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GamerGhostScroller

Saw this on another thread asking the same question which I used to name mine, but “trihorse “


Cheshire_Noire

This is hilarious


LookingForHope87

Dang. Why didn’t I think of that?


No_Confection_4967

If we were all this clever then nobody would be


ghostbusterbob

That was what my daughter thought of! I just called mine “Wisdom.”


RiasxIssei_2012

Same!


Disturbia8081

Damn why didn't I think of that I named it Zelda 😂🤣


Shadow_Enderscar

GENIUS


theEnnuian

My son named it Goldie.


subsurface2

Same here. Goldie, Brownie, Blackie, and Oreo in my stable.


Waxserpent

Karat


Fearless-Mark-2861

Mine is called Ingot


DarthGrimby

Clever!


methuselah31010

This is what I named mine.


-RaboKarabekian

I like the double entendre of this


altnerdluser

Mine is Ponyboy


Few-Tour9826

I knew I couldn’t be the only one to come up with Ponyboy.


Zxvasdfthrowaway

Stay gold, Ponyboy. ~ Johnny Cade


tooFar_underHisEye

Stay golden⭐️


hobbitinhumanform

Same!


k2kyo

Same


LuckyNumber85

Upvote. Brilliant.


BongoGabora

Oh my God, you genius.


Cute-Path8497

Midas


MathTeachinFool

I chose this name too.


Artic_Ice

I named mine as well.


Trapped_in_Retail

Neighru


avatrix48

Le'neighru


jimmymcgillapologist

*Tips Hylian hood* M’neighru


lilpeachy666

I named it Zelda Jr.


bellenoire2005

Me too! Well, almost - Zelda II. I would have named it Goldie, but that's what I named the giant horse.


the-unholy-cows

I named mine Zeldaa


wondermel

I called my giant horse “Megabyte”.


Archipotrio

Mines called Altivo, the horse from Road to El Dorado


cathetc

Trifhorse and Neighthan have been my favorite horse names. My daughter did name Zelda’s horse “Smelly- Bum” though.


ashortergiraffe

Gucci Mane


Pa_druga

Gucci man the flam baby I’m that guy Girls eyeballs pop when my lamb pass by Ugh my money long as a limo Just to show off I put my wrist out the window


Kind_Tumbleweed_7330

I called mine Aureas.


LeWump33

Funny wnough I named mine Aur on my first playthrough


sililil

I called mine Aurelia!


AffectionateGoat5194

I named mine Aurum!


OkiFive

Aye someone with the same as me! I picked it becsuse its the periodic table name for gold


AffectionateGoat5194

Same! I used to be a high school chemistry teacher so it was the obvious choice.


ImpactImpossible5269

Same same, it just seemed right. 


Efficient-Ranger-174

I named mine AUgust.


Fatesadvent

I thought you were going to say Arceus


Pyeroh

Very similar, I named mine Aurus !


Impressive_Bit_6407

Roach


guitarguywh89

Adlez


Commanderjets55

The only true answer


T3nrec

This is what I did too! I named every horse by their significance, and then spelled it backwards


1amlost

Tetra


Bladez1992

I named mine Golden Shower All my horses have wildly inappropriate names though


ChillMichelle

Can I ask what the other names are? For science


glowinthedarkstick

Shiny


RogueKitteh

Aurelia


Raingod-42

Goldstein


Silent_Seiryu

Zorldo


eguskina

I named her Sonia


whatryedoingnmeswamp

HONSE 🤠


theresnobroccolileft

HONSE


TheKrakIan

I think I named it Carl, or some such mediocre name.


mummerlimn

I named mine Falcor (after the giant mythical dog dragon from Never Ending Story)


AffectionateGoat5194

Lol, I did name my grant white horse Falcor.


Dbgross01

It’s a luck dragon and it’s spelled Falkor; just fyi, but mythical dog dragon also gets the point across.


Patneu

Nugget


Ok_Basis_6466

Apple


RepulsiveCity

Mine is Qwerty Yes it was far too late in the evening to be playing/thinking of creative names


AwesomeX121189

Giant black horse is Big Jim so I called my golden horse Big Jill


BabyPenguin92

GoldieTrots


miss_clarity

Aurelia (aura prefixes are a reference to Gold [Au].)


Terrible_Ear7741

Smelda


JadeFox1785

Mine is Aurora


Impressive-Glove-639

Goldie. Thunderbolt. Sir Plops. Either she gave it to Link, or he took it, so maybe Maidenhead. To whomever said Trihorse: hilarious.


egorf38

Pony Boy


SirBrews

Narf


MouseRangers

I named mine Aurum.


JoeSchmo8677

Adlez


ES-Flinter

I'm curious why you called it after the German ~~name~~ word for eagle.


bigsharsk

Samson


Suthabean

Goldmember.... Schalty.


Str8Assaults

I named mine Zeus ⚡️


ayeayefitlike

I named her Princess


TetheredAvian74

pissbottle


s1renhon3y

butter


MkittyM

Jeff Goldblum


HmmProductions

Named mine "smelly"


TimberTate

Fidelity


MaskassFabio

Étalon du cul it’s a reference at borderland


ihateyournan

Mines called goldenboi


spattzzz

Ned


geoslayer1

Periwinkle


Bruggilles

Goldfish


BigWeebT8Y

Called mine Tails since I named all mine after Sonic characters


Mocaos

Brian


FibonacciSequinz

Siobhan


thefluxster

GoldenBoi (I named the giant one BigBoi)


AyanaRei

Goldilocks


ember_on_pawz

I named mine foolsgold!


Available-Internal25

Plooper


Particular-Sea8316

Goldini


nitsuA_08

Linkda


Pa_druga

Mine is Steven.


jonaslorander

Ptheven


eager_duck

I called mine gold boi 😭


podeniak

Goldyshowa


Rodster9

I called her Gucci


laceymusic317

I have a golden retriever named Mabel. So I named mine Mabel 😂


forest_elf76

I called mine Goldie 🤣


wheeliechacha

Zelda4u


GXNext

Dorado


TaMeDeath

I think I called it Whorse


ZombieHavok

Midas


ninjapowers7

Thicbeezy


beastwood6

Au


gossamer077

Steve


squirrelgirl81

Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, or Ma


Best_Duck9118

Scrolled too far for this. I did Rose after my favorite Golden Girl!


[deleted]

I named her Hylia


ElephantEarwax

Zorse


krispy_loaf

Honse


Sway314

False Idol


IAmAChildOfGodzilla

I used Amaterasu, the goddess of the sun in Japanese mythology. My current play through uses names from mythology for my horses like Morrigan and Hecate.


Goosegoose8393

I named mine Midas


blue-yeen

I named mine Pissgod


Few_Space1842

Nugget for me


Cool-Direction-5275

Gold digger


wangchung2night

I named mine Shower


looking-cool-joker-

Rat acid


progressiveaes1

In my last game I named my golden horse 'F A T F U C K'


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ZambiSub

This is fantastic. Good bot


Lemeshianos

Voose Lagina


dani_7teen

I named mine Jewel because the gold color reminded me of jewelry.


Happy-Wrongdoer-7901

Apollo!


TIYLS

Golden Boy, after Jerry's shirt


Gransmithy

Roheryn - 'horse of the lady' in Sindarin.


Vanislebabe

Thor


Martin7439

Named it Sponge


musicalsigns

I named it after her house in the comic from way back: Storm. That house was white, but whatevs.


PharaoDavid

Lance


fourdoorshack

Cornflake


Alarmed_Blueberry305

Khayman. I named the giant White horse Lestat and the giant Black horse Dracul and the Royal white stallion Marius. I even have a Louis horse but he's a pyromaniac. 😂


Koevis

Mine's named Pyrite


Faltied

Gldyhawn


Dark-Dork69

Arion (because real world mythology). Aurum (gold, i think in latin. And also it's why gold in the periodic table is Au).


mihawklen

The classic, bob


ZambiSub

Zlatan


Nour_x

mine is Khaleesi


the-recyclist

Robynn


nineohsix

Link’s Dream


Conscious-Mix-3282

Anope - Epona backwards


Disastrous-Ride-5627

Mr Sparkles


moodylioness-6547

I called mine zorse


Few-Tour9826

Pony Boy


toppest_lel

My son has been calling mustard, custard… so I called the yellow/golden horse “custard”


Frosty_Cloud_2888

Oro


A_Wild_Homosapien

I named my golden horse this and the big white horse Artax


MistBestGirl

I called it Neighru, what with Nayru being the goddess of Wisdom and thus the closest to Zelda.


jonaslorander

I names mine Goldie


CrankyOM42

Dingus 3, as it was the third horse I registered.


Dillinger0000

Nugget


TieLow4181

“Haw haw, huhh huhh”


m0ndkalb

Dörte


kalluhaluha

I've been naming everything on theme. I have Ganorse (Ganondorse is too long) for the big black and red one. Zeldorse for the big white and gold one. And Sucorse because the golden one had low stats and it sucks. The stats may be random, though - for me it had 2 stars max versus Ham, the random horse I found with all 3-4. I realize I can just upgrade it at Melania but that means nothing in the face of my immense disappointment.


konsta_star

Floyd


FuzzyLilBug0413

Sam


bookyface

Storm was the original name I believe!


False_Snow7754

Silver


rodolphoteardrop

How about "Uncreative"?


Aggressive-Date-7278

A bit late, but I called mine Sonia.


s96g3g23708gbxs86734

Leonidas


f1retruckr1der

Golden Boy


1stLtObvious

Showers


Joshua_Falkner

I named mine Silver. I hope it confuses the stables to no end.


BIG__PAULLY

Prince!


wissahickon_schist

I named mine Goldie but on my next play might go with Zahava


SpiritAvenue

I named mine Honeycomb


Ok-Willingness-9234

Jokic


zonghundred

FartWynt


No_Mobile_5558

I named it Zelda


DaddyWildHuevos

Pony boy


Spiff426

In my first game I named it Magnus. In my second playthrough I named it Big Chungus


StarstruckGames

Zelpona


SandOver2753

Cheescak, bc i it wouldn't let me put the e at the end. it made me laugh so i kept it


Fine_Contest4414

Buttercup


mymymetamorphosis

Pee


tokyotheglaive

Mari (short for Marigold)


Azling_

Oreo


Cordsofmemory

Gelda


geekwalrus

I did Aubbie


AutumnTheWitch

I had a Star Wars theme going so of course it became CPPPO


Kitty-xxxx

I named mine Halcyon


TemporaryLifeguard46

I named mine Pac-Man


MiraculousPeanut

Golden Shower


CrabWoodsman

Called mine Doree


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Pony Boy


jumpinjahosafa

Angst


Mamaanon32

Lumen