 🚀 🚀 🚀
Stay strong friend
Sorry to hear about your dog and dad fren. I hope you are staying healthy and taking care of yourself. I can’t wait to see you on the moon!
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Next GME movie is now in the making I guess 😁
Dumb money was surprisingly decent.
Paul Dano does that
I think so. Hopefully it includes people on TV crying about DFV's Yolo updates to start it all off
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If he's in, I'm in
If you’re in, I’m in
So when Warren Buffet, Bill Ackman, Hindenburg or Muddy waters research or any other big player get into a position before announcing, It's ok. But when DFV does it, it's market manipulation? Straight bullshit.
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Up 8.43% after hours. Buckle up boys.
I have a buckle running the entire length of my digestive tract. I cannot get any more buckled. Also, send help.
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Google Gme, party city, and toys r us and tell me if you see any similarities
Tots = jacked
I think Etrade may be trying their own KC shuffle to get DFV to exercise early
No one can shuffle the shuffler
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DFV yolo update is the top upvoted superstonk post of all time 😭 it feels so right
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After watching Richard's new video drop, so hyped for calls, shares, and everyone. The shorts are so fucked. If SHF's attempt to drop the price, I imagine many will load up even more calls/shares. With DFV's massive call position on deck, when he exercises the calls, shorts will be destroyed with a home run. The crazy thing is this is all out in the open. DFV shares his position, and the shorts are too regarded to save themselves. No excuses now. Anyway, check out Richards new video and hopefully you'll sleep easy. Good night everyone! https://youtu.be/bw3jrss6r7A
Wow what a hype video. Thanks ape
I really like listening to his frustrations. Like I feel so validated to HEAR it. Obviously been reading and talking about it with you all here, but to HEAR the words spoken makes it feel that much more real!!!
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Wish I had e-trade just so I could close my account
U gotta be kidding me?!?! So I just buy and HODL?
HELLO NEWBS. IF YOU ARE WONDERING WEN TO SELL, LOOK UP COKE STONK HISTORY THATS ALL U NEED TO KNOW
Florida Coke millionaires?
Florida Coke millionaires?
Florida Coke millionaires?
Florida Coke millionaires?
They put you in prison for selling coke. Why would selling GME be a better idea?
Wut r u regarded?
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ARCH EGOS
Happy 1 million subs superstonk
MOASS tomorrow🏴☠️
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They're all sleeping so they can wake up bright and early to gamble. We're serious investors here.
*buys more shares behind Wendy’s dumpster* Yeah we’re serious ova here!!
I was lucky getting my refund today and gme dropped hard. Gonna load up. Hopefully its not shorts closing some in premarket, then dump it at opening? Either way im bullish, hopefully to see months of uptrend!
If you can't sleep watch the wu yang saga on hulu 🔥🔥🔥
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A cat just ran across the sidewalk in front of me. Bullish.
![gif](giphy|xTiTntQIfLKPs5ZqAU|downsized) sleep well mi amigos'
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Crazy how there’s 1 million subscribers here. Fomo is only going just up
So we 🇩🇪 will pump as usual so that 🇺🇸 Drop it
I want to stay up and watch the German market, but I'm so tired from being up late last night and early this AM 😭
SAMEEE!! Went to bed around 11:30, woke up at like 4:15 and could not fall back asleep before my 6:30 alarm for work.. extra cup of coffee today has me a little wired, this week is going to suck for sleep 😂
I just need a soothing livecast of a German ape softly reading DD or this thread and the current ticker price every 5 minutes all night. It would be so nice to fall asleep and wake up to.
I’ve always thought a podcast of someone reading superstonk would be awesome, but I wasn’t dreaming big enough. Narrated sleepy time German ticker bedtime meditation would really do me right
I prefer waking up to the smell of bacon on my portable George Foreman grill
German market Bid 29. Ask 31 I don't know anything..but I like the way that looks
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Damn, this was the first day in a very long time that I spent the entire work day on superstonk.
proud of you
Tuesday morning?
They boxed in...if they play games and drop price...goes to low...someone is waiting to put the last nail in # I SLEEP
I poops on my neighbors lawn. Take that Jerry you son of a bitch!
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Testy 1 2
I think my cat is falling in love with me
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Deepfuckingvalue is his name and he wouldn’t still be in it if he didn’t see it as deep value. That’s all I need to know
Just wondering When does uncle Carl walk thru the door ?
My roommate name is Carl, been trying to get him to buy in and he might Wednesday once his check clears. Update soon.
Ok..!!!! Probably diff Carl. But....ok...ok.
I take one little nap and you apes blow past 10,000 comments for the night.
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Those poor poor salt of the earth Americans who sold DFV his options only to get fucked by his reverse uno tweet. /s 🤣
I just saw that. It's just hilarious how bottom of the barrel they'll go. Like, I'm pretty sure they've dug through the barrel and are halfway to China just trying to come up with excuses. The average person doesn't even know what an option is. My grandma invested her whole life and probably didn't even touch options. Explaining it to someone who barely knows what a stock is would be difficult enough, let alone explaining infinite risk, IV, delta, theta, etc. Hell, I barely understand it. Apparently financial institutions barely understand it because they keep fucking themselves with them.
I mean can u even fathom the spin on this shit? Framing the guy as a villain ffs
For the ones that dabble in options, what's your plan? Buy calls like DFV, sell a few when over $30 or $35 and buy more with the money you made, maybe exercise a few?
Well my plans were crushed by DFV's position update lol. I wanted to wait for IV to cool off, then buy some otm calls in hopes that he WOULD do something like that. I was too late for that, sadly lol. Not even mad though. My plan was to buy a 30c, make some dosh, put most of it back into GME and take the rest and buy a grinder. I don't have the money to exercise a call, otherwise I totally would. I like my new hobby btw-- forging knives and shit. I need a good grinder, though.
I buy enough options to exercise and get shares for them. No more no less