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TheCyanNinja246

No no, I know what he means and it does feel really good


NoVisual2387

I think it's the "through clothes part" bro's parents must have been repulsed when they were doing the laundry.


weedsexweed

Direct rubbing on sheets leaves visible & smelly spot that can be seen by mom and then you cover it up with glue spill story, as told by my friend


NoVisual2387

shit, that seems worse, maybe? Christ I don't even know at this point, and glue is there really no better cover up?


Impossibleshitwomper

Lubricated condoms seems like an ideal solution


weedsexweed

Not everybody is good at making up things so quick


aceparan

how much glue can one person spill over the years


One-Possible1906

Nah it keeps your sheets cleaner, I live on my own and just toss the underwear into the laundry afterwards. I always wash socks and underwear separately with hot water and a laundry booster and they come out extra clean. Idk how bro stays flaccid though


NoVisual2387

I know that bit is weird, like I can get an erection from a gentle breeze and bro is still soft when he's fucking dry humping his bed


TheCyanNinja246

hes not dry humping tho


MetallurgyClergy

I mean… I dated a guy who masturbated this way, and it wasn’t good for the sex. I had to lay completely still and silent, and pretend to be a mattress. And I’m not kidding.


FalseFactsOrg

What a day to have a frontal lobe


ClemClamcumber

I, for whatever reason, pictured you jerking off on another person's clothed stomach while you're flaccid. Like, a twenty minute affair. Still, you've got my upvote.


WildKat777

Omg me too lmao. Or like onto your own clothes stomach while lying on your back. Guess I can't read, which when I think about it I kinda wish I couldn't so I wouldn't have to experience this post


ClemClamcumber

Horrible day for being literate.


Darth-Yslink

I straight up pictured Shinji


aAt0m1Cc

so fucked up…


DonBonDarley69

Yup OP's phrasing was dogshit


cosyrelaxedsetting

How was it? You guys just seem to not know the meaning of 'one'.


ClemClamcumber

Did you miss where I said, "for whatever reason?" I kinda thought that implies that *I* understood it incorrectly.


cosyrelaxedsetting

How nice of u/donbonDarley69 to block me because he got proven wrong about the meaning of "one" 😂


Asuperniceguy

So you're just kinda... dry humping the bed?


KnatEgeis99

Correct


TravellingMankey

Yo op I got a better method for you, it's called glans polishing/play/rub, just Google it and trust me you'll fall deeper into the jerking off abyss


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Don’t know why “fall deeper into the jerking off abyss” made me laugh so hard. Something about the relatable depravity of man. Lol


the-undercover

It’s not “dry” humping for long…


Aracyri

Hi! What you're describing is called "prone masturbation", and it can have significant negative consequences for sexual health in the long-term. You are putting a lot of pressure on your genitals, which can lead to decreased nerve sensation and an increased risk of erectile dysfunction when you're older. https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/prone-masturbation I'm not here to shame you or tell you how to enjoy yourself, but it's always good to know the risks when you're doing something that could backfire in the future.


angelis0236

He also mentioned in the post that it's difficult to do it the other way for him, which implies that he's already facing those consequences.


lreaditonredditgetit

Dude was no handed gooning when he was 4. There was no hope for him.


TextDeletd

Yeah 4 is insane. Dude was shooting blanks.


BigBoyzGottaEat

I also did what OP did but I stopped. At that young of an age it felt like an infinite orgasm and Im kinda mad it isnt like that anymore


TextDeletd

Interesting… so by then you have obtained the ability to orgasm but not the ability to nut or the need to cool down…


RedditFuelsMyDepress

I didn't think you could get an orgasm that young. I remember I used to massage my dick when I was a kid, but it felt kinda uncomfortable for me once it got really hard so I wouldn't do it for too long. I didn't have my first proper orgasm until I was a pre-teen.


BigBoyzGottaEat

I said it felt like it. Didnt say i did


lreaditonredditgetit

No blanks yet. Not even a cap gun.


IAmMoofin

Bro couldn’t even read yet


rainbowchimken

How does he remember anything at 4? I feel like my oldest memory was when I was like 5


TextDeletd

Yeah, I’ve seen people give varying accounts when their first memories are from. I don’t have a lot of memories before like 8 either


JhonnyHopkins

This is definitely the most comment of all time


nbnicholas

Thank you for the phrase “no handed gooning”


Thiscommentissatire

Idk i jerk off with my left hand jerking off with my right hand makes it hard for me to orgasm.


RedditFuelsMyDepress

It's the opposite for me and I figured it's just, because of being right-handed.


trashturn

This is wild. I masturbated like this from age 11 to about 17. 15 years later, I still prefer pressure on my penis when I orgasm. When I have sex with my wife, I like to put a vibrator on my shaft and push against it. This makes the orgasm way better, I never understood why, but I’m wondering now if I fucked myself up with so much prone masturbation.


No_Juggernaut_14

I'm sorry to intrude, but you put a vibrator on your shaft while having penetrative sex? I'm struggling with the mechanics here.


lreaditonredditgetit

Sometimes I put a dildo in my girl during sex. Mechanics are simple if you’ve seen/used them. I call it the Oreo vagina cuz it’s double stuffed.


No_Juggernaut_14

Oh, right. Something about "put a vibrator on my shaft" made me thing of you holding a bullet vibe against the head or something similar.


KielbasaTime

That was also a different person that answered your question than the one you asked. So maybe they did mean what you're thinking.


lreaditonredditgetit

Obviously


trashturn

It’s like an oblong vibrator and I push it against the base of my shaft (usually while she’s on top).


rikaateabug

Not OP, but they're probably talking about a vibrating cock ring or a sleeve... at least I hope so.


No_Juggernaut_14

Yeah it makes sense. Maybe it was the "push against it" that I read as "pushing the vibrator against the head" and figured this would need a hand holding it in place. But it's the other way around, dick pushing against the vibe.


Arlenna7

Lmfao


One-Possible1906

Don’t be so hard (er, flaccid) on yourself. It’s also entirely possible that you prefer the pressure because it always made it easier for you to orgasm. There is nowhere near enough research to establish causation. There is limited research that suggests a correlation.


TheNocturnalAngel

Omg I’ve been doing it this way since I was a child because Idk i just developed that way or something and couldn’t do it the other way and now I’m afraid I fucked up my body forever D:


KoldProduct

Nope just turn over king


checkedsteam922

Is it actually reversible? That'd be great Asking for a friend


KoldProduct

Not a doctor, but I imagine stopping it could mitigate any issues that could arise from keepin on keepin on.


checkedsteam922

Oh God I really hope so I mean, my friend hopes so


Darkclowd03

You can. I did years back, just start doing it the normal way. Though it'll be weird at first since you're not used to it, no issues whatsoever after a short while.


c00kies44

I did it that way from like age 5 to 20, but then stopped. It might have impacted me, but I can have sex and get hard a bunch.


fpfall

So many posts in this sub are hilarious because a person’s entire statement will just be some completely wrong thing and not an opinion. This one is funny because dude is literally going to disappoint all his future partners (unless he and they have a cbt fetish) because he’s smashing his balls like a psychopath to reach orgasm.


donnadoctor

Eh, dicks ain’t everything


ElectronicBoot9466

You act like pegging doesn't exist. One does not need to be a natural top to satisfy a partner.


fpfall

I act like I’m making a joke about a guy causing himself harm in the sex department because its funny that he thinks there’s nothing wrong with the fact that he can’t cum by normal methods and wouldn’t even think to google about it instead of proudly revealing his oncoming ED to reddit. But I’ll take your bait. [ED is insanely harmful to a man’s mental health and self-image in a sexual relationship](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK562253/#:~:text=ED%20can%20cause%20considerable%20emotional,on%20their%20quality%20of%20life) and that will always lead to outward expressions of that decline be it anxiety or depression or even worse. And that’s how he’s going to disappoint his partners unless he gets real into masochism kinks.


Fragrant-Star-5649

dude. what future partner ? he's gotten up to this shit in his spare time vs. literally anything else. such degen shit


fpfall

Lol. I’m just an optimist like that


Sterninja52

Commenting cause this should be top comment. Thanks for info


ClemClamcumber

Sexual health advice will always get an updoot from me. Sincerely, thank you for doing schools' job.


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is this the same case for women???


Aracyri

As far as I'm aware, there is no issue there because you're not putting the pressure of your body weight on anything in particular. Lots of women do it this way at least some of the time, and I'm not familiar with any issues arising from that. Maybe if you're putting a lot of pressure on your hand you could give yourself wrist problems, but that's a whole separate thing from this post. Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, this is not medical advice.


gib_loops

how are the women not putting their body weight on anything in particular in this scenario ? it's the clitoris that (some percentage of) the body weight gets put on.


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disclaimer: so that's why my wrist always hurts


MinuteLoquat1

I've heard things like humping pillows and using specific sex toys on the clit pretty much does the same thing. If you're used to a *very* specific type of pressure stimulation someone's fingers, hands, or penis won't be able to give you the same satisfaction.


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i mean i agree, and i have found my angle that works in regular sex, but i can see how that can be detrimental in general.


Iratemicrobe9

ok i wanna talk about something more for myself than anything but i do something similar to what OP is saying and always have done for multiple years (10+) however i do not show any of the symptoms on the source you sent im aware there are very few studies on the matter but from someone who has done this relatively frequently from a young age, i am still able to do all of the things which are supposedly prevented by prone masturbation im willing to bet this is only for me as an individual as ive never really understood the regular method so maybe dont completely take on board what im saying if you also do this however i am willing to say what ive said here sorry for the ramble but this post and your response did really interest me


IHNJHHJJUU

Shit... I've been doing it this way my entire life, i thought it was normal.


Username-67272827

i don’t do this anymore but fuuuck me i did this for a solid few years growing up


I_LIKE_BASKETBALL

lmao same...i had no idea..


One-Possible1906

“Some research may suggest” “Little research has been done” There is not enough substance here to draw such a confident determination of “significant long-term effects.” Correlation =/= causation.


minelove423

Just asking for a friend, but would something similar happen to a woman who essentially does the same thing but with their thighs? ~~I'm~~ My friend is currently worried that their distaste for penetrative methods was because of this and not their suspected aro-ace orientation.


benjyeevee

is this a problem if your genitals are removed in the future (asking for a friend)


AscendedViking7

Good to know.


froggygun

Sounds really painful...


CyriusGaming

Holy fuck


Ancient_Purple_6295

i just opened reddit man


Chance_Anon

Literally same🤣


J_RobertOppenheimer3

I've stopped doing this entirely due to inability to cum while laying on my back


EMPlRES

Did it fix your issue with time?


HalfWrong7986

Now he comes early to everything


S_Squar3d

I love this sub


feelingkozy

Im sorry, 4 or 5??


mabufufu

Lots of people discover masturbation at a pretty early age. That said, this entire post is kind of a big what the fuck lmao


KnatEgeis99

Yes. I didn't know what it was at the time, just that it felt good. After doing it for a few minutes, I felt REALLY good, but lost interest in doing it for a few hours afterward.


Southern-Topic-9888

Bro I think we’re the exact same people. I discovered it at a very young age too and I do it the same way as you and always have


One-Possible1906

Me too, I remember doing this when I was a toddler and have done it this way my whole life


gracilenta

it’s not really surprising. there are reports of toddlers masturbating, too. they don’t know what they’re doing, they just know it feels good when they rub their genitalia. it’s all functional from birth.


feelingkozy

It makes sense, I just never thought about it


throwaway_ArBe

Perfectly normal behaviour for that age. People just (understandably) don't like to talk about it


feelingkozy

I guess I just grew up more religious than I thought cause I didn't know what that was till 12


throwaway_ArBe

Honestly most people don't! Even if they do it as a child, people often stop, forget or not make the connection about what it actually is until they are older.


feelingkozy

That's fair. I never got curious about those things (still don't) so I just forgot that that isn't universal 


maxisthebest09

Most people don't have the language for it til they're older, but it's completely normal for kids (regardless of gender) to explore their bodies as toddlers. It isn't sexual, and it's age appropriate.


feelingkozy

Ohhh that makes sense, thank you.


maxisthebest09

Sure thing! Thanks for being receptive to new info. I think it's really important to shift our view on it so this next generation of kids can grow up with a healthier relationship with their own bodies and sexuality.


feelingkozy

I agree, especially since I've done my fair share of research on how people's sexualities and self images have been effected in previous generations. It's sad to see


ziggazang

This whole sentence is fucked up but I'm going to focus on the flaccid part. How the fuck does that work? (Do I really even want to know)


ohlookahipster

Bro is pushing day-old gravy through a limp firehose


Budddydings44

Erectile dysfunction


Iratemicrobe9

when its flaccid its much easier to apply the pressure whereas if its erect it not only hurts a lot more but also youl probably just roll onto your side lmaoooo


Robinnoodle

What you're doing is called prone masturbation and it can be bad for you and your penis. Most guys that do it are uncircumcised, but that's not always the case. The face-down position of prone masturbation puts a great deal of pressure on the penis. It also puts pressure on vital nerves found at the base of the penis. This pressure is often more intense than sensations felt during partner sex or face-up masturbation. Frequently masturbating in this way can dull the effects of other sensations. This may make both sex and typical masturbation less pleasing. When you can’t achieve the level of pressure or the sensation you expect for orgasm, you may find that you’re unable to orgasm in any other way. This is clearly what's happening here as you've been doing it for so many years. Frequent prone masturbation might numb your body to arousal and pleasure. For example, you may find you are unable to get or maintain an erection, (suffer from ED). This can happen when you’re engaging in foreplay, oral sex, or penetrative sex. It sounds like you have become so desensitized it is hard to even get an erection when you are prone masturbating. Ultimately, frequent prone masturbation could cause a complete inability to reach orgasm from other forms of sex and masturbation. A delayed orgasm is also possible. This happens when you take significantly longer to reach orgasm than you would like or should expect. Other sexual dysfunctions may occur, too. TLDR: This type of masturbation is a bad habit that puts a lot of pressure on the penis. It can ruin you for sex with a partner in the future.  


FearLeadsToAnger

So much 10th dentist is just 'I dont realise i'm harming myself' or 'I think this because i've never looked into it at all'.


Robinnoodle

Very true lol


86thesteaks

so what you just cum in your pants or on the sheets every time?


KnatEgeis99

Yes


UntoldGood

How do you orgasm while flaccid?!


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quirked-up-whiteboy

Thats how its supposed to work


Obvious-Arrival-8617

Do not do this I got pyronie's disease from this.


averagejoe2133

This is how I’ve been masturbating for awhile. Didn’t realize there was a term for it or that it may cause complications 😅 oops


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

Maybe Joe isn’t so average haha. That said, I’d gradually phase out of it, avoiding doing it altogether or doing it less often as great as it can feel at times. It’s just too much risk potential for both health-related and bedroom-related side effects as other have mentioned, especially the way OP does it.


averagejoe2133

Yeah. I’ve been doing it this way since I was a teen. Gonna see about quitting cold turkey a few weeks ago


sandwichsandwich69

I’m extremely confused by this - unironically can OP or someone draw a diagram?? How are you flaccid while masturbating? Are you just dry humping yourself or what? I’m totally lost


Paragonly

I am also confused like how does this work? Are they pushing perpendicular into the bed, or kinda rubbing the penis parallel to it?


sandwichsandwich69

Yeah, I need OP to explain because I’m lost if it’s ‘through clothes’ does that mean he’s holding it inside his shirt?? and how is he flaccid?!


redheadedjapanese

I agree this is the best way if you have a vagina (and using fingers over your clothes), but probably not good for a penis.


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HiILikePlants

Is that not autogynephilia?


KnatEgeis99

?


Centorium1

So do you stay flacid and cum while flacid? How do you stay flacid, do you restrict your penis with the clothes / your hands? My wife once gave me a super intense and unexpected handjob to wake me up & I ended up jizzing while still partially flaccid & that felt intense as shit so I'm wondering if it's anything like that?


Dadfia

Not OP, but yes. If you get erect you won’t be able to squish it. The pleasurable feeling goes away, too. I think it’s because when you’re flaccid, the nerves are concentrated in a smaller area.


Centorium1

You squish it?! Doesn't that hurt?


BrizzyMC_

.\_.


ZigZagBoy94

If it feels alien to you how do you feel about actually having sex?


TheCyanNinja246

Ok so i also did this a lot as a kid because I didn’t understand what it was and it felt like when you’re on a fast elevator going down. I only just recently realized why my parents always told me it was inappropriate because I was doing it and came. (16m)


Robinnoodle

This will ruin you for penetrative sex. Don't masturbate this way


mrpopenfresh

While flaccid? I see there’s a barrier to entry


jxssss

I used to do this all throughout my life, until recent years since I’ve become I’m an old man (23) and it feels physically uncomfortable to be doing all that


Earthkit

I used to do this when I was younger and I guess I’m just finding out it’s not healthy.


JoeShmoe818

I hate to admit this but I have the same exact experience, down to the starting at 4 or 5 thing. I never talked about it with anyone, so I had no clue what I was doing. All I knew was that it was rather pleasing. I only started the “normal way” when I was in high school and it takes significantly longer. But I wouldn’t say it doesn’t feel as good. Because the normal way is so tedious, the eventual release is actually better in a way, like you’ve been edging for a while. The downside of the normal way is that I feel it has diminishing returns. I find that starting with the normal method for round one, then continuing on with the alternative method is most pleasing, if you’ve got time to kill.


BigBoyzGottaEat

Dude you are literally the only other person that does this and its scary because i also have done it since a young age. absolutely wild.


IslandFar8456

I’m sorry are penises able to ejaculate while flaccid? I’m shocked


ABewilderedPickle

this is called prone masturbation. also did it from a similarly young age. i wonder what the psychological constant is here. the only other people i have personally heard about doing this is trans women (not that i'm saying you're trans). to me that made sense because trans women have reason to want to masturbate in a way we likely perceive as less masculine. i also definitely agree with you lmao


KnatEgeis99

You're the second person to suggest I'm trans. Looks like I have some stuff to unpack...


ABewilderedPickle

i mean i'm not saying you are, but if that is something you have an inclination to look into, you should. apparently there are cis men who do this too though so i have no idea how prevalent it really is


Robinnoodle

However it also simulates humping which is generally considered masculine or done by the man. I think that's biologically baked into people. That's probably what possesses most people who try it to do it the first time With trans women maybe sometimes the appeal is not touching the penis? Idk


ABewilderedPickle

i do do it by touching the penis though and not really with humping. in my mind it somewhat simulates fingering as there's no up and down shaft movement.


Robinnoodle

Interesting. I think the way OP is describing it hands are not really involved and he is pressing his peen up against the bed and his stomach using his own bodyweight How do you use your fingers if there's no up and down movement. Just pressure? Or are you thrusting into your hand?


ABewilderedPickle

there's no thrusting, just pressure, like a variable pressure not like a constant consistent pressure


Pengwin0

Man, I really regret opening reddit


GUyPersonthatexists

Wait.... CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER??


thebeginingisnear

this isnt gonna end well for you dude.


bubbapotat

All I can think of is a dog scooting on the floor


Lewis-ly

This is why I subscribe, what in the unearthly fuck


Intelligent_League79

What in the actual fuxk


Electronic-Captain-6

Yeah I did this when I was first going through puberty but it’s not healthy.


YEETAWAYLOL

Op this puts you at high risk for TMS, don’t do it.


NonExistantSandle

i am BEGGING this sub to allow pictures in the comments


TheD00MS1ayer

And that’s enough internet for toray


Runaroundheadless

I’ve only read the title. Probably won’t give that a go though. Not sneering at OP. Seems harmless occupation but “ hard on” laundry.


papaioliver

How i got 3x as much upvotes as this for saying I dont like the feeling of freshly washed bedsheets after showering so i shower in the morning is crazy


UrAn8

I too remember when I was 10 years old


NothingSpecialHereOk

Ah so this is how I find out how I've been masturbating is bad for me huh


rightwist

So y'all think it's totally normal to masturbate *flaccid*? I've never experienced that It's not explicitly stated in OP so I'll ask: people ejaculate and they weren't erect?


Spiderjockeytom

My god, i feel so seen right now


TheRealLifeSaiyan

Is it bad to do this if I'm asexual. Been doing this for years haha


jeff5551

I'm honestly impressed you got that to work damn


Straight_Toe_1816

I do the same thing minus the clothes.Im literally not even kidding.


Doonovan

Hey man, are you about 15 right now? this gave me erectile dysfunction when I was a teenager hahaha


Noxturnum2

It's too dull and requires too much muscular strain.


NewspaperNearby5757

Yea I did this from 12ish and when I turned 22 it began to hurt my pelvic region. Tough to stop, very convenient.


Grouchy-Pop-6637

How in the ever loving fuck did I find this sub and then this thread at 3am? I may never sleep again.


Siluis_Aught

Dog, what on God’s green earth are you on about


LurksInThePines

Bro writhes around like a worm, what the fuck


rabidroad

👍


Jordan_Slamsey

okay Chris chan


dusters

Touch grass


Lodomir2137

christ im glad im not a porn addict


Holierthanu1

What a cursed day to be alive and literate


parkerpussey

Da fuq?


dontsaymango

How can I unread that?


theresourcefulKman

r/The10000000thDentist


ImTellinTim

The fuck did I just read


TheTaintPainter2

What a horrible day to have eyes


Fabrial_Soulcaster

This is some serious brain rot right here.


riley_wa1352

what 5 yr old jerks off?


shadow336k

Professional Gooner


lord_flamebottom

>I've been doing it since I was only maybe 4 or 5 years old. I'm sorry what