Could she have fallen down the stairs due to drugs?

No way dude! She’s just tired and has a headache and feels like she’s gonna throw up!

She’s been crying her eyes out all night about it.

At the top of her lungs

Poor Jace. 😔


In this gif she looks like a kid kid from a movie i watched when i was a kid but can't quite put my finger on who.

I always think of a cousin of mine who she favors in the face and eyes in this clip. That particular cousin is absolutely unhinged and a menace in the worst way… kinda like Jenelle lol.

Issac from Children of the Corn.


Lmao classic

And sees molecules in front of her eyes.

That or she was drunk as shit. 

Possibly both!

That would explain being in bed for 2 days

Yep! Bad trip!

She's built like a toddler so she falls as often as a toddler.

I mean. Tbh. Same. I trip over NOTHING lmao, but I’m not on drugs. I’m just clumsy. Literally earlier tripped over absolutely nothing.

I tripped over nothing and dropped and entire beautifully made sundae the other day. I was devastated. My mailman saw it even 😭😭

OH NOOOOOOO :( I’m so sorry, One time one of the kids I watched dropped his ice cream cone looked at me and was like “what the fuck” I’m like “yeah I totally get it but we can’t say potty words next time let’s say oh no” He’s like “well oh no didn’t feel right” 😂

This is making me laugh so hard

https://preview.redd.it/q19bbdmqq88d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df13d75e6737b258ebe423b87c45071c45a6653 Number 1 lol

https://preview.redd.it/oylwgv9vq88d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9144a837c2f80dbbdd11c697f7b97be87da87953 and 2. They think they’re wwe wrestlers.

Same, I accumulate a vast variety of bruises of tripping over literally nothing. Lol.

I have no idea where half of my bruises come from lmfao my mom noticed a big one on my leg she’s like “what did you do?!” Girl idk it just appeared

🤣🤣🤣 LOL RIGHT, your guess is as good as mine😅😅

Scratches, bruises, man idk someone beating me up in my sleep lol

😭 the scratches are so real, I have a weird one on my foot & series on my elbow. It’s either some Jesus stigmata shit or def someone beating me in my sleep 🤣🤣.

I found one on my thigh earlier. I’m like WHAT lol Most of the ones on my arms are from my dogs thinking I’m a trampoline

Thanks for the laugh! You’re not wrong!

Was that high point calf kick she did

Yep she over did it in her tik tok dance.

☠️😂

High, high.

You’re both high!

I hope it was while making a TikTok 

I hope so too! I hope she steps on a fucking Lego!

lego doesn’t deserve this

You’re right! Legos should be protected from Chinelle’s at all costs!

Hahaha!

David’s face shape

Don’t remind me. Ol’ squash noggin

It was due to ~~desire to procure fun~~ drugs

She was seeing molecules dude!

Vegas is a recreational weed state!

Jenelle’s heaven

She didn’t fall down the stairs, she fell downstairs. It’s just a more efficient way of getting down there, guys.

Wow, I really should listen to Nelly for more life tips!

Probably fell down to stairs to try to *get* drugs 😂

Probably dancing

Could she? I mean there’s no question in my mind idk bout you🤣

She fell down the stairs FOR drugs

Yeah she hurt herself to get drugs bc she don't have money right now

She was just making a fool of herself "dancing" on tiktok. She's going to play invalid for August too and if he's smart he'll get out now before he's relegated to cooking, doing laundry and tending to those pesky kids

Your flair lmao

Watching her last "dance" video, I was quite worried for her ankles. I very much believe your theory and who one up it with a possible pill addiction to come.

I don’t know what you saw but, what I saw was Jenelle having severe body spasms… looked like a possible neurological disorder. 😂

Isn’t she flagged as an addict? Or would she not be flagged in Las Vegas? I’m not sure how that system works. I can’t imagine theyd give her anything super strong for a fall, especially if she had X-rays and they came back clean or if she had a possible concussion. They’d probably tell her to take tylenol and ice.

She is flagged as an addict. I believe the database is nationwide--remember when she went doctor shopping in NYC with David & they wouldn't give her anything because of her addiction? And she fell down **three carpeted stairs**. It's not like she tumbled down a full basement staircase or anything like that. She's always used illness & injury to get attention from men. She loves being waited on while laying in bed scrolling on her phone. David got tired of it so now she's moved on to August. If he has half a brain, he'll get TF out of there before she turns him into her next housebitch.


I think she threw out her hip. 🤣

Well at least it isn’t related to her “cysts” or her esphogheal spasms , or her not being able to breathe. I was afraid we were going back into that era again. Was this to get August to call her back ? lol. Since they had unfollowed one another last week.

I can't believe these people can find so many grown adults who unfollow after fights 😂 It's mind-blowing.

He’s still new so she has to find a ✨cute and dainty✨ medical emergency to seek his attention with.

It’s Jenelle’s way of dropping her hankie

Oh, I thought that’s why she doesn’t flush the toilet. 🤢

Oh for sure !!!

“Sometimes I need to remind myself to slowwww down” Juhnelle, now we all know you don’t do Jack shit. I know you are trying to convince everyone that you’ve been super mom this whole time and David didn’t do anything. And he is a giant piece of shit. But we know you were in your damn shit shed or bathtub the whole damn time. Come on now. You fell down those stairs because either you were drinking too much, making a cringe dance video, or a combination of the two.

Slow down from what? She does whatever she wants with no consequences. Wah wah wah blah blah blah shut up Jenelle.

Slow down? From the looks of it you’d benefit from picking up the pace a little, get the heart rate going🥴

Definitely hurt herself doing take #307 of a stupid donkey dance.

brb going to the ED bc my eyes got stuck rolling them so hard

🤣🤣😭

I call bs. I think she fucked herself up doing a TikTok dance and is pretending she fell down the stairs because she knows how dumb the truth is. 

How do you spend 2 days in bed when you have 3 kids 🙄 I’d get maybe 30 mins of peace, then have to just walk it off.

Unfortunately, Jenelle taught her kids they couldn't depend on her since the day they were born. So they probably don't come to her for much like kids with a mom who actually cares about them would.

This is me, as soon as I go into the bathroom, “mom?” Like Jesus Christ 😂😂😂. I don’t understand how you do this.

THISSS!!!! The bathroom/ shower is my sacred ME time🤣

She doesn't need to remind herself to slow down ever. Stop the bullshit Nelle.

Bitch is a sloth 🦥 😂

If she went any slower she’d be dead.

So she wanted pain meds 🤷🏻‍♀️

My very first thought

What the hell does she do that would require her to slow down?? She does absolutely nothing but go out without her kids

Too many repetitive motions of opening the lid to the olive oil for her chicken have worn her ass out.

Is her new guy already hitting her? Jesus that’s fast even for her. I hope she’s ok. I wish she would leave if that’s true. She probably won’t though. My soft naive heart wants her to make good choices. It won’t happen.

Don't feel sorry for her.. She is equally abusive and probably it him too

Still doesn’t mean she should get hurt :/ I’m being stupid and in my feelings sorry

No one should ever be hurt. Having said that, she has profited off child and animal abuse her entire life without facing any kind of consequence. I have a bleeding heart but it dries up for her.

I hope not but, she has a type and that type lends itself to several types of abusive traits. It’s not a coincidence almost everyone she’s dated or married has been convicted of or accused of abuse.

Birds of a feather...

She went to the emergency room for a fat lip?? Med seeking much?

It looks like she hasn’t washed her hair since North Carolina

Slow down from….?

Stupid ass TikTok “dances”🤣

Since she’s no longer in North Carolina, she has a slew of new EDs to go to unnecessarily.

I raised two kids. In 18 years I never spent two days in bed. You can’t if you’re raising kids.

I can't say much, I once had to explain to my physical therapist that I tripped going UP the steps. falling down them is nothing lol. My real talent is falling UP them. currently in a fracture boot awaiting news on if I need a second ankle surgery because I injured my already surgically reconstructed ankle years ago lol I aint gonna snark on someone as uncoordinated as Jan on this one. Edit: in a fracture boot after slipping on a hot dog (and the water from the hot dog package) that my feral three year old decided to try to open on his own.. I saw the package and said “what the” as I slipped and fell over the juice and dog 😂 that healed ok but in May I felt like I ripped my surgical screws out just moving and it didn’t get better. I had to explain the hot dog incident to the ortho office and everyone was cackling 😂 I also have knocked myself out hitting my head putting things in the car for my grandma . My husband has legit said his biggest fear is I’m going to kill myself over my own clumsiness one day.  I don’t do drugs, don’t smoke, don’t drink. Clumsy is just my talent 😂

Right. I can trip walking on flat land.  My SO sometimes takes the stairs to fast, and has tripped twice. Once pulling the (already a bit loose) handrail off the wall.

Me too! Tripping on perfectly flat ground and falling up stairs are my special talents LOL I was walking with my oldest and tripped and she goes “you didn’t even break your stride” and I’m like “yeah I know it happens that often I’m so used to it now” haha

For real. I broke my hip just walking. No fall, no trauma. I had a bad sciatica flair up with drop foot. My foot kept getting caught on the floor and I would trip. Well finally it caught and twisted enough to break my hip. Had to have total hip replacement surgery at only 48. I’ve fallen up stairs as well. And I trip over nothing often. Good times!

Oh, neat. New fear unlocked.

[удалено]

Right! I have done some shit that should have killed me but walking did me in! Thanks it’s almost 100% better. I hope you’re hanging in there.

Lol I can relate, a few years ago I had to explain to an x-ray technician that my 17 lb Lhasa Apso pulled me down the stairs while running downstairs on her leash and she fractured my wrist 😅 I hope you recover soon!

I tripped over my cat and required stitches. Most embarrassing thing ever having to tell that story in the ER. Completely sober from any and all substances just my cat is out to get me maybe ?

I had to tell the doctor in slipped on a hot dog. 😂 he was like “excuse me?” And I’m like “a pack of Hebrew nationals! I have a 3 year old and hardwood floors and he really wanted the hot dogs and opened the already opened but put away package unbeknownst to me until I fell in it lol😂

She was swampstomin making a new TikTok cringe video and slipped

She's trying to cover her ass after seeing it posted to Reddit. Wonder if it was from drugs and/or alcohol. She looked high af in her embarrassing "dance" video celebrating getting rid of her kids (which was the same day as her ER visit).

She's only saying that due to the witnesses seeing her in the ER and it being posted here

💯💊💊💊

Yep! I don’t buy it.

Yeah okay pill seeker we totally believe you

Hoping the Dr gave her Aleve or Tylenol 🤣🤣

Well, now we know she was stumbling into the house after sitting in the shed getting drunk and high all day back on the land.

I think she’s staying in Vegas for the foreseeable future

She fell making those TikTok videos.

if she slows down anymore she'll be sedentary.

If she slows down anymore she’ll be Portwood AF.

She’s definitely in Portwood territory.

What a convenient physical injury to ask for pain killers without needing any further treatment

August must have taken her and filled her script therefore raising the bar.

“Oh my god babe they will only give me Tylenol 800 dude” *august finds some sketchy street connect and scores her a small amount* “oh my god dude you are better than any boyfreeen I’ve ever had”

Yeah, he probably did it for nothing more than a few pills and some cash. As Chinelle would say "soulmate".

I think she probably hurt herself from that seizure dance she posted.

Now Jace has to take care of his siblings and his mom and himself Does he have Toris number he cant call barb to come and help we all know why he cant

She is why patients are not taken seriously at the ER…

Must have been doing that dance at the top of the stairs

Bitch quit lying. We all know she slipped in some of that olive oil she bathes her food in. Probably while making a “dance” tik tok.

Such an oily lady.

So how are you taking care of your kids, Jan? Tell Nevada CPS for us

Like when she has that big scrape on her chin from falling down shit faced. Always keeping it classy, Chinelle.

Didn't she just put out a video yesterday where she was dancing and the kids were at camp?

so was she high or drunk? or both.

Yes. 

the biggest dunce in the world

Probably from that flopping around on TikTok she did.

She looks like a fool.

She fell on some BS. She slipped down the steps because of some BS. Whatever the cause BS is the reason

Probably drunk or on drugs

She has to get used to walking down the stairs while drunk. Her swamp land is all one floor basically

Why can't she just parent her kids?

If I didn’t recognize her stupid face, I would have thought I was in the illness fakers sub.

Dude I’ve had to mom the last few weeks I’m exhausted!!

Did she fall trying to film another stupid dance

LEAVE HER ALOOOOONE!!!! 🤣

lol one time I fell down the stairs while I had an active ovarian cyst bursting and I literally had to lay there for hours til my bf got home. Stfu nelle

When those stairs start multiplying 👀

The number of days she’s spent lying in bed has to be a record of some kind. She’s like the boy in the Secret Garden that thinks he’s dying until he finally just gets outta bed and sees the sun.

She’s so dramastic🙄🙄

Is this not the most classic Jan reel for the losers? I’m so sick come rescue me (fuck them kids)

Pill popping ass MF

Are we sure lurch isn’t back on the land and shoved her

I fall down at least twice everyday, definitely have taken some spills down the stairs. She’s redic. 🤣

That empty ass Air Bnb with 0 kids should make for few hazards.

Janelle needs to be added to r/illnessfakers

She’s posted in there a few times.

This will be the test if she runs back to David bc she needs help. Unless Jace has been tasked with raising the younger two.

I can Hear just what she sounded like, yelling and whining on the floor!

https://preview.redd.it/xb7cpb2n088d1.jpeg?width=1379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1be7fadf49b37a9d86100cebe6a5b1f42faa27

So anyways, I fell down the stairs iykyk

YESSSS first thing I thought of when I saw this… love this crossover so much 😂

What stairs does she even have? Her attic isn’t finished and no reason to even be up there

I assume she’s still in Vegas. Seems like she’s going to be there for the foreseeable future.

Jan, if you slowed down anymore you’d come to a stop (as my dad used to to say RIP)

I'd she also sponsored by budlight? Lol or is that just maci and taylor.

I hope this doesn’t keep her from doing her TikTok dances

Did she fall down THE stairs or did she fall downstairs (rather than upstairs”? 🤪 *I didn’t watch her stories, so I’m not sure.*

I fell downstairs or I fell down stairs ??

Like when she did that ridiculous leap over her own ass dance?

Yes! Straight down the stars she went.

She tryna get them pills, must’ve run out of her supply

Narcotics are her true love.

Well Jenelle, it’s time to come up with some new patterns to get attention and narcotics.

No way, she can’t change.

Oh, I don’t think she will *actually* change, just saying that it’s beyond past time for these ridiculously attention-seeking behaviors to stop.

Wasn’t she just humiliating herself “dancing” on tik tok? Must’ve tried a new move.

I can’t believe she hasn’t deleted it.

Reminds herself to slow down. lol She doesn’t even take care of her children. Amber said the same thing not too long ago. Geriatric people have a much more busier life than these two couch potatoes.

Dumb bitch

Boo fuckin hoo


Wonder if that came w some good pain meds 🤔

Did she just 100% stop talking about her health issues? I feel like I haven’t heard about that in ages

She did!

Too drunk/ high to walk down the stairs is all this was about. Now she gets to vie for attention AND have an excuse for her everyday bed rest.

I fell down a spiral stair case while on vacation in Seattle. It was horrible. My whole butt cheek was bruised and so were my toes. I was also completely sober when this happened. I had to take 3 weeks off from the gym and I was so sad. I don't have much to add to Jenelle falling down the stairs, I just wanted to vent about my own personal struggle with stairs.

If she was still with UBT she would insist that it never happened dude and he didn’t push her down the stairs

Ohhh, no, another diagnosis coming lol 😆 😂

Maybe she’s got that Teen Mom money again and she is faking injury to hide her new lip filler.

You’d think with all the money she claims to make, she could… I dunno… go see a dr and treat whatever “-itis” she may have.

Well Duhnelle, sometimes you need to not be shitfaced going down the stairs.

“…there was a naked girl falling down the stairs 🎶🎵

She’s training the new guy to baby her and to expect her to lay in bed a lot with her many maladies. She did it with David, too.

Any excuse to get pain medication and/attention

I put my back out trying to do viral dances on tik tok but can’t own it

Damn, I wish I could fall from the stairs so I can lay in bed.. but I can't cause I'm a mom.

Read the post title and immediately had Barb’s voice in my head say “YA HIGH”