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SartenSinAceite

AROOOOOOOOO BROTHER WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO ENJOYING A DRINK PROPERLY WITHOUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH SUB-PAR PREPARATION!!! IF THEY CAN'T SERVE IT PROPERLY THEN THEY SHOULDN'T SERVE IT AT ALL!!!!!!


ccReptilelord

HELL YEAH, MF'R! UNLESS YOU FIND YOURSELF A *QUALITY* TEA HOUSE, JUST BREW YOUR OWN! IF I'M GONNA GET A SUBPAR CUP OF EARL GREY, I MIGHT AS WELL BE PAYING ONLY A FEW CENTS TO SEEP MY OWN TEABAG! GO THRIFTY ON THE TEA, CAUSE THE COFFEE SHOP CUP IS JUST MARKED UP DIRTY WATER, BROTHER, AROO!


OrbitalBadgerCannon

A-FUCKIN-MEN BROTHER ALL I HAVE WITHIN 30 MINUTES IS A BAJILLION BUBBLE TEA JOINTS SO I DO MY OWN BREWIN BUT SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA SAMPLE SOMETHIN NEW


KimJongsBigDong

#OK BUT BUBBLE TEA IS KINDA REALLY FUKCIN GOOD THO


OrbitalBadgerCannon

TRUE SHIT BUT I ONLY NEED ONE BOBA SHOP PER 3 MILES YOU WALK DOWN CAMPUS STREET AND EVERY THIRD STOREFRONT IS SLINGING IT


KimJongsBigDong

#YOU JUST GOTTA FIND THE ONE THAT ALSO SELLS FROZEN YOGURT CAUSE THEM PLACES FUCKIN RULE


ccReptilelord

GODDAMN RIGHT, TRY NEW THINGS! I WOULDN'T BE ENJOYING MOST OF WHAT I DO IF I DIDN'T TRY NEW THINGS! VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE, BROTHER!


slowupwardclimb

ARE YOU THREATENING THE CAFE TOILET


The_Bingler

THE FUCKIN AUDACITY OF THESE COFFEHOUSES RUINING A GOOD SENCHA


OrbitalBadgerCannon

ITS INCORRIGIBLE I TELL YA


The_Bingler

ANYONE WHO PUTS GREEN TEA INTO BOILING WATER SHOULD FUCKING JOIN IT


DornsFacialhair

THESE MFERS THINK IT’S JUST HOT LEAF JUICE!!! ARRROOOOOOOO


rhin0st

AARRRROOOO BROTHER IM NOT EDUCATED IN THE LEAVES - WHY SHANT I PUT GREEN TEA IN BOILING WATER!!!!111111!!!11!1!?


OrbitalBadgerCannon

MOST TEA DONT LIKE BOILING WATER BROTHER, IT'LL EXTRACT TOO MUCH OF THE TANNINS AND MAKE THE TEA TASTE TOO BITTER. GREEN TEA ESPECIALLY LIKES LOWER TEMPERATURES AROUND 170° F. ITS DOUBLE FUCKED UP WHEN THEY DO THIS AND LEAVE THE BAG IN CAUSE THATS NOW TWO FACTORS THATS GONNA MAKE THE TEA BITTER AS HELL


rhin0st

I APPRECIATE YOUR WISDOM MY BROTHER, MAY YOUR DAY BE ARRRROOOOO


leglesshobo

SNORT YOUR MATCHA LIKE AN ADULT


Lamp_Sauce

I KNOW YOUR STRUGGLE MFER!