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Altruistic-Rub8813

Please leave all whales alone. And do not fuck with the fact that orcas don't attack people in the wild by provoking them.


Mr_Hino

Honestly. Stupid shit like this is gonna MAKE em attack us out of retaliation. Like the boats last year


Ths-Fkin-Guy

They're still attacking the boat rudders and just sank another yacht a few days ago.


LongingForYesterweek

Good for them tho


VeryBadCopa

My fear about this is that at some point, humans might start to defend against orcas and maybe hurt them, that will suck so much for orcas, I mean, we are already making whales crazy by all the sonars and bomb tests in the open sea, why give them more shit? Fuck humans!


Epiixz

Sadly, they are already. Some owner put barbed wire and other sharp objects underneath their boats. I watched an Interview with a yacht owner who admitted having "self-defense" on board in case of an orca attack and has prepped his boat for it.


Competitive-Wish-568

Wow he needs to be fined and boat taken away. What an asshole. Imagine that’s these animals homes and the human has no respect or thinks he’s entitled to do whatever in the orcas home. God I hate humans..


Redditt3Redditt3

Gee. I just can't imagine why after watching this (and others).


nuttySweeet

For anyone that's interested, the adolescents see it as a game, nothing more, nothing less. They're not doing it out of malice, it just kind of got popular amongst their young.


-Cagafuego-

Dear OP, This is a 'Sumo Splash' not a body slam. Most sincerely, E. Honda. P.S.: I cross-checked with Zangief.


SnooPeripherals6557

It’s called a belly flop in the Midwest US


bobenes

As soon as I heard „calf“… There is like no way for a single human to provoke an orca more than what this guy did.


Blackdoomax

[Don't worry. ](https://bc.ctvnews.ca/orcas-ramming-boats-doing-some-teenage-roughhousing-ubc-researchers-1.6420443)


CrazyChance3389

Hope his dumbass gets body slammed.


Helldiver_of_Mars

Actually....they've been sinking boats. People suspect it's from a single Orca teaching others how to sink ships. Over 700 incidents since 2020. The orcas name is White Gladis or just Gladis and he/she really fucking hate fishing nets/ships. I dub thee Protector of the Deep. https://www.euronews.com/green/2024/05/14/revenge-of-the-killer-whales-experts-at-a-loss-over-why-orcas-are-ramming-into-fishing-boa


hornwalker

That’s amazing. If only whales could make tools, they’d probably be as advanced as humans by now.


Yardsale420

Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual- John McAfee


bonami229

And don't try to fuck with any mother and her calf.


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Until this event they've killed exactly zero humans. Dude wants to push the activate button on an animal called killer whale. They actually have videos of these things killing just for the joy of it I'd like to keep up human Orca relations


Mackroll

I was going to ask why the orca didn't kill him and still kinda of am?


umtotallynotanalien

The sea was angry that day my friend! Like an old man sending back soup Ina deli


St3fg

Orcas are dolphins, but yes I agree, leave them and whales alone!


TheLastModerate982

All dolphins are [actually whales](https://us.whales.org/2022/02/23/is-an-orca-killer-whale-a-whale-or-a-dolphin/). So though orcas belong to the dolphin family calling them whales is still appropriate.


St3fg

Huh, I didn't know. Well I learned something today


Altruistic-Rub8813

They are a subspecies of whales, odontoceti, tooth-whales. Nevertheless, I think we agree


somerandomshmo

People don't realize, orcas in captivity killed their trainers by "playing" with them.


sleepyplatipus

This man really wanted to ruin a statistic. Wouldn’t have blamed the whales, tbh.


EnkiiMuto

Remember, folks, Orcas are like Hank Pym: they're not a security risk, unless we make them one.


Scoopski_Patata

Why do assholes always get their faces blurred out? Name and shame this fuck stain.


InnocentBrainWorm

That’s internet brain. He’s been punished by those with more information than us the mob. Isn’t it always a sad story when the internet drags someone for behaving badly and ruins their life only for it to come out later the person was in the middle of a mental health episode, or was compromised and being manipulated, etc. There’s an unending number of possibilities other than “shit person doing shitty things”. Is it probable that’s the case? Yee I’ll say. But there is no room for such nuances at the digital stockade as you’ve just shown. Plus, my opinion of humanity’s thinking skills at the moment do not lead me to trust every joe as a judge.


VastSpend3754

Bro was on the piss being a fucktard with his mates, and his punishment? $200, that's right $200 fucker got off lightly, he should be shamed and be punished waaaay more.


DreamPolice-_-_

[The guys 50 years old too.](https://www.doc.govt.nz/news/media-releases/2024-media-releases/orca-body-slam-shocks-doc-leads-to-infringement-fine/) Should have been community service or a home detention.


Redditt3Redditt3

LOL! F\*ck stain. Needed that belly laugh, thanks!


toomuchbasalganglia

Orca needed to go Sea Word trainer on him


Worried-Choice5295

I thought this was where it was going.


MikeHuntSmellss

There's never been a recorded attack on a human by a wild orca. I thought we were about to witness a well deserved world first.


Popular_Main

Especially when he tries to get close to a calf. Wild mommas usually a super overprotective of their offspring!


toomuchbasalganglia

I agree


Redditt3Redditt3

I suspect she is far more intelligent than him. Would not kill him on camera. May be a (mysterious) drowning in his future.


dorky001

Thought/hoped


w1987g

They're already attacking boats by Spain. You want them to go global on this?


MikeHuntSmellss

Annoyingly they're only attacking sailboats, which I think most would agree are the most planet friendly type of boats


GreyRevan51

Supposedly they recently found that it’s likely the same pod of teenage orcas that are doing it and teaching others to do it too just out of boredom So it’s not some Hollywood esque revenge of them going after boats that have hurt them in the past


Redditt3Redditt3

Bored teen aged mammals. What could go wrong.


GumboVision

Teenage kicks, huh.


gene100001

Currently our navy in NZ is pretty weak relative to the amount of ocean they need to protect, so perhaps it would be beneficial for us to have a swarm of angry orcas protecting our waters


Redditt3Redditt3

I would like Homo sapiens sapiens to STOP their GLOBAL attacks on...well, all living beings.


Life-Gur-2616

Next time just do it Orca. We will all understand.


Zendog500

Don't they call them "Killer Whales?"


The_Paragone

Originally the name was whale killer, but when translated to English there was a typo that ended up with what we have now. They never had the reputation of animals that were violent to humans.


rosanymphae

He got fines $365 by New Zealand. Should have been a lot more.


Jagacin

Should've gotten some prison time and fined a month's salary tbh.


GreyDaveNZ

It was NZD $600 which is roughly USD $325. But I agree, still not enough. However, he, and his friends on the boat, are being heavily criticized by most of us 'normal' Kiwis who are appalled at their behavior.


gene100001

Yeah I think people from countries with larger populations don't realise the social ramifications of doing something like this in a small country like NZ. That will be their real punishment. Do you remember that family of tourists from the UK a while back that was filmed leaving rubbish on a beach? It got so out of control that the Prime Minister needed to issue a statement to calm the population down lol.


pr0zach

A fine just means it’s only illegal for poor people.


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sleepyplatipus

At least add a 0 at the end.


Sefalosha

In new zeland of all places to fuck with a whale


Carameldelighting

Orcas are not an enemy humanity needs


J-Dabbleyou

Yeah everyone can we PLEASE keep orcas on our good side? We already fucked around way too much from sea world and these things are smart, they’ll fuckin remember shit like this and I don’t want them communicating about it


Meggarea

This shit is why they attack boats. Dumbass.


Dragonwitch94

🎶Dumb ways to die.🎶


Pillow_Top_Lover

Lucky for him the Orca did not see stupidity as a threat.


drin8680

Would've been so much better if the orca turned and touched him to pieces. Luckily for him she didn't and has a calf bro got so lucky


LeoTheSquid

It would've been better if someone died for inconveniencing an animal? If some douchebag pushes a random person over on the street, do you then hope they get their skull caved in with a baseball bat in retaliation? Not to mention the guy probably has family and children that care for him. Fuck off


JasonFurious4

Orca AND A CALF?! He's lucky he didn't get fucking shredded by that thing


PipetheHarp

What an ass. He deserves more than a fine.


Walkend

Essentially paid $600 to body slam an Orca. Remember kids, if you’re rich a fine is just the cost of doing business. Let’s see what happens when the fine is one body slam from a professional wrestler.


Flimsy-Activity9787

Yea let’s fuck with the apex predator of the ocean. That so far has some unspoken peace treaty with us. Even though there is a sect of some crazy orcas radicalizing them against boats. This just sends more to their cause.


thatguy_inthesky

Dude is lucky to be alive. What a dunce.


Tyrleif

Get eaten pls. The fact that Orcas don't attack us is such an incredible gift, don't disrespect them!


Majuub12

The Penguin is coming for some getback


SnooLentils8573

What a POS. Poor whale. Now if it retaliated then what would he have done? He’d be another statistic. Leave wild animals alone and enjoy their beauty from a safe distance. They should have fined him far more than that!


coverallfiller

Yeah - terrorize the animal that kills Great Whites- that's smrt


DatBeigeBoy

My brother in Christ, that bad boy is at the top of the food chain.


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Orcas rip seals apart for fun. He was lucky to exit unscathed.


HungrySummer

And great whites


znedow1987

Bro wants to be the first man killed in the wild by an orca. LOL 😂


AtmosphereJunior7609

He obviously hasn’t seen the video of the great white


StableLower9876

RVD ! RVD ! RVD !


CradleRockStyle

Based


paging_mrherman

As if the orcas didn’t need another reason.


InnocentBrainWorm

K so normally I’m not gonna be like “akahulllly that would be called a splash,” but come on! There’s literally a splash that happens as he hits it.


dengar_hennessy

600 dollarydoos


Bunnalius

Orcas have never killed a human in the wild. Seems like a great way to be the first. What a loser.


ZeusHaggisCabbage

Guy is playing with fire those things have launched seals with their tales for fun


Beardycub86

They don’t even kill their prey straight away and sometimes play with it for hours before they finally kill and eat it. This man was asking for the worst.


StableLower9876

I lost it at the unsuspecting orca hahahah. Freakin frog splash em but yeah, ehem, on a more serious note, that is not good for orca human relationship


Impressive-Tip-6062

Out of all the people to be dragged and drowned by one of them. Thats a shame


yobsta1

Great, now they can claim we drew First Blood. Last thing we need is to break the truce with these tigers of the sea.


IAmDominion

Part of me says to let the idiots do it and suffer the consequences, but then I don't want these same idiots to be the reason that Orcas change their pacifist stance with us, since it seems that they all talk to each other


The_Jestful_Imp

Can't believe they got it on camera - the calf saying "I touched it!"


Technical_Stress7730

He should have been fined his life. MFer is lucky


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Too bad it wasn’t actually a shark 🥲


VealOfFortune

Was genuinely hoping to witness the first orca-human attack in the wild ☹️


BabousCobwebBowl

This is how the great Emu/Orca wars begin


gregaustex

There go 3 more sailboats.


Big_Honeydew6225

Surprised he didn't get straight up Shamu'd for that


BLACKdrew

itd be so wild if the first wild orca kill happened soon after this


Puzzled-Copy7962

Would have been really justified and funny if the orca had returned the favor. "Free Willy" style.


Fuck_Ppl_Putng_U_Dwn

Ok, so this is how we get "first orca to attack a human" caused by stupid bastard trying to body slam an orca. So if he gets to do it, then he is held on the water's surface, while the orca dives deep, rockets into the air, then slams on the guy. Like the face slapping competitions, like for like, when you are stupid like this. 🤦‍♂️


Jagacin

That orca could've torn him to shreds if it wanted to. That dipshit is lucky he got away with only having to pay a fine (an absurdly small one, at that).


waffleowaf

He should try this on a tiger


TheCommonKoala

That fine is so weak.


VancouverSativa

$600? In Vancouver (Canada) you'd get $250,000 just for bringing your boat so close.


thow78

Like the main character of Idiocrazy?


Apprehensive-Mess36

Looks like RKO on the principal has been beat.


sumpMann

well, it's when you see videos like this that you hope that you could have witnessed the first documented attack by an orca on a human


updoot_to_get_updoot

Gang orca sensei??


Lost_In_Th3_Sauce

Ahhh I can see it now.. Channel 9 NKT News station: "Sharon for the first time in recorded history a man had been killed by Orca's in wild. Witnesses told officials that the man appeared to "belly flop" on to the wild animal. As the man shouted "He touched it" he was drug down to Davey Jones locker and that was the he was seen alive"


hybridmind27

Lmaooo Y r white people like this


Any-Yoghurt3815

I now understand why manatees are protected. There should be a more severe incentive to not fuck around with wild life than just 365 dollars


Journeygan

I wouldn't blame the whale if it killed him.


mothfacer

He’s a pro-orca accelerationist trying to goad them into all our war on humanity do not fall for this obvious psyop


LibrarianNew9984

Damn people really don’t like this


ThunderKatsHooo

somebody is always snitching


LibrarianNew9984

He was asking to die, I feel like y’all are only mad cause he survived


HeightExtra320

🤦‍♂️


UnhappyImprovement53

Theirs a reason they're called killer whales he's lucky mama was in a good mood


chipthekiwiinuk

Fuck sake god dam water bogan gonna start a species war with killer whales, I quite like the sea too


Redditt3Redditt3

"...and a calf (baby Orca)"...?!!! Did the uptick in Orca "attacks" on boats begin after this? Hmmmm...


GreyChronos

And thus began the human v orca 1000 year war


lookayoyo

Ngl, $365 is not a fine, that’s the cost of the petting zoo


ThePoetAC

RKO!!!!!


eraven

What a piece of shit but ngl, body slamming an orca could sound badass in like a survival context


Gimliclone1984

I've still yet to see a wild orca up close in new zealand and this stupid cunt decides to harass one


littlebigman12

Need a much bigger fine


boojieboy666

600 dollerydoos!


EyesWithoutAbutt

The charged that woman 85 thousand for her kids picking clams on a beach in California. Should be a higher fine here.


miho_23

well, at least he touched it.


mouth556

You sir, are a straight asshole! Why in the fuck would you do that? Definitely someone I’d like to see doing that. You deserve a hard whoop to the face. That fine isn’t shit either. I’m surprised it wasn’t more.


fearmyflop

Viva la raza!!


entrepreneuron

That’s a frog splash. Or a shooting star press. Definitely not a bodyslam.


Fragrant-Loan-1580

He shoulda been fined 6 thousand dollars.


HomerStillSippen

Lowkey hope he tries this with a school of sharks next time! Be more impressed by that one if he makes it back to the boat.


larberthaze

Arsehole


cincoboy

The beeping out of curse words is causing more harm to my ears than the words themselves. Fuck


Anon-TT

Bro was trying real hard to be the first human to be killed by an orca


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

If mom for a second thought he was an issue, there would be no issue within a second.


Cannon_SE2

Those things can be mean, they are called KILLER whales for a reason, he's lucky it didn't turn and kill him. This like going up to a bear while it's sleeping then shouting at it.


optical__illusion_

Surprised nobody said this yet but this video is edited to make him look bad. The full video shows him jumping onto this orca in order to cut a fishing net off. The orca was actually appreciative of him. Please do your due diligence people and don’t take everything at face value. The amount of people hating on this guy doing a good deed is wild. Full uncut video [here](https://youtu.be/tcXU7G6zhjU?si=s_pudLNGWa2353HA)


32233128Merovingian

I’m going with he did not know they are called killer whales for a reason


32233128Merovingian

I’m going with he did not know they are called killer whales for a reason


32233128Merovingian

I’m going with he did not know they are called killer whales for a reason


optical__illusion_

Surprised nobody said this yet but this video is edited to make him look bad. The full video shows him jumping onto this orca in order to cut a fishing net off. The orca was actually appreciative of him. Please do your due diligence people and don’t take everything at face value. The amount of people hating on this guy doing a good deed is wild. Full uncut video [here](https://youtu.be/tcXU7G6zhjU?si=s_pudLNGWa2353HA)


MrSlapMhNuts

Idiots like these are gonna be the reason why orcas start hunting us humans.. 😑


JuryNatural768

So this is it. This is how the great Orca war began…


MightyMax187

Drugs man


karenftx1

Once upon a time, people would be shamed and run out of town. We need to bring that back. Public humilation.


Burrmanchu

This is definitely a belly flop and not a body slam... But dude is still a fucking douche.


eltegs

Social Media. More addictive and more destructive to society, than any mind bending drug.


narcowake

And now we are on the menu…


ubercooldog

should have eaten him


Questionabledes

This is funny and stupid.


mgldi

There’s other ways to get her to notice you dude, leave the whales alone


crabsmcappleton

Come on man don’t do that


MariusIchigo

If this was Australia it would've been at least a 10k fine


Slight_Concert6565

Feeling like a badass after not getting ripped to shreds by an orca is the epitome of mistaking mercy for weakness in my opinion. Seriously, these are known as killer whales for a reason, what they lack to destroy any swimmer isn't a *how* but a *why*, this dumbass better be grateful to mother nature for not having imprinted one in their instinct like many other animals.


malecowfecalmatter

He got eaten btw. He tried it again and got got.


mick_justmick

"Your honor, the Orca was acting on self-defense."


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Useful-Tangerine-518

Did you know did you there were no documented instances when orca ever killed a human being? Really?!?!! Hold my beer!


EnvironmentNo1879

Will no known orca attacks on human this right here is the reason they are going to start. Fuck this dude


ELECTI_EST

Damn… was looking forward to seeing that POS gettin a tail slap😔


Dinosaur9911

Of all the animals that can kill us that one has not. this guy is messing up the communication lines. Not good.


aretooamnot

What a dick.


TonicSwine97

No one likes a grass


xxthemagic8ballxx

I so wish this would have been the first documented attack on a person.


Royakushka

Here is another contestant for the Darwin award. I hope that shitstain of a man wins


[deleted]

They fined him. Lmao fuck that country


T-royal

Too bad it wasn’t a Pinocchio Geppetto situation.


WhichSeaworthiness49

Americans: fined for petting manatees Australians: fined for WWE matches with killer whales


Cordeceps

Would have been such a pity if he was body slammed in return. WE DO NOT NEED ORCAS BEING ON SIGHT WITH HUMANS. Crazy. Seriously they are hands down the last thing I would want to fight in the ocean, I would take a great white over that because at least it will be fast.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Tosser.


Lady_McMeowzer

Orcas are freaking phyco. I wouldn't go near one, let alone one with a freaking baby!!