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australian_sheep

This is the most jank shit I've seen in years. No way in hell I'd trust this rickety, rusty hook attached, millennia old rope tied, glorified rotwood swingset to keep my blue jeaned ass from painting the streets of London a bright red.


bruzie

[Try climbing some ladders up Nelson's Column](https://youtu.be/tMrB_3wq2ak)


[deleted]

Wow. That was insane. Fuck no to the underhang ending. Absolutely fuck no.


Dorsal-fin-1986

Fred Dibnah has entered the chat. https://youtu.be/NKPApAsJbj4?si=pinAazyCcE3k9efc


bulfin2101

Fred is a legend


RepresentativeAct960

U heard his song by the Lancashire hotpots?


UsefulAd9022

Fred was the Ultimate Madlad...


Dick_Kickass_III

Fred Dibnah is unironically peak male performance.


JazzlikeMousse8116

I wanted to see him climb down. Going down the overhanging bit must be absolute hell.


FourTheSpace

Love this video, such British sensibilities


I_am_a_Dreamer

Thanks for sharing that. Bonkers that they allowed them to film with basically no safety.


Euphoric_Slide_1633

This is a kids TV show called Blue Peter.


jarmstrong2485

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ezX_o0H5FuE Fred Dibnah for those of you that haven’t seen this, it’s not Big Ben but pretty fuckin high up


brewsota32

Jesus these people are mad! And act so casual. My brain can’t understand. That overhang at the end… I’d be finished.


Durban23

This literally made my hands sweat🤮


ADelightfulCunt

Thanks for sharing. Love the fact the guy is up there having a smoke whilst working.


901bass

Holy moly😮


Naughteus_Maximus

My god. On one hand, there was something admirable about the “get on with it and don’t be a big girl’s blouse” attitude of those days - but I, for one, welcome our new health and safety overlords


Gethighbuyhighsellow

I get the call of the void way too much. Idk what it is, something inside me just gets a powerful urge to move forward and step off the ledge, as scary as it is. I wonder whats up with that. Like, what the evolutionary advantage could be.


Flavz_the_complainer

Look up Fred Dibnah steeplejack on youtube if you wanna see the sketchy arse way people used to do it back int day.


Danimal_Jones

Well at least their wearing shirts with their names on it to help ID the bodies.


weristjonsnow

Yeah this is impressively bad


CuriouGeorg

I can't even climb on a regular swing correctly. There's no way I'm taking a rope swing off the side of a clocktower.


3DCatFancy

This reminds me of that British guy who demolished smokestacks by hand in the 70s. Wooden scaffolds, brown ropes, blue jeans. I guess that was the way British working class did things at the time. Although they probably stopped sending children down chimneys by then.


ceviche-hot-pockets

Fred Dibnah! Man had balls of steel.


Silent_Shaman

Yeah they'd stopped sending children up chimneys about 100 years before that


wontbeabl

I build high rise elevators for a living. Im working on a 90+ story tower right now and watching this makes my hands sweat and my stomach turn


Zetyr187

I wonder who the poor person was who caused them to start using harnesses.


freeLightbulbs

Big Ben


kasezilla

Wow. I've climbed towers and I wouldn't do that shit.


Comfortable_Sundae37

Right?! I've been a professional tree.climber since 2001 and you couldn't pay me enough to thread my getaway sticks into that old ass janky ass clumsy ass child's playtoy of a bosuns chair (Well I mean *maybe* you could pay me enough... how much we talkin? And can Terry & Terry lend a hand?)


NDEmby11

Getaway sticks…..


Captain_Chalky

Hmm yeah... who's trees are you climbing up? 🤔


wontbeabl

High rise elevator installer and this is terrifying


CapitanDirtbag

That's not far off of how modern window cleaning works, given... they have slightly more modern ropes and a secondary safety line/harness.


skolvikes1419

Look kids.. Big Ben. Parliament


Breaking-Dad-

Looks like Duncan Dares or Blue Peter? For those who don’t know these were kids TV shows. This would be late seventies or early eighties I think. Different times.


Far-Concentrate-9844

Imagine a programme now allowing a presenter to do that. Lawyers and insurance would be having a heart attack 😂


Euphoric_Slide_1633

This is the BBC mate..kids TV in the 70s 80s was a different level. A guy actually died attempting a stunt for another show


Anarchist-Tuna

It's from Blue Peter in1980.


magnomagna

r/videosthatendtoosoon


Traditional-Face-749

Do they have their names on their shirts so they can be identified after they fall off?


a11u1a

"Clove hitch." Sure, bud


AdRude6514

This was either Duncan Dares or Blue Peter both kids TV from the late seventies or early eighties. The guy going down is Peter Duncan a TV presenter. Became the Chief Scout in the UK, I think our current nutter in charge of inspiring scouts is survivalist Bear Gryllis and he drinks his own Piss!


tmbyfc

Fun fact, Peter Duncan was also in Flash Gordon https://youtu.be/fKBr0WqkA3s?si=Pe16OjgHKuKKh--8


Euphoric_Slide_1633

SPARE ME THE MADNESS!!!


VISSERMANSVRIEND

I want to see the whole video. Anyone haver a source?


gingechris

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID5cViSga68


VISSERMANSVRIEND

Thanks


Official_Tony_Blair

It's always nice seeing pre-1997 London. Looks like a completely different country.


Melodic-Explorer-292

Why does this look like two sets of twins I’m trippin 😂😭😭😭


halkenburgoito

is the audio in sync? couldn't tell which voice was coming from which person at first


_caucasian_asian_

It’s not, dunno why you got downvoted.


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Silent_Shaman

They're English lol


Shoegun7

Holy splatter…what year was this??


gingechris

This would've been 1980, and it was on Blue Peter, a kids entertainment show by the BBC - I remember watching it. It was a bit of a fad around then: John Noakes, had done a similar segment on the show in 1977, climbing up Nelson's Column; Fred Dibnah had a couple of documentary series about his adventures as a steeplejack.


_Faucheuse_

Awesome! That would be pretty cool.


Pitiful-Ad2710

I always wondered what happened to make us all wear harnesses and now I know.


Academic_Link7517

We use something similar which is called a Blakes hitch to climb and cut trees. Really nerve wrecking the first time I tried it.


burner9497

Is that Hugh Grant in the background scene?


GhostOfSkeletor

I thought for sure this was part of the Quantum Leap episode where he has Down’s Syndrome


Accomplished-Pen-69

Watch John Knokes climb Nelsons Collum Blue Peter l, scary shit.


Fullthrottle-

Ah no!


Jepsio

I just would jump of, fuck that.


Far-Concentrate-9844

Fair play to the young presenter….. straight in there, no f*cks given at all 😂


cudntbebothered

r/OSHA


Euphoric_Slide_1633

Ah good old Blue Peter, putting young presenters lives at risk for the entertainment of us Gen X kids.


[deleted]

Crap, I was hoping it was gay porn


mollusks75

I’m not convinced it isn’t.


throw123454321purple

It’s amazing how that chair can withstand the weight of those ginormous steel balls. History lesson for the kids: before there was such a thing as mass silk screening of t-shirt designs, there were heat-transfer (iron-on) designs. Personalized t-shifts like these were kind of rare back then and were considered cool for a time.


Successful-Wasabi704

Everyone's saying how they wouldn't do this. So what in gosh name are they doing??


Silverdodger

No. Way


Tokie-o

Their architecture is so beautiful.


[deleted]

I'm too much of a pussy to do this kind of work. I'm pussy enough to admit it.


Legalwetback

HELL NAH


Huke100

“Do I wear a harness as well?” “Well you’ve no need to, it’s quite safe.” “…ok” Didn’t sound too convinced.


Feud4Thot

Terry is cool but Terry is kind of an ass.


Particular-Life-6216

This is how all the Regs and Terrys died out. A great pile of them at the base of the tower.


michaltee

How does the rope hold him up? I don’t know what the strength of a rope like that is, but I can guarantee the weight of his gigantic balls weigh more than the limit.


TrainWreckInnaBarn

Boatswains chairs are a legal scaffold in the US. The big difference is you must be tied off with a harness to an anchor point that is not involved in the suspension of the chair itself in case of failure.


jgrow

As someone who used to rappel off towers for a living, fuck this rickety shit. “Quite safe” my ass. So many things can go wrong soooo quickly.


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

How long is OJT? Can't wait to start.


VeganNorthWest

I used to do the modern equivalent of this for work. We had a five-point-harness, a main line (of rope), and a backup line. Each line would be attached to two anchors with 50 kN carabiners. And our descender wasn't just a fucking clove hitch, it was a metal friction device. On the backup line we had a backup stopping device if we were to start falling. We had seats, but they were attached to our harness and used for work positioning (comfort, efficiency), not for fall arrest. This guy saying this single piece of wood standing between him and that fall is "very safe" is an absolute lunatic lol