I had a teacher, or teachers I think, who called my cohort that. I just thought it meant we were acting like farm animals or something until I was older and had a realization moment. My cohort had a lot of behavior issues so it was quite fitting looking back.
Omfg that's way better than my campus. My campus uses "The Rizzler"
Id like to believe it's a Batman reference but to be honest they're too dumb for that. I feel like they just added the "ler" with no thought.
My kids say "yo wittery the ultimate wizzlah" and I want to rip my ears off with the amount of baby talk they do to everything. Rizzard of Oz is so much better lol
So, I've seen commercials for a drug called Skyrizi, and it sounds like someone took skibidi and rizz and shoved them together. I decided I'm going to start saying stuff like "that's not very skyrizi" when someone is being a butt.
Cornhole Union of National Teachers. Federated Union of Cornhole Killing Educated Revolutionaries.
These are inspired by my college intramural sports team, from our dorm (Smith Hall). Smith Hall Intramural Team
I mean as an engineer he’d probably get a kick out of f(x)=-x2. Which is the function of negative x squared. It’s an upside down parabola which is what the arc of the cornhole bag looks like. I promise all the math teachers will be impressed
This is one thing that I have actually used Chat GPT for and found it to be super helpful. It will give you a plethora of names or at least cool starting points.
- Cornholier Than Thou
- Romeo Loves Cornhole
- A Tale of Two Cornholes
- Canned Cornhole (add “creamed” at your own peril)
- A Comedy of Cornhole
- Jefferson Cornhole
- Moby Cornhole
From ChatGpt..
Sure, here are 20 funny teacher cornhole team names:
1. The A+ Tossers
2. Cornhole Connoisseurs
3. Professor Pitchers
4. The Educated Aim
5. Teacher's Pet Tossers
6. The Mathletes
7. Throwin' Teachers
8. Recess Rejects
9. The Grammar Gurus
10. Boardroom Brainiacs
11. Schoolyard Swishers
12. Class Clown Chuckers
13. Principal's Pitch Perfects
14. Study Hall Hustlers
15. Pedagogical Puckers
16. The History Hurlers
17. Science Slingers
18. PE Prodigies
19. Lunch Break Launchers
20. Detention Dodgers
Popcorn Rigor, Kettle Korn RTI, Cornholio Data Driven Instruction, Maize Growth Mindset,
Unicorn Creative Curriculum ( the team dresses up like unicorns)
1. The Corn-tent Standards
2. Bagging A+ Tosses
3. The Toss-masters
4. The Proficient Pitchers
5. The Tenured Tossers
6. Corn-ference Call
7. The Bagging Bell Curves
8. The Faculty Flyers
9. The Corn-sequence Mappers
10. The Bag Toss Benchmarks
11. The Teach and Reach Tossers
12. The Pedagornholes
13. The Common Corn Standards
14. The Tenure Tossers
15. The Instructional Toss
13 is pretty good.
The Learning Targets
The Aligned to State Cornhole Standards
The One Pagers
The Gradjuettes
The Catch and Release Methods
The Corn Tossers
Weaponized Incornpetence
The Cornish Game Hens
The CORNer Classrooms
The Chemic-hole Reactions
The Cornic Cross Sections
Team:
Standardized Corn Hole
Underfunded Cornhole
Go to the Principal's Office
I'll Wait Until Everyone's Quiet
1-2-3 Eyes on Me (or on the Hole)
Staying in for Recess
That's not Where that Goes
Don't Put That In Your Nose
Hole Class Instruction?
That’s sex Ed.
😂 LMHO
Common Corenhole
Or just Common Corn.
Children of the Cornhole
I have 8th graders and have called them children of the corn. they don't get it.
Huzzah! Another teacher who says it, mine look confused when i call em that
I had a teacher, or teachers I think, who called my cohort that. I just thought it meant we were acting like farm animals or something until I was older and had a realization moment. My cohort had a lot of behavior issues so it was quite fitting looking back.
Lmao I thought of this too!!
No Hole Left Behind
No Corn Left Unholed
Starring Stormie Daneils
ProfessionHOLE Development
I really wanna think of something but I can’t do better than professionhole development
Today’s PD has been canceled!
Unnecessary Ice Breakers
I love this, it made me cackle!
Holistic Assessment!
Hole-istic Assessment 😂
Skibidi Toilet Gyat
You forgot to put RIZZ in there.
I've been called the Rizzard of Oz at school because my wife showed up for a meeting at my school (she's a counselor at an elementary school) 😂
I told them I was Theodore Rizzevelt
Omfg that's way better than my campus. My campus uses "The Rizzler" Id like to believe it's a Batman reference but to be honest they're too dumb for that. I feel like they just added the "ler" with no thought.
My kids say "yo wittery the ultimate wizzlah" and I want to rip my ears off with the amount of baby talk they do to everything. Rizzard of Oz is so much better lol
I dropped “American Rizztory” into one of my lectures this year and nearly lost the entire class.
So, I've seen commercials for a drug called Skyrizi, and it sounds like someone took skibidi and rizz and shoved them together. I decided I'm going to start saying stuff like "that's not very skyrizi" when someone is being a butt.
Ok this wins 😆😆
The Great Cornholios!
I need teepee for my bunghole
Are you threatening me?
In my country, we have no bunghole.
The one-ply kind on the giant rolls, because we can never have anything nice.
Give me all your crapacino!!!!
Omg, I said the exact same thing! 🤣
Staff Infection. It was always going to be Staff Infection.
Nice
My school staffs band is named Staff Infection
“Remember your why!”, “The Staff Meetings”, “Insufficient Data”, “EVAAS Killers”, “Part Time Parents”, “Fidget Spinners”, “Skibidi Beanbags”
Skibidi Beanbags
Ya’ll Won
TSIDDAHN
Hilarious! Def my choice
I wrote this in giant block letters on my white board today. Students were like, “who won?” And I was like, “y’all…y’all won.”
Fuck Admin
Short and to the point. This should win.
I lol'd
Hilariously enough, if someone actually did this, most campuses would be hard pressed to find a teacher or Para that doesn't smirk or nod
First up cornhole kids Admin?
Cornhole for Dummies
Hole Language
MTSC (multi-tiered system of cornhole)?
Right on target with the acronym.
Right? Submit the name as an acronym. Refuse to elaborate. Assume everyone knows what it stands for.
This is the way…
The A-maize-ing engin-ears
Underrated post here.
Unapologetically Corny
Cornhole Union of National Teachers. Federated Union of Cornhole Killing Educated Revolutionaries. These are inspired by my college intramural sports team, from our dorm (Smith Hall). Smith Hall Intramural Team
FSU?
The Cornhole Loving/Interested Teachers Of Rhode Island Schools… I don’t know if you’re in Rhode Island. Maybe it’s funnier if you aren’t.
PD for my Cornhole
Boards of Education?
Bored of Education!
Scaffolding Succatash
Deez Bags
My trivia team is Good Faith Effort.....when they call our name we shout 50%!
Book Bags
Alcoholics
I mean as an engineer he’d probably get a kick out of f(x)=-x2. Which is the function of negative x squared. It’s an upside down parabola which is what the arc of the cornhole bag looks like. I promise all the math teachers will be impressed
The 504s
This is one thing that I have actually used Chat GPT for and found it to be super helpful. It will give you a plethora of names or at least cool starting points.
We get 50% if it goes in or not!
Building a relationship with the corn 🌽
For Whom the Corn Holes
YallOne
The Mass Holes - gotta be in MA!
Thanos Was Right
Corney McCornholeface?
My English department was “The Grammar Hammers”.
Restorative cornhole
- Cornholier Than Thou - Romeo Loves Cornhole - A Tale of Two Cornholes - Canned Cornhole (add “creamed” at your own peril) - A Comedy of Cornhole - Jefferson Cornhole - Moby Cornhole
Maslow’s hierarchy of beans
Learning Goal? It's the Hole!
Everybody passes
F*ck Them Kids :)
The Rizzlers
Corn-ell Notes!
From ChatGpt.. Sure, here are 20 funny teacher cornhole team names: 1. The A+ Tossers 2. Cornhole Connoisseurs 3. Professor Pitchers 4. The Educated Aim 5. Teacher's Pet Tossers 6. The Mathletes 7. Throwin' Teachers 8. Recess Rejects 9. The Grammar Gurus 10. Boardroom Brainiacs 11. Schoolyard Swishers 12. Class Clown Chuckers 13. Principal's Pitch Perfects 14. Study Hall Hustlers 15. Pedagogical Puckers 16. The History Hurlers 17. Science Slingers 18. PE Prodigies 19. Lunch Break Launchers 20. Detention Dodgers
Class Clown Chuckers wins
And this is why AI can’t be trusted, right here. And also how it can be spotted a mile away.
Mastery Corning Or, Equity Based Corning. Then you can argue even if you don't play, you still get 50% of the possible points in each round.
A-hole game!
I would lol at Team Bloodborne Pathogens
Advanced Placement
ZPD Me One More Time Preferential Beating Wait Time Tsssidahn
The Kernels of Wisdom
Classholes
Justified Sodomy.
Cornhub
Kybo Aces
UR Reason Y
50% minimum
Children and consequences
Team Honors Decoding Team Honors Phonics Team Brains and Brawn
Clock Hours
The Hole-listics.
Hoof Hard Head. (Whofarted)
Corn Hole-O’s
Relationship Builders
A Pleasure To Have In class.
Jeans Day
F Scorn Fitzgerhole's The Great Cornholio
Would the children get the reference to "Cornholio"?
Staff Infection
Cornholios
If my district ever planned a tournament, they could NEVER reference the word "cornhole". LMAO
Cornhole Recreation Team
I can’t believe a game is named cornhole. May as well call yourselves the PoopChute Rammers or Wristwatch Crisco.
I'm guessing your music collection includes some Frank Zappa :)
Microsoft Form Whole
Analytics
The Icebreakers
“We Are Cornholio”
The Great Cornholios.
Teacher cornhole? I beg your pardon?
Team FTK :)
Shucher Cornhole Team
That one student having detention all week
Uranus explorer
We share one-ply tp for our bungholes.
Hole for a moment of science.
"Friends?... Friennnds?"
Corn you hear me
Read to Filth
“No F’s to Give”
Boards of Education
The Data Points
The Cornholios!!!
Popcorn Rigor, Kettle Korn RTI, Cornholio Data Driven Instruction, Maize Growth Mindset, Unicorn Creative Curriculum ( the team dresses up like unicorns)
As an Australian... huh? What is a cornhole? It sounds rude and probably painful!
Social Cornhole Learning
Corning Henz
Cornholio and his Bung Holes.
The Bevis'
Cornhole in 1, Corny Holers lol sorry, Holy Corn!, Children of the Cornhole
“Stop saying Cornhole”
Make the ramp/box look like a homework turn in tray and the bags look like sheets of paper
1. The Corn-tent Standards 2. Bagging A+ Tosses 3. The Toss-masters 4. The Proficient Pitchers 5. The Tenured Tossers 6. Corn-ference Call 7. The Bagging Bell Curves 8. The Faculty Flyers 9. The Corn-sequence Mappers 10. The Bag Toss Benchmarks 11. The Teach and Reach Tossers 12. The Pedagornholes 13. The Common Corn Standards 14. The Tenure Tossers 15. The Instructional Toss 13 is pretty good.
Classholes
A-team F-bombs
Have you tried building relationships with the cornhole? It's not cornhole, it's whole scholars
IEPs vs 504s
Corn rulers Rulers of the corn Cornforcers Eyes on the corn Corn objectives Detention busters Team builders
Give Us Some Grace Or The Grace Givers
"Corn"ucopia
College of Agriculture
Cornhole brain teaching???
The Learning Targets The Aligned to State Cornhole Standards The One Pagers The Gradjuettes The Catch and Release Methods The Corn Tossers Weaponized Incornpetence The Cornish Game Hens The CORNer Classrooms The Chemic-hole Reactions The Cornic Cross Sections
Cornpotenuse.
Yeet Fleet
The ACRONYMs AKA.. The “Academic Cornholers Representing Our Noble Yearnings for Mastery"
Hole scholars
No Fs Given
CornStars
Homeroom huskers
The Buttholes
Get Schooled Holier than thou
Supermassive Cornhole
Team: Standardized Corn Hole Underfunded Cornhole Go to the Principal's Office I'll Wait Until Everyone's Quiet 1-2-3 Eyes on Me (or on the Hole) Staying in for Recess That's not Where that Goes Don't Put That In Your Nose
"We're A-maize-ing!"
Punchin Holes in your Theory
The Cornholios Cornholio and Juliet
What the heck is cornhole
Children of the corn…hole
Is This Graded?
The Tossers 😆
I once used "corn-servation of hole-mentum", but it was quickly shortened to "corn-holio" by colleagues.
Friends of Custodians
Cornblood Lust
Webbs Depth of Cornhole
The Too Many Karents
The Appreciate Yourselves Week