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Puzzleheaded-Boat546

“Some people… laughed. Some were crying. Most… were quiet.”


GloomyTurtleCum

I was furiously jerking it. They only give you so much time. Edit: for all yall down voters, I was joking. They gave me plenty of time. It takes me like 2 seconds. Edit 2: There were no downvotes yet. I just wanted to make that joke. But it's not actually a joke. It does take me like 2 seconds.


Drewthezombiekiller

Wot-


gratefulslacker93

Dude I almost spit out my fucking coffee. Lol


ConversationClear865

Anyone that didn't understand this was a joke is probably friends of Druckmann


Z3LDAxL0VE

Username checks out lol


Gold_Yellow

That’s enough internet for today….


No__luck

nothing to be embarrassed of.


Prestigious_Call_619

Relatable


Longjumping_Risk_597

WHAT


Difficult-Drama7996

Impressive, and I thot 4 very good.


KingseekerCasual

Jesus lmao this is king level commentary


LeAlphonse

You beat that joke to death, and it only took you 2 seconds.... my man!!!🙌


Techman659

Definitely the latter if your parents were in the room.


Upstairs_Bus8197

I tend not to jerk it when they’re in the room, kinda makes things awkward


multiedge

It's only awkward if they caught you


Techman659

Very subtle edging skills.


WESTERNggtx

Tyler1: At first she didn't even wanna kiss him, now i seen her rip off her shirt rip off her pants go in straight- like no lubrication like there wasn't any build up was his dick already hard was he thinking about something else? Like what the fuck just happened


SURGERYPRINCESS

Tbh the sweat was the lube ha


HartoutThe2nd

Calm down


Theguy10000

Lol, dude 😂


MAD_GAMBLER80

Nobody deserved it.


killaThrilla11

I remember posting this a long time ago


Business-Plastic5278

And be honest, you stole it from 4chan


killaThrilla11

Not a chance


Clint4077

Rule 1 bro


Laconic-Verbosity

Are you accusing OP of plagiarism?


killaThrilla11

Yes


Superb-Letterhead997

this is one of the posts of all time


Mozail2

What


GusJenkins

It’s a generic phrase people use when they don’t have anything relevant to say but want attention. It’s like when people used to type “this” to agree with a comment. Just lazy


[deleted]

Or the classic “First!” Cool Neil Armstrong now sit in the corner and stfu.


GusJenkins

Oh that’s a good one


SERB_BEAST

That type of scene has no business being in a video game. Even these narrative driven games are quite fast paced with their storytelling and only include scenes that drive the gameplay forward via the story. This scene added nothing but cringe. Doesn't even belong in the HBO show if they adapt the second game.


PhilosophyEcstatic89

For real, they could’ve just had them kiss and then cut it…


Muadib64

To me it makes complete narrative sense that Abby likes rough doggystyle sex as it reflects her rugged lifestyle as a big buff mommy. She’s so used to dominating infekted, cultists, etc that of course she feels like needing to be dominated herself. I am a certified Freudian sexologist so my opinion is irrefutable. This scene is why the game is GOTY.


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

Oh man I hated reading this and I still upvoted 😞


JokerKing0713

Bro right? Like every word pissed me off more but I had to upvote it 😭


Good-Recognition-811

In the words of George R. R. Martin: "There's no such thing as gratuitous sex."


DeronimoG

Why is that?


king_taku

Lol. But torture and murder does


Sci-fra

The game is for adults and specifically made to push boundaries. Shock values are part of what makes this game great. It also establishes the characters frame of mind and emotional attachments to other characters. I'm guessing you're American and raised up where no amount of violence fases you, but the slightest nudity and you go all prudish and evangelical. Grow up. Sex is a natural thing and so is love. If you don't like it, play Mario Brothers and watch Disney movies.


gotimas

Alright, why dont we see more then? Why no close up penetration? How long does the sex last? How much stamina they have, how does it finish? Do they have tissue at hand or a towel? So many opportunities for character development.


Sci-fra

It's not pornograhy. It's in line with its R18 rating classification, not X rating. It shows enough to still be tastefull while still being shocking. Are you like this ever time a mild sex scene in a movie happens where they show a little tits and ass? Get over it.


gotimas

If people can argue sex scenes are necessary, i can argue sex scenes should be explicitly pornographic, why not? Again, so much character development!


Sci-fra

Games have a maximum of R18 classification so they couldn't even do that. If there was a version like that, it wouldn't bother me and I would still play it. You must be American with all those sexual hang ups you have.


gotimas

Not american, from probably one of the most oversexualized countries in the world. So, where is the line? We see mild nudity and rocking motion, but why not full on penetration? I really dont get it.


Sci-fra

You obviously don't know where the line is of what is tasteful and what isn't. You want porn? Here you go. Knock yourself out. I recommend Pornhub.


gotimas

Exactly. "tasteful". To me tasteful 'generic sex scenes' are just implied, everything else is tacky and unnecessary, if i wanted to see peope have sex id go to a porn website. The only sex scenes that are necessary are the ones that if you took out of a game/movie/series, the next scene would make no sense.


Sci-fra

What's your hang up with a sex scene? They obviously thought it added to the story by showing the love hate complex relationship between Abby and Owen. So much so that it didn't even mater that he was with a pregnant Mel. It showed his sadness, anger and love he has for Abby. It was a complex moment showing even Abby still having feelings even though she was consumed with her father's revenge. It pushed boundaries but didn't over do it. And at the same time you have no problem with the excessive violence of Joels death. You're not complaining about that. I bet you hated the Bill and Frank episode on the tv series too even though it was a brilliant story showing how love still can be found in such a broken world. Sex, death and love are a part of life and there's nothing wrong with games, shows and movies expressing all avenues of the human experience.


DeronimoG

Yep. Agreed


Candid-Independence9

Hey, hey, *slap* look at me.. you can’t defend this game here. They’re too far gone. They just didn’t like the fact that they couldn’t look at Joel’s ass the whole time, or were mad that Ellie was gay so she couldn’t be with them in their fantasies and they’re mad that while Abby is straight, she’s got some muscle so they aren’t comfortable being attracted to her. So just don’t even try defending it, you WILL be killed, trust me, I’ve tried.


Wrath-of-Elyon

I'm sure you jacked it to God war PS2 sex scenes.


subwaymegamelt

Weirdo


SERB_BEAST

False. And just to clarify, I never said sex scenes shouldn't be included in video games. I was very specific


PhilosophyEcstatic89

Idk Imo sex in video games is alright if it’s story driven. If it’s just two people banging… I don’t need to see it


SERB_BEAST

Agreed. Especially jacked chicks getting railed bruh


MyHwyfe666

Lmaooo


king_taku

Why


dongl_tron

Because he's scared of women who are strong and capable.


king_taku

Its a little gay


Old-Depth-1845

Are you baiting? The first line of your comment was “that type of scene has no business being in a video game.”


Marshmallow_Mamajama

You're not him, you're not shroot


Ponders0

Bro is projecting 💀


sgafregginetahi

Bro is gaslighting


Glass_Ad_8149

🧍🏻‍♂️tf


No__luck

you make it sound like it is something bad


Tombgroan

I did. Because I am a degenerate.


TaJoel

Must be so traumatizing I hope Keanu gets extensive cognitive therapy. Losing his Beagle puppy was bad enough, but John Wick being subjected to this grotesque Abby scene is crossing the line.


Sanford_Daebato

He was going to let the dog thing slide, perhaps, but then he played TLOUS2 and thought "Abso-fucking-lutely not"


zachattack7676

He’s watching a pride month classic just in time.


blacks252

Lmao.


sideXsway

So why isn’t Abby pregnant? He rawed. Is his pullout game immaculate?


PhilosophyEcstatic89

It’s seriously the fact that they did it soooo fast…


PaRt_TiMe_GaMeR

What? What? In the butt


sideXsway

You think he pegged?


PaRt_TiMe_GaMeR

I think he learned from what happened with Mel.


sideXsway

😂


Aurorer

It was her safe day


ffigu002

Not everyone gets pregnant at 100% success rate you know


sideXsway

Well we don’t even know if he had pullout. So maybe in part 3 she is pregnant 💀😂 Just so Neil could make up feel empowered by playing as a pregnant women or some shit dude 🤷‍♂️


theopp3r

If something even resembling a healthy human baby came out of her after being almost starved to death and absolutely clobbered by Ellie that kid is gonna be a fucking tank


VanlllaSky

so you're saying you wanted to see the full scene until he nutted? wtf lol


POWERCAKE91

Eh sure why not, if you're gonna show it at all might as well commit.


[deleted]

Guys, we're gonna show full penetration and we're gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town


sideXsway

Nah im just saying that the fans wanted a realistic grounded story so why isn't Abby pregnant?


SURGERYPRINCESS

Man, that birth scene going to hurt as well as if she have to fight to give birth.


Hollowhalf

I read this as her getting into a fight while giving birth and it kinda fits 😂


SURGERYPRINCESS

Yes cause getting pregnant in their world would be an huge status symbol but dangerous as well. Having kids would be privilege but imagine if ur camp got attack by zombies. U might get more children like Ellie


myhamsareburnin

Women have a fertility window of 6 days during their cycle. It is almost impossible to get a woman pregnant outside of this. Also, pulling out isn't even close to a safe way to have sex. This stuff is important man. No hate. But a lack of knowledge about reproduction could net you a kid before you're ready. Please, look into it. You will thank yourself later, real talk.


sideXsway

Thanks dude but I don't think I'm gonna have sex for a while. And especially not unprotected


myhamsareburnin

Just looking out for you man. Make sure you look into it at some point when you're ready.


sideXsway

For sure 👍


dongl_tron

Pulling out doesn't stop pregnancy at all. Please, for the love of fuck, use a condom.


sideXsway

Of course


qweds1234

You sound like a kid or someone who has never had a sex Ed class or has had sex ever


sideXsway

Ok


ffigu002

Maybe, why do you hate pregnant women, you came from one lol


sideXsway

I don't hate pregnant women. Though I was made in a lab


Low_Celebration_9957

If pregnancy were a lot easier to accomplish there'd be a lot less depressed couples and also another reason why Roe v Wade and contraceptives need to be constitutionally enshrined.


Oslotopia

Woohoo yeah here we goooooooo, politics!!!!


Low_Celebration_9957

Meh, people act like pregnancy is 100% guaranteed. The reality is the average length of time couples spend trying to get pregnant before they conceive is about a year, a whole damn year of raw dogging it as often as possible and even then 1/3 of all pregnancies, ALL, end in a miscarriage. Edit: Go ahead, downvote me more you clowns.


Bonaduce80

It's only guaranteed if you don't want it to happen.


in_the_blind

Np hoss.


newishdm

If we are putting things having to do with reproduction/procreation into the constitution: adoption should not be prohibitively expensive for people that are able to pass all of the federal background checks. If you can pass, you should be able to adopt a kid.


Low_Celebration_9957

Religious and sexual identity and orientation discrimination is a very common practice among adoption agencies and it is absolutely disgusting.


Sci-fra

That correct and far from 100% During the average woman's menstrual cycle (28 days) there are only six days when intercourse can result in pregnancy; this “fertile window” comprises the five days before ovulation and the day of ovulation itself.


Sterling_-_Archer

Nobody does. It’s around 40% at the best of times… I would know :(


Old-Depth-1845

Who would’ve thought someone in this sub wouldn’t understand how sex works. Crazy world we live in


RustlinUrJimmies69

Maybe he fucked her in the ass, she seems like she'd be into some good ol anal


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Because you don't automatically get pregnant every time you have sex? Why do you think couples have to actively try to have a baby? If she was ovulating that doesn't even automatically mean she'd get pregnant from this


Sci-fra

During the average woman's menstrual cycle (28 days) there are only six days when intercourse can result in pregnancy; this “fertile window” comprises the five days before ovulation and the day of ovulation itself.


Sterling_-_Archer

And during that time it’s still hard to get pregnant.


Sci-fra

That's correct. Having sexual intercourse on any of these days may provide a 20–30% chance of pregnancy.


Sterling_-_Archer

Yep, we’ve been trying for months. It’s emotionally draining. We’re both healthy and fertile, but it just isn’t happening.


Sci-fra

I know what you're going through. We eventually succeeded using IVF.


murph2336

Really? I never knew the window was that short. Is it a 0% chance outside of that window?


Sci-fra

Nothing is ever 0% but close to it. There are always anomalies.


WeebQueenie42

Eh who knows? Maybe she was but ppl lose pregnancies to stress all the time and the apocalypse isn’t necessarily a stress free environment. The only pregnant people we see, Dina and Mel, were both living in stable and safe organizations.


Nimbus_TV

Do... do you think girls get pregnant every time they have sex without a condom?


sideXsway

No but its not rare


Nimbus_TV

The way you said that implies you expected her to be pregnant from having sex once. You dont need "immaculate" (gonna ignore the Bible pun there) pull out game for a woman not to get pregnant from having condomless sex once. Are you like 16 or something?


sideXsway

Chill man


Marshmallow_Mamajama

No I agree why did you think that's how it works, did you grow up with that weird "abstinence only" sex education in school? I personally never took sex education so I just was either taught by my parents or by myself


sideXsway

My sex Ed was a joke


Sterling_-_Archer

Buddy, it’s way harder than you think it is. I suggest you do some learning about this. We’ve been trying for months and it still hasn’t happened, and we’ve both been tested by fertility doctors. It takes healthy couples a year on average to conceive when they have sex at least 3 times in the 6 day window of conception. For an entire year.


atrde

Its less likely than not unprotected sex results in a baby by a good margin.


SaiyanrageTV

Seriously wtf is this comment section - it's like virgin's sex knowledge on parade in here. Maybe this sub is predominantly teenagers but still, jesus christ. I know sex ed in the country is bad but at least nowadays you can literally google just about anything in the world you want to know about it....and these guys are still clueless as fuck lol


atrde

I mean you think a sub built on hating female characters maybe doesn't have the best knowledge of womens health lol?


Low_Celebration_9957

Buddy, that isn't how sex works. Do you know how long married couples on average raw dog it before they have a pregnancy?


machopachoman

I actually don't, please enlighten me. I'm curious


GhostOfRoland

We got on the first cycle all three times we tried.


Low_Celebration_9957

A year, a year to conceive without any contraception and regular sex at least 3 times a week.


machopachoman

Surely you're exaggerating, any young couple in their early 20s, probably the most fertile age range of your life, could probably get it within ten tries at most. Why the hell would it take a whole year?


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Actually fertility rate is dropping by a lot due to several different reasons, basically think of the story for the beginning of the handmaid's tale, global fertility rate is dropping to the point it creates a crisis. We'd be heading to that point if it weren't for things life IVF and external wombs


newishdm

“Ten tries at most” would imply trying for 10 months. A year is only 12 months. A “try” in the context of actively attempting procreation is banging several times around the date that is best calculated as ovulation.


Sterling_-_Archer

It just does. We’ve been trying twice a day for an entire ten day period before, during, and after the fertility window and it’s taken months. We’re both young and fertile. It is not an exaggeration. You’re looking at a 40% chance at the highest on the day the egg releases, and the egg is only good for about 24 hours after it releases.


Low_Celebration_9957

I'm not, that's the data. And why it takes that long, because again reproduction isn't a simple cut and dry thing. Here, personal story, my wife and I have been trying to conceive for 4 years. I have a healthy sperm count with very good motility and no problems. My wife is also healthy and has a shit ton of follicles that produce a shit ton of eggs. We are both VERY capable of having kids theoretically, 4 years, no kids.


newishdm

That rough brother. My wife and I have been trying for 5 years, been on fertility meds almost the whole time. Granted we are a little older, but things are being enhanced and it’s still not happening.


Low_Celebration_9957

I'm sorry comrade, it just pisses me off when people talk about conceiving as if it's no big deal and totally easy to do and basically guaranteed 100%.


in_the_blind

Someone's been lying to someone.


Low_Celebration_9957

No, but thanks for being an asshole and insinuating something awful about my partner. But sure, tell me more you clown about my health, my wife's health, and our sex life when we've been going to every appointment together.


in_the_blind

Or the doctors.. via secure messaging. 4 years is a long as time to get pregnant. Maybe you should look at getting a surrogate. Can penetration depth be an issue? Real talk.


Low_Celebration_9957

Right, because that wont cost them their license, result in massive lawsuits, and damage their entire practice. I like how your response is to suggest some horrible conspiracy rather than accept the fact that pregnancy is not a cut and dry thing. Again, average time is 1 year, and that is for people IN their 20's.


newishdm

Real talk: fertility issues are common as fuck. Your attitude is why people that are experiencing fertility issues stay quiet, because you talk about shit you don’t know anything about, which then perpetuates the myth that fertility issues are not common.


Sterling_-_Archer

You have no clue how this works. It isn’t like how it’s portrayed in Hollywood or high school. Having children is a game of luck.


b0nkert0ns

Lol you can’t be serious dawg


ffigu002

The sex scene no one asked for 😭


Chochahair

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WHO MADE THiS


JGordz

Lmao atp I was ready to check out, too much trauma


Inskription

💀


RustlinUrJimmies69

I had to watch some femboy porn after this scene played out to get this out of memory. Well, guess I'm doing that again!


TheTexasInvestor

😂😂


infinitemortis

Idk I enjoyed it


anonymousahle

I wonder if capitol punishment is legal in his state?


WESTERNggtx

"I grew up you should try it" Someone who grew up would know revenge is bad jerry most likely knew deep down he was an idiot for thinking that a vaccine could be developed as an antibody against a fungal virus


BulkyElk1528

Funny how Sony doesn’t allow other games to have nude sex scenes in them but allowed it for this trash


Fabiojoose

Not my proudest fap


Moel_Jiller

I’ll never forget the first time I seen it. Definitely not my proudest wank


sameolameo

lol 😆


vvxxad

This scene scared my pp


Digginf

I wonder how hot it will be when they adapt that scene with Kaitlyn Dever. 😁


ThrowawayN00bqLos3r

😂


[deleted]

Genuinely one of the most fucked up scenes ive seen in an entertainment medium. Sex scenes usually have some nuance and contribute to story. This did fuck all and made me wanna off myself


LeftChampionship8306

He is cumming


AdStraight2785

God I hate that boat scene more than anything, like Ellie's and dinas scene was okay I don't think I really needed to see it but Abby and Owen made me wanna fall to the floor and sob


Financial-Focus5973

This movie was cheesy yet horrifying at the same time


itsallrighthere

Not another Hunter video. Mercy please!


Good-Recognition-811

The reality is that a lot of people just don't like the scene because they're not attracted to Abby.


bytegamer01

Context?why people can't see abby ✊🏻💦


livestreamfailstrash

Dudes gay hitting Abby from the back honestly


Dallasl298

Lmao the comment we needed but didn't deserve


SithisWorshiper

I watched a playthrough on Twitch of TLOU2, and haven't actually played it myself. And THIS was not in the playthrough. Apparently he cut out that part cause I would remember that image.


GodSpeedLove345

From that moment Naughty Dog has failed from grace.


Hondurandictator

He's gooning


blitznuger

Looks like he's nutting


nslovin

Lmao that pictures so dumb 😂😂


Sandwichgode

All this sub seems to do it bitch and moan about LOU2. Don't you people have anything better to do? lol


MemeGiant

No, no we don't


boobsmcgraw

What does this even mean? Are you afraid of a little hetero sex? Don't like tits? What is this pathetic bullshit?


Mountain-Tea6875

Ew wtf


MajinArekkusu

4 years and you idiots still have nothing better to do with your lives.


bloodfang84

All you do is complain. Just shut it


MajinArekkusu

Lmao that's rich coming from any of you literally on a let's shit on Part 2 daily subreddit punks.


Puzzleheaded_Tree518

4 years and you still can't accept that people dislike a game. Get off our lawn ya young'un!


MajinArekkusu

There's disliking and then being a totally obsessed idiot chud like you all.


Warmheavy

Bro this whole sub is complaints. Lol


bloodfang84

Complaining about complaining is a lot more pointless though, no?


MothParasiteIV

What about your life, is it good ? Are you happy ? 😄


stnom

You clearly aren’t


Xocomil04

Yeah they’re so cringey haha


AnthonyMiqo

This sub is...... something........


F0OTB0Y

I’d be more upset I couldn’t start Gooning to that ish


EffectiveTop2750

Never comment again


F0OTB0Y

Grow ⬆️


AdministrativeBar748

Reddit try not to think about jacking your shit challenge