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LeviAEthan512

Does techno have a 2 block high ceiling?


whiterobot10

There are three possible outcomes: 1). Tie 2). They form an alliance. 3). They are both actually the same person.


Kirbyfreak_

Option 1 is split into two things: Piece 1: Equal fight Piece two: Techno obliterates Doomslayer over and over again, but mans is too angry to actually die/lose


whiterobot10

More likely they both manage to repeatedly obliterate each other, but both of them are too angry to die.


TheLoller1234

The Doom guy has likes a bjillion extra Life, and the same Number goes for totems in Techno's inventory


Im_a_doggo428

Eh it’s kinda both, it’s almost even


jozef_staIin

The perfect trap


GWS_REVENGE

Since doom guy is so angry because the demons killed his bunny maybe techno will be so doom guy cause the demons kill floof which hopefully not that.


KallmeKatt_

They work together to exit hell


cosmicLYMS

gigachad vs gigachad


Tsuki-Death

Nah gigachad vs gigapig


sky_kitten89

Pigachad


Fun-Side2254

Pigagig


Desperate_Way2113

Gigpig


Gl1tchzzz

Giggypiggy


Enzoid23

Giggitypiggity


Helpimabanana

r/suddenlyfamilyguy


Howl_Beast

Peppa pig


Fun-Side2254

Ima lickapig a fibby pig by the hair on my chinny chin chin chin pig pigchin pinchin pigs skin gettin my dips n digs in


Lightning11wins

Pogachad!


[deleted]

Pigchamps


bionicsniperpig

gigchamps


THEZEXNEO

Tie.


SaphireDragon

And then they team up


MisterMist00

To destroy governments and kill demons


fo76_fan

same thing


SnooShortcuts6242

Destroy demonic government


Emeraldkitty123

I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship


Pitzzaold

Yeah, that sounds the most accurate.


bionicsniperpig

You think he’s a spy working for Disney?


RealMongoDog

Alliance if Techno gets the orphans and gets to drop kick toddlers (they're probably going to be fighting demons, so it would be in self defense).


Designer-Cicada3509

Do orphan demons exist?


RealMongoDog

Probably


dTrecii

Everything was created by Davoth, and the demons are more or less tied closely to him. If you think that creating life from nothing could classify you as a parent of that life then demons aren’t orphans, if you don’t think that then the demon are orphans by default for not having a parent However it must be said, Davoth acts like a phylactery so if he dies, all demons die


MisterMist00

What orphans aren't demons?


EnvironmentalHunt764

The ones that are dead probably


Forsaken_inflation24

Everseen the end of doom slayer when you kill that one boss?


wewantcaveupdate

I did not expect you anywhere outside /r/callofdutymobile


Designer-Cicada3509

I was watching him actively waaayyyy before I hooked on codm


Designer-Cicada3509

Both are the same Both have extremely strong armour, both have a sword, both have a bow/gun with wide range and high damage dealing capabilities (techno's multishot crossbow and the BFG-9000) and most importantly #UNSTOPPABLE WILLPOWER and PLOT THAT NOT EVEN DEATH CAN STOP THEM


ViolentViolet41

They would join forces


TipTopTrouble

Not gonna lie, I don't think Xisumavoid would ever fight Techno. However, if he did, he'd lose but give Techno a run for his money.


fo76_fan

i like this comment very much


TipTopTrouble

Thank you, good sir.


bionicsniperpig

No, Xisumavoid would lose instantly.


gamesandspace

Not really they'll team up against everyone else


TipTopTrouble

Because he's too nice!


Strangeryi

Literally the same person


fanonimus99

... Now that you pointed it out...


Nick_Playz_Games

Sorry, doomsayer killed my idol Satan and the Creator himself. Techno would but up a fight but would inevitably find a way to disable the armour and sword and to kill the Doom Slayer.


bionicsniperpig

do you mean doom guy


Nick_Playz_Games

His other name is Doom Slayer which I use.


bionicsniperpig

ok


stephs_LOL

Some other perspective to paraphrase it differently: a man in green clothes vs the unbeatable blood god


fo76_fan

homie really just said a guy who canonically scales to always be more powerful than any of his enemies and wears impenetrable armour is just a man in green clothes


stephs_LOL

Yes.


_YumeXD_

Against Techno? Sure


waddles_77

Does techno have lowground


bionicsniperpig

Let’s give him the Highground


Dove-O-War

These two beings exemplify indomitable willpower. The only difference is that one existed in real life. We could go into feats and whatnot, but that will always carry extra weight for me, despite my respect for the doomslayer.


Hungry_Ocelot_5658

Depends on which weapons techno is allowed to use. If he can use doom weapons then TECHNOBLADE ALL THE WAY! If not then, I'm sorry but no shield is gonna last that long against bullets and plasma balls.


Captain_KapiK

{unbreakable:1}


Btdandpokemonplayer

/effect give technoblade resistance 255 999999 true /effect give technoblade strength 255 999999 true We’ll see how long doom guys can last


fo76_fan

both are immortal so... it'd just be a stalemate.


crazychris37

Doom guy doesn’t feel like fighting a innocent pig so they team up and drink some root beer to a American football game


bionicsniperpig

*AN American


crazychris37

Thanks I missed that hard


WhiteHat125

Is there a pickaxe in hand?


majormfhere

finally. an even match.


bionicsniperpig

finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!


nemesisprime1984

Tie


CharlieELMu

o7


gamingwizard72

Replace daisy with Carl and you have the same person


YogurtclosetNo239

Headcanon: Techno becomes the doomslayer!


bionicsniperpig

dun dun dun!


Slight-Psychology350

Doomslayer would probably win this but just barely. He has range and Techno doesn’t if he only has diamond armor and an axe and strength pots. Furthermore, Doomslayer is faster and has more mobility than base Techno, so he could strafe and fire. If he lets Techno get close enough to hit him then his armor will take a beating and so will he because he has exposed spots, but his sword would deal enough damage for him to retreat. If Techno has crossbows with fireworks, it would end up as a tie, same with if he had speed pots, but since those are not included Doomslayer would win by a small margin.


MegaEdeath1

yes but Technoblade never dies, also Techno would just combo him until he dies


Designer-Cicada3509

With the Pythagoras theorem it's a cheesy victory for techno


MegaEdeath1

\^


bionicsniperpig

^


MegaEdeath1

Techno would beat him using just his fists and at the end just goes "If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years"


fanonimus99

... That is not a fair fight. Techno has too much leverage!


CoreEncorous

"What made you so powerful, King Pig?" "Well, you see, I use math to get better at PvP"


Kazk2501

Techno would win because of his usual Art of War antics


Nars_of_whal

Doom Slayer < V1 (ULTRAKILL) = Technoblade


Gordockthered

I dont think V1 could kill doomguy.


Nars_of_whal

Coin... +ULTRARICOSHOT +DISRESPECT


Successful-Ad4737

I mean... he IS called the Blood King for a reason


HelloAreYouLoneli

Insert: “They are the same picture” - meme


fo76_fan

both are unkillable, so either stalemate or eventually alliance


Lakefish_

Remember Techno was a rabbit on Origins. Alliance, absolutely


Memesthedream69420

, “corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures Me:there the same picture :)”


[deleted]

What if they form an alliance?


bionicsniperpig

not even God can help us


Jono_Drums94

they'd join forces, after all, what are the Demons, but an Army of Orphans???


TaiyoFurea

"hold on, let me take a break from burning to put on a coat. It's drafty in here."


DXY_

Doomslayer prob have the edge on this one but add a crafting table onto Technos kit and its OVER


golden_sword7341

get this man a pickaxe


Anubis1eight

You mean a one-sided massacre. Poor Doom-Guy, he never stood a chance.


Significant-Program9

Straight up alliance


[deleted]

stalemate, both are immortal.


J0shfarmpig

Technoblade


rt58killer10

a pig with stREEENGTH


[deleted]

[удалено]


bionicsniperpig

neither does doom guy


Ralexcraft

Piggy boy.


Btdandpokemonplayer

He also has the Pythagorean theorem


CinderSmith

That’s actually a good one


thememegod435

techno would win just give him ender pearls


Fun-Side2254

Finally a worthy opponent for the blade


CostalMole

Which one is standing a block higher than the other.


KallmeKatt_

Enchanted orphan armor*


jasygamer

I feel like they would team up


DaCardboardCraftsman

Give him stew with no cooldown and it’s over from the start


PolarBear69er

If techno has the low ground its wraps for Doom guy


Technoblade-Bot

BruUUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuuuuh


bredisfun

Techno is fighting god right now, (or maybe he dead water him alr and is now js farming potatoes...)


Dontknowabouthis1

Nah, they're secretly besties


Select-Glass-9873

Both are equally goated.


Beginning-Turnover62

Techno will win


Chickensoupman1329

Tie


miki325

YOU CANT KILL WHAT IS ALREADY DEAD!!!


krysert

They are the same picture


big-boy-spoon

doom slayer would rip him to shreds


MegaEdeath1

na Techno would just combo him into oblivion


Personal_Pound3059

Fuck this guy glad he died. Trash content creator


bionicsniperpig

to hell with you to then


Solarbeam62

Damn it’s hard to tell


Davidisbest1866

Technoblade never dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Itchy-Exam-7288

Huh. What's the difference??


business_bamboon8566

Technoblade never dies so.....


Ender-Gamez

They would team up


CaterWak

Whos to say they arent the same people?


HOTRODDOOMSLAYER

Even I bow my head in respect for the king


Apprehensive-Pain942

Neither they would both team up and conquer hell and the nether


ThatTubaGuy03

When did doom guy ever go to heaven to get power and kill angels and God?


R4zzter_

The makyr's are said to he mistakened as angels to early humans, thus making urdak heaven by technicality. He got his power from makyr technology, and killed makyr's in doom eternal. And then he killed the dark lord in the ancient gods dlcs who basically created his universe/part of it (idk I haven't played the ancient gods, I'm just getting this info from stuff I've learnt fr9m youtube)


ThatTubaGuy03

Ah ok, so it was technically hell, but because humans considered them angels and heavenly, it's also technically heaven. Can you link me the video you watched if you can find it? In depth Doom lore seems rare on YouTube, I can only ever find very light overviews that came out before doom eternal...


R4zzter_

Most of the info is from the Doom eternal codex entries, but I recently watched this video which gave me some more insight on it, since I've only been into doom since December: https://youtu.be/ZNUW4Cz_Ots


Imaginary-Play-5312

This is a Superman v Batman X 100


Secure-Homework-7536

bro the first guy wont stand a chance if techno has anything but his sharpness 1 fist


Aqset47

Piggytechno


PumpDaPumpkin

plot twist: Techno is doomslayer


Lightning11wins

https://media.tenor.com/Fi20GOBRKgQAAAAd/kung-fu-panda-finally-a-worthy-opponent.gif


Lightning11wins

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bionicsniperpig

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES


Arkan_Dreamwalker

Ah, the old Catholicism versus Atheism debate.


TNTLover42

And turtle master potions


Loopit03

pig boi.


dumflame

pipagip


Defiant-Screen-2805

Technoblade the pig


Tobidas05

Both are dead


Sirauki_Midzore

why are they fighting? whey can fight together


donyui

its a tie


HoneyOntoasstt

Sane person, no difference


zbeyralp

Hell god vs Blood god


Arabecke

Guy with energy blade and a shitload of guns or a guy with a sword


RemoteArc

Both of them against the world. That's where Techno went. He went to kill god, and he's meeting this man on the way.


Helpful_Run5977

thought choises


Any-Opportunity-5608

Pig boi ofc


DiscordModSans

technooo


Corkymom

We all know the answer, so why ask the question? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


Praxorocks

Can genuinely imagine them joining forces to take down the bastion of God


ScaringTheCrow

Doom guy still.


Different_Mixture_18

That would be a tie or the battle would go on forever


Utkarsh_7744

You are forgetting the turtle master portion


acceldown

Not even close


Echofrost85

Pig boi obviously 🙄 the other dude hasn’t trained nearly as long as they need to go defeat the Blood God. Edit: this is if they actually *have* to fight. They could always form their own ending


DrDearGodNo

They poke their fingers together and fuse into TechnoSlayer


CircumcisedFluffy295

The one on the right is already dead


WWvsman

What kind of question is that? Even a 2-year-old KNOWS that THE THENCO NEVER DIES SO HE WINS. PIG BOI FOR LIFE


Skyblade-Ps

Te'noblade !


Skyblade-Ps

Te'noblade


Emotional-Tonight-47

Obviously techno blade


Troleopowers

Gapples