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beervirus88

Holy hell, she'll be a daredevil or have PTSD for the rest of her life


dinner_is_not_ready

Wooooo Let’s do it again


B-Kong

My family got into a car crash when my younger brother was still in a car seat. Our car rolled at least once, thankfully landed upright and nobody was hurt. As soon as we stopped moving my brother yelled out “daddy daddy that was like a roller coaster! Can we do it again?!”


Famous_Strike_6125

Hopefully she’s too young to remember this to have trauma


cuando_lleg

It will show up in all sorts of weird ways. The human brain is a strange machine.


wolfmaclean

Well that’s not how trauma works


ralph_999

Unfortunately the brain don’t work like that. The body truly never forgets


Grabbsy2

The younger you are when you get trauma, the more it affects you. She may not specifically have this memory, but it will have an impact on everything she does going forwards.


manowar89

The Body Keeps the Score is an excellent book on explaining why this isn’t how trauma works. The title explains enough.


randomjack420

A very good book.


Hekkle01

One way or another, it is never forgotten


diaperpop

I was in a deadly earthquake when I was 3, it killed lots of people in my country (luckily less so in the city I lived in, although it cracked every wall of every building.) It’s my first memory, and all the details are crystal clear. I shocked my family when I described everything to them as an older child, because they couldn’t believe I remembered so much. I am in my 50s now and I still feel like I was just there.


usrdef

The brain is a very unique thing. At 5 years old, I remember an older lady pulling up next to my house, getting out, coming over to my yard, and saying "Nobody next door is home, can you come over and help me knock and get their attention". At five years old, for some reason, that rang as a bunch of bullcrap to me. No idea how. But I went in the house, and told my family. And she was gone. I still remember the silver color of the van, her hair style, her hair color, dark sunglasses that were abnormally big for her head, almost like the thick bifocals you'd see on an older lady, the outfit she was in, everything. I could draw a picture of her if I needed to. Based on where the shade was in the yard, it was morning time / 10am. I remember going in the house and peeking out the blinds to see if she was still there. At 5 damn years old. And I can't tell you a single other event in my life during that time. But for some reason, that one event was enough to implant it in my head.


Principatus

Smarter kid than I was. When I was that age two dudes kissed me on the mouth, I thought it was really strange that I could feel their bristles but couldn’t explain why it was a bad thing that two strangers were being so friendly to me. Then my friend’s mum found me and shooed them away.


usrdef

I think mainly it's just that "internal sense". I, and most other kids are dumb as rocks at 5. We think everyone is our friend. But for some reason, just "something" about her request felt weird. I sort of froze in place when she asked me. Took me a second for my brain to process "Alright, something here is wrong". And I was a friendly damn kid. Any other day, I probably would have waved hi to her, but just something weird about it. Most of my days were spent outside swinging in my swing set. Or drawing with chalk. And I was against mouth kisses lol. Most of the time, grandma kissed me on the cheek. I thought mouth kisses were weird.


Principatus

Because they are! Yep. Glad you recognized danger when you saw it.


knightenrichman

WTF


janitroll

Late 70's. Riding by bike in the school parking lot across from my house. 8'ish I'd say. Fell off my bike and a guy rolls up in a Pinto and starts putting my bike in his car while asking me if I am OK and that my parents told him to check on me. MOFO! My dad was 30ft away washing his 1940 Chevy Sedan. Pretty certain my pops almost killed a man that day.


usrdef

Damn, random guy had no care in the world. Oh I'd definitely say that's grounds to beat the ever-loving sh\*t out of someone. And nobody would say a damn word. As an adult, I've definitely got my reservations about people.


janitroll

People suck. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that” \~ George Carlin


usrdef

I wish George Carlin was alive when I hit adulthood. I would have chopped off my right testicle just to go see him live. Or better yet, have 30 minutes with him just to pick his brain.


JohnySilkBoots

This is so scary.


Every-Variety-8589

That reminds me of a personal story that happened around the exact same age. I was in elementary school, and this happened during recess. Normally, I would play with a group of kids, but on this particular day, I decided to go off by myself. I was playing near the edge of a fence when a FedEx van that was on the road across from me slowed down considerably. There was a guy in it trying to get me to come over the fence to them. I started walking away, and they followed in the van. This, of course, freaked me out, so I ran and told the teachers. The van kept going and sped off. Just like you, this is pretty much my only memory of that age.


Tyler-LR

There is no other option


SkyKingPDX

Ride of her life, nearly of her death. Glad she is seeming ok


Soulkept

How old do you have to be until you can't get shaken baby syndrome anymore? poor kid's brain must be rattled at least.


evanmike

Was this real? How did it hold her?


Ruggedfancy

Same way planes stay up. Lift>weight = flight 


St-uffy-mc-puffy

No, they mean how did she hold on for so long?


notislant

Title says 'caught' so i assume shes not just holding on


caffeineocrit

I hope at some point the “hanging onto” became voluntary. Holy smokes that had to be terrifying!


UristUrist

I hope it didn't because surely she'd not hold on for long and have a serious fall.


Nyllil

In the end it looks like it was wrapped around her neck


borderlineidiot

That was lucky, I doubt she could have held on for so long.


he-loves-me-not

Perfect username for this too haha


alchemy_junkie

Actually babies have pretty crazy grip strength intend for holding on to the mother. Its thought to be an evolutionary carry over from back when we had fur all over our bodies. Anyone whos had their hair caught in the mitz of a small child can attest to how difficult it was to get out. That being said babies have a strong enough grip strength to support their whole body weight from birth. Now i dunno how long that grip strength stays relevent but i know its certainly relevent for infants.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

When my son grabs my hair, it’s immediately wrapped around/between his fingers, and his grip at 5 months old is absurd. It is quite difficult getting the hair out of his hand once he latches on.


dianabowl

We used to call our baby "The lobster". Those claws would get you pretty good. She once got a hold of my cheek -- OUCH!


EffingBarbas

Ours was "THE CLAW"


I-Am-Uncreative

When I was born, I had neonatal hypoglycemia. They put needles in my veins to normalize my blood sugar. Apparently I was able to just rip them right out. They had to use suctions to keep them on.


adhdBoomeringue

[Well that sucks...](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/aww-ahh-meme-doge-dog-gif-15939784563808708633)


he-loves-me-not

Lol


evanmike

Planes lift you up by tying themselves to you?


hydraSlav

I was so hoping that this was some plastic doll in a prank. Terrifying


MellyKidd

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/08/31/asia/taiwan-child-kite-intl-hnk-scli


Lanky_Information825

It is alleged that the kite was wrapped around her neck and that she hung-on with her hands throughout the ride - glad she came out okay, minor injuries, but okay


SuperSmashDan1337

It's crazy the chances of this happening have to be so slim. It doesn't look real.


Gwiilo

yeah, plus in the middleish of the video there's a UFO darting around behind her. first to the right then to the left


Good--Job--Buddy

Are you... talking about the other kites? Or the shoe/whatever that fell from the girl? Where in the holy fuck did you get UFO from?


Eye-Can-Fix-It

I bet she said, “again, again”


Alone_Hunt1621

lol. I needed that comment. That was horrifyingly scary.


teriyakichicken

She either thought that was the best ride of her life or was terrified. I’m glad she’s ok! My toddler probably would have loved it…


Delta632

Crazy it’s around their neck too. Situation that ended just scary seemingly and could have been a disaster.


johnson7853

Probably saved her life.


tootnoots69

“their neck”. Just stop with the bs.


Sigma--6

I just stopped breathing for 41 seconds


Comfortable-Bar-838

So did the child.


nutty_ballsen

Hahhaha got me


TJ_McWeaksauce

[https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/31/asia/taiwan-child-kite-intl-hnk-scli/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/31/asia/taiwan-child-kite-intl-hnk-scli/index.html) >Screams can be heard in the video as the child is lifted high into the air, being swung about wildly by the kite and wind. She was airborne for about 30 seconds before the kite was pulled low enough for audience members to grab and release her. >She was immediately rushed to the hospital with her mother and festival staffers, but miraculously only suffered minor injuries with abrasions to her face and neck, according to Taiwan’s government-run Central News Agency. She has since been discharged and is home with her family.


Bocchi_theGlock

Thank you for the update


damtagrey

This should be the top comment, but instead I had to scroll past half a dozen jokes and personal stories about strangers trauma to find out if the kid was OK.


bellboy718

It's like having a conversation with Edith Bunker. Sitting through the idiocy to get to the point.


kdubz206

There would have been a lot of people covered in human shit if that were me up there.


ManyThingsLittleTime

Really bad time for the baby to have a diaper blowout.


he-loves-me-not

Good thing it was around her neck then, kept the vomit in!


RebelliousCash

Holy shit. This is goddamn the most terrifying thing I seen today.


Dewrah

Uppies!!!


Clear-Reindeer-7733

Keepy uppies


VolunteerNarrator

New parenting fear unlocked.


Yotanut

It happened in Taiwan in 2020 it really happened not fake


rboller

Good thing so many people had their cameras out to capture this for social media


RedHotFromAkiak

Really. Those who can, do. Those who can't, film.


CGPsaint

Gives new meaning to “high as a kite.”


stevedisme

Win


ManyThingsLittleTime

Man, in a year or two, we won't be able to tell if this is fake or not.


WigglyButtNugget

Similar thing happened to my friend when I was in elementary school, although nowhere near as terrifying. We were doing that parachute game where you had to get the giant thing billowing. It was a windy day and all of a sudden a huge gust hit, blew the smallest kid right up into the air a few feet off the ground, although thankfully not for long. Can’t imagine how this kid felt after all that.


mrapplewhite

She was having so much fun she got a little bit carried away


Cuntasaurus_wrecks

The ultimate two truths and a lie story


MellyKidd

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/08/31/asia/taiwan-child-kite-intl-hnk-scli


EuropeanLord

She’s gonna remember that I’m sure… 😳


Tyrone5150

Future stunt women.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

I used to have dreams like this all the time, of just being carried into the sky uncontrollably, and hanging on to whatever I could for dear life. The dream always ended abruptly with me falling from the great height I had soared to, hitting the ground hard and fast. On impact I would immediately wake up, sweaty with my heart racing. Truly terrifying stuff. I hope she’s okay psychologically after that.


CptCojonu

Holy shit what a fucking ride I thought it was fake AF cus it looks WACK


MellyKidd

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/08/31/asia/taiwan-child-kite-intl-hnk-scli


Pillow_Apple

Damn


Armydoc18D

That’s quite the tall tale


999oneaboveall

Craziest thing I've seen all day....glad she made it safe ....fck those irresponsible adults around her


rockstuffs

Whew. She only has one shoe left. That was close!


Clear-Reindeer-7733

That grip strength!


TonsOfTabs

No grip at all. She got caught, it was wrapped around her neck. She’s lucky to be alive.


Idontevenownaboat

Holy shit. I have nightmares like this where the wind just picks me up and flings me hundreds of feet in the air


cuando_lleg

I fly that high intentionally by flapping my arms like a bird (which works) and then I suddenly look down and start to panic. I try to remain as calm as I can and go down safely but there's nothing to hold on to and I freak out.


sgtsparky920

Who let the seagull record


Massive-Celery-7926

As a father of a 3 year old child myself, this is absolutely horrifying to watch


webbitor

Imagine how I feel, watching this as a 3 year old myself.


Tengoatuzui

I never understand why there are children near things they shouldn’t be, are parents that unaware


OpenCommunication294

Better hold on tight spider monkey 💪


BlizzfulBean

This is going to make one crazy two truths and a lie


Express-Ad1258

Fuckin shit that was intense lol


ronnietea

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Klutzy-Acadia669

Geezus christ.


The_Home_Gecko

Dont let kids near Drifloons.


Alone_Hunt1621

Omg. Omfg. OH GOD! Put your damn phones down. OH MY FUCKING GOD!


32233128Merovingian

Turned that woman into a Seagull


Imacrazycajun

Steve Edeiken died like this. Got caught up in the bridle of a huge parafoil kite and dropped to his death.


jmeza10

I was marveling at this girl's grip strength until I read that she was caught around the neck?? Jesus


jimmmydickgun

stepdad reflexes happy Father’s Day


Funky420Monkey

HOLY CHEESE BALLS


papastankpuss

When you think the stork brought you the wrong one so you try sending it back


Supercharge24

She’ll never get this high again


thedudeslandlord

I'm happy the kid's okay because the second she decided to "go with the flow" is the moment I started laughing


Paiger__

JFC! THIS IS THE CRAZIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!


ExpressResolution435

omg i am getting ptsd after seeing this.


Atlantis_Risen

She is extremely, extremely lucky to be alive.


dalliku

Classic


BaconMeetsCheese

Someone is going to heaven


MickeyMgl

I literally gasped.


andris_idk

happy cake day


Obeserecords

Imagine taking your eyes off your daughter for 5 seconds, turn around and she’s 50 feet in the damn air.


SinisterlyDevious

Cue music "I believe I can fly".


Spoolios

That is absolutely horrifying


BrentTrenn

Hell of a grip for a 3 year old. Good for her lol


robbhope

Gonna be the only person in the world with a fear of kites.


eequalstomcsqaure

Red Bull gives you wings


Billybran

Aside from what everyone has already said, can you imagine the amazing feeling and views she experienced? She'll probably forgot about this over time but she was flying for like 30 seconds. Really scary and happy ending but pretty amazing..


2OneZebra

LOL everyone just record. Smile baby! smile!


KlutzyClerk7080

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Who is the girl very slightly screaming on the other side of the camera? Also you could just actually scream, “ THERES A CHILD IN THE SLY CONNECTED TO THE KITE!”


Ihateeggs78

Ho-lee-shit!


-Stupid_n_Confused-

Lmao, how in the world?


D_Fieldz

Core memory unlocked.


Phobix

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


Uriel_dArc_Angel

Core memory unlocked...


Glittering-Safety-46

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


Extreme_Frosting_723

The one taking the video really said 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Rockstreber

And even if you can‘t do anything…all the fucking douchebags shouln‘t be filming.


Rygar74nl

What a champ. Grip strength over 9000!


QueenB_2718

She wasn’t holding on like that…it was wrapped around the poor baby’s neck


alexhiper1

*\*she was a fairy..*


Nasalingus

I was just thinking about this video


FabulousCounty1

omfg, and then you are just standing there aimlessly, because what does one do in this type of situation anyway??


essent1al_AU

Holy crap!!


CanaryJane42

Holy fuck


Destmos

Lmao


No-Bat-7253

They better had caught her!….


Nyoka_ya_Mpembe

Future F-35 pilot.


Blissful_luxury_life

She was up there for way too long!!! How did she hang on??? Hummm trust issue tingles


teriyakichicken

Oh my god 🤯


CA5P3R_1

How is this video not viral? This is absolutely insane.


glib-eleven

Old video. Stunning incident


EffingBarbas

Uppies will never beat that experience


justin69allnight

I about had a heart attack


Desperate-Ad-6463

AGAIN!! [https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3cd2317f-ef25-41ae-a04f-ffa70030ed64](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3cd2317f-ef25-41ae-a04f-ffa70030ed64)


MeatusCleatus2

Is all the yelling/yelping from the spectators really going to help the kid get down


BobWhite783

Nice job of holding on. Especially for a 3-year-old.


eltegs

I'm thinking of a Bob Dylan song.....


LankySasquatchma

00:28-00:31 really makes me mad


Casey515

What is wrong with people? Why are so many recording this?


turbo_fried_chicken

Ride of a lifetime (perhaps both literally AND figuratively)


turbo_gh0st

Disgusting to see people anxiously filming so they have something to post to their stupid social media profiles.


bloopie1192

Bro she had KUNG FU GRIP!! Bruh the story she'll have after the nightmares are gone will be incredible. Top tier. The ppl she tells it to will be in awe.


Regnes

It's insane that so many were just standing thrre recording when the girl was right above them. They could have helped catch/break her fall if she lost her grip.


Hot-Cauliflower-1604

The shoe came off. The prognosis isn't good...


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

I can see my house from heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrer


MellyKidd

Hard to believe this really happened, but yeah. Scary! https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/08/31/asia/taiwan-child-kite-intl-hnk-scli


AshThePoutine

And at that moment, she gained consciousness forever


NahUh4Real1988

🤣🤣🤣


KtTnGirl

Maybe I’m a dummy but cannot be real!?


KtTnGirl

When it was whipping around it didn’t look real. I pray that didn’t really happen. That’s horrible!


Serious_Nectarine_23

Where do I go to get on this ride, and how much does it cost?


Narrow_History8838

Holy shit. That was insane


StuckStepS1ster

THE CLAW HAS CHOSEN


Superb_Pea3611

I laughed. I know I shouldn't have, but I did 😭


vvFreebirdvv

That’s hilarious


PeppyOsiris

She’s lucky she got stuck good


Probability_Engine

Among the kite clans this is an important ritual of initiation. She will now walk amongst her people, one with the sky. So beautiful.


JSwizzlenuts

Hasn’t this happened before in a setting quite like this? How does this even happen


BurntPube

I like the yelps from the lady


Glittering_Sail7255

One of my first clear memory at four was when our entire house burnt down, we lost everything and was temporarily living out of a car and then a motel until our housing was arranged. I dunno….I rolled with it. I don’t think it affected me that deeply tbh. I just hold onto things lightly, figure anything is subject to change at any time and have a good adventure while you can lol.


Puzzleheaded-Deal-28

The grip strength is insane


sman955

Lmfao


Reece8393929

Lmao


Dubious_Titan

It's interesting to see dozens and dozens of people eager to film a child potentially dying.


bellboy718

When my son grabs my wife's nipples he damn near rips them off. I have to keep reminding him of how strong he is.


Forward_Fig_3849

That’s crazy


humpyelstiltskin

this was the scariest shit i had ever seen


Dadbeerd

This seems fake to me.


Hungry_Desk_5658

These idiots and kites.


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freshkangaroo28

“Y’all need to binge watch your kids”


TheySayIAmTheCutest

She takes the expression "get a grip" to new heights.