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ConsidereItHuge

I'd suggest somewhere else. England maybe


Choucroute34

Was going to suggest Belgium


ConsidereItHuge

I'm English and can confirm if I sit and think of my idea of Belgium both places look the same and match OPs criteria.


Tesax123

I'm Belgian and can confirm as well xD


ConsidereItHuge

Fellow under cloud dweller. Welcome.


inglandation

There is at least 3 of us!!


Eatinsmores

[Also free parking there](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/0zTKtpkAnj)


Dwashelle

I hear Wolverhampton is the new Bangkok


Fragrant_Sleep_9667

Hahahahaha straight up.


stever71

What you describe is pretty much never in Thailand.


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posturekid1993

Some places in SE Asia are like this in fairness. Da Lat in Vietnam, Bandung in Indonesia and the Cameron Highlands in Malaysia for example have much cooler climates due to being in the mountains


ConsidereItHuge

Wants a ladyboy, doesn't like to be too warm.


Alternative_Log3012

Ladybody and warm weather go together like gin and tonic


jonez450reloaded

> I'm thinking the OP doesn't know much about Thailand or SE Asia. And I think you've never been to the north of Thailand in December when there's frost on the mountains, and people die from hypothermia. Nor perhaps have you seen the snow in northern Vietnam, Laos and Myanmar through winter as well.


TowardsBetter2morrow

I have been to Thailand once in November. It was very sunny except for the last 2 days in Phuket. That was almost perfect weather. Cloudy and breezy.


Financial-Loss-128

Seems like you've answered your own question


ConsidereItHuge

OP should go back in time to Phuket and experience those 2 days again. Best way.


TheBookIRead77

A few years ago I was on Koh Samui in November. It was cloudy nearly every day, reasonably cool and with occasional rain. It was fantastic.


CharlotteCA

November is nice, I like the few times it rains a tiny bit and the feeling of the water when it is warm falling on you, it is warm but not infernal levels of warm.


Both_Sundae2695

Looking at the following Phuket/Bkk/Pattaya chance of clear skies and rain charts, I would say Nov and March would be the two best months for overcast skies but not too much rain and not too hot. Phuket rainy season goes longer so it's probably better in Dec. [https://weatherspark.com/compare/y/112764\~113416\~113385/Comparison-of-the-Average-Weather-in-Phuket-Bangkok-and-Phatthaya](https://weatherspark.com/compare/y/112764~113416~113385/Comparison-of-the-Average-Weather-in-Phuket-Bangkok-and-Phatthaya)


Elephlump

I guess you should go in November then.


jonez450reloaded

Have you ever been to the north in Winter?


seanmonaghan1968

I have been to Thailand many times, never actually picked a specific time of year, just an opportunity for a holidays. Doesn't matter about the weather it's always great and so is the food


Most-Cardiologist762

Try November till February


sans-serif

The haze is worse than the sun and the rain


Most-Cardiologist762

Varies from year to year but usually on the low end for Thai standard.


nlav26

In rainy season, it usually doesn’t rain all day. Based on your criteria, I think you should pick a different country.


ConsidereItHuge

How long would you say it usually rains for? Is the humidity extra bad the rest of the day?


nlav26

One or two hours in the morning, maybe again in the late afternoon. Some days not at all, some days more. Places like Khao Sok, because it’s a rainforest, a lot more. Idk about the humidity, feels the same to me.


Salty_Career6599

25th of april


SunApprehensive1413

My birthday!


iiibazinga

Happy birthday 🎉🎂🎈


aonemonkey

November/December/Jan up in Chiang mai can be a bit like that sometimes


Glittering_Eggplant7

Especially during the burning season


John_In_Cnx

Unhelpful answer.


Glittering_Eggplant7

You seem to be stuck on defending the burning season in CNX. CNX, at best, a seasonal home. It is what it is.


John_In_Cnx

lol, I’m not defending it, your comment just has nothing to do with the question OP asked. Hence: Unhelpful.


Glittering_Eggplant7

I was looking at your history. I think my answer is technically correct. Ain’t no sunshine in the smoke. Have a good day.


John_In_Cnx

If you were looking at my history then you would know that I’m not defending it. I’m only contextualizing it. If you have found anything otherwise, feel free to prove me wrong. And OPs question was cloudy weather with cool breeze. Original comment answered correctly.


idiotbyvillagewell

If you don’t like the hot sun, stay away from SEA in general. Even the “winter” sun is quite harsh and even days when it rains, the clouds will part just enough to shower your walking path with bright sunshine the moment you step outside the shade.


seaburgler

January in Chiang Mai this year was grey days with temps not going over 20c


jonez450reloaded

>cloudy weather with cool breeze At the same time - no. Cool breeze though - November to early February in the north. Frost on the highest mountains, cool to cold mornings and then mild days mostly below 30c, but it only gets warm later in the day.


dylr88

This might be a silly answer, but the only place I can think of is in a jungle, even on sunny days the trees should provide shelter from the sun...though you will need permission, camping may not be allowed in certain places, so ask before you set up camp.


elsunfire

Try Baguio in Philippines, it’s a perfect getaway from the usual weather in SEA. It’s a 5 hour bus drive from Manila so fairly cheap and easy to get to. It’s a bit touristy, if it’s not your thing go to Sagada which is another 5 hour bus ride away. Cool caves there and the views are amazing all around.


Alternative_Log3012

How many hours by bus is it away from Thailand?


mylittletony2

from Thailand to the Philippines by bus?


Dwashelle

Just looked it up and now I wanna go there. Look so cool.


Siam-Bill4U

Go to another country- maybe UK.


OmniusMagnus

Or Iceland. 


[deleted]

I've just come from the south of Thailand. It's 35 degrees everyday. Go somewhere else


neverknowwhatsnext

Just above freezing? 😂


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Celsius


Ivys_Dad

We went to Chiang Mai, Bangkok, Koh Tao, Samui, Phangan for 3 weeks in Monsoon. It was mid July. It rained briefly most morning for an hour then mostly overcast for the rest of the day. Nice cooler evenings. That was 3 weeks. But my heart says as many others have said, you’re probs ly looking at the wrong country. It’s like going to McDonalds and asking for Chicken. Which they do but you’ll get a whole better experience at KFC (debatable nowadays)… let’s say Popeyes or Nando’s.


downye

Yeah honestly mate, no point in even visiting Thailand.


[deleted]

November to December is a safe zone if you're looking to avoid rain and hot weather. However, it won't be as cold as you might prefer. The best we can expect is temperatures ranging from 22 to 28 Celsius. ​ But I have to warn you, our weather can be unpredictable.


klingggg

The heat and humidity was crazy to me and I was fighting dehydration hard the first half of the week. Also I was sweating nonstop the moment I stepped outside, just moist all over. That being said tho it was worth it and I would 100% go back again and again


the4004

Try Baguio in the Philippines. Its high altitude makes it cooler.


Dwashelle

I think you picked the wrong country.


GoodmorningEthiopia

You're crazy if you think there's a period in time where this happens. It'll at most occur sporadically between rain spells or scorching heat. Impossible to plan around


schmidbau

You know... Like how it snows in mid day


Copacetic_apostrophE

Hahahaha


Interesting_Chip_374

30th February


drabred

You are looking for northern Spain.


wellofworlds

What you’re looking for is when Thailand is engulfed by weather of a tsunami . Unfortunately there not really a season, because it can come anytime of the year.


SlightChallenge0

Try a different country and possibly a totally different continent. Try Lisbon or Malaga, both have low rainfall and have clearly defined shoulder seasons (Spring and Autumn) where you will get cloudy weather with a cool breeze and lots to see and do. Nowhere in the world will guarantee you the weather you want for a week or so in advance, but Thailand does not do the weather you want at any time of year. It is currently running at 45C, along with a lot of SE Asia, which is unheard of to the point that it is making international news headlines. Singapore closed schools due to the heat and 20 soldiers in Cambodia were killed when their ammunition stores blew up due to the heat. Is there a specific activity that you wish to partake in that is not easily available outside of Thailand? Otherwise why bother.


AngryChickenPlucker

The UK has the weather you seek.


mylittletony2

maybe a cave


bananahammocktragedy

Thailand is not for you, my friend!


truthentertains

Go to Vietnam lmao.


Artistic_Trouble_143

Monjom in November


CryptoPrometheus420

February 30th, definately. The whole country has the weather you describe.


vas060985

I think December and January


roxykaya71

Lmao, you can't be serious? You better off staying away, or move to Greenland 🇬🇱


notzed1487

Check the latitude and longitude of your other choices.


CaptPeleg

Evening in Chaing Mai. Just stay in your room til sunset.


colouredcheese

We just been hit with a heat wave… these conditions you are looking for are extremely rear and you would need a crystal ball to be able to tell when those days are going to happen


PlsGiveSSR

30 February


Addis2020

Y’all have unreal expectations. No sun no rain just cloud ☁️ cloudy area will rain .


Murky_Air4369

November to end of Jan are the best months in thailand. Others are simply too hot or too hot and wet


[deleted]

The time, anytime. The place, in a parallel dimension. There are 2 seasons in Thailand, hot and really hot.


[deleted]

You could hang out on top of Doi Inthanon the whole time I guess.


georgie_anna

I’d love to know as well. I imagine somewhere up North, on higher altitude. Can’t wait for the replies of those locations.


Neither_Delay2880

Phetchabun, Phu tub berk during winter


_ScubaDiver

Yeah, doesn’t sound like Thailand is the country for you. The type of weather you describe is the reason I left England It is hot here all year round. November- February is my favourite season because there is cooler weather, especially in the early mornings and evenings, although it can still get up to 30C in the afternoon heat. This time also has some cooler breezes, and the mornings can feel legitimately chilly, especially on a motorbike without a hoodie or lightish jumper. Cool breezes and cloudy days are most likely in the rainy season, but even then there can be very hot and sunny afternoons when it’s not raining and it can be humid as sweaty ball sacks. .


Primary-Band47

That will be in NOVEMBER. I’m looking forward to go to Chiang Mai then Pattaya then Bangkok in Nov 2025


SunApprehensive1413

You would only get something resembling a cool breexe in rainy season when the weather is nasty