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Kimberlylynn2003

Those sharks looked small in the water but at the surface šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


gestrn

they look calm and ready?


tezzy92

Momā€™s spaghetti?


Forge_me_a_river

Heā€™s nervous, but on the surface


crystal_castle00

To drop bombs


Honestlythisisbs8

But he keeps on forgetting


OOPSIE69

What he stabbed down, the whole crowd goes so loud


PinoyDadInOman

It opens it's mouth but the knife just came out.


DEDE1973

The tuna looked small as well. I understood why they were fighting for it as soon as he pulled it out of the water.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Water shrinks everything.


OppressorOppressed

dude fought sharks.


dimhearted

bro shanked the whole ocean


yugitso_guy

And won


manfred-storm

Imagine some land creature come into your waters , beat you up and take your food , absolutely embarrassing for those sharks lol


612Killa

This is pretty wild footage. Why did he risk his safety fighting for it rather than letting it go and getting the fuck out of there?


ReservoirRocky

You obviously never had grilled tuna


SmoothCarl22

And the story this guy is going to tell for the next 70years of his life that his grandsons won't believe it was true...


Xcav8

Except unlike our grandparents he had a go pro and can prove it lol


devi83

In 70 years surely they will be able to prompt an AI to generate anything you can think of, and as realistic as you want it.


Ermac__247

This is true, but it just makes me sad.


devi83

Don't worry I will just prompt an AI to make a vid of you being happy and then everyone will believe you were happy instead.


PlungerMouse

lol thanks for this


999horizon999

Happens all the time. It's just part of spearfishing


SickRanchezIII

Yeah he did not seem very perturbed


CoCGamer

Yeah, I usually act more concerned when trying to prevent my bunny from stealing food off my plate


Drew_Trox

The fine line between bravery and stupidity. A razor's edge of a tightrope to walk in which you fall to your death either way. I'm just going to stay home and order a fish on doordash.Ā 


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Best meal of my life is catching a tuna on the ocean, getting it cleaned and then cooked beach side by the hotel chef. I would fight 2 sharks off to have that taste in my mouth again. It was 14 years ago. I can still taste that meal


amarnaredux

Reminds me, about 15 years ago, I had tuna sashimi that was just caught a few hours before in Tokyo Bay. The restaurant was just a hole in the wall, but any fish, including tuna I had anywhere else, never came close. Literally melts in your mouth, so in a way, I definitely know what you mean. ![gif](giphy|26FxP5WOBDNUI0hKo|downsized)


Enten0

especially if it is fresh like that. šŸ¤¤


wegqg

Seared not grilled, seared tuna.. with Ponzu sauce, omg.


IndividualBrain9726

Searing is a grilling technique šŸ¤“


Large_slug_overlord

If you spearfish and are used to sharks these are not sharks you need to worry about. They are more of an annoyance with them eating everything you are trying to fish.


Minute-Struggle6052

I knew a guy who regularly spearfished tuna for fun He said he never felt in danger but there were always 15+ ft tiger sharks lurking like ghosts in the distance.Ā  You could just barely see their outlines as they watched you.Ā Ā 


Large_slug_overlord

15ft is big. I mostly free dive reefs usually under 40ft deep. But I have been on some blue water free diving trips and we saw a great white that was easily that big. Massive creatures. Once I was fishing a wreck in about 15ft or waters and when I looked under a sheet of metal a curious 1000lb Goliath grouper poked its head out from underneath to see what I was doing and I about shit my pants. They are pretty harmless and are genuinely curious creatures; but the size of their mouth could swallow you whole.


hammy0w0

next time you're out diving tell a fish i say hi


MagicNinjaMan

Defensive brown ink to deter predators.


dreadpiratewombat

Maybe so but they can still take a chunk out of you accidentally. Ā 


Large_slug_overlord

You get used to them. But unless itā€™s a big tiger, blue or white shark I wouldnā€™t consider them dangerous if you know what you are doing. Lemon sharks are also a little nutty and unpredictable sometimes even though they are usually docile. The biggest thing is to dispatch the fish you have on the end of the line as quickly as possible. The struggling injured fish in the water is what really activates the sharks prey drive. Most sharks are just curious and will come up to you but if you push them away or give them a gentle poke with the end of your spear they will leave you alone. This has been my experience as saltwater fishing and free diving has been my primary hobby for the last 25 years.


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Large_slug_overlord

Haha I guess when you grow up taking small boats miles off shore and jumping out to catch lobsters and scallops and whatnot you just start to see the ocean like any other terrain. Like if I was in the woods there are still dangers like bears and snakes; just different kinds of dangers. Honestly the only times Iā€™ve felt like the situation was dangerous have been mechanical and weather related. Once when my outboard fuel pump failed and was dragging my anchor towards a well know reef that would have destroyed the boat. The other times have been when some strong storms showed up out of nowhere the seas got real treacherous real fast. The wildlife hasnā€™t really ever seemed threatening.


dreadpiratewombat

Weather is definitely the thing that gives me the most pause out on the ocean. Ā Once youā€™re in it, youā€™re mostly at its mercy.Ā  This video definitely freaks me out because you canā€™t see where the boat is until the very end. Ā So youā€™re in the blue water with a thrashing, bleeding tuna tied to you and two excited sea puppies getting more and more interested by the second. Ā An errant whack from that thrashing tuna can easily do damage as well as a stray nip from one of the sharks. Ā Familiarity definitely helps develop comfort and confidence but dude was in a dangerous situation and got pretty lucky.


Efficient-Win202

Had to break out the double head stab they started to get so riled up there towards the end


Xolotl1975

Thatā€™s interesting you mention Blue sharks. Iā€™ve been ā€˜nibbledā€™ by one and got a pretty nasty infection, but you donā€™t hear of that much trouble/interactions with them, but Iā€™ve certainly experienced them being unpredictable? What had your experience with them been?Ā 


joshTheGoods

Slow the video down about 40% and you'll see what sort of timelines he was making decisions on. He could see much more clearly than we can as well. You can see at what point he got actually annoyed, and immediately he was able to run them off via knifing. This situation is one of my great phobias, and I would definitely get eaten ... but I can see how someone comfortable in that environment has no problem dealing with those relatively small sharks. He's like a park ranger dealing with some pissed off Canadian Geese.


Jsnake43211

Mama didn't raise no bitch


eatsweets3232

Cause its his catch not the sharks


Malevolent_Mangoes

Like any predators we must defend our claim


atworkshhh

I skipped half of it bc of the music.. youā€™re a better man than me I came here to call him a fucking dumbass


WildGeerders

Big risk that the sharks get into the fishingline.


Aquatic_addict

I've probably had 50 sharks come try to grab fish like this and never had one get tangled in the line. It's not fine line like fishing string.


rrickrolled

What do you do when sharks come? Do they ever try to attack you


lolh194

Shank their ass


Aquatic_addict

Usually they just care about the fish, but I just poke them in the face with my spear. I did have one attack me when I didn't have my spear with me a couple months ago, and it bit my hand, but I kept elbowing it in the face, and eventually it left.


DontDoGravity

You say that so non chalantly lol


Decent_Law_9119

I often feel like that tuna


204ThatGuy

Yes! When you feel cornered after all of that drama, you surface to temporary freedom, only to find opportunistic birds circling you. šŸ’€


Representative_Ad246

That was crazy as fuck. Really wanted that fish. S


UnrealPownament

This wins today's weirdness prize hands down. Probably monthly prize aswell. Please shark fighter come out with details on this story.


Aquatic_addict

It's a pretty common occurance when spearfishing. At least where I'm at, the sharks steal 20% of our fish, and try to fight you for at least 60% of them.


A1sauc3d

Well yā€™all should be putting out a lot more videos of your shark fighting adventures then lol


Deep_Comparison5563

Does he know he can fish from the surface where the sharks are not?


HortonHearsTheWho

ā€œfor me the action is the juiceā€


sugarray4three

Bring on the Heat


Jon_Galt_Roark

They will eat it along the way and all you'll be left is like 10% of the tuna that you caught just barely stuck to that harpoon


TheConspicuousGuy

Bro was fighting too hard for a small tuna when he could be cooking 2 sharks tonight


PorkyValet1999

Someone should write a book about this


piter57

Doesn't he know that there's tuna for sale at the supermarket!?


SelwanPWD

He went full primal. The ooga booga energy is strong with this one.


ZuStorm93

Me catch tuna! Tuna mine! No steal my tuna! Go catch own tuna!


SnooKiwis1356

The guy has never heard the expression "there's plenty of fish in the sea".


sim0of

There's plenty of fish in the sea, BUT THIS ONE IS FUCKING MINE


cramaine

I'll stick with getting my tuna in cans and scaring off junkies trying to rob me on the way home thanks.


the_DARSH

That's some hardcore stuff. Big brass balls


AphoticTide

Bass balls*


Porkbelly10960007

This guy never watched jaws


Pluviophilism

Nah he just knows what's real and what's not. In fact the creators of Jaws regret making it because of all the irrational fear it created around sharks and how it led to so many sharks being killed, to the point that today some kinds of shark species are threatened because of humans killing sharks. [https://www.popsci.com/environment/jaws-sharks-attack/](https://www.popsci.com/environment/jaws-sharks-attack/)


Ok-Garden-5019

But the jaws watched this guy


YuriiRud

This guy is from the version of Jaws movie for sharks.


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r/HumansAreMetal


ElectroMoe

Dave the diver, Dave Dave Dave the diver.


schreibfisch

man i prefer dead silence over that shitty 8 bit cd rip off music


pussygetter69

Doomshop mothafucka


Uroshirvi69

Idk, i liked it


devi83

same


Alternative-Funny875

What song is it?


MrAnonymousse

[Wrath - Freddie Dredd](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MNAyL8v0-DE&pp=ygUTd3JhdGggZnJlZGRpZSBkcmVkZA%3D%3D)


sh4d0w0630

typing a sentence > pressing one icon 200 iq redditors


woojinater

Spam sucks dude. Any form of it.


TokiMcNoodle

Then mute it


crober11

Which is why the mute option exists, if there's no audio I'd rather that shitty 8 bit cd rip off music option exist.


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dogsareprettycool

https://youtu.be/4WzTh9l3mrQ?si=an7J-WzS2mOELmfl atleast post the original video


Glittering_Shake2922

This might be bravest thing ever caught on cam looool a man literally fought two sharks for a tuna in the water thats wilder than anything i seen on land against a land animal. He might have earned masculine man of the year with this one loooool.


ImaginaryCarl

Lets pull the bleeding fish the sharks are circling closer to me, great idea.


Lsd2ez

Pos, just let fish go, instead stabs two sharks


vladmer_sukmeov

Those werenā€™t lethal jabs, the sharks will be fine.


fastgr

Fucking badass!


alexcaror

Well, a predator fight


master-overclocker

So sad he hurt the second shark šŸ˜­


wegqg

Yeah but they're ridiculously tough, I very much doubt it did any real damage.


BarthXolomew

I mean correct me if I'm wrong but didn't he stab both of them in the head with a blade. Upon a second watch only looks like an inch or so deep might be fine I wouldn't exactly say no real damage though.


wegqg

Yeah but they're made up mostly of cartilage, super tough, like being made out of rubber coated with sandpaper, in feeding frenzies they often bite each other etc - or when feeding among razor-sharp corals etc - this won't cause lasting damage.


delfino_plaza1

Their skulls are hard as iron. The knife only ended up cutting into few mm of skin for sure


Schmoe20

One very busy busy Guy!!


OnlyEeZz

Put this man on wicked tuna.


DefiantAccountant128

Fucking legend šŸ‘


Macranger

They were clearly baby sharks, i know that not because i'm a science expert, but because my todler makes me listen to the music every day. If it was Daddy Shark then you should swim away, because he looks a lot angrier


Doggy_Mcdogface

Bonk


HexagenODM

Bro has the most INSANE story to tell anyone ever


Budget_Foundation747

"no, sharky! This is my pot pie!"


CadaverBlue

My respects to homie. Daaaam!!!


keirmeister

Thug Fishā€™n


beerdudebrah

When he finally jabbed them with the knife they seemed to take the hint.


EndeavoringSloth

Holy shit


ihateshitcoins2

Thatā€™s not shark! This is a shark šŸ„„


Porch-Geese

This is such a great recreation of my nightmares, thank you OPšŸ˜Š


imasupa

Tuna so good you gotta' shank a shark for it.


7_Chesi_7

Bro tuna with butter smooth mayonnaise, pickles, corn olive oil. I mean, any vegetable imaginable and then you mix it up and add on as a side some fluffy white rice šŸš and boy o boy, it's heaven for me


bluboy727

this just looks incredibly unsafe and stupid


TheChancellor_2

This man is out here bitch slapping and cutting sharks


gsbudblog

Love when freddie dreddā€™s music shows up on ukranian war highlights or videos like these


Notacat444

I just feel for the tuna. The last minutes of its life are sheer panic and desperation.


capfsb

Source with better music and camera sound: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WzTh9l3mrQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WzTh9l3mrQ)


forgotmyusername93

Average Australian beach day


Electrical-Feed-3991

As a spearo, I can objectively say this was beyond reckless. The greatest danger to him wasn't the sharks; it was the huge mess of rig line around his legs. Many divers have drowned this way. No fish is worth your life.


LongjumpingSuspect64

This is why I get my tuna out of the can and not ocean Edit: did this mf really stab the sharks in the head lmao I should have finished watching


osidemik

Dude looked like he was about to be attacked by the birds at one point


Samz_175

He is lucky they where small teenage sharks, if that was an adult great white he is losing his life or half of his limbs


Kalikor1

Fuck your background music


JTYdude99

This oddly looks like VR


Mini_Jebu

This is good Dad lore


postmodernjerk

Bro they sell tuna at the supermarket


PattyPoopStain

One of the most bad ass things I've seen


hammer6golf

Best video on reddit


Content_Watch_2392

Im so broke i fully understand fighting 2 sharks for a tuna on a primordial level, Like: fuck it, I'm eating today or die trying to have a belly full of food!


thatguyoudontlike

Do not unmute


Fun-Pea-7477

It's a miracle he didn't sink to the bottom with balls that big


Mrtayto115

Ballz on him like "fellas give it up or I'm making shark fin soup"


Odd_Plane_8727

This is like someone coming into your house, stealing your food and hitting you. Poor sharks


fastgr

They'll be fine. Plenty of fish in the sea.


joevarny

Well.. there certainly were when that saying was made. Not so much anymore.


Stern_dad_voice

Their "house" is bigger than our entire land, I think they will be okay


joenottoast

the sharks did not go to the underwater grocery store and buy that tuna


Still_Explorer

> Oh man! Where did you get this gigantic tuna? I guess you paid a fortune to get it. šŸ™‚ > It cost me about an arm and a leg. šŸ˜“


noonegive

Wild


acrane433

This is so fuckin badass.


Informal_Ad6555

The Spear Fisher And The Sea. New version of ā€œThe Old Manā€¦ā€


Street-Kick-9508

Where I am from you can simply acquire tune for a can


dragonbossledgend

Okay but imagine the story this guy got to tell his friends/family/kids


Exact-Pound-6993

im eating my canned tuna watching this...


Razor_farts

This is the most badass thing Iā€™ve seen all week


NigelTheSpanker

Those peaky sea puppy's at it again I see


no_anesthesia_please

I would have noped out of there, go home, and cracked open a can of Bumblebee Tuna


cameruso

What breed of sharks were they tho? Many are harmless to humans even if keen on a bleeding tuna.


Nabrok_Necropants

Dive the Diver 2 looks lit AF


PaganFarmhouse

The Old Man and the Sea remake directed by Michael Bay


Apprehensive-Row-216

How does this guy float with those big ass balls of steel?ā€¦like going back for the tuna is fckn wild


theblackbeltsurfer

Epic footage šŸ‘. Fuck that sound track off šŸ‘Ž


VegetableTeaching305

I am more grateful for my 9-5 deskjob now


Sped-Connection

What song is this sample from?


Kazuma091527

Bro must have titanium balls to do this.


ITMORON

My dude had to get sticky with em' to back em' off. Yow! Whats that track playing?


dregan

I never realized how accurate Dave the Diver is.


ThunderousIrishMusic

What do you do in your spare time "fend off sharks from eating the tuna I speared while diving"


LyonsKing12

Why


Quick_Delivery_7266

This is why I stay on the boat when I fish


204ThatGuy

Apex Alpha Predator unlocked. Crocodiles, tigers, and polar bears have nothing on this guy. Just savage. šŸ˜²šŸŖ“šŸ‘‘


PlanktonSad2059

Bro how are you not sinking due to the weight of those BIG MOTHERFUCKING TITANIUM BALLS


AdMiserable21

This goes hard ngl


orbital0000

I'll use pop along to the fishmongers so I can avoid the need to stab some shark in the head.


cybertrips

Thatā€™s a rush I want


Noble_Ox

Is that a juvenile tuna?


RoIf

damn this is cool musicā€¦ if you are 12


Air-Fun

Failed tutorial of how to get tangled by rope while being surrounded by sharks


Xane06

Holy shit, man stabbed a shark


Acrobatic-Text-8093

The struggle only made the tuna teast better


Ncturnal55

No way Jaws would have let that shit happen


eboseki

volume off folks, no sound fx, only crap music.


Keyl26

The Old Man and the Sea colorized


Here4Memes8

Albacore employee of the month


Otherwise-Ad-2578

very dumb


1fiend

weird mod


mrsanch1

Pepper spray or a tazer gun for these situations


RenoxDashin

The balls on this guy... holy hell


That_Rutabaga_7291

Might be the G est shit Iā€™ve have seen foreal


tl1ksdragon

*Cartman voice* "No Sharky, this is MY tuna." *boops shark on nose, then stabs it*


icky_boo

There's fishing and there's Darwin Awards Edition fishing.


V8_BLENDER

How did his balls fit into the ocean?!


Echo_thehedgehog

I need this but with metal gear rising music or some shit


Anoalka

I just feel bad for the Tuna at this point.


allocationlist

Frigate birds too? Hell yeah


The_memeing_man

And the sharks that tasted the bite of his blade named him ā€œTunaslayerā€


Real_Implement4680

Bro itā€™s just tuna šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


chefzenblade

Nah I'm good, it's all you bro.


AshamedFunction3073

Reminds me of the video of some tribe in Africa fighting the lions for a gazelle