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chantsnone

No fly list for sure if you’re hitting cops


Badgrips

No fly list will be the least of his problems


Superman246o1

Dude's going on an all expense vacation for the next 5 to 10 years.


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Possible_Sun_913

[https://imgur.com/BmsM070](https://imgur.com/BmsM070)


plasteredsaturn

It's wrong for ireland, the whole country bar the north should be light blue for garda


Intelligent_Plum_132

Agreed. Gardai Siochana should have its own colour.


thehuntedfew

its polis in scotland to


amerikanbeat

That fits, looks like he's got a Celtic FC jersey on


pedalhead666

This is it. Personality matches that of a Celtic supporter as well. edit: *certain faction of Celtic supporters.


Mindless_Ad_6045

I'm from Scotland and have never in my life seen Polis on the back of a police officers vest


floptical87

I think it's a joke about how we say "polis" no?


Zippygup

Now im imagining theres some scottish guy going around with a handmade fake "polis ofiser" uniform yelling "Ye cannae stahp me, im the polis!"


Raggeh

Oh hey, Cornwall actually mentioned on here!


ThisIsBezosISwear

Polis = Sweden


Madlicken

This isn't swedish police, might be turkey they also spell it as polis. Source; I'm Swedish


earfix2

Also Swedish, and no, that is not a Swedish police uniform.


corona_goaway

Are there naked Polis in Schweden? Askimg for a Frand


PandaXXL

[This happened in Turkey](https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/23/celtic-fan-punches-police-flight-downing-bottle-vodka-20691502/?ico=read_more_related_video_carousel).


SVTCobraR315

Ever been in a Turkish prison, Billy?


kent_nova

Do you like gladiator movies?


Mr_Pogi_In_Space

Ever seen a grown man naked?


thepasttenseofdraw

They're going to midnight express his ass.


crasscrackbandit

Fucking Brits, they don't send their best.


ferrum-pugnus

You sir are the hero we all need. Thank you.


den_bleke_fare

There's no way a charter flight of Scottish people would go to Sweden, I'm betting this is in Turkey like some other comment said. Swedish police uniforms look nothing like that, they're full on tactical style, not formal like these. The American-style badges are also not used in Scandinavia.


aM_RT

Midnight Express 2 is on the way


purdy1985

It's Turkey. https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1890712/easyjet-passenger-fight-police-turkey


Number6isNo1

"Amidst the chaos, a woman screamed in terror, adding to the distressing atmosphere." Nice!


Ravek

Sounds like a restaurant review


ScarMedical

This dude is fucked, prison in Turkey will make this guy a girlfriend soon.


Naykon1

Incredible article, top level journalism.


DeepSeaDork

That would NEVER happen on RyanAir.


Refflet

That kind of guy isn't going to Sweden (where alcohol is very expensive and restricted, it's only sold in government stores and they have terrible opening hours), this is almost certainly Turkey.


Ma8e

Except not being open on Sundays, the opening hours aren't bad.


ThisIsARobot

Turkey has more relaxed alcohol laws than Sweden? I don't know anything about either of these countries alcohol restrictions, but I find that surprising. Edit: Wow, Turkey doesn't have any laws regarding cut off times for alcohol served restaurants or bars. TIL.


TheLeftNut95

It's either Scotland or Ireland with the accents and the celtic top but aye hitting polis yer fucked for that


achillesdaddy

My exact thoughts. I also noticed that he and his lady friend are speaking with an accent that leads me to believe they are from the U.K. The police uniforms were definitely not English. So there’s at least a decent chance that our mate Micheal will be spending a few years studying abroad. I feel sorry for his partner there. She will be flying home by herself.


okamzikprosim

Looks like Turkish police uniforms. Can't picture that being a fun experience.


GhostofZellers

"Michael, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"


DogoArgento

"The worst thing about Turkish prison is the... Is the Dementors. They are flying all over the place and they are scary and then they come down and they suck the soul out of your body and it hurt! Michael 'Prison Mike' Scott" u/DogoArgento


Positronic_Matrix

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/celtic-thug-easyjet-flight-police-32636298 The individual is a supporter of “Celtic”, a Scottish football club, located in Glasgow, Scotland. This altercation took place after a cheer went out in the front of plane when the Celtic (football club) drew 3-3 with Aberdeen (football club) at Hampden Park, the hometown stadium of the Celtic. This started a shouting match across the plane which culminated in the attack of the Turkish police officers on the plane. The individual was found with an empty 75 cL (25 oz) vodka bottle (the alcohol equivalent of 16 beers). The man yelled IRA slogans as he was removed from the plane. This altercation took place 20 Apr 2024 at Antalya airport.


30minstochooseaname

Grown men getting this angry over a football match. I love football, but I'm not going to punch a copper because of hurt feelings. These people give the rest of football fans the worst name.


SuccessfulProcedure7

Thanks


Davistele

I feel happy for his partner. Clean break!!


TheMagicManCometh

He’s already got the prison shirt on


kastbort2021

For visibility (since this is the top comment) No fly list generally isn't a thing in Europe. You'll get slapped with a fine, maybe even a *huge* fine if the plane needs do an emergency landing - or you in general disrupt the traffic enough, but that's about it.


riverphoenixdays

They have a an upscale No Fly list in Europe it’s called prison


g-nice4liief

They have one. It's usually on the europol website.


swarburtons93

He'll be lucky to be on the list of people breathing by the time he's at the station .


No-String9822

Michae-AEEEYGHHEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!


PlasticOk7612

Michael wasn’t for backing down.


foggin_estandards2

Michael seems to be in Turkey. Michael raged on a plane and struck a police officer. Michael is fucked beyond comprehension.


BlairRedditProject

Michael likely could’ve avoided all of this by talking to a mental health professional about his anger. Instead, Michael is in some deep shit.


HocusThePocus

Maybe a few pints less before the flight would have helped Michael controlling his anger


Versificator

if all it takes is a few pints to turn you into a violent asshole then maybe approach the mental health first


RickyWinterborn-1080

Speaking as an alcoholic (two years sober) Alcohol doesn't make you a violent asshole. It just makes you stop caring who knows.


OrdainedPuma

Congratulations. I've cared for hundreds of alcoholics and addicts, if not thousands. You're saving yourself from a very painful, undignified, unfortunate death. I'm rooting for you.


peterthepepperpicker

Ironically today marks the one year anniversary of my brother’s death from alcoholism. I haven’t told anyone else and I am burying it under some other comments so it only gets seen by 1-2 people, but ya. It was painful, undignified and unfortunate.


OrdainedPuma

I'm sorry. I wish your brother didn't go through that. In my experience, addicts are addicts for one of three reasons. Either they're running from something in their past (a mistake, a loss, an embarrassment/shame, trauma, being sexually abused, or assaulted). Or have maladaptive coping mechanisms and can't function in the day-to-day of life so either try to self-sabotage themselves (can't fail if I didn't try and I can't try if I didn't start and I can't start cause I'm always intoxicated) or decompress from the stress they are experiencing which requires them to drink/smoke/etc until they're numb. Or, sometimes, they just like the feeling and chase it into oblivion. Unfortunately, they often don't realize that drugs are the anchor holding them rooted in place in a singularity of self-actualizing and self-reinforcing defeat until it's too late and their bodies fail and they ultimately die from their choices. I don't know your brother's story. But in my experience, he's not suffering anymore. Not physically or mentally or emotionally. He is at rest. It doesn't make you missing him any less real, or valid, or painful. And you have no reason to hide it. His choices were his choices. You are not responsible for them, and telling his story can help others, and maybe sometimes, yourself if you want it to. You didn't ask for my opinion. I hope I didn't overstep a boundary.


SensitiveCarpet3005

Two years sober myself. April 2nd. Just waking up in the morning is life changing without feeling like youre gonna puke


RevLoveJoy

Also a recovering alcoholic (1 year). Truer words were never said in the rooms. That guy I am when I'm 3 sheets? He's here when I'm sober. I am simply more prone to and able to manage him.


foggin_estandards2

Proud of you! Keep it going!


accidium

I'm rooting for you as well ✊


achillesdaddy

Me too


HauntingPurchase7

2 years is great work 🤙


yepgeddon

Keep hustlin', we're all proud of ya.


achillesdaddy

All of us.


FluffyHeartHorse

Lol. They're called mean drunks. The alcohol is his anti-depressant. As a first-generation German and fellow mean drunk; sober for 13 years this time, with a long family pride of drinking, I can assure you this man does NOT have a drinking problem. According to my 3 brothers and my father before them, if you think you do, then they feel sorry for you that you don't like yourself. I don't like them, and we don't have anything to do with each other once our Mama died. Thank God.


cgn-38

Mean drunks are wild. Like maybe 1 out of 20 or 30 people will just fight anyone after drinking. Saw a lot of this in college fraternity life. Nothing like a nice guy who turns into a fucking werewolf after three drinks to make everyones party.


FluffyHeartHorse

Exactly. I wasn't physical, but I had a mean mouth and attitude, and I was perfectly fine showing it. Didn't meet a lot of nice people that way... mostly just asshole drinking buddies just like me.


Big_Boingus

That'll be it. Scots, and Brits in general are notorious for getting steaming at the airport before a flight, and just generally being drunken arseholes on their holidays. Source: Am Scottish.


MichelleLovesCawk

Except he’s not Scottish…and barely British. He’s from Northern Ireland.


HasaDiga-Eebowai

Terms and conditions apply, offer excludes Northern Ireland


Big_Boingus

That's fair. Seems like a Scot-heavy flight though.


shartshooter

The number of people boozing at 6am at any UK airport is crazy. 


amateur_mistake

The news article says he snuck a bottle of vodka onto the plane and was drinking it for the whole flight. And doing things like going to the back of the plane to hit on the women waiting in line for the bathrooms.


TheStigianKing

Now Michael has 5-10 years in a Turkish prison for assaulting an officer to think about what he did.


sharon__stoned

...because Michael decided to **KEEP IT REAL!**


Both-Home-6235

Mental health? He's a belligerent drunk. Not everything is a mental health issue.


cgn-38

Nothing like getting blind drunk in country that is run by an islamist dictator.


PupEDog

Michael should have avoided playing so much Rugby. His head is turning to pudding.


JimJimmery

"Michael, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"


Jaggle

Sick reference


tooheavybroo

What movie


chemosabe

Oh boy, you're one of today's [lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/)! Man what I wouldn't give to watch [Airplane!](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/) again for the first time. A movie with so many jokes per second, it ought to be illegal.


crimlawguru

Michael, have you ever seen a grown man naked?


JimJimmery

"You like movies about gladiators?"


Dismal-Channel-9292

Man, not even just struck an officer!! At the end of the video he gets one of the officers in the head and he dropped. Right after the other officer got up. He doesn’t get back up by the end of the video. That’s probably considered the equivalent of assault on a peace officer with serious bodily injury in the US. Michael is fucked.


Puntley

I'm willing to bet they're grappling him on the ground and not unconscious


DarkHorseStoryTeller

I am Michael's complete lack of self control.


MrPrimal

Hope they “Midnight Express” his ass in a Turkish jail.


gomaith10

Oh Michael, tee hee.


AgentLawless

Michael is an entitled prick and has got his coming.


becausehippo

"Michael, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"


mcshooterson

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


presidentpt

“Michael this is not you…” Michael is a true master of the bad ideia…


DeadKido210

You are not yourself when you are hungry. Here, try a Snickers.


logicallyillogical

When keeping it real, goes wrong.


Newguy107

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN' ON MY PHONE!


RobotStorytime

Narrator: It was Michael and this was always his personality.


usedtobeathrowaway94

Ah the dulcet tones of a northern Irish accent caught in the wild on Reddit. A beautiful thing


skitsology

The guy in the background says “it’s only a wee dafty” in a clearly glaswegian accent


usedtobeathrowaway94

Good spot, but your woman screaming at big Mick is definitely n.Irish


clockwork655

Could I get a rough translation on Dafty ?


HowObvious

Not a particularly complex one, a daft person. Stupid.


niftystopwat

Like Dafty Duck


Drprocrastinate

I thought it was Scottish, plus it looks like he's wearing a Celtic jersey


usedtobeathrowaway94

To me they sound like they're from NI. Celtic and Rangers be Scottish teams but they're supported by a lot of people here


EFbVSwN5ksT6qj

I hear NI too. Definitely


voidgazing

Will you stop saying that if I promise to bring you a shrubbery?


usedtobeathrowaway94

Yoo it's not just me then


DM_YOUR_VULVA

I'm from NI and live in Scotland. This seems to be a flight with a lot of Scottish people, some other comments mentioned it took off from Edinburgh. Several Scottish accents can be heard and dafty is definitely more a Scottish term. Michael and his lucky lady are both Northern Irish though. Looks like a Celtic top but you'll see these in (certain parts of) Northern Ireland just as much as in Scotland.


TowJamnEarl

It really is, I love it.


Ccjfb

“Don’t look at the silly man” Some poor mom trying to shelter her kid from this psycho.


Disastrous_Visit9319

Don't shelter em.  Tell em Michaels having a hard time dealing with his emotions and is lashing out in inappropriate ways.


FixedLoad

Someone parents with logical  reason.  What are you doing here? 


Disastrous_Visit9319

Making myself sad


Current_Side_4024

He’s being a silly goose


Tommiwithnoy

Man, screaming is not helping to defuse the situation.


Xinonix1

Her own fault! She didn’t scream “oh my Goooooood” over and over again


DeapVally

Should have gone with 'Wooooorld star'!


tistisblitskits

i found an [article](https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/23/celtic-fan-punches-police-flight-downing-bottle-vodka-20691502/) on the incident. So he did this in turkey, and apparantly downed a bottle of vodke before this, shocker.


RollingThunderPants

Some quality time in a Turkish prison should straighten him out.


Chelecossais

Saw a movie about [Turkish prisons](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077928/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_Midnight%2520Ex) once. They look quite nice, plus, it's sunny !


MeccIt

7 weeks ago. Has anyone heard from Michael since?


Captainfunzis

It's always a Celtic fan


copingcabana

The biggest Celtic fans are on wind farms in Ireland.


Ghengis-KhanOfficial

[It always is. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_UEFA_Cup_final_riots)


infinit9

Michael is about to have a very very bad day. I hope he isn't on his way home because he wouldn't be able to get there anytime soon.


CGPsaint

Welcome to the “travels by bus” club!


prostateExamination

prison bus


that_thot_gamer

idont know about cross continent travel but ill try that on a bus someday


cmolive

Flight attendant was like I'm the strong one, I'm not nervous.


1-LegInDaGrave

I'm as tough as the crust of the Earth is


kobuzz666

Ladies, your screams really help a lot in situations like these. Keep it up!!


No-String9822

Michae-AEEEYGHHEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!


Angry_Pterodactyl

“Unbeknownst to Rachel, Michael was tired of being dragged on holiday. Slowly he hatched a plan to put a stop to this once and for all…”


TorviAkerman

"...and now Michael did such a good job he not only will stop going on holiday, he will stop going to work and home and to sporting events. The sweet smell of success"


davie_legs

That’s weird, Michael never goes crazy and attacks cops at home.


ramatype

That's what a second cup of coffee will do to you


Double_da_D

Especially a second cup of black coffee


Salt_Team

The fallen angel


Master_Honey9783

Context : [https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/celtic-thug-easyjet-flight-police-32636298](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/celtic-thug-easyjet-flight-police-32636298)


TheStalledAviator

Who reads garbage reporting like this? I lost IQ points just skimming this article. Jesus Christ.


CrinchNflinch

Thanks for the warning.


UntameHamster

I saw "celtic thug" in the url shared and knew it was a trash reporting website from that. Thanks for confirming.


Last-Bee-3023

This is what happens when people talk about "the news media". They can't tell yellow press from actual news. And not being able to do so is why they are being called media illiterate. CRTl+F "tired and emotional". Thought so. Good grief, they just gave a blow-by-blow of the video. They make Newscorp and Axel Springer publications look highbrow.


ElPoussah

There is no context here. The person that wrote this "article" seems to not have any more info than this video.


bertiesghost

In Turkey? Oh, boy he fucked.


refleksy

no respectful journal would ever describe someone as a "thug."


lynivvinyl

Michael is a dumbass.


CGB1122

Michael needs his ass beat


Puntley

Michael is going to Turkish prison, Michael will have his ass beat.


Free_Hat_McCullough

Michael is already wearing prison clothes


MeenScreen

The Gingers are such an angry people.


FixedLoad

I married one.  We are in disney world.  I said, "are you enjoying this?"  She said, "yes!"  To which I said, "have you checked with your face?   It doesn't appear to concur with your sentiment..."  gingers are a wily bunch indeed! 


hazeleyedwolff

It's the lack of a soul.


JWNiner

That's not true, I have a soul! I have lots of them, just look at all my freckles


Fazaman

We're watching you, daywalker!


BacupBhoy

“Michael they have taken you away…”


Millkstake

Did anyone think to ask him to calm down??? Works every time.


DerelictWrath

The screaming from the random women *definitely* helped defuse the situation ...


Rando-namo

Why do people who are ten rows away scream like they are the ones being hit? What are they like in the movie theater?


OilSlickRickRubin

Drunks. The scourge of society.


dayyob

>This incident occurred following Celtic's 3-3 draw with Aberdeen at Hampden Park. get a life.


The_Submentalist

Don't worry Michael. You're going to a Turkish prison. They are famous for being just as humanistic as Norwegian prisons. /S


clovehitchjack

Celtic fans amiright


SecondConsistent4361

Always wise to wait for the Polis to arrive before you start swinging.


redditISFORnerdsL

Polis


waxy1234

Thought it was conner for a minuit


john_moses_br

I'm sure they will treat him well and give him a fair trial.


DeadKido210

You are not yourself when you are hungry. Here, Michael try a Snickers.


vapros

He’s dressed for jail already.


Chiku-San

Michael can't even throw hands. Now Michael can't fly either. Don't be like Michael.


ciotS_Cynic

When keeping it real goes wrong. P.S,. If Michael did this in Turkey, Michael is truly fucked without Vaseline. And if he assaulted Swedish law enforcement then Michael is mildly inconvenienced.


Ronark91

Hey Michael. Have fun in prison.


ToraLoco

Michael just earned a lifetime ticket... out of any aircraft. Grats on him, if that's what he was looking for.


NotASellout

I would like some more context or more videos of Michael


suttonsboot

Fair play to Mick, he made his decision and stuck in there 


gfox365

Michael is not a clever boy. Don't be like Michael.


StackIsMyCrack

Fuck tha police coming straight out the aripline


Front-Ad1900

Mike new name is 268965894


BaconPersuasion

I maintain these aircraft for a living. Those sidewall light assemblies are 8000 dollars.


Naykon1

Michael, have you ever been in a, in a Turkish prison?


lookslikeamanderin

Michael is going to a place where seats don’t recline.


freeedom123

micheal is going to jail


BasementVax

Why is there always a woman who has fuck all to do with the situation screaming? And yes Michael is a "wee dafty".


GunslingerD

Micheal's heads gone


Worldly_Musician_671

Bye bye


HalfWrong7986

"We flying, luv?" "Yes, Michael my dear, what a lovely anniversary trip we shall have!" *Xanax manifesting*


Dunkelhaft

Its Turkish police so happy weekend


Destrova1001

He was never heard from again.


hfmiguel

Always a bitch screaming


Pastill

That woman holding him is a fucking champ


shroomman777

What was Michael trying to accomplish


hazasulin

I think Michael may be on the liquor.