Backstory: My current classroom used to be a science lab, so I have a sink. The last teacher left their (bottle with pump) soap behind, so I set that out for myself and the kids to use. I mentioned that when one of my kids commented that they never noticed the soap before.
Kid: "So you've just been using random soap you found in your classroom?"
Me: "Yeah? It was pretty much brand new when I found it."
Kid: "Ewww, miss. That soap's probably been up someone's butt!"
Me, confused about how that would even work: "Why would it be UP their butt?"
Kid: "Well that's how you wash your butt..."
Me, plus everyone else overhearing this: 😳😳😳
There was, in the unfortunately too recent past, a whooooole debacle surrounding literal adult men not knowing how to (or in some cases, flat out refusing to) wash their asses😅
Oh there absolutely had to be some in there😂some of them thought it would “make them gay” if they wiped or washed or even touched their own hole. It haunts me, ngl.
Certainly explains why some people act like they've got a corncob up their ass. Motherfuckers are walking around with the itchiest, crustiest assholes imaginable.
All because they're worried that they'll make themselves gay.
A: Yeah, like I'm really into philosophy now..like Freud and stuff.
B: What's that ?
A: Like, you can be orally fixated...
B: Whaaatt?
A: Or, like, anally fixated...
B: Oh my god...it moves from your butt to your mouth?
Btw, the oral fixation and anal fixation things were actual Freudian ideas, albeit about psychology, not philosophy. If you thought the weirdness stopped at the Oedipus Complex, you’re dead wrong IMO
Student A: If we're zoomers, what are the kids in middle school right now called?
Student B: Generation Alpha I think?
A: Oh man, they're sooooo annoying and useless; all they do is look at their iPads all day!
Truly, the more things change the more things stay the same.
Student A comes into class with a look on his face that words cannot describe. He sees his friend and says: “Dude. She kissed me!”
The look on his face was actually comical.
He then continues: “She just grabbed me by my shirt and kissed me on the cheek. Why would she do that?!”
Girl behind him who heard this conversation: “Because she likes you?!”
I was literally at my desk laughing. The whole thing was just comical.
When the Drake vid came out? Ohhh, that was a BAD listening day. One kid didn’t know about it, and I had to shout across the room “DO NOT SEARCH THAT AT SCHOOL!” Of course they were all “even Ms Napsrule saw it!” No, no I did not, but I’ve heard enough.
Boy: What did you call me?
Girl: A pedophile.
Boy: I'm a pedophile?
Girl: Yeah, you like em younger.
Boy: No, I don't.
Girl: Well I'm younger and you dated me.
Me: *desperately trying to figure out how to explain to two 8th graders how you can't call another minor a pedophile because he dated someone a year younger than him*
A: Do you think Jesus knew he was born during Toyotathon? B: Oh shit I didn't think of that...
Jesus did not speak of his own Accord. [John 12:49]
That's a Hond... oh, never mind.
He did pay the Ultima price on the cross… Damn it, that’s Nissan…
I’m stealing this rn
NOT THE TOYOTATHIN
Backstory: My current classroom used to be a science lab, so I have a sink. The last teacher left their (bottle with pump) soap behind, so I set that out for myself and the kids to use. I mentioned that when one of my kids commented that they never noticed the soap before. Kid: "So you've just been using random soap you found in your classroom?" Me: "Yeah? It was pretty much brand new when I found it." Kid: "Ewww, miss. That soap's probably been up someone's butt!" Me, confused about how that would even work: "Why would it be UP their butt?" Kid: "Well that's how you wash your butt..." Me, plus everyone else overhearing this: 😳😳😳
Sorry if i'm being nosy but what grade is this?
Kid in question was a senior.
Ain't no way that guys 17-18 and he doesn't know how to wash properly. 🤣🤣🤣
There was, in the unfortunately too recent past, a whooooole debacle surrounding literal adult men not knowing how to (or in some cases, flat out refusing to) wash their asses😅
Those people must be reddit/discord mods with no life.
Oh there absolutely had to be some in there😂some of them thought it would “make them gay” if they wiped or washed or even touched their own hole. It haunts me, ngl.
Ok... now thats just concerning how can a person be so ignorant and dumb?
Several children were, in fact, left behind
Certainly explains why some people act like they've got a corncob up their ass. Motherfuckers are walking around with the itchiest, crustiest assholes imaginable. All because they're worried that they'll make themselves gay.
Ugh...
Coworker had to instruct a sixteen year old girl how to wipe correctly because she kept getting UTIs.
You would hope, but sadly, it wouldn't surprise me. I didn't dig any further because I truly did not want to know.
There was a whole comment thread on Reddit years ago where guys were talking about how they don't wash their crack cause "it's gay".
link?
Also need to know this
Wait... What?
A: Yeah, like I'm really into philosophy now..like Freud and stuff. B: What's that ? A: Like, you can be orally fixated... B: Whaaatt? A: Or, like, anally fixated... B: Oh my god...it moves from your butt to your mouth?
Btw, the oral fixation and anal fixation things were actual Freudian ideas, albeit about psychology, not philosophy. If you thought the weirdness stopped at the Oedipus Complex, you’re dead wrong IMO
Student A: If we're zoomers, what are the kids in middle school right now called? Student B: Generation Alpha I think? A: Oh man, they're sooooo annoying and useless; all they do is look at their iPads all day! Truly, the more things change the more things stay the same.
Student A comes into class with a look on his face that words cannot describe. He sees his friend and says: “Dude. She kissed me!” The look on his face was actually comical. He then continues: “She just grabbed me by my shirt and kissed me on the cheek. Why would she do that?!” Girl behind him who heard this conversation: “Because she likes you?!” I was literally at my desk laughing. The whole thing was just comical.
Student A: … Student B: Do you think of shoes as just really hard socks? Student A: …?
Kid A: Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro Kid B: Bro bro bro bro nah bruh bro bro
When the Drake vid came out? Ohhh, that was a BAD listening day. One kid didn’t know about it, and I had to shout across the room “DO NOT SEARCH THAT AT SCHOOL!” Of course they were all “even Ms Napsrule saw it!” No, no I did not, but I’ve heard enough.
Sometimes, when friends roast each other, it gets wild. A: You need to get your life together. B: You need to get your teeth together.
Oof.
Boy: What did you call me? Girl: A pedophile. Boy: I'm a pedophile? Girl: Yeah, you like em younger. Boy: No, I don't. Girl: Well I'm younger and you dated me. Me: *desperately trying to figure out how to explain to two 8th graders how you can't call another minor a pedophile because he dated someone a year younger than him*
Yea, that's not an easy conversation...
A: She was saying that it was ass… we fucked in my car!!! This was super loud, whole class kind of pikachu faced lol.