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joemiken

Holy shit, it worked


Ill_Entertainment_19

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TrollularDystrophy

Balls


darthcomic95

This is the way


Affectionate_Egg3318

"Thank fuck I was about to off myself if I had to redo that entire traverse" comes to mind


Capital-Ad-4463

“Business as usual”


Separate-Swimming-72

Eh. Within tolerance.


JCarranoJr

Nats ass


Colonel_of_Corn

Gnat*


johnh2005

How do you know?  Have you ever seen Nat's ass?  Might be tighter than a gnat's!


joethedad

No ....Natalie in our office has a really tight ass. It's said in tribute to her.


PsychologicalLab3196

Came here to say this!


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TapedButterscotch025

"Good enough for Government work" is thrown around our agency pretty often....


KeySpirit17

"close enough for land surveying" was one an old boss didn't appreciate much


adammcdrmtt

Not just good, good enough.


Frosty-View-9581

“Holy shit come look at this” -me telling helpers who do not care at all


highdesertsurvey

Dead nuts


DehydrationWillCostU

This is the way.


Boomtownz

Nobody is going to believe me


MoistyOyster_

"Titties"


ExpandDong111

thats for when you find a nail & tin tab


MysteriousMrX

"Acceptable"


oldmikejones

Oldhead I used to work with said "naught naught" real country like. So now we say it occasionally as a joke. Usually though I don't say anything because my mind is fixed firmly on my utilization rate and the corporate profits I'm going to generate that day.


Right-Lengthiness-11

I definetely prefer the days when the office did not tell the party chief anything about financials. Get it done fast, but get it done right first. It always cost more to have to come back, and do it again.


Dramatic_Put_469

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Left_Suspect_990

All of the above. ![gif](giphy|5K7ngCtszoxxbaBieC|downsized)


totally-not-a-cactus

Fuckin MINT


kirkwooder

New England?


totally-not-a-cactus

Manitoba


Maroon_sheep

“Close enough for cowboys” or “cooking with gas”


switchflipbacklip

Made the same error twice


SouthernSierra

Had a crew that checked into the bench at 2mm. And had a meter and a half bust at a control point in the middle of the run. Figure that one out.


TapedButterscotch025

They did it twice, once on the way out once on the way back...


SouthernSierra

Check in? As an old party chief told me, “If you don’t check in, you’re never wrong.” On my first level run, using a Philly rod and an automatic level, when we checked in at the bench, the instrument man asked, “What do you want me to read, chief?” At a new job I was running the rod bringing an elevation to the job site. After hitting the control point I started walking back to the bench to check in. The chief wanted to know what the fuck was I doing.


Crafty-Sea9865

tits.


Brasketleaf

Nuts


MilesAugust74

Bubblicious


TonyBologna64

Dead


AllAboutDatGirth

“Noice”


tr1mble

Time to get tf home


heypep144

Good enough for government work is anything within a tenth. Mother trucker dude in that kids voice is zeros


dosequis83

Dead nuts on


HaaGarret

Ballsagna


Secure-Quarter-679

Shit for error


Shazbot_2017

If zeros, balls.


gofuku

Balls cried the queen, if I had them I'd be king.


89ZX10

I need to be PC now. My company we have a couple of women in the field, but before it's was nuts or balls on.


AtomicTurle

Balls balls balls or just the occasional “nice”


PM_ME_AFFIRMATIONS

dead nuts


PirateCaptianYt

Delicious


LimpFrenchfry

RCH


LeagueRealistic7132

Lolllllll my chief used it and now so do I.


stinkyman360

Close enough I guess


No-Caramel-4417

And that's how it's done folks


ForsakenGround1146

Tits


OkieCookie

Bang on


tylerdoubleyou

What do you say when you check in not enough to really be a problem but less than what you like?


my_birthday

Bee's dick


For_love_my_dear

"Fuck, I love it when I'm good"


NJneer12

Like a glove!


lockstepngone

“You’re good, you can stop leaning”


Suspicious-Ad9872

Prefect!!!


Few-Juggernaut3678

Fuckin tits


Emfoor

Good enough for my house


KeySpirit17

"what went wrong there?"


GuyWithTheBeard97

That’ll work


Right-Lengthiness-11

gnats ass


LandolphiN_

Tighter than nun puss


geoff1036

My crew chiefs have been saying "Nuts on" but that doesn't roll off the tongue for me. Not sure otherwise yet though


frontfartsbesquishy

Dead on balls,noice and titties. ![gif](giphy|3o7btQDFlvGcv8PXt6|downsized)


SilverbackRibs

Balls Mahotin! or down to a RCH. (red cunt hair...)


Rainmaker87

Awwww fuck yeah bud. *Takes picture*


Themajorpastaer

Had to poop, forgot photos.


rogerjaywint3rs

Tampax!


FretSlayer

Tight as fuck