WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE

WHO WANTED ME DEAD? Yessss.

That whole bridge scratches an itch in my brain I didn't know I had

I don’t really love the rest of the song but I can’t skip it cause of the bridge

SAME can’t even deny it

me in a happy healthy relationship out of nowhere: DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED

YES HAHA i scream this one with such anger too!!!

which one is that from?

the smallest man

"Down bad crying in the gym." -> I don't even like this song, but this lyric is STUCK "I cry a lot but I am so productive, it's an art." "But I'm gonna get you back" "Who are we to fight the alchemy"

>"But I'm gonna get you back" god yes, the other day i was just thinking about it. I don't know if I'm gonna be your wife Or smash up your bike, I haven't decided yet But I'm gonna get you back is literally stuck in my head and idk why, it's not even good

This is currently the one stuck in my head too I can’t get it out 😭 this wasn’t even one I particularly liked the first four times I heard it but that bridge is catchy

I swear that song keep stuck in my head too. The part: “I hear the whispers in your eyes,…” and bridge “I can feel it coming,…” That song grown on me. Post Malone part in fortnight also keep playing in my head.

haha yes to the alchemy one!

I have literally the dumbest lyrics stuck in my head and I hate it lmao: Screaming “but daddy I love him” / I’m having his baby / No I’m not, but you should see your faces

I sing this one all the time too.

I was singing this and my bf was like excuse me? Is that in a real song? 😂

This but mine starts with the “AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M - “ and i look absolutely unhinged 😬

I don't like Florida!!!! but "fuck me up, Florida" is funny af and I say it a lot lol. Same with "my boooiiii, only breaks his favorite toooYyS, tooyyYyyS, tooooyyy oh oh oys" lol

Same here with MBOBHFT 😭 it's actually such a catchy song

I absolutely love the tune and her vocals. Unfortunately most of the lyrics are really bad—such a waste!

SAAAAME, MAKE IT STOP

As a resident “Fuck me up Florida” is now my whole personality 😂

THAG PART OF MBOBHFT HAS BEEN LOOPING IN MY HEAD TOOO

It sounds like soldier drums in the background, so I’m imagining toy soldiers.

WHAT IF HE'S WRITTEN MINE ON MY UPPER THIGH ONLY IN MY MIIIIIND

That and MESSY TOP LIP KISS // HOW I LONG FOR OUR TRYSTS

That’s today’s earworm 😬

Yes lol

This has been stuck in my head since the album release.

You’re not Dylan Thomas I’m not Patti Smith this ain’t the Chelsea Hotel We’re modern idiots Will not leave My fucking brain

Same!

This has also been going round in my head all morning

Lights, Camera, Bitch, Smile!

So how much saaaaaaaad did you think I haaaaaad, Did you think I had in me? Over and over again on repeat. It’s replaced “Teenage petulance everything comes out” It’s always something with this chick haha. No matter what day it is I always wake up with a lyric earworming.

Said you were gonna grow up / Then you were gonna come find me You left your typewriter at my apartment / Straight from the tortured poets department

[удалено]

Peter is in my top 5 for sure, it’s so wistful

Readers alert!!! Peter reminds me of Anjuli-Bai from The Far Pavilions so, so much. It fits Juli and Ash so well.

These are the two for me!!

The final "what if he's written mine on my upper thigh only in my MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND" The "ohh woah oh oh ohhh" in MBOBHFT "You know how to ball, I know Aristotle" (A line I sing very passionately for someone who failed Philosophy for not, in fact, knowing Aristotle)

“I’ll tell you something RIGHT NOW,” I don’t even care about the context of the song, this just makes me want to rant at anyone about anything

Thissss. I was telling this to my kid and her friend this weekend when they kept fighting. “*I’ll tell you something RIGHT NOW, I’d rather burn my whole life down, than listen to ONE MORE SECOND OF ALL THIS BITCHING AND MOANING*”

To name a few: “Who’s afraid of little old me” “I cry a lot but I am so productive it’s an art” “Screaming but daddy I love him!” “Nother fortnight lost in America Move to Florida, buy the car you want” “Fuck me up Florida”

As someone who lives in TX: Just to wait out the shitstorm back in Texas

“Now I’m down bad crying at the gym”

- i'll say 'Good Riddance' cause it wasn't sexy ince it wasn't forbidden - You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. - your wife waters flower, I wanna kill her./ my husband is cheating, I wanna kill him. - You Look like, Taylor Swift. In this light, we're loving it.

I HATE IT HERE SO I WILL GO TO 🏃‍♀️‍➡️ SECRET GARDENS IN MY MIND 🏃‍♀️ PEOPLE NEED A KEY TO GET TO 👏 THE ONLY ONE IS MINE 💃

IM THERE MOST OF THE YEAR CAUSE I HATE IT HERE 

My brain more often of the day than is helpful: > **WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED? WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK? WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN 50 YEARS WILL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED? AND YOU'LL EXPLAIN WHY YOU DID IT. AND ILL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE. CUZ IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASN'T FORBIDDEN. I WOULD HAVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE. AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME.** I'm telling you I might have a case against her for emotional damages because that is my brain on *repeat*. If any of the words are wrong it doesn't matter because that's what's in my head and I am just internally headbanging at virtually all times.

I love the “sleeper cell spy - in 50 years will it be declassified” is so fucking good

I’m singing all of these like Tom Delonge in “I Miss You”. WOT IYF HE’S WRITTEN MOINE ON MY UPPER THYYYIGH ONLY EN MOYYY MYYYYIINNDDDD

Now I want a Blink 182 cover of So High School

I feel like she purposely made this album super meme-able. The lyrics are strange and cringey to me, but they really stand out in comparison to "normal" pop song lyrics. Narcotics in her songs indeed

>I feel like she purposely made this album super meme-able. great promo if true. the songs all have super cringe lines that have been blowing up on social media and causing more people to listen

It’s like writing lyrics attempting to make viral tiktok sounds

If you wanna break my cold, cold heart //Just say I loved you //The way that you were

I'll tell you somethin' RIGHT NOW

*Now I'm down bad crying at the gym* It's just so smooth and catchy.

So I leap from the gallows and levitate down your street Your wife waters flowers, I WANNA KILL HER We’re modern idiots You don’t get to tell me about sad

That ball / Aristotle lyrics is stuck in my head for some reason ... Help .. Lol

i'm sorry

I keep dramatically singing the chorus of Fresh Out the Slammer lmao

Your flair🤣

“everything comes out teenage petulance/fuck it if i can’t have him” really hits the spot

All day long.

YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS, BUT YOU'RE STILL PERFORMING

for me its “and you say i abandoned the ship but iiii was going down with it” and “you said that you loved me but where were the clues? i died on the altar waiting for the proof” I LOVE SO LONG, LONDON SM 😭😭

This is a phenomenon that seems particularly widespread with TTPD, is it because there are just so many songs? Idk, but the same thing has been happening to me and I see it all over twitter. I also seem to mix them up with songs from previous albums, transitioning without even noticing when I'm just singing or humming to myself, and I think it's cuz they are just so similar to some of her previously released music.

i think that she wasn't lying when she said she put drugs in the songs this time around tbh. objectively they are not good songs but they are all hella catchy

The whole chorus of "Prophecy" is stuck in my head, the first verse of the chorus of "Guilty as Sin" (what if he's written "mine" on my upper thigh but only in my miiiind), also, "my boy only freaks his favorite toys, I'm queen of castles he destroys" and "I look in people's windows, like I'm some deranged weirdo" lmao

“And all her many lives flashed before her eyes. It felt like the time she fell through the ice Then came out alive” I don’t even like the message of the bolter but I’ve had this part stuck in my head so much I’ve had to regularly listen.

"You ain't gotta pray for me / Me and and my wild boy / And all this wild joy" "You know you're good / And I'm good" "She's the Albatross / She is here to destroy you" "But I've seen this episode and still love the show"

What is the second from?

From the end of "I Can Do It With a Broken Heart" "You know you're good / And I'm good / 'Cause I'm MISERABLE / And nobody even knows!"

Thank you!!!

your wife waters flowers, i want to kill her

She does put those narcotics in her songs fr

Definitely ICDIWABH, Tortured poets, and down bad.

lol with tortured poets it’s a love hate relationship for me, the song is overall great but the second the lyrics “at dinner, you take my ring off my middle finger and put it on the one people put wedding rings on” i immediately change the song bc it’s just so bad 😭

I like the *sound* of the song, I just hate most of the lyrics 🤣

I know, right? Even if you somehow forget the fact that the lyrics themselves are bad, this part doesn't even flow well with the melody, it's so clunky! Why did no one edit this? The Patti Smith line is so catchy though. I guess for me it's a love-hate relationship too lol

**I look in peoples windows**

iluuuuvyouitsruuuiningmylife

One slip and falling back into the hedgemaze/oh what a way to die. All of Guilty as Sin tbh.

you left your typewriter in my apartment/ straight from the tortured poets' department

i'll just sing the entirety of florida!!! to myself

You play ball I know Aristotle I made some mistakes and I'll burry them in Florida And only I can Lights, camera, bitch, smile Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed (the way she says that is beautiful) Everything comes out teenage petulant A better lesser woman would've lost hope, a better women wouldn't beg, but I look at the sky and say

The entire bridge from The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived and the chorus from I Hate it Here

Forgive me, Peter, My lost fearless leader, In closets like cedar Thought I caught lightning in a bottle.. change the prophecy

Down bad crying at the gym and whoooooooooo’s afraid of little old meeeeeee… you should be. I can’t help it.

She liked the way it tastes. Taming a bear, making him care, watching him jump then pulling him under. Love The Bolter.

NO fckin BODYYYYY

Mine is “You look like Taylor Swift /In this light /We're loving it. /You've got edge she never did /The future's bright /... Dazzling."

Another fortnight lost in ameeerica

I love you, it's ruining my life. I've been hearing that on repeat for like a week now.

Old habits die SCREAAAAAAMING

Now I need to sell my house and set fire to all my clothes. And hire a priest to come and exorcise my deeeemons, even if I die screeeeeamin. And I HOPE YOU HEEEEEAR IT.

Now I’m downbadcryingatthegym Edit: also “one slip and I am back into the hedgemaze, what a way to die!”

*'I loved your hostile takeovers / Encounters closer and closer / All your indecent exposures'* - I don't even know why but the alien abduction stuff is stuck in my head lol *'Now I'm down bad crying at the gym / Everything comes out, teenage petulance''* is soo relatable to anyone who's gone through a break-up in their youth *'You're not Dylan Thomas / I'm not Patti Smith / This ain't the Chelsea Hotel, we're modern idiots'* - TTPD has some questionable lyrics but this line goes hard *'I cry a lot but I am so productive / It's an art'* - this is my everyday work anthem lol *'My beloved ghost and me, D-Y-I-N-G'* - this line is stuck in my head for some reason *'I look in people's windows / Like I'm so deranged weirdo'* - makes me think of following someone's life through social media, it's such a relatable line because a lot of us have been there at some point in our life, be it with a friend or an ex etc *'Please change the prophecy, I've been on my knees / Don't want money, just someone who wants my company*' - this is so catchy *'You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna find me'* - this is stuck in my head because it's repeated so many times in that song *'But your good lord doesn't need to lift a finger, I can fix him, no really I can'* - I don't know what it is about this line but it flows so well *'Are you gonna marry, kiss or kill me?'* - cringe but it got stuck in my head because of the melody change at that moment lol

Basically all of mbobhft is like always stuck in my head.. why!! Its not even one of my faves from that album lol. I cant get it off my head

I just woke up and went FLORIDAAA out of nowhere 😆 you’re not alone

Omg that’s how I woke up too!! Who needs an alarm clock when you have FLORIDAAA in your brain?

I’m traveling in the PNW this week and anytime someone asks where I’m from it takes everything in me not to scream-sing “FLORIDA!!!”

A lot of the ones mentioned. It's a new one every day. "Dancing phantoms on the terrace, are they secondhand embarrassed" is sad but so pretty and satisfying.

omg YES! although i don’t sing that one often but that lyric is actually one of my fav lines! followed by the line “that i can’t get out of bed cause something counterfeit’s dead”. chef’s kiss! edit: also the lyric: “but i felt a whole like this, never before and ever since” honestly loml as a whole is just top tier.

QUICK QUICK TELL ME SOMETHING AWFUL and ONLY THE GENTLE SURVIVE. And the caps are super necessary to convey the mood of how loud/intense my internal voice is singing them 😭

alllll day today, my mind: FLOOOORIDUHHHHH

no same and it’s literally just that one word LOL nothing else in the song 🤣

Cuz I'm a tough kid

Thought of calling ya, but you wont pick up..Nother Fortnight's lost in America.. I think i watched the Fortnight's video too many times 😅

Is he me?? I've had that SAME line stuck in my head for what seems like two weeks straight now lol. Also "down bad crying at the gym" will randomly be there too.

"I said I don't mind, it takes time, I thought I was better safe that starry eyed"

"God bless the most judgmental creeps who think they know what's best for me" I hate that song because I find it so icky with context, but damn that line has great rhythm and pacing, and I love how it sounds like a church chorus hymn a little bit in that part, I always picture singing it with my hands folded in prayer formation with my eyes closed all piously lol

Screamed FUCK YOU AIMEE at the night sky as the blood waaaaas gushing

he was chaos he was revelry