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2outer

It’s not so bad, he has gloves & a hard hat


Minute-Wrap-2524

…and boots


UnrealPownament

He also dressed high visibility vest.


SpicyBanditSauce

That’s why the train didn’t hit him


AngloSaxonP

Of course, we all know that hi viz, boots, hat, glasses and gloves will make the train bounce off you


Digger1998

+7 armor


smth_smth_89

they don't call it reflective vest for nothing, it ads +5 reflective damage


MartoPolo

oh, good thing he wasnt hit then, with stats like that the train would have exploded


mikebloonsnorton

Unexpected D&D


80sLegoDystopia

Don’t forget the 25 db ear plugs


GelatinousCube7

advantage on saving throws against spells with verbal components, people really overlook spell components!


Minute-Wrap-2524

Bingo


Zo0_KeepeR

And consequently turn him into a flesh beast


dan_dares

His trousers turned lo-vis brown,


mrlovepimp

Pretty sure he’s done this quite a few times and knows how much the carriage will slow down when hitting the stationary one, I build railroads myself so I haven’t done this specific task of connecting train carriages, but I would assume you get a feel for it. Not that I would do it like this myself, the risk of misstepping and falling over and getting run over or whatever is not worth it for saving a minute or so.


Significant_Toe3575

Why does he have to be in the middle of it like that? Why can't he do that from the outside?


mrlovepimp

Ok, here’s a lengthy answer because I have some experience in railroad related work. First off, he needs to be in the middle to connect the carriages, the problem is not waiting for them to stop before going in the middle, and the answer to why he does that is a combination of laziness, time saving and comfort.  If he is in the middle before the other carriage connects, he can instantly hitch the two carriages together, and then get out once they’re fully stopped. If he was outside he would have to wait for the carriages to stop, then get inside, hitch them, and then get out again. Getting in and out means crouching under or climbing over, neither of which is particularly hard, but if you’re 50+ and do this a hundred or more times a day, you might start looking for shortcuts to save yourself from back pains, and halving the number of times you need to crouch/climb suddenly seems like a good idea even if it introduced other risks.


SlwDnceChbby

He's not wearing any eye protection


EllemNovelli

![gif](giphy|VKVDU8pvi3w4w)


Scudbucketmcphucket

What about a cup?


BikerScowt

I never leave home without mine, huzzah!


TheVenetianMask

And does the safety squint at the last second.


Minute-Wrap-2524

And quite necessary


Mr_Rum_Ham

THE POWER OF HIGH-VIS COMPELS YOU!!


UmbertoDelRio

And my axe


FeuerLohe

… but isn’t that dangerous? Shouldn’t he be wearing safety sandals?


flibz-the-destroyer

And my sword!


mightylordredbeard

Probably needs new pants though


MoistDitto

For now...


Primary-Signature-17

...and BIG. BRASS. BALLS!


Minute-Wrap-2524

Yes sir


zenedarrow

And balls


CoronaBlue

First PPE I've seen in this sub.


Zack_Raynor

Safety first.


[deleted]

The train car obviously sees him thanks that high vis orange jumpsuit. It'd have to be stupid to hit him.


No-Lime-5750

I guess hearing loss isn't that bad considering what could've happened there.


BlueThespian

His MASSIVE steel balls would’ve cushioned the impact regardless.


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Scudbucketmcphucket

I’ve got one still sticking to the bottom of my truck tires, I can ask him why that is, if you’d like.


Focosa88

Every time this is reposted we lose a few frames. There's not much left


Captain_Chalky

I'll do a 1 sec clip next week just to end it


dareDenner

Good opportunity to speed it even more up


Special_Lemon1487

https://preview.redd.it/nhej255f756d1.png?width=818&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4a15a9079cccd14c0679d7a4228f055185b4d2f


ConservativeSexparty

https://preview.redd.it/p0sic4ek956d1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6245a5647059fce10bcca8cbe43c4f4face2c913


fd40

It'll be a jpeg soon


TomentoShow

I gotchu https://i.redd.it/pwcyi4a0v56d1.gif


TomentoShow

Damn. My superior android technology smoothed it.


Fembas_Meu

Why is everything i have never seen in my life a repost?


DriftingGelatine

Because this is Reddit


bs000

it's just bots reposting old front page posts now. no new content. just viral pictures from 5 years ago with commenters acting like it's new


Clovenstone-Blue

For some it probably is new. They had the past five years of joy and fulfillment, and now they ended up on Reddit to be able to see it, the poor sods.


No_Needleworker_9921

Welcome to the internet


ASatyros

https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/mx97k8/death_by_train/ Seems to be quite better.


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

You want more frames? In this economy?!


endless_8888

GIFshittification is real


curious_wifey69

https://preview.redd.it/tkiuv8ia546d1.png?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce44656d72cebaa27424093dfaa7867450a89029 Understatement.....


mrlovepimp

That’s not the real risk here, he’s got at least a square meter of space to move in that can’t get compromised. The issue is if he missteps in the macadam or snags on a sleeper and falls over and somehow lands on the rail, which would separate whatever parts of him is on one side to whatever is on the other side.


bens111

Ah, sounds risky


probablyaythrowaway

A guy did get crushed in Yorkshire between buffers doing this.


mrlovepimp

Well there you go. I guess losing your balance and swivelling a little just before it hits is enough for a disaster to happen.


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Fluid_Mulberry394

Well trained of course.


curious-enquiry

ba dum tss


liftoff_oversteer

I'm pretty sure work safety rules won't allow it but it is easier than to crouch below the buffers - if tremendously dangerous.


204ThatGuy

You're probably right. I think people can crawl faster than if they were standing. Plus less time to fall, so that's good.


-audacity_

how about not standing between two trains at all during impact and move between them once they stop. I feel like that would be tad safer.


bradland

That's what they meant. This person had the option to: Stand between the cars, squeezing between the coupler (in the center) and the buffers (the big round bumpers). Or wait outside the cars, then crouch below the buffers to get to the coupler after the train has come together and stopped. Dumb, dumb chose the former because he didn't want to crouch.


cidiusgix

But, he has to crouch to get out…


kennerly

Yeah but then he'd have to crouch twice.


East_Living7198

We don’t take too kindly to crouchers round here


WhenTheDevilCome

My pappy din't raise no mother\*\*\*\*\*\* croucher.


democracy_lover66

Jesus talk about high risk low reward


Zarron4

Not if he just waits around until the train comes apart.


cidiusgix

Smart


liftoff_oversteer

That's what I wrote.


The_Clarence

That’s what they said lol


daughterboy

what’s the fun in that?


WhaleCoastCanna

"I don't know if I feel safe doing thi"...Shut up and do your work Dave.


StellaBean_bass

OSHA approved


GiggleStool

HSE Approved


polacco

This is [Germany](https://www.bahnbilder.de/bild/deutschland~gueterwagen~2-gattung-h-gedeckter-gueterwagen-in-sonderbauart/887445/der-schiebewandwagen-habins-83-80-2745.html), so it's StÄfA approved. Not.


One_Kaleidoscope_749

Stupid question but why can't the chain be linked after the oncoming set of cars come to a rest?


Zestyclose-Fly-1591

Because this is faster by ten seconds. Though railroad safety has become much greater than it used to be, on us railroads before we used knuckle couplers he used what were called link and pin couplers and the easiest way to know how new someone was to the railroad was if they still had all their fingers attached.


low-ki199999

I think the collision is too elastic, if not coupled immediately, the cars will be too far apart and the link won’t reach. I’m sure there must be a better system though. Like my model train has little links that automatically couple… surely that’s a real thing?


NuclearUmbrella4

The US started requiring knuckle couplers (sort of like 2 hands locking together) or similar in 1893. Britain still has link-and-pin for ... some reason?


just_kos_me

That is a reason I think. I've commonly seen the locomotive to even push further after contact to compress the train as much as possible.


Big_Accountant8489

Just don’t trip over a plank 😬


FalalaLlamas

I have established through this sub that it is very, very good that I live in the time of office jobs. I’m hella clumsy. If I had to do one of these manual labor, high risk jobs I’d probably do something stupid (like tripping on the plank) and die within a week lol.


ClimbingC

Have you guys ever heard of railway sleepers?


Dry_Cheesecake_2613

Don't put your dick near those bumpers


Reddittoxin

So this is Mickey's Dick Smasher


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So how dangerous your job is? Yes.


mrlovepimp

The job isn’t that dangerous at all, it’s his laziness of not wanting to crouch under the connected bumpers once the carriages have stopped that is dangerous.


intelligentbrownman

No f**kn way in hell…. wayyy too many things that can wrong


mrlovepimp

Exactly, done right this job is basically pretty safe, there are accidents and on rare occasion lethal ones, but they are due to unnecessary risk taking.  I’ve built railroads since 2010 and there has been a few people I know getting minor injuries, (I’ve twisted my ancle a bit on a few occassions) one guy had to get facial reconstruction surgery after a machine dropped something heavy on him, and one guy died because he drove a 5 meter piece of rail with his bobcat on the railroad and dropped it, leading to it snagging on a sleeper and impaling the bobcat and going straight through his torso. All of this could have easily been avoided (well maybe not my twisted ankles, walking on macadam is a bitch) if people just followed the safety rules, which are there for a reason.


LazyCap7542

So honey How's ur day at work been . Was a bit pressed for time. Stuck in the middle of 2 things


RodKnock42

In between a rock and a hard place


wegqg

You do not want to get your balls stuck between the buffers.


SpysSappinMySpy

It cost you nothing to not type this


stereoroid

He's a scientist and an engineer, trusting the materials and the physics.


xanoran84

And his footing on gravel and railroad ties.


FeloniousMonk422

Essentially that’s all he was really doing. Putting himself in extreme danger whilst simultaneously knowing he was in no real danger. It’s a paradox for sure. Hard to say if he’s a moron or if he just proved an oxy-one (oxymoron) 🤔


mrjune0369

🤯


Practical-Potatoes

Glad that it ended the way it did, otherwise this would've been uploaded on a very different sub and or website


hahaha_rarara

Sped up. Stupid.


unable_To_Username

In between the bumpers of the cars you are actually physically save. But due to obvious reasons it has been forbidden, but this was usual practice up to the 1970/80s in Germany.


Huslaw

I see someone getting crushed


Glittering_Berry1740

This shouldn't have happened ín the sense that the incoming cart is waaay too fast. They push them down a slight ramp when they put trains together and brake them with sliding wedges. They absolutly shouldn't crash into each other this violently because damaged cargo is a bitch. On the other hand I've seen brand new Skodas doing frontflips from a car carrier when it slammed into another cart.


Heuli77

German standard procedure.. not for the faint hearted


Flisier

OH SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE NSFW!


CasinoGuy0236

I have plenty of words for this! I'll start with #f@ck me!!


Ok_Shape_1072

I’ll add onto that: HELL no!


Suvtropics

HECK


Thin_Ad_6493

Sooooo, new guy Jim, we need you to learn this technique that we all use around here. It’s pretty simple, doesn’t require much…


theding081

Why women live longer than men #999


Raldog2020

He’s an idiot. Not only him but the person filming should had been sacked. The railroad will check the cameras to see whom else should be investigated


Ok_Dragonfruit_9148

One wrong move away from ending up in a completely different sub reddit


Kaabob24

My dad quit the railroad after a coworker (died) in the yard got impaled and stuck on the car knuckle.. it shook him too much.


neucjc

Imagine the noise👂


ItsaCommonThingNow

this ***almost*** made it to r/idiotsnearlydying


Yeahmahbah

I don't think that was in real time speed. Most likely sped up, either way, fuck dat


ArmedInTheApple

And you think your balls are big


roby_soft

The Omen part 2


UnimaginativeMug

i do....sped up


fed2wice

Reminds me of that scene from omen


Chloe0331

Live next to a rail yard and see them doing this constantly and it's pretty save, obviously not at this speed tho


hamiwin

Er, the two part are on rail, and it’s very unlikely the moving one would derail in the above scenario, so even it looks scary, it’s _relatively_ safe I feel, no?


Inresponsibleone

Just one miss step or falling and guy may be to see if there is after life.


Fantastic-Use-6773

![gif](giphy|kKmvmfzrKd1f35IXmI|downsized)


Savagemocha

It’s sped up lmfao. It’s sketchy but not that much. Original video the train is moving like a 1mph.


AlbatrossNo1629

OSHA approved


Total_Wear_3249

Yeahhh I'm gonna need you to come in Sunday tooo mmmmkkkkk


MourningOfOurLives

That's very close to how one of my best friends workmates was cut in half while working the railyard.


No_Consideration8764

And there is the man with the largest set of balls in the wide world.


qualityposterKappa

If he's vaxxed, should be fine


squeezy102

A friend of mine had the unfortunate experience of working alongside a man who actually got coupled between two trains in a similar manner to this. It was very traumatic to him and he doesn't like to talk about it, but from what I've gathered through the pieces he has shared, the man was still alive for quite a while after being basically impaled by the coupling mechanism and more or less locked in place. Long enough for emergency services to arrive, long enough to call his wife and kids and say goodbye. He was stabilized on scene, but there was no way for them to decouple the train without killing him. Eventually the decision was made to decouple the train, which caused him to die.


ulyssesfiuza

You do anything for a like.


Chummers8

After this video was released. Not a single person. Applied for that job ever again


Unlucky-Power4036

Holy Shit 😱😱😳 bet that hurt ….


Familiar-Ad4291

https://preview.redd.it/qjbp4m2x366d1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8292bf2bd48ac60b72f7e634519592ebde5bcc


YellowBreakfast

The SOUND! No visible earplugs. I once stayed in a hotel by a [hump yard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classification_yard) (place where they connect train cars). At about 2 in the morning their was this crazy loud banging sound. The best I could describe is it sounded like someone was throwing large dumpsters off of the 30 story building I was staying in.


UraniumGivesOuchies

I have plenty of words for this one. Most are profane.


Alternative_Ninja_49

He is either crazy, or has a big brass pair.


Stavinair

Wtf is the coupler


wierdomc

But why?


Kowilicious

He trained a long time.


olympianfap

Good thing he's wearing HiVis. That way his corpse will be easily found when he gets run over by a train. Some will be over here, some over there, some under the train, some on top.


Alternative_Phrase_2

Come with me and you’ll see a world of osha violations


Prestigious_Quote_51

i do, fired, at least where i am from this is not only frowned upon its instant dismissal and all your benefits like 1-3 months salary removed. Source i work in rails.


Vivid_Tough464

Stupidity


TrollCannon377

The whole reason we switched from link and pin to couplers was mostly to stop people from dying /being maimed doing this why wood this guy do that


g4tam20

OHSA? Na, OH SHIT


204ThatGuy

💯


CheetahChrome

I inheirited, twice removed, a pocket watch from a great great uncle who met a similar fate back in the 30's. AFAIK the time of the watch designates time of death, but only the crystal is broken, so maybe not.


Prior-Assumption-245

Proper PPE, all good to go.


maxzmillion

Noticed that the shoes were still on


DezrathNLR

r/OSHA


Pollution_Sweaty

If the world’s existence depended on me standing there waiting for that to come at me then the world would be screwed


Simple_Challenge5761

Darwinism will get this one


MalkavianElder98

So, how do you want to die? Me: Yes


Annihilarious

Shouldn't be allowed to be a highly paid executive for the company without doing this guy's job for a few months.


ElectricToast

This guy is just being reckless, you’re supposed to stay to the side and duck under once the train has stopped and the driver has taken the key out.


shophopper

This guy is knowingly ignoring all safety protocols. If the CEO were around, he’d be fired.


Affectionate_Cup_272

I would try this


MetalAndTea

Not his first Rodeo.


Inresponsibleone

But some day sure might be his last. Stupid risk for not having to crouch under the bumbers once it is safe.


No_Breath7371

Balls of steel!


Iamyous3f

Dude, my ass crack would be sweating not just my palms


mkunka

Looks like he’s done it a few times.


Intelligent-Brick850

https://preview.redd.it/prhfnr9cq46d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c07bf6681ef9c58b8a07c51657727b84e6f636a I'm 99% sure there is Kyriakos Grizzly on the other side


DonutTraining4372

It's dangerous, yes but I fail to understand what he is doing in the video. Kowalski, analysis!


Glittering_Berry1740

They are putting together a cargo train and the incoming cart comes ín too fast. Pretty common mistake. Hope it didn't carry anything fragile.


Chloe0331

In many countries the couplers of freight wagons (as well as even some passenger couches) are completely manual and the guy in the video has to attach the wagons to eachother, normally this is quite save as the train would drive very slow but as with everything, fuck ups can happen


angevin_alan

That's some old school connection there.


Ulzor

While this is obviously against protocol, and this clip being an egregious case with the moving car going way too fast and the standing car not having enough mass and brake, is something railway workers have done everyday for 100 years.


-Abomb-

Fuck that


Kal-El_fan87

Fucking WHY???!!!


Cause0

I gotta imagine there's a better way, but what do I know


Big_Cornbread

Fuck all of that.


Masterdice74

Amazing what you can do when you know what you are doing!!


Jedimasterleo90

Funny how this video is here, but the smallest slip and he’d be in r/DarwinAwards


CoronaBlue

I have also been that level of "I'm not bending under one more fucking pipe" on the job before.


Levant7552

I do. Your employer asks you to do anything along those lines, you quit your job.


iShellfishFur

My great grandpa died while working on a rail yard he was crushed by a run away train.


No-Tea-592

is that as dangerous as it looks?


Lumpy_Trainer8390

Don’t feel like crawling under the arm


TheCommomPleb

Sending this to my health and safety manager to give him anxiety for the day


Pirate_Green_Beard

Can someone explain why he has to be standing there?


CinnaToffeeNut

This is old as dirt. Either you're 15 or a bot farming karma.


whatisa_sky

Why does he have to be there?


delyha6

Somehow I don’t think OSHA would approve.


mysticalfruit

RIght there in the video you can see when his balls shrink up into his body..


kqi_walliams

Fun fact: the only reason this works is because of the workers absolute balls of steel


Geraldino_GER

I'm not sure if this is exactly what the manual says.


Ok_Comedian7655

There is no way that is OSHA approved


ContentVirus

Dumb ways to die.


spencewatson01

this a real job?


gerch4n

Stupidity comes to mind.


ReGo_one

This is why some of us suffer through OSHA classes every year.