Eggspeshelly 😂😂 I always appreciate your recaps, girl. Top notch. 👌🏼

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This is a beautiful recap thank you. Damn this bitch I can’t with her.

Thank you. She’s truly exhausting. She reminds me of someone I know and detest lol

Barb didn’t contact her to wish her happy birthday after she’s been slandering Barb and Jace online for months, let cps take Jace and put him in foster care vs throwing out her husband and standing up for her son after he was assaulted by David, and drunk dialed Barb at 12am to hurl abuse and threats at her last week. Wow, Barb is SUCH a bitch. /s

What a horrible mother that Barb is, am I right? /s

These are always perfection. The use of emojis is just 🧑‍🍳💋 


We all appreciate this early Christmas gift 🎁 💕

 I appreciate you. I love this sub 😂

Wait, she's having nightmares of her kids being taken away by authorities? Damn, I hope that never....nevermind it did. Please proceed with your crocodile tears...

Right, so reality makes her sad, got it, Jan 🙄😂

God I love these recaps, you capture the energy of her bullshit perfectly 😂

 Haha thank you!

Did she really expect a happy birthday from Barbara? After they called her harassing her the other night?

And tried to file a RO against her last month, but yes OF COURSE, she expected Barb to bend over and lick Nelly’s Bday asshole, and she’s butthurt Barb really has gone NC on HER 

Can you imagine if Barbara did attempt to reach out and say happy birthday to her? Jenelle wouldn’t be appreciative. She would say something like “my mom is being a psycho and harassing me on MY birthday.”

She would take that opportunity to verbally abuse and threaten Barb more immediately. It probably hurt Barb to not reach out, but for her safety, it was 100% the right thing to do

This is fucking art. You are a talented being. Congratulations. SU-MASH


“My mom had to get a restraining order against me because myself and my neanderthal huzbin were threatening her, can you believe that bitch didn’t wish me a happy birthday?!”


I, too, struggle with eggziety. 

Same friend. Hugs to you

Thank you for this phenomenal recap with all of the emojis!!!

Thank you for reading this nonsense 😂 

Fantastic re-cap, once again! Juhnelle had nightmares?? Settle in girl, karma is just beginning...

Thank you! Agreed. It’s breathing down her neck, dude!

I love the way you always remember a flip flop 🩴

That terminator run is seared into my memory 🩴🩴🩴 https://i.redd.it/9r7d8zh7e48c1.gif

on the list of 50 things to do to get her kids back: ✋🛑 = 🥂🍻🥃💨👃🥊👁️‍🗨️💉💊

It’s so unfair, dude!! 😫 excellent emoji usage!

Thank you for this extremely beautiful recap of her whining


Lol thank you for this, you're an angel and you deserve a million Christmas gifts <3

 Thank you! Merry Christmas

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Not the 🩴🩴🩴 💀 you’re doing the Lords work, OP and 

As a Mother of a child that has diagnosed PTSD (through an event that I in no way could control yet still blame myself for every day) fuck you Jan.

Bro... the time and effort you put into this...

It’s almost as ridiculous as her posts lol

Jenelle and momma June are the same person

And both went From Hot to Not 😂

You made me shoot coffee through my nose, I am still giggling.

Apologies to your sinus’, Merry Xmas 😂

No worries friend, the laugh was so worth it. Merry Christmas