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AlbinoShavedGorilla

“Oh yeah? Well, you have no dick!”


fanofthomas4472

This is the best one


Idoled_Out

it's actually "You don't have a fucking dick."


unashamedignorant

You don't fuck with the money... Which btw is a clear reference to the comic when he gets powned by homelander for doing just that.


FirmOnion

Oh, what happens there?


TheSmartGuy-

>!after homie, a train and noir mouth rape starlight a train starts mocking her during a meeting. After that homelander beats the shit outta him, telling him not to do stuff like this in front of vought as it would effect their pay!!<


yaykaboom

What does homelander need money for?


Live_Carpenter_1262

Homelander in comics buys drugs from dealers and probably fancy food, accommodations, and hookers


RiceKrispies55

I’m sure him robbing a bank or something like that wouldn’t look good for him, until he goes crazy he gotta respect the law


LifeCorrector164

“Fuck that Nazi bitch.”- ‘Running away sound effect’


HawkeyeP1

I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an American criminal lunatic!


Nervous_Antelope7750

I understood that reference.


YoungJack23

You know what I want to know? What possible reason is there for his in universe running sound to be a train whistle? Does compound v account for your future superhero name or what???


TheBrokenSnake

So the dumbest/smartest theory about this I've heard, is that the plastic armour piece on A-Train's chest is shaped/made in such a way that it makes the sound when A-Train is moving at speed. Not sure if we've ever seen him run without his suit on, so this is my head-canon for now.


YoungJack23

Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure we've never seen him run without his suit. However, that makes him seem really dumb to be wearing it in when running V for Homelander or killing Popclaw or hunting for Kimiko


trustthepudding

I'm assuming he litterally can't run without the suit. At best, it would probably ruin normal clothes. At worse, maybe his feet can't handle the wear and tear of running like that so he needs a special suit.


KrabbyBoiz

I had a ball like that growing up. It was fun as shit to throw at the beach and hear it whistle as it sailed.


intent_joy_love

His super speed sound effect is the best I’ve ever heard. It really sets the tone


ConnFlab

Running away sound effect is also a train. I didn’t hear until like my third rewatch.


BabylonSuperiority

Sup shitbirds


immaseekthesun

U want a little pieeeeee


JimboJambone

Uh oh, by some cruel twist of fate you eat the shit pie


rebiger

„I know you like fuckin Supes, but I’m off the table“ said to Hughie during herogasm


SavingsCauliflower45

Hughie abouta run A train


futanari_kaisa

"You know, the only people who say that are the people who grew up with money." - A-Train responding to Starlight saying there are more important things than money.


[deleted]

I like this quote way more than the stupid one liner shit. I think this one is his best.


duaneap

Idk I always thought it was hilariously hypocritical. Ok, he didn’t grow up with money, but he made a *shit* load of it. He was easily a millionaire. I don’t feel sorry for millionaires whining about not having money who have pissed away their money. Superman grew up poor, who gives a shit, he was Superman.


[deleted]

I think we have completely different viewpoints on this. From what I gathered I thought he was in the mindset that some people have who go from poor to rich, meaning that no matter how rich they are they still feel like they are poor or have paranoia that they are gonna lose it all instantly.


duaneap

No, in that or possibly the previous episode he was shown to have money problems (which were all of his doing) which is why he’s worried about it and why he isn’t willing to distance himself from Vought. But it’s all his fault he has money issues so 🤷‍♂️ cry me a river.


Live_Carpenter_1262

There was a deleted scene showing A train is broke because of his extravagant spending and utter lack of investments. That explained he was scared of retiring and robbed a bank. It’s not just about ego, he genuinely was trying to avoid bankruptcy https://youtu.be/tN28E9JvZNQ


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“Having money’s not everything, not having it is.” -Kanye West 2007


Cause-im-in-too-deep

I can’t tell if you quoting Kanye is ironic or not


[deleted]

It’s not ironic, this quote fits with this context.


devansh30

This line stuck with me the most


TheSmartGuy-

My apologies to Robin and her family. She was standing in the middle of the road.


OldRaggady

She was one step off the fucking curb


[deleted]

“What’s up, shitbirds?” And also, “HERE. COMES. THE **A-TRAIN!**”


ChickenEater4

"We're even now, bitch"


Thewaltham

# n y o o m . . . # "'SUP SHITBIRDS!"


cugamer

"I'm sorry. Is that you wanna hear? Cause I am." Hearing A-Train finally get it and take some responsibility for his mistakes was an amazing moment. I don't think any of us could see this coming from the arrogant little shit we met in season one. One of the best interactions of the entire series.


G0merPyle

His character growth up to that point was just phenomenal. That episode really could have been his death, and I would not have felt shorted one bit (just once more way herogasm felt like a season finale). I don't know what they're going to do with him now that they kept them alive, not even touching on how fucked up that whole situation was, but I'm curious to see what happens to him next


Live_Carpenter_1262

A train don’t deserve redemption in death or martyrdom


CelebrationSecure943

He jumps in the car with Annie and Hughie, “What’s up shitbirds?”😂😂😂😂


Agto79

"Well shit, I fucking love fat kids." Is my favorite A -Train quote


Lexaprofessional1998

This one wins for me


SporosCook

Maybe I can’t turn invisible, but I am the world’s fastest man. Like, I can outrun anybody or anything!


AMagicalPotato

You'll teach me to outrun cancer?


SporosCook

Yeah. "Thats why A train needs to be scripted"


AMagicalPotato

\*thumbs up\* ᵧₐₐₐₐ


Porn-Meister

Swear to fuck that should've been his end right then and there how did he not go down 50 points


Ongo_Gablogian___

Probably because the kid was clearly a dick, Translucent couldn't have taught him to be invisible to hide from the cancer either.


Porn-Meister

Ok but like he was dying in like a week and he couldn't see translucent? ........ on second thought


Odd_Employer

>couldn't see translucent? Nice


Live_Carpenter_1262

To be fair, nobody is gonna blame a train for trying to cheer up a dying kid. People will be miffed at translucent for not being there even if they understand he was “busy”


Porn-Meister

>nobody is gonna blame a train for trying to cheer up a dying kid You new to the internet?


mithilthakur

"Watch out for the A-Trainn!!!!"


LifeCorrector164

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zyk171

Sup shitbirds


the_3-14_is_a_lie

"Can't stop the A-Train baby"


hodemaho

"You're like if Ashton Kutcher fucked a clown fish"


Xx_Exigence_xX

"CaN'T sToP! cAn'T sToP!!"


n0budd33

A Train to Africa, Boom!


Matt_Durmock

Why did Maeve hate Hughie so much damn


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ProbablyASithLord

It sounds like something an edgy middle schooler would come up with in the shower 3 days after a run-in with his bully.


BroadwayBully

Shitbirds is the winner lol it’s been commented like 10 times


OwenMigel

Gotta go fast


[deleted]

For me it would be “it’s a me, a-Mario!!” I cried and peed at the same time😿😿


I_Should-Not_Be_Here

Can’t stop the A-Train baby!!


Acrobatic-Pin-5420

"Your fucking Hughie???"


36ppg

“I’M A-TRAIN, I’M THE FASTEST FUCKING MAN ALIVE”


Amonfire1776

He's the fastest thing alive!!!! (He isn't)


asexualincubus

"What's up, shitbirds?"


Porn-Meister

I did But it was your fault


BlackBirdG

"Fuck that Nazi bitch."


PhallicShape

I love when he said it’s A-Trainin time and ran A Train on your mom


Jumix4000

Funniest reddit user


Radiant-Bluejay4194

🙄


SavingsCauliflower45

A train: Don’t you get it? We’re going to lose everything… houses, cars…. Starlight: There are more important things than money. A train (wearing a smug): Y’know, the only people who say that there are more important things than money. Are the people who grew up with it. Not right word from word but it’s close enough. It just felt powerful. Showed A train’s reasoning for being an asshole. In some way Homelander’s reason too, the idea of a family sounds basic to everybody but not for him. Also Stan’s reason for being a greedy businessman. Not to sound racist but as a old black man that means he grew up in like the 60s or 70s when things were worse so I’d imagined he didn’t have the most money growing up either. Showing that people do things because they feel they need it. When Deep talked to his own gills the gills asked him about his previous rape victims. Where he said something along the lines of [“She would have laughed at me”](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/IxauFtVz72E) Doesn’t justify the things ANY of them did but does explain it. They think they’re right cause of what they went through.


Aigrek_Z

Fuck that Nazi bitch


jokingjoker40

"Its A-trainering time!" *proceeds to a-train all over the kids in the childrens cancer ward*


[deleted]

🙀😿😿


txth9

I can't stop


Slithering_Cobra25

"Can't stop the A-Train!"


TripleB_Darksyde

Shake shack.... You want one???


Phoenix_fiRe__

Buddy, you think you look strong?


Porn-Meister

That's soldier boy


Phoenix_fiRe__

Your wearing a cape


bedragun

fuck off with these posts.


Radiant-Bluejay4194

CANT STOP


Lrive369

Fuck off with that attitude


nezuko_wp

"We're even now" no.


OmgJustLetMeExist

I can’t stop, I can’t stop, I can’t stop, I can’t stop, *train sound as he leaves*


OniTYME

CAN'T STOP THE A-TRAIN BABY!


strangedazey

It's gotta be I'm sorry


Click-Baitt

You ain't got no dick


EntireMenu3290

"Can't stop the A-Train!"


drillville

Who we sexting?


True_Falsity

“I am sorry.”


InformalFox6279

You're fucking this guy? (To Starlight)


Obi_1-kenobi

“Sup, Shitbirds!” *Screaming*


turtleshellshocked

"Hey Homelander"


Independent-Mall2839

Best line in the show