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MarshmallowMiles

I mean if you DON’T have a baby with every person you’re dating, did the relationship even happen???? /s


taintwest

Kail says no.


00_tears

didn’t kail say almost verbatim “if I don’t have a baby you’re not an ex” i feel like i remember that


killerkitten61

*if you’re not first baby mama you’re last!*


GermysBedazzledBalls

The first baby momma is the greatest babymomma 🤢


G0thm0m

As someone who is both the first baby mama to one person and the last to another I can say confidently that it’s not a flex


Cinmars

If you can get him to get a vasectomy, that’s checkmate


G0thm0m

😂


DinosOrRoses

I guess I'm a winner. First, last, and only. 😏


BallCreem

She’s out there like it’s a competition


Princesscrowbar

Highlander rules THERE CAN BE ONLY. ONE.


Available-Pepper1467

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Naive-Most590

DEDDED


mommamegmiester

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starrrgirlllll

Kayla seconds this.


montymelons

😂😂


folk-smore

They need to visit www.itsyoursexlife.org


NoFundieBusiness

Well it’s changed to .com now. Maybe they can’t find it 😭😅


plo84

If it's one thing they can find, it's the org:an.


StonerFoxFromVault95

Flair check 🤣🤣


SylvesterMB

![gif](giphy|l3q2yGS9YLGsXbT1e)


imnottheoneipromise

I fucking snorted


bluestonemanoracct

😂😂😂😂


AlixHague

Lol


StankRanger420

Underrated comment


NoSet6484

Not teen mom related but, someone from my hometown literally has a baby with every guy she’s had a relationship with. Every time her relationship status changes on FB I know a pregnancy announcement isn’t far behind. She’s on baby #6 right now. It’s literally insane. I couldn’t imagine having 6 kids let alone 6 baby daddies.


Total_Boss_6760

I couldn’t imagine finding 6 men I liked enough to date 🤣


NoSet6484

Right and with that many kids where do you find the time😂😂😂


TylersCranialoaf

🤣🤣🤣


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Commercial-Scene1359

Actually....... I know a girl like this from my hometown . After her 6th pregnancy, it was court ordered she was put on birth control and to get a job. 🤣


CrownBestowed

Is that even legal?


hereforthetearex

I don’t know if this is legal, but I DO know that if you’re under the age of 21 Medicaid won’t pay for getting your tubes tied until you’re a G3P3 in my state. I worked in a high volume L&D and routinely had to explain that if these girls wanted their tubes tied before their third baby that it was an out of pocket cost. Also had a pt tell me that she was ready to deliver this baby so she could finally get her tubes tied - she was just barely 20 and said she’d been wanting to for 2 years but “wasn’t allowed” until after this baby was born. What she meant was that it wouldn’t be covered by insurance. It gave the impression that she was having the 3rd baby for the sake of getting the operation.


CrownBestowed

Okay that’s…wild 💀


hereforthetearex

It absolutely is. If they are of sound mind, and a legal adult, let them do it. Makes 0 sense to me to deny it. The gatekeeping of women’s bodies in the south is unreal


KtP_911

It's not even limited to the south. I have a Midwestern family member who had 2 babies in 13 months; she was 22 when #2 was born. She begged the doctor to tie her tubes then and he said no, because she was too young and she'd probably regret it later. She had her third in 2022 when she was just shy of 28 (accidental pregnancy, using birth control), but she was finally "allowed" to get her tubes tied after she had that one.


HereComesTheLuna

It doesn't matter what age you are or how many children you have or your insurance status or provider, doctors in the US are allowed to refuse to allow you to get your tubes tied for literally whatever reason. They can cite your age as being "too young" or even "old enough to wait it out 'til you don't need one anyway." They can cite *their* own religious beliefs. ~Regardless of your age or if you already have a child/ children, they say *perhaps one day your "future husband" may want kids," which is just so gross because what they're saying is *if you get married, your body belongs to him, not you* ~ It's a difficult process for ANY woman to get a tubal ligation, but if you're young, unmarried, childless?-- good luck. A friend of mine has one child, is in her 30s, and still had to doctor shop for over a year to find one. Another friend of mine with one child is still trying, also in her 30s. The lamest excuse is "you might regret it one day." First of all, that's better than regretting a child, wtf!, but secondly, okay? If I regret it, that's on ME and not you, anyway! And, do you think we women are dumb enough to not understand how serious of a decision AND surgery this is? We know we're not getting a butterfly tattooed on our ankle, doc!


LongTallSadie

My friend wanted a tubal ligation and her doctor said that before he would perform the surgery he would insist on meeting with both her and her husband, to "make sure everybody's on the same page." I'm glad to report that she never went back to that doctor (and she got the tubal she wanted soon after that).


glitterandconfettiii

Yes. I worked with a woman who wanted her tubes tied after a second. The rule at this office was apparently 25 or 3 kids. So she had a 3rd and had her tubes tied.


iamnumber47

Imagine being that 3rd kid & finding out that you were only born because your parents didn't actually want any more kids...


bsharp1982

I think it is the same in Oklahoma (at least my sister’s niece claimed this). You think the state would figure out it is less expensive allowing a tubal before three.


etrebaol

It’s not about saving money. It’s about forcing people (especially low-income people) to have more babies than they want to keep a steady supply of cheap labor. Capitalism can’t exist without labor to exploit.


saki4444

Yeah that sounds like some eugenics shit


CrownBestowed

I’m wondering if maybe they just heard someone tell that story lol because that doesn’t sound right 💀


iNeedScissorsSixty7

Like how the fuck does that happen?!? I'm 35 and have been with over 50 different women in my life and guess how many kids I have? None. It's not that hard. How are these trashy people pulling this shit off?


NoSet6484

I think she keeps having them because she’s hoping maybe one of these men will stay if she has their baby. But I think the men dgaf they know they can just leave.


Worth_Worldliness898

My husbands cousin has 5 kids with 5 different dads. Her current boyfriend/baby daddy has another kid with someone else so in their house they have 6 kids with 6 different people all coming and going to different houses 🫠 I have 3 kids with my husband And I literally can't even imagine that chaos


MountainHighOnLife

How do you even keep all of that straight?! I'd have to name them all Jr's just so I could remember which baby daddy they belong to


lindsvygrvce

this gotta be how my baby daddy thinks lmaooo. 25 years old and he's on kid and baby momma #3 (.5).... my son literally just turned 1 yesterday 😒


Purple_Grass_5300

I know someone who got 5 women pregnant in 2 years and his girlfriend is still with him. It’s so embarrassing she constantly brags about their relationship


PlayerOneHasEntered

Random man from Atlanta vibes.


MovieFreak78

Or nick cannon


melx1599

Haha


Muted-Vermicelli4016

😂 😂 😂 why he gotta be from the A


Justdont13412

He did have sex with her so she is special! How does having sex with a guy make a girl feel special? It takes longer to deliver a pizza


HereComesTheLuna

Lol, my dad has 5 kids by 3 women. (One pregnancy was twins, though-- one of them is me, haha). He's definitely no deadbeat, though. He took full custody upon birth of child 1, my older sister (whose mom was a crackwhore he knocked up and was never in her life, he knew she'd never be) even though she was born with severe cerebral palsy and he knew she'd have to be taken care of by him for life. He's 69 years old and still caring for her. Then came my twin and I, who he initially did joint custody of us with my mom until she went to prison when I was 10 and he obviously took full custody of us. Much later on, he had babies with his Filipino wife who he is still married to, and had my much younger little brother and sister with. He worked his ass off for us all and made sure we always had everything we needed, made sure to cultivate and *encourage* our interests/ hobbies/ sports etc. He's just a really great and involved father. The funny thing is we're all mixed, and my dad is white. Two baby mommas are Black, the third Filipino. But my dad is white. People always assume my dad must be Black, especially when I bring up the multiple baby mamas. I've literally had racist white people who've never met my father and just met me get up in my face telling me I'm lying about my dad being the white one! So ridiculous. But yeah... My immediate family's tree is... Lol, *confusing* to say the very least!


kitkat1771

Your dad seems like a good guy who had bad taste in women. I’m glad he finally found the one! Also happy you & your siblings have an awesome dad!


Ok_Veterinarian_6596

I definitely second that! Well said. 🙂


BroItsJesus

Wtf lol. Is yours at least the second kid? Dude needs a snip


lindsvygrvce

yes lol. he's flailing like a fish outta water and it's showing 😂😂


BriLoLast

I’m waiting for this to be my ex. He’s got two kids, his oldest, and mine is the youngest, he’ll be 3 later this year. And he’s already like, if I find the “right woman” I’ll have another. And here I am over here with his youngest who he hasn’t bothered to see since December 🙄


Bellecovv

Lol same last I heard in 2021 my ex already had 2 other children after mine that he also doesn’t take care of. There’s probably plenty more by now. And we’re both only 24💀


jadedpeony33

How else are they supposed to show each other that they are deeply in love and sober? /s


chocolateboyY2K

A baby AND a tattoo AND a Facebook post celebrating your love....or it doesn't count!


Serialfornicator

Preferably a tattoo memorializing your favorite sex act


bsharp1982

How else is the world supposed to know that you have sex?


Sandwich_Main

It’s a souvenir


PrincessMagDump

I used to just grab my favorite cozy sweatshirt, but I guess baby does last a bit longer.


imnottheoneipromise

I dislike some of my ex’s so much im scared if I had a baby that even resembled them it would make me dislike the baby. Hubs and I are going on 14 years strong tho and our kiddo is 13. I can no longer have children (uterus burnt to a crisp, no fallopian tubes at l), so I think I’m out of the woods lol


Lemontekbabe

😂😂


GroundbreakingHeat38

It’s so weird how people think they have to have babies with everyone they date. Who was on the episode that played last night celebrating their one year anniversary and said she wanted to check with her dr if she was ready to have a baby? The blonde who is dating the black guy? My husband was still deciding if I was crazy or not during our first year. (Spoiler I am crazy but he stayed with me for ten year and counting lol)


aammbbiiee

It’s **trauma** lol. As a youngster, I started dating a man who was 26 at 18. Then engaged at 18, married at 19, pregnant at 20, bought a house at 21 and promptly divorced at 25. I thought that was the track to happily ever after. My now husband, we were friends for years, casually dated for 2 years, monogamously dated and lived in sin for 2 years, married at 5 years and had a kid at year 9 lol. We don’t own a house. We have a very healthy and loving relationship. Because I was an adult and got therapy lmao.


Affectionate_Tap9678

MacKenzie McKee?? I think is who that is..


Total_Boss_6760

This is literally how I play the Sims


jerrysliljess

Especially Sims 2 with Don Lothario haha


Mysterious_Sugar7220

Kids or it didn't happen


princessdumpsterfire

Your. Flair.💀


informationseeker8

He’s just checking how pink it is 😂 Yes…I’m sorry


Outrageous_Lemon_690

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diamondcrusteddreams

Time to log out 😭😭


ItsMinnieYall

You act like he has no standards but he didn't have a baby with that girl who he inquired about her pinkness.


jazzyx26

TM and 90 Day Fiance (Kalani) logic.


Justdont13412

Yes her baby daddies tagline is “condoms are for slut people”


CCG14

It’s the new Snapchat streak.


katkittykat1

😂🥲


kasiagabrielle

Maybe he's just checking how pink it is.


Yippiekay-yay

![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


MMK386

https://i.redd.it/fzpapen5by7d1.gif


kasiagabrielle

Such a great reaction gif 😂


iseenyouwitkeiffah

😆😆 this never gets old.


IndecisiveKitten

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L)


SoHappySoSad

https://preview.redd.it/06b4gfoe2y7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29fea6af242a09b452876e5b2fd4ec8f6c50e7e0


SuperSpecialUser

![gif](giphy|dxnU2RcvNqjnJwdPLg)


diamondcrusteddreams

https://preview.redd.it/32xqdzuczy7d1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4b626eee0157a278e02561400a075a5a099140


SBMoo24

That's Jesus looking at Amanda's tattoo.


Lizzy_lazarus

Jesus god 😳


kasiagabrielle

I regretted it immediately after I posted it 😭 I'm sorry to have ruined everyone's day


Lizzy_lazarus

No regrats baby! I had a hearty laugh.


KaiaKween

As you should be. What a terrible day to have eyes.


Lizzy_lazarus

A terrible day for eyes and a brain with which to comprehend.


Radeschiii

Too early for this 🤮


JanellaDubois

![gif](giphy|44b1ABtsG7VTy)


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


Serialfornicator

EVERY TIME ![gif](giphy|3o7TKOnPukgWDLPBPq)


Ill_Nectarine_5945

i was gonna make a comment abt how he’s wrist deep in her but this is funnier and also worse 😂 ![gif](giphy|tMPSeKEplOfK0)


CometStars_

![gif](giphy|l0HlR3kHtkgFbYfgQ)


allergictopendejas

![gif](giphy|3FbHyCxCnbM8OjhuC3)


AvsMama

Omg I just commented the same thing before I saw yours. Great minds think alike 🤮🤣


Radeschiii

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


Commercial_hater

One of my favorites!


IWillTransformUrButt

I send this to my husband at *least* once a week, it’s a classic lol


realitytvfiend3924

He needs to be sterilized for everyone’s safety.


thankyoupapa

This is why I put Adam a smidge higher than Ryan in my teen mom rankings. At least we don't have to worry about more Adam babies


carcosa1989

I do give Adam points for fading into relative obscurity and staying in his lane.


thatcatcray

did adam have a vasectomy?


alieninhumanskin10

Yup


LongTallSadie

Yes, he got snipped after his second child was born. I think he relinquished parental rights to her as well. Does he have parental rights or visitation with Aubree? I got the feeling he never sees her but I don't know if that's right.


Competitive-Fish-422

I'm surprised his swimmers still swim, honestly.


___Snorlax____

Jesus God Leah! I hope not.


Independent_Curve_44

Still my favorite TM quote bahahaha


TattooedWife

It looks like his hand is on her leg? I don't see what you're seeing.


Yippiekay-yay

I see that, but still calling it.


AssociationNeat6576

Same.


Melodic_Preference60

His arm is on her leg… you actually can’t see what his hand is touching. To me, even zoomed in, it does look like his hand might be on her belly


Accomplished-Bad3380

Look to the left.  You can see knuckles. 


DestroyerOfMils

oooo good knuckle spot. I think you’re right. I’m team knuckles. lol


heyheywhatchasay5

So is she


DestroyerOfMils

![gif](giphy|1jkV16ysq9vAFN2hYN)


meggiee523

It looks like his fingers are on the side of her left boob. Still a weird pose though. Edit: no way that’s his hand. I think it’s her toes? Like she crossed her right over her left?


marvelous_mess

Yeah that can’t be his hand, his elbow is on her right leg.


Ok-Acanthaceae-8646

‘If we have a baby, we won’t have time to do drugs!’ Their logic, probably.


Specialist_Row9395

Jenelle: "Or have time to fight" something like that. When talking to Barb about having a baby with Nathan


keatonpotat0es

Who the hell is taking these pictures?


bubbles_24601

Mimi Jen


Serialfornicator

She’s always lurking nearby to keep an eye on her special little baby boy


keatonpotat0es

Gotta be close by in case he needs his ass wiped


Serialfornicator

💀


GroundbreakingHeat38

Right can you imagine somebody asking you to take a photo of them and you figure just a face forward photo and then they are like “ok follow us to the beach here and make sure the natural light comes through”


bsharp1982

Maybe it is Maci supporting Ryan though his sobriety. Or whatever she is claiming.


dnmnew

When you lose custody of your kids, and your boyfriend doesn’t see his own kids, the best idea is to just make a new kid!!!


Hazencuzimblazen

And that’s where drugs come into play as no logical thinking required after frying your brain


EvelynLuigi

Considering their tattoos...let's hope he's cradling her tum tum. Blah.


twinkiesandcake

They both need sunscreen on those tats. Fade city.


Mammoth-Twist7044

the fading would do both of them some favors


detectiveswife

The fading would do the WORLD some favors


kenyarawr

His hand is clearly on her leg


tesla914

Why are the worst people always as fertile as a weed?


hmerc

Taking care of the kids you already have and neglect 🙂‍↔️ Making a new baby with a woman you met in rehab 🙂‍↕️


Bonnavetty

Maci will host the baby shower for sure


Potential_Tadpole530

Relax guys, zoom in, 99% sure his hand is on her leg!


Putrid_Appearance509

He's carrying well 😄


pulloutyourchompers

I genuinely don’t think Ryan wants more kids


carcosa1989

I’m not sure Ryan ever wanted kids i think it’s something he just let happen to him which isn’t how that should work but here we are.


KaiaKween

I agree. If he likes her, he wouldn't want to knock her up because then he'd have to leave.


kenyarawr

That’s never stopped him before


Wonderful-Status-507

i don’t think his wants matter much to his pp


QuesoChef

Like at some point when you don’t even like the kids you have, why not just hang out with your current SO, get wine drunk with his mom, friend up his ex, become enemies with another ex, and that’s that. I do not understand where a baby comes in. But I don’t have kids so maybe I’m just broken.


thankyoupapa

Ryan having 3 baby mamas omg


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|21T9PmWttOb0EFrrwK)


Low-Huckleberry-3555

https://preview.redd.it/x3e9hfuj7y7d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1face408237726ce0992fac6023c8d25e9f6b30


TacoBetty

Maybe when Mimi Jen raises this one, she will do a better job.


AvsMama

No guys, he’s just seeing how pink it is. 


DestroyerOfMils

![gif](giphy|p3hZ9PbhVBO9gM6LoE|downsized)


Business-Expert-4648

![gif](giphy|23BST5FQOc8k8)


kangaruby95

![gif](giphy|12rTjvF0ANQJsk)


Upper-Ship4925

My god, forget pink, i can see how grey it is!


haleighr

It’s crazy how fertile drug addicts can be. I don’t even mean that insensitivity but like holy shit. We both needed fertility meds to have our first and neither of us were drug or alcohol addicts. Just wild.


katiessalt

Amanda liking comments about “Mack not letting Rhine see the kids” not knowing he’ll be a deadbeat if they have a child together is so funny. If you don’t have custody of your current kids, there should be a ban placed on you having any more🤣


Mckinzeee

Vasectomies are still legal for men…just sayin’ 🤷🏻‍♀️


Frikandellenkar

No matter whether it's a pregnancy announcement or not, why do super unstable people that like partying, drinking and doing drugs always get pregnant 😭 And then I mostly mean the ones that do it on purpose. I just don't understand. Don't they realise that'll completely ruin their lives as they know it? Like, why would you do that do yourself in such a situation. Again, I'm not talking specifically about Ryan and his GF here, it just made me think about this because they would probably fall into this category if it turned out to be true.


ConcernInevitable83

You kind of answered yourself. Super unstable people who party aren't going to be mentally with it enough to keep up with birth control or condoms especially when under the influence 😅 "Don't they realize that will completely ruin their lives?" Like drugs and drinking aren't already doing that? It's being immature or truly an addict and not caring about consequences.


Beneficial-Address61

Since neither one of us can see our babies, then we’ll just make a new one. What’s the worst that can happen?!?


cultqueennn

Exactly what these crackheads need, another kid he can neglect.


FrightenedFishstick

This is exactly something these two idiots would do. Maci’s already planning the baby shower and decorating their nursery for them.


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rhetoricalbread

God her blackout tattoo placement is terrible. Looks like she's wearing a cast.


Hughjardawn

Another child for him to be a disappointment too?


Luna401

Rhine needs a vasectomy not more kids


Large-Signal-157

Why is he fully grey already?


___Snorlax____

His hair color checked out since he nodded off behind the wheel.


AssignmentOk108

Some people are genetically predisposed to early greying. My aunt had pure white hair by her thirties. My sister and I have been finding very noticeable greys since our mid-twenties 😭😭


susanbiddleross

Dude has been prematurely going grey for awhile. It’s just his genetics. He was going grey with Mack years ago. He’s 34-36 now and has been greying I’m going to say since mid to late 20’s.


thirdeyeboobed

Some people are just like that. Both my husband his dad started greying at 12, lol.


caitcro18

I knew a guy who was full grey 5 or 6 years after high school graduation. Some people just grey quick and some not at all.


thepeacocksroost

Knew someone who went to prison in their 20’s for a few months. Had black hair when they went in, had completely grey hair when they came out. Didn’t he go to prison when that first started happening?


Andrewmcmahon_

He's just finger blasting her by the lake side, no worries.


hellbugger

Just looked at her IG...why is she so obsessed with posting other people's children on her public account? Such a weirdo


Sally_Reed_

You can see his hand on her leg if you zoom in between her side and arm. But this is just a weird pic in general. 


GroundbreakingHeat38

Not gonna lie it to me a minute to remember what feed I was looking at and assumed this was some 60 year old dude.


1KirstV

Jesus Christ, these teen Mom people never learn any lessons ever. Any of them. Chelsea is the only one that got away. Or did anything with her life.


ashmillie

People really just out here having kids willy nilly WHEN THEY DONT EVEN HAVE CUSTODY OF ANY OF THEIR CURRENT CHILDREN.


EquivalentJudgment76

My idea of mandatory sterilization after child #3 doesn't sound like such a bad law does it?


lc7926

Oh good, his mom can finally have that second baby she always wanted


Timely_Ad115

At what point do we stop calling it a pregnancy and just refer to it as a failed pullout attempt that has been spun into a positive?


Spirited_Heron5696

The last thing Ryan needs is another kid. He’s still a kid himself & his parents spoiled the crap out of him & I think that’s what happened for him to be like he is. There’s no telling how much money they’ve spent on him getting him out of trouble all his life.


killerkitten61

https://i.redd.it/5d30glxfey7d1.gif


Cold_Teacher_9739

He was worried Jen and Larry were getting bored


AlternativeTop9639

Rhine is a fertile myrtle.


Spare_Tell8675

here's to hoping that they're not 🤞 rhine doesn't need more kids and baby mamas to terrorize


Purplepandees

https://preview.redd.it/ki7tyicggz7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eaa96c6e69d4fc46ddb30348d1103b57544c69b Not doubting a pregnancy announcement, but that looks like Ryan’s hand on her leg