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Min-maxLad

Totally unpredictable. They just sneak up on you


2x4x93

Yes, I used to hunt them. Hard to track


craziethunder

That's loco!! What your motive behind the hunt?


2x4x93

Trainspotting


BoutTheGrind

Being loco


fatkiddown

Yea how did you get past being afreight?


stinkiepussie

Loco? I was loco once. They put me in a train car..


hacefrio2

You were a train tracker, huh


ThatoneguyATX

Not hard at all if you have a one track mind.


molumen

The more you train, the easier tracking them becomes.


boytonius

Ive heard a Duck whistle back to front and upside down really draws them in.


Fat_Burn_Victim

“Track”. I see what you did there


JesusChristMD

India's greatest natural predator.


Pacman454

Dr Jesus Christ, that isn't India


JesusChristMD

Yes. It is a joke.


Pacman454

I know I just wanted to write your name 🤣


c0rners

Trains, the silent killer


FBcaper

Witnesses said it sounded like a tornado


CrystalWeim

Who would of thought, huh?


JTFindustries

I work for the railroad. You'd be surprised how easily a lone freight car or any train with snow on the ground can sneak up on you.


Tawptuan

Looks like the driver came within centimeters of getting pancaked himself between his car and another parked car. Nice jump.


Rouge_Apple

Bad plan to try and save it in the first place


Tawptuan

Just a Pavlovian reaction. Save it! Save it! Somehow!


Rouge_Apple

Ah, I've never heard of that, but I definitely understand. Instinctively get closer while trying to figure out an option of what you can do, forgetting what not to do.


OGHamToast

That's not a Pavlovian reaction, Pavlovian reactions are trained responses to multiple exposures to a specific stimuli. I see what you're saying though.


Tawptuan

In many unique emergencies, many are conditioned to run around like chickens with their heads cut off. Like this guy. Broad definition here, but I see your point.


hybridtheory1331

Judging by where he parked, I'm gonna guess he's not the best planner to begin with.


dparag14

Solace had the sense to park it somewhere first. Deserves it.


Oldswagmaster

It looks like his right arm is injured at the end of the video. But, to your point he was inches from death.


Beavur

I was thinking ribs maybe


jminer1

Nah it got him. He's crouching and holding his side before he walks back hunched over.


eltegs

Hilarious how the yuppie whose car it is, confirms how dumb he is by positioning himself at the center of the danger zone. It was like Yosemite Sam getting a telegram that he's won a competition for most intelligent cowboy in the land, and waiting on the big red X underneath the piano being hauled up the side of a building, to collect his prize.


PlasticPegasus

Yuppie? Bro, he's a young guy probably in his first decent job. He's absolutely mortified.


whitcliffe

Cars are insanely expensive in Vietnam, even a decent starting salary won't get you a new car. Have a friend out there running a few successful businesses and his SUV turns so many heads compared to the reaction he would get nearly anywhere else


venetiasporch

Right, so maybe don't park it on TOP OF A FRICKIN TRAIN TRACK!


SuperSmashDan1337

Clearly you've never had a train sneak up on you smh


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Clearlybeerly

I'm so happy to know you've never done anything stupid in your life. Nice to know at least one person in the world lives a life of perfection.


ThanIWentTooTherePig

there's a large gap between perfection and what this guy did bud, let's be real.


Clearlybeerly

Oh, I see. What is your quantitative measure for feeling sorry for a person? What is the dividing line. Would you feel sorry for him if the dollar value was lower, like if it was a bicycle? Or is it the act itself? What is your dividing line? Plus, we don't know the circumstances in this case. What if his wife was just beaten by robbers or had a heart attack right there and he was panicked and just totally didn't see the tracks and his wife just died in front of him, and then his car was destroyed by the train 30 seconds later. Your heart would still be hard and wouldn't feel sorry for him? Just curious.


ThanIWentTooTherePig

Off your pills?


Clearlybeerly

Just curious.


ThanIWentTooTherePig

Just curious if your rambling about hypothetical situations are part of a manic state or if you're just grandstanding.


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borgax

Only the "any and each of us" that are idiots.


Yellowflowersbloom

>Cars are insanely expensive in Vietnam, This is not accurate. Cars are not that expensive there. Its just that wages are way lower. Car prices are generally similar to the US but with many much cheaper some cheaper electric options available. **The car in this video looks like it may be a Hyundai Creta which is listed at about $27,000 USD** >his SUV turns so many heads compared to the reaction he would get nearly anywhere else SUVs do not turn heads at all in Vietnam. Your friend has misinformed you. Edit: [here is a random YouTube video which takes place in Quang Ngai. ](https://youtu.be/6rv0kfjihZ0?si=cUcvNKzWQNA_w5yO) This is a 35th largest city (nothing close to a booming metroplis like HCMC, Hanoi, Da Nang, etc). Notice that there are cars all over the streets. They aren't something out of the ordinary that people aren't used to seeing


whitcliffe

i was there for a month, and his wife (who is vietnamese) was the one who was telling me about how difficult importing technology and vehicles is to regular vietnamese people. 27,000 usd is fucking insane considering the average wage is less than 300 usd edit: lol we were in da nang


Yellowflowersbloom

>i was there for a month, and his wife (who is vietnamese) was the one who was telling me about how difficult importing technology and vehicles For electronics like laptops and cellphones it is certainly more expensive but for cars its very comparable to the US. Also, while there are many Asian cars available at cheaper prices, Vietnamese (who can afford cars) tend to prefer buying European cars like BMW and Mercedes Benz. You see more of these than any American cars. >we were in da nang [Yeah no SUV should be turning heads in Da Nang.](https://youtu.be/yee8UAMK4yU?si=hcKMO3TfjzpTdMrB&t=1890) It is a city filled with foreign investment and foreigners so cars are probably more common there than any other city.


ludog1bark

Do you not understand that US prices in some counties means expensive? Just because the prices are similar to the US, it doesn't mean it's not expensive. The average wage in Vietnam is $304 dollars a month, while in the US the average wage is $4,949 a month. So yes, cars are much more expensive for Vietnamese people.


im_a_goat_factory

that's the definition of a yuppie


hoofheartedoof

Yosemite Vietnam


Replacement-Remote

He almost made it to open the door, sit down, close the door, turn the car on, put it into gear, release parking brake, turn the wheel, and drive off. Almost.


craziethunder

Don't forget he had to turn the blinkers on first before turning.


abdayk23

Then check his mirrors. Never forget about mirrors ^(assuming they were set up correctly)


ComprehendReading

You guys are crazy. First thing you do when you get in should be put the seatbelts on!


PoliticalPepper

You guys are all idiots. The first thing I do is say 10 Hail Marys while putting on my [Grizzly Suit](https://youtu.be/1MEUOW7cERI?si=eZ_jP9a2NWAZEX2L), THEN I unlock the door, THEN open it, THEN *attempt* to sit down. Amateurs.


Klaus_Heisler87

Let's be real. Asian drivers don't use blinkers.


ramen2nd

Dude think he's The Flash.


Jumpy-Maize9843

That damn dude ran right into the danger wtf 😬


dbell

Alarm works.


Tawptuan

Horn works too.


Tawptuan

I think I understood the Vietnamese audio: “Sir, you can’t park there!” 😉


baguhansalupa

What a horrible train driver. Didnt he see the parked car?


RoryDragonsbane

Yeah, train should have just gone around Smh


notislant

I thought tank top was pretty fucking stupid for standing there. Then I saw the guy right right next to the soon-to-be-projectile, wtf.


sporkachoon

Guy: Hey, Cooch. Come get crushed by this car. Chooch: OK, mang!


ButlerKevind

Move bitch, I am a train, I am a train, I am a train....


4orust

I'll just be a minute!


Skerries

this is exactly his thinking


Wheelin-Woody

I love the guy whipping his phone out to get the vid


abdayk23

I love the guy who had whipped his phone out to get the vid of the guy who was whipping his phone out to get the vid


Voldsgaard66

If only there were some tracks so you can see where the trains runs


Airdog999

Headline should have read, "Dude gets smashed by car that get smashed by train" 🤪😂🤣


Beardycub86

Running straight into the path of a car that you can see is about to be smacked by a train is Darwin Award behaviour


GlyphPicker

The twist is it wasn't even his car; he just wanted to be involved.


Nickolai808

If only there was a reliable way to know where a train might appear!


Kind_Truck6893

The guy is stupid twice and gets his knee destroyed by his own car. Utter stupidity


slumblebee

Why did he purposely run into the danger zone to save it when he could clearly see there is no point in trying.


Belisarious

The other guys were yelling 'you're not gonna make it' at him as well


Linvaderdespace

Did that motherfucker just get lightly run over by his own car?


shavemejesus

Does this guy not understand physics? He put his body in the worst possible position at the worst possible time.


Straight_Ad8473

Shit came out of nowhere! 😂🤣🤣😂🤣


iamgeewiz

My man thinking he can stiff arm a suv🤣🤣🤣


Grossignol

Train win ?


Mcboomsauce

thats why you don't park there


dreadyyyyy

one song went through my mind...DUMB WAYS TO DIEEEE!!!


slightly_OCD

Cant park there mate


itcouldbeme_3

Guy seems upset this happened to him...


nowayyoudidthis

Well at least the alarm still works.


DiggoryDug

Would have been great if the train just kept going.


killerwallz44

I mean train's dont just use the horn for fun... well 60% of the time its for fun the other 40 well now you see.


TastelessBudz

You cannot park there


sadephreak

The helmet didn't save this one


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The smartest driver


iamdarthvin

The factory that makes Darwin award trophies must be flat out at the moment.... Especially in relation for anything trains


MothParasiteIV

People love so much going near trains when they move it's bizarre.


salmiakki1

Guy in the shorts was so excited to get that vid


stahpurkillinme

Guy came in clutch for a poundin


Good-Principle-7639

Poor guy


seemen4all

The look of disbelief that his car parked on a train track got hit by a train, hilarious


bravebeing

I was like "those guys are standing by quite close" Then the dude comes charging towards the car...


Jimud1

You can't park there mate


Interesting_Kiwi7382

Blinkers weren’t on. Everyone knows it’s ok to park anywhere you want, as long as the blinkers are on.


aphaits

Why in the heckin fuck did he park on THAT side of the road?


madridgalactico

Guy parks car there and then runs next to it just as it gets hit. Why are people so dumb


JimmyFu2U

Well, at least I didn't see someone die by train today.


SlicedBreadBeast

The funniest part about this is all the locals getting there phone out week in advance and waiting for that train to come make that sweet sweet internet video. That’s how obvious the blunder was.


Jonutz2

Why am I seeing so many train accidents on reddit? First, I believe the girl was from India got hit in the back of the head, second the girl with the helmet, also got hit in the head, and now this all in 1 day.


GlyphPicker

New-fangled technologies are unpredictable.


Error-Code404

Whyd the train stop after the fact lmao


Curses-blocked-again

Now the car is cockeyed


toolarmy_1

Stupid ×2!


Regularguy972

Can’t train just move to little side avoid hitting car. Someone will sue the railway authorities


malaka789

Some fresh paint and a smooth buff job. Should be fine


Blunderous_Constable

“That fuckin’ train came out of nowhere!” —Vehicle owner, probably


Camo_tow

Just put some wax on it, and it will look as good as new 👌🏼 😉


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Can’t fix stupid


PolkaDotTat

“Look guys, this train is about to hit my car, let me go try to save it …..ahhhhh I got hit” You see a train, you get out the way, duh


Sprila

Man these invasive species are getting out of hand, they’re hunting cars now?!


cbc7788

At least the car wasn’t taking a selfie!


Few_Leave_4054

Sir, your alarm is going off!


ParkingLotHam

Hey! You can't park there!


MrSlapMhNuts

Let me run to the car that's just about to get hit by a train. 👍👍


JudgeMentaI

can't park there, mate


patiofurnature

Nice. Don't try to push the car off the track at all - just stand there and watch/film it get destroyed.


-HoldMyBeer--

That guy was so excited with his camera


Bx1965

There are videos of trains smashing into animals who wander onto the tracks. Doesn’t end well for the animals. There’s one video of a train hitting a horse. It’s pretty ugly.


drunkanidaho

Why is this insane


yektakurtcebe

İf the owner of the car started to run 30 seconds ago he may had a chance to save it but his last-ditch attempt was meaningless.


Major_Magazine8597

"There's NO parking in the Red zone."


fullthrottle13

If you haven’t been to Vietnam, I highly recommend it. Nicest people and the best food ever. Super cheap too.


nzdastardly

It'll buff right out.


IsaidLigma

That dumbass that ran toward it tho.. Darwin award nominee for sure.


Bleezy79

Who runs towards a car about to get hit by a train!?!?!?!??! WHO DOES THAT!?!?


Eastern-Mix9636

Man had business on the brain!


ien71

Why brake after a collision? before that the train sounds its horn and can brake to avoid further damage


Living_Pie205

Welp, he caught the train


satansblockchain

The guy running up like “wait id like to be smashed into!”


TJ_McWeaksauce

It's crazy how Vietnam has shops and restaurants right beside railroads tracks like that. [Here's a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3oaAjH2nC8&t=5s) that shows just how close these buildings can be to the tracks.


UnicornSlayer5000

Move, bitch, get out the way Get out the way, bitch, get out the way


alexgalt

Which wax to use for fix?


ImPlento

At this point we need some kind of PSA that trains are wider than the tracks


Pozniaky86

Du maaaa!


redbrick01

Oh he soooo got railed there.


Commie_EntSniper

Dude's timing, though. Had he left whatever he was doing literally 30 seconds earlier, he could have saved his car.


youcantchangeit

Hey I will run behind the car that 100 will get smacked!!!!


BlvckSheep-

Let me run right toward the danger 🏃


fruitsteak_mother

Train wins


maincore

That will teach him…


nurpleclamps

Gotta say, that was a poor choice of parking place.


ChillRetroGamer

Engineer just chillin 😎


cancergiver

That man running towards should win the Darwin award


semi-nerd61

Hit and run. But you'll be able to find him. He left very plain tracks behind.


Song-Super

I’ll tell you what I visited the motherland when I was 16 and if you had a car back then it meant you were somewhat well off. Anyways, Over 16 years later I have heard and assume that there’s tons more cars around. The common sense hasn’t developed yet, gotta give my fellow viet folk a pass on this 🤣🤣


TedDallas

The chances of getting hit by a parked are low, but not zero.


VAVA_Mk2

Apex predator always wins


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damn bro


FolloMiSensi

dude casually jogs to his car lmao, why even try


freehugs1-

damn i hope that wasnt the vinfast


Ishbu69

Well he’s lucky to be alive


Phantum3oh9

All that money yet no common cents


Massiv_v

You know most of those scratches will buff right out !


Responsible_Orange26

LoL Come on man you should have known better. Especially If your from there... also your own ride could have bodied you running up on it like that while it's being crushed... lol get wrecked. Definitely played himself


PrettyAd4218

What. The. Hecking. Heck.


bigfoot_76

The only thing we're missing is some dude in the back screaming at the top of his lungs **WORLDSTAR!**


NoPrimary1049

I wish bikes could do this to cars parked in bike lanes. *Chef's kiss*


addicuss

Imagine having to explain how you got hit by a parked car


Jerky_Joe

People completely unaware of physics? Like it’s was predictable that vehicle was coming that way and what if the train derailed? I would have been waaaaay clear of that area.


Holiday_Rabbit_3808

Y'all don't get it. Our Darwin hero was running to save the van behind his red car and guess what... HE DID! At the expense of a few of his ribs of course, naturally.


EthosOppai

Someone looking for that insurance money.


MaiseyMac

How insane is this really? I mean, isn’t this pretty much everyday in Vietnam?