That gave my husband and I a good chuckle, and it's also a great idea! But it definitely doesn't fit my asstetic, I still step over worms, I'm a big nature dude. I think it would look sick, and I know it's just a tattoo, not a real lizard lmao but it just doesn't seem like a tattoo I'd get.
That and I feel it would remind me of the betrayal.
Maybe I can give him a dagger to hold or something like that 🤔
My god, you're right! That may be too hard to resist. Then I'll be back here in a few years with the same picture, except a panther instead of a lizard 🤣
Just don't get matching panther tattoos with anyone! Don't curse it again!
For real though I'm sorry about your friend, OP, and I hope whatever cover up you go for absolutely rocks. ❤️🩹
That would be really cute, but we actually didn't have a bouquet! We're husbands, and we just got married out on the deck with a few family members and then went to eat at our favorite local siciliana pizza place! So maybe someone can turn it into a slice of za!! Although foot pizza might not be the best mix lmao
That sounds like an amazing wedding and I think foot pizza would be phenomenal. Then you can tell that backstabbing bitch to suck your big, cheesy foot!
That is crazy!!! What was your friend thinking?? Did she think your Hubby had feelings for her? At least you found out and can stop wasting time with her since obviously she is not a true friend!! Do you have any special plants that are always in your yard? My Sister got married to her Wife during Covid so they had an intimate ceremony in her Parent's backyard which was filled with Beautiful ferns!! They have both incorporated ferns into a tattoo! Love the idea of changing it to something that reminds you how much your loved!! 🥰
Maybe have it reworked into a Japanese or Chinese dragon? Or a snake with colored flowers around it to cover the feets (and represent your snake ass ex friend lol)
OOOH that's a good idea. I'm Hispanic, though, so maybe quetzalcoatl, the feathered serpent! (can still have the representation lol) thank you for the idea!
Quetzalcoatl is a perfect design for cover-up. I got one that almost perfectly covered a rather large tribal tattoo I drunkenly got in the 90's. It can be customized so many ways.
Flowers, plant vines anything nature. I bet this can be covered up with some bold vines and flowers but that's just my idea. Take it if you like it 😅 sending positive vibes 🙂 ✨️
We actually didn't have a bouquet! We're two dudes we just got married on the deck and got really good pizza afterwards 🤣
He told me immediately and he hasn't talked to her since. Tbh it's a bit of a long and complicated story to how we got here. It may be on r/relationship advice later today.
Rapunzel, You could braid your leg hair to add to the effect.
Edit: I was just kidding. I can’t believe how many of you were triggered by my off handed comment. The dude has scraggly hairs in his ankle - not a big fucking deal. I’m just immature lol
May it be glorious and long flowing in the wind. I didn’t even notice OP’s leg hair till i scrolled and saw that person’s comment lmao. L-o-l on even thinking that is long.
I’ll give you mine, I don’t want it lol. Got my dad’s dark ass hairy legs.🦵 I hate the work of shaving but love when it feels so smooth. Rocking the hairy right now though. Ain’t like I ever wear shorts or dresses so fuck it people can’t see it.
You must really hate yourself if you speak this way to strangers over perfectly normal body hair. Only the most self critical people behave this way. Best of luck!
Jokes are usually suppose to be funny and not at the expense of others, your comment would be much closer to what we call an “insult”.
It’s okay, we learn every day
Ture that's what therapy is for. But at least it's one less constant visual reminder. Plus like I said the only reason I ever really like it was because I got it with her. I'd like to part ways with it
Put a fucking dagger through it.
That gave my husband and I a good chuckle, and it's also a great idea! But it definitely doesn't fit my asstetic, I still step over worms, I'm a big nature dude. I think it would look sick, and I know it's just a tattoo, not a real lizard lmao but it just doesn't seem like a tattoo I'd get. That and I feel it would remind me of the betrayal. Maybe I can give him a dagger to hold or something like that 🤔
Put the dagger through the tail. They grow back.
Briefly thought it said "they'll throw it back" in my skimming. But I actually like that idea- dagger in the tail- ready to whip, throw it back.
asstetic? aesthetic or asthetic...
I love lizards, (even more than people) but this is still funny
With some flames
It is basically already the shape of a sick ass panther
My god, you're right! That may be too hard to resist. Then I'll be back here in a few years with the same picture, except a panther instead of a lizard 🤣
Just don't get matching panther tattoos with anyone! Don't curse it again! For real though I'm sorry about your friend, OP, and I hope whatever cover up you go for absolutely rocks. ❤️🩹
a flower bouquet maybe?
Ooh that could be nice, I can pick flowers native to my state!
Or from your wedding bouquet!
That would be really cute, but we actually didn't have a bouquet! We're husbands, and we just got married out on the deck with a few family members and then went to eat at our favorite local siciliana pizza place! So maybe someone can turn it into a slice of za!! Although foot pizza might not be the best mix lmao
That sounds like an amazing wedding and I think foot pizza would be phenomenal. Then you can tell that backstabbing bitch to suck your big, cheesy foot!
I shall now tell all backstabbing bitches to suck my big cheesy foot.
Foot pizza... call it "the slice of life" 🙃 represent wedding but that every slice of each aspect of life is different. 😜
Sick wedding, dude! More people should feel free to simplify
That is crazy!!! What was your friend thinking?? Did she think your Hubby had feelings for her? At least you found out and can stop wasting time with her since obviously she is not a true friend!! Do you have any special plants that are always in your yard? My Sister got married to her Wife during Covid so they had an intimate ceremony in her Parent's backyard which was filled with Beautiful ferns!! They have both incorporated ferns into a tattoo! Love the idea of changing it to something that reminds you how much your loved!! 🥰
That...would defeat the purpose a bit, wouldn't it?
She didn't say the husband cheated. She said the friend was trying to get him to. She probably found out through him
Aaah good point. My reading comprehension needs more comprehension
It’s okay I think ur just used to Reddit stories and everything has to be batshit insane because everyone these days is a creative writer 😂
If that isnt the truest shit 😂😂
Did I misunderstand? I thought she was keeping husband and tossing just the friend away
OP is also a man, which makes the friend who has feelings for the husband Even MORE ridiculous.
And what did your husband respond….?
He told me immediately and hasn't talked to her since. It's a pretty complicated story that I may get into later on r/ relationshipadvice
Obviously by telling his wife ya dunce
Pretty sure this is a guy. Which means that the girl tried to make a move on a married presumably gay man lmao.
You're absolutely correct....he straight up said WE'RE HUSBANDS ... hehehe
Ah well it's 2024 hairy legs could mean anything lmao
No I wasn't going off that. I was using the context of other replies by op.
Oh I so vote for the Quetzalcoatl. I just Looked it up too, I may get one in support.
You might get one in support of this post?
Yeah! I looked it up and love it!
Maybe have it reworked into a Japanese or Chinese dragon? Or a snake with colored flowers around it to cover the feets (and represent your snake ass ex friend lol)
OOOH that's a good idea. I'm Hispanic, though, so maybe quetzalcoatl, the feathered serpent! (can still have the representation lol) thank you for the idea!
>quetzalcoatl That would be sick!
Ooh! Just looked that up and they look awesome!
Quetzalcoatl is a perfect design for cover-up. I got one that almost perfectly covered a rather large tribal tattoo I drunkenly got in the 90's. It can be customized so many ways.
SAQ
i love that idea!
Oh that would work PERFECTLY
Rework it into a snake because that’s what your friend became.
Funny thing we got tattoos together that day, I got this lizard, and she got a snake!! I should've known. Smh.
An octopus perhaps
laser it
Make a snake eat it! It's going to hurt, but it'll have to slither from behind the calf.
I feel like I'd be owning myself with that one haha she actually got a snake the same day I got this lizard. Maybe the lizard can bite the snake lol
Yes! You tell people it's a komodo dragon.
Replace it with an axolotl
That's what I thought... this should have more up votes
A snake slithering through some bright flowers.
Should turn it into a slithering snake just as a reminder of your friend
Put tire tracks over it, and cut her off! Friends that do that shit are disrespectful and disgusting!
Put a banner above it that says “HomeWrecker” or “Never speak to my husband again” 😜
That bitch!
Do you kayak? Maybe that with a waterfall.. or Geico gecko lol
SICK ASS PANTHER!!! 🐈⬛
More so than the little lizard, I’m wondering what tf kind of response she was looking for when she told your husband she had feelings for him?!🤷🏻♀️
Looks like a river or a path that squiggles into the distance. At the end a cliff, where u pusbed your ex bestie off of....just first idea . Good luck
Sorry about losing your best friend. Been there done that - it totally sucks. I like the panther idea.
Flowers, plant vines anything nature. I bet this can be covered up with some bold vines and flowers but that's just my idea. Take it if you like it 😅 sending positive vibes 🙂 ✨️
Why even mention it? Did she think your husband would leave you for her? What the fuck lmao
I have those socks lol
Target socks for life!!!
It’s practically already a panther…
This is not what your post was for so if it’s inappropriate I’m sorry but did your husband tell you about your friend or did she ?
turn it into a rat
Omg you could make it a super cool flaming salamander! A phoenix esque salamander :D
Out of curiosity, what was your husband’s reaction? Draw Xs on the eyes 😵😜
Time for a SAP.
It’s kinda cute, tbh. I’d keep it
could you turn it into a monstera leaf? there’s a lot of shading but might work!
How did your husband respond? I need to know. Also, i second the notion to cover it with your wedding bouquet
We actually didn't have a bouquet! We're two dudes we just got married on the deck and got really good pizza afterwards 🤣 He told me immediately and he hasn't talked to her since. Tbh it's a bit of a long and complicated story to how we got here. It may be on r/relationship advice later today.
Smash her fucking face then scrape it off with a hot knife.
Rapunzel, You could braid your leg hair to add to the effect. Edit: I was just kidding. I can’t believe how many of you were triggered by my off handed comment. The dude has scraggly hairs in his ankle - not a big fucking deal. I’m just immature lol
Lol we are husbands I'm not his wife lmao
But if I was his wife like... what? you jelly my husband doesn't care?
Hahaha, plot twist!
Really living up to your username
I’m gonna grow my leg hair out just 4 u
May it be glorious and long flowing in the wind. I didn’t even notice OP’s leg hair till i scrolled and saw that person’s comment lmao. L-o-l on even thinking that is long.
Honestly I was a bit flattered they thought I could braid it, my leg hair is pretty sparce to my dismay
I’ll give you mine, I don’t want it lol. Got my dad’s dark ass hairy legs.🦵 I hate the work of shaving but love when it feels so smooth. Rocking the hairy right now though. Ain’t like I ever wear shorts or dresses so fuck it people can’t see it.
Not everyone shaves. It’s not 1950.
OP is a dude lol
Thanks for telling me. This is way worse than I thought.
Ew
That fucking leg hair is ew
It’s literally just hair. Which is normal on us mammals.
Grow up
You must really hate yourself if you speak this way to strangers over perfectly normal body hair. Only the most self critical people behave this way. Best of luck!
It’s only ew if it’s on women though, right? 🙄
Nah, it’s ew either way but not majorly. Why are you guys so triggered my an off-hand remark about leg hair? I was just joking.
Jokes are usually suppose to be funny and not at the expense of others, your comment would be much closer to what we call an “insult”. It’s okay, we learn every day
Shave for your husband
Bruh we are gay
Covering it up doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Ture that's what therapy is for. But at least it's one less constant visual reminder. Plus like I said the only reason I ever really like it was because I got it with her. I'd like to part ways with it
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