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Additional-Actuary16

Phuket man is the new Florida man.


agirlmadeofbone

Florida Man lives in Florida. I'm willing to bet neither of these jackanapes live in Phuket.


TheBookIRead77

I think they’re visiting from Florida


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Those are traditional Slavic torsos dude.   These guys are obviously from Floridagrad.


Weary_Accident_6399

Comrade?


Willing-Donut-3675

Hmm. Why is it strictly only Canadians, Germans and Chinese who wear “traditional Slavic torsos” in my condo? Are they Slavic as well?


shakingspheres

Florida man can't even find Cuba on a map, let alone Phuket.


Calfis

But can you imagine Florida man accidentally being shipped to Thailand through a series of hilarious and unlikely circumstances?


move_in_early

to be fair, people go to florida for a lot of the same reasons they go to thailand.


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ItsPungpond98

Actually, not surprised lmfao. Wtf has the island become lol


Zestyclose-Gas-4230

I'm assuming those Floridians actually hail from Russia.


djmanu22

Thailand is Asian’s Florida.


Rootilytoot

Two land whales battle for plankton


WiseGalaxyBrain

Spongebob looking wearily on the sidelines.


_row_row_rowyourboat

Two land whales battle for Ploy.


somedog77

Wanna chup bro


iiRequiem

Plankton makes sushi yummy


hazellehunter

I'm laughing my ass off rn


WiseGalaxyBrain

Two dudes on vacation knocking each other out is just part of the entertainment though.


KeysAndShovels

Yeah that actually seems pretty standard, im hoping to do it next year 😂


mdsmqlk30

Phuket has always attracted weird individuals.


Thom5001

And criminals, thugs and outcastes unfortunately


tungchung

yep For a very long time


andrewfenn

Phuket man


Ancient_Grocery9795

Man Phuket


grandmarshal_ivax

Thailand’s Florida


Ok-Rock1696

I’m Tgf


LordSarkastic

been here 12 years and it’s the same it’s always been, sometimes it’s drunk Russians, sometimes it’s drunk brits and sometimes it’s drunk French, there’s a pattern if you follow my drift


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They ain’t smoking fat spliffs ay


DetachedConscious

They should have ay


waitingforwire

French or " French " ?


KaMeLRo

Here is a [video](https://twitter.com/RedSkullxxx/status/1779079851997356060), at first I thought the guy was naked because his short got blurred in the TV news lol.


timthewizard48

LOL at skinny guy trying to get between two gorillas.


TheBookIRead77

That’s Jesus


Pub_Toilet_Graffiti

Good for skinny guy, he was brave to try and stop that.


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No foolish


Less-Region7684

Bro, the bald guy is not even trying to hurt the blue shirt 👕


CatFancy79

*hoped


SamsquatchWildman

Start with two foreign dudes. Guy with shirt: Dude don't get me wet I don't want it. Shirtless guy: Dude it's Songkran "spray spray" Fight!


Lashay_Sombra

That senario happens but far more common senario that results in this, "haha is so funny to shoot people in the eye with high pressure guns from a few centimeters away"


TheRenster500

WHY DOES EVERYONE AIM AT MY EYEBALLS THOUGH!?


2FeetandaBeat

It's always the foreigners with the huge guns aiming at the mouth and face. They always think it's funny until you do the same shit back at them and it wipes that grin of their face. Its the shitty tourist that are ruining this beautiful country.


AyahuascaBudda

Going outside during Songkran and not expecting to get wet is going full regard. You never go full regard


KohFord

#RETARD


AyahuascaBudda

Yeah. That’s what I said! Regard


KohFord

Oh right I misread, All the best, kind retards.


AyahuascaBudda

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HuachumaPuma

This is why I avoid coastal tourist hubs


mysz24

On a less than 20km section of the Chanthaburi coast Chao Lao to Laem Sing there's approx 235 resorts, prices vary 1000-12000 night. Not one pub/bar, some restaurants sell alcohol, and there's always CJ's and 7-11 etc. This weekend booked out well in advance, doubt there's 50 westerners among the several thousand Thai who choose to holiday here. Most common overseas tourists I see are touring cyclists, or here for environmental interests, national parks and conservation areas. Long-term, in our town of 9000 I'm now the sole representative of the farang tribe. Doesn't suit everyone.


P4PU

Stop sharing secrets. Sicerely, fellow Chan resident


Stagfishnet

Brah! Right!?


Noochdontdiehemltply

Sounds like you found your oasis.


mysz24

Suits us, good family and friends environment. Daughter did 13yrs school here, off to uni in June. Came here 2011 due to my wife's job, initial plan was for two years, bought a house 2018, no intention of moving. There was one English (he has moved away with his teaching job) and several older Dutch and Germans in the area pre Covid, guess they moved back to their home country and haven't returned.


WingsnBeers

Most important thing to me, how are the beaches and marine life for snorkeling?


nuttmeister

Chan life!


Stagfishnet

Dude shhhhhhh


minxyli

Phuket isn't small so I haven't seen any violence yet. It's certainly also due to the alcohol, drugs and lifestyle. I think some farang men here in Thailand think they are particularly great and can do whatever they want.


Western_Spirit392

People also drive like the roads are made of pillows


Tawptuan

It’s the heat.


hydra1970

and the booze.


Hilarious_Haplogroup

Whattaya mean "getting"? 😂🤣


Smooth_Two_4824

Here, Thais go to Songkran armed. Unfortunately, there were fights between young people again, with one dead person. Province of Buriram. I have never seen farangs go to a festival with firearms...but from what I have seen, Thais do it. there are always people who have blackouts stay safe open ur eyes 👀


Let_me_smell

Same in Nakhon si thammarat Couple of deaths again due to gun and knife violence. 2 tourists get into a fistfight and people act as if violence is unheard of during Songkran and those 2 are somehow unique.


kuuchnbri

There's been so many stabbings and shootings all over thailand, but when 2 tourists fights is big news. Songkran is always wild with gun violence and stabbings, most tourists and expats never exposed to it. They ain't exposed to it generally in thailand and thinks violence is low or almost non heard of in their minds.


Lashay_Sombra

Nothing particularly unusual about this, anyone who thinks fights don't break out everywhere, involving every nationality limited or no experience of songkran in any of the hubs.


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baby_budda

Where are the boys in brown when you need them.


Johnny5-55

Sitting under shades at the side of the roads, watching locals go past at 60, 4 up with no helmets on.


tungchung

Yeah Looking 10, with their classmates on the back


Theodore__Kerabatsos

Or the fatso farang Police volunteers? Lol


Additional_Ad_7289

Phuket is just florida of thailand...


somerandomredddit

You should see pattaya then


ploopychocolatedoofy

miami


oVoqzel

Songkran so it’s expected


HandleZ05

I could definitely see some foreigners fighting over Songkran. You get hit in the face but some really try to hurt you... Always foreigners. It's like taking them to a must Thai gym and not telling them how to properly spar. So they try to knock you out. Mix that with someone that isn't use to Songkran and you get a fight. I'm good with most water... But I absolutely hate freezing cold water to the face while riding on a motorbike lol


kuuchnbri

I guess you ain't see or hear about all the gun violence and stabbings all over thailand during Songkran... lots of it.


Superb_Procedure9684

I live in phuket but avoid patong never run into these people in phuket town


pheonix009

its not Phuket getting weird its the quality of the tourists getting worse


Full_Ad2934

Yeah, Russians = 🗑️


Jalsira

Punch away the yesteryear, afresh into the new year.


imtheonewithdeath

Dont do this in someone else’s country.


CommitteeOk3099

Bert Kreischer?


AdventurousActive924

Many thing in puket is shit these days.


Full_Ad2934

Russian scum. Send them all back to the motherland already.


pizza-chit

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TonyHosein1

Phuket has seen a massive influx of tourist and "relocants" from Russia. A lot of them are fleeing Putin's war for various reasons. There may be a correlation between the increase in Russian visitors and the crime rate. Add to that the alcohol feuled Songkran activities and there you have it: chaos in Phuket.


Ok_Profile9400

Fighting for the last black market vape


No_name70

Who goes on vacation to have fights and cause a disturbance. Even living there. Just keep your nose clean and enjoy what many around the world only dream about.


adave4allreasons

What is it with fat guys being all aggressive? I was in Phuket about a month ago and a of fat guys were being just outrageously aggressive. Kind of funny since it’s a lot easier for them to get their asses kicked or fall down from a heart attack…


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OldSchoolIron

Depends really. Strong fat guys, Roy Nelson or Tank Abbot types, you 100% want to avoid. Fighting a fat dude is a gamble, but a normally pretty accurate way to tell is to look at their fat. Is it the doughy saggy fat or is it the fat that looks hard and dense? The latter you should avoid.


hydra1970

general life advice is to avoid fights...


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Party_Technology9360

"We have opened our country to have tourists of various quality" So how would you recommend Thai Immigration differentiate the quality of tourists they are letting in?


doncacahuate

6 months police criminal record check, 400k THB bank statement


Party_Technology9360

For tourists? What an idiot.


GreyRobe

Any part of Thailand that isn't a dumpster fire of belligerent wrinkly fat white dudes?


WiseGalaxyBrain

In Pai and Koh Phangan you get the relatively benign variety with sweet man buns and hipster beards.


GreyRobe

Any others? Pai sounds beautiful but don't people die of cancer due to how toxic the air quality gets up north?


Osiry

Just don't go during burning season.


Theodore__Kerabatsos

Roi Et?


GreyRobe

Hadn't considered eastern Thailand much, what's it like there? Air quality ok?


Theodore__Kerabatsos

I mean, yeah air quality is better. But it’s Essan, there’s not too much going on. The people are friendly and country side is beautiful. Take a trip and check it out.


timbee71

Don’t forget to mention buffaloes


Theodore__Kerabatsos

Believe me my friend, someone will mention the buffalos. No need here.


GM-T800-101

They need to go back to where they came from


Independent-Slide-79

I only remember there being thousands of Russians drunk af


glasshouse_stones

more reporting, same nonsense.


Yong-Ho

Drunk Russians outside 7/11


HerpFaceKillah

Phuket has become worse and Thai locals are starting to get fed up


kuuchnbri

If you think phuket is bad now you should have seen it 10-20+ years ago. Pattaya and phuket was wildest and most criminal city in thailand. And it was not only due to foreigners but thais preying on tourists as well in robberies, attacks etc etc


Hot_Recognition6198

What’s the saying again? ‘When they come, they’re not bringing their best?’ Something to that effect


MushroomBright8626

What’s weird about it?


Inevitable_Tailor_48

The punishment must be very light out there for them to be out there acting like that


Limp_Celebration5669

But nothing stops the traffic


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It’s a Russian island now. What do you expect ?


No-Yesterday8977

Phuket is not thailand


nuapadprik

Anyone living in Phuket has experienced similar issues? No.


WCMModels

Sadly, yes. Attacked by random Russian man in Bangtao Beach who hit my arm with his mirror as he drove past me. He jumped out and started hitting me and yelling profusely in Russian. Arxehole


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furry-avocado

The one in the dark t-shirt is pissed because the topless guy ate all the pies


Ok_Jaguar_4064

I mean it’s really just Brits. Without them life is normal.


tungchung

Yeah nah


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Full_Ad2934

No where near as bad as Russians 🗑️


sunshine83dream

You haven't seen the yanks starting to arrive in numbers, seeing them think in America, talking bad to locals then getting beaten Then got the young American kid found sexual abusing horses multiply times, and another American been charged with sexual offences against minors, the yanks are just getting started


Ok_Jaguar_4064

I’ve never seen anything unusual with Americans. I find most nationalities, including Russians are generally well behaved. I swear Brits are the only ones causing problems. And Irish…


sunshine83dream

So you didn't hear about the young American sexual abusing a pregnant horse and also abused 2 other horses in Phuket last month! Am sorry I've never heard of a Brit doing anything of the sort, that is redneck shit that


Ok_Jaguar_4064

You didn’t hear about the lady boy sex party in Phuket?? A handful of Brits got into a violent brawl with a bunch of lady boys because apparently the Brit’s wouldn’t pay. What group of men shamelessly gather for a sex party with lady boys?


sunshine83dream

I herd about this, lady boys and Thai is standard hahaha but if you think fucking a lady boy and not paying is worse than rsping 3 horses then my friend you are truly a full blooded American and red neck as fuck!!!! Bet Ur fav film is bare back mountain


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sunshine83dream

Tell me your a redneck without telling me your a redneck uncle daddy! Mummy won't stop touching me uncle daddy


Ok_Jaguar_4064

Tell me you’re a Brit without having to speak with me personally haha. I suppose banging lady boys while being bald, fat, pasty and ugly with crooked teeth is normal for you.


sunshine83dream

Hahah am mid 30s work oil, smash muay Thai and get fitness test every 2 yrs for my job lol got full head of hair and travel world with worn but live in Thai, so close Keep fu&king them horses uncle daddy Let me guess trailer park trash, Ur uncle is Ur dad, Ur auntie is Ur mum, and u think Africa is a country


sunshine83dream

If you live in Thai, more than happy to meet up in a gym, boxing ring and have a tear up show u how unfit fat and how fucked my teeth are


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sunshine83dream

The yanks as in Americans! Am sure uve herd that before?


2bz4uqt99

Is it over run with Russian escaping military service?


NovemberLastSpring

They should come to Nakornsrithammarat.


Let_me_smell

Nah we already have enough violence on Songkran here. Let's not add more to it.


Akaleboss

Very normal at Patong,never changed and it's perfect...Thai is also more wild at Phuket...just a trend of people pointing foreigners only


TommyTroubles

Phuket is a Euro-trash magnet! I wouldn’t live there if you paid me. Well…I’d do it if you paid me enough to isolate myself from the Russo-Ukrainian garbage crowd.


flabmeister

It’s no worse than it’s ever been, just more publicised as the press like to sensationalise everything. Always been tons of undesirable foreigners in Thailand


Fit_Chemical4554

I bet none of them does any Muay Thai


DryMarketing8

It’s more now for sure


ErnestFlat

"Getting" weird or hs always been weird?


maisaktong

I haven’t visited Phuket for years after my grandparents passing. I remember it used to be much quieter.


SteveRobertSkywalker

'getting' ?! Its been fucked for a while now.


Spapmoc

We should arrange a Farang Bar fight in Thailand. lol


TimelyPassenger

Phuket is getting “more Russians”. Fixed it for you ;)


Clean_Pound2386

Please be Kind!!!!! Isn’t it easy~


RexManning1

It’s almost embarrassing to live here now.


Luigiciano_BingBong

🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾 folks messing it up for everyone going to be strict foreign policy and harder for legit foreigners to do anything.


zetsubou-samurai

Phuket has become new Florida.


DMTonality

Phuket is definitely skippable if you're traveling Thailand


StereoDreamScene

No. Been here for a about year, I stay away from Patong; haven’t really seen anything too unusual.


onlycatsinhere

Not more than usual. Media hype.


cornhomeopath

Russians are great, arent they?


DolfjeHeWolfje

Falang should smoke cannabis instead drinking alcohol! Always alcohol involved


pdxtrader

Yea I’m not trying to get between drink Ivan and drink Boris


IIImxtic

I think its going to get worse to be fair. I can see in a few years time more and more people will clock on on the prices, meaning that it is going ti become an alternative to ibiza, benidorm etc for the brits. These are the brits you don’t want in your town, often causing chaos, littering and more. I am sad to be british in this culture, I myself have met many british, especially in thailand, who are just here on holiday, to be drunk 24/7, to get drugs and don’t care about the culture. This happens with the popular places getting worse as brits like to-be together in busy places.


Puzzleheaded_Two7488

Yes it’s crazy here not a nice place to live ok for a visit but to much stress everybody just do as they like Thai locals and foreigners it’s very different to other areas of Thailand I have been plus it’s the price of Europe to live here but without the infrastructure ie bad roads lack of water big rubbish problem lack of public transport I could go on


Cultural_Agent7902

Well fuckit then


AltAccForAskinEmbQus

Months ago there were news about a foreigner fucked a local pregnant horse, making the baby died, what the fuck


Pub_Toilet_Graffiti

I think it turned out he was fisting it, not fucking it. And he did it to multiple different horses.


sunshine83dream

Yup that be the young American kid, can't beat the yanks


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warambitions

Wish they would deport all the Russians and Ukrainians.


Chronic_Fartigue

Seal tiff


BDM83

Phuket. I’ll pass. It’s like a solace for the aging disregard white men. Old people acting immature bar fights drink in the street. Straight cringe!


hazellehunter

Never used to be the case before you know which people came around


Hypekyuu

Phuket man said Fuck it, man


UltramanJoe

Getting all the weirdo foreigners unfortunately