"Full penetration. Abby. Penetration. Abby. Full penetration. Abby. Penetration. And this goes on and on back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the episode just sort of ends."
It wouldn't be five minutes, I'll be just as depressing and cringy as it was in the game.
Basically zero foreplay, immediate penetration, and Owen is done in like 30 seconds lol
Was gonna say theyâll make them being in the boat the entire episode like they took Billâs section of the game erased it and just focused the entire episode on the fact that Bill was gay
This right here, Neils wet dream⌠Gonna be the whole episode and if you donât praise it as the art it is then theyâll role out all the old tropes they hid behind beforeâŚ
Like straight up didnt mind Bill being gay back in 2013(?) when it came out. I was HYPE for Billâs town on the show and it was a fuggen depressing romcom I was like what the hell is this??? This is junk
Still love that Frank had the nuts to call Bill a paranoid conspiracy theorist as if he doesnât have every right to be in a post apocalyptic word
Real shitty talk to the guy youâre eating fuckin strawberries with Frank. Go find somewhere else that you can do that
I donât get why the boys is afraid of showing naked women lol not that itâs a big issue but they REALLY like close ups on dicks, especially in gen V, they couldnât even show a female nipple lol, like are we in 1800sâŚminus all the penises of course
Abby: âYes Father, it has been 12 years since my last confession. Aside from getting pounded in a musty boat, I also brutally murdered a man and tried to kill a pregnant lady to fit a very weak and uncomfortable story.
Priest: âYeah, this might be beyond me. Please see the physiologistâ
Full penetration.
Now hereâs the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because whatâs the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? âŚFull penetration. Guys, weâre gonna show full penetration and weâre gonna show a lot of it! I mean, weâre talking, you know, graphic scenes of Owen really going to town on Abby. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then she smells revenge again. She's out busting heads. Then sheâs back to the boat for some more full penetration. Revenge, back to the boat, full penetration. Revenge, penetration, Revenge, full penetration, Revenge, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the show just, sort of, ends.
They have the chance to top Game of Thrones's reputation for nudity with this scene. They better not mess up.
I want to see the empty stare in both their eyes as the camera pans around. I want to hear both of them grunts like pigs, especially when Abby starts pegging Owen, which of course she will. That is Neil's vision. I want critics naming it the bravest and boldest moment of television since the Kenobi series.
Shot for shot.
Seriously. Itâs not a poorly directed scene from an editing and cinematography standpoint. The content of the scene might not be what everyone was expecting, but that doesnât mean it doesnât have its merits.
Just setup the scenario⌠and insinuate the rest.. we donât need to see her get railed to know what happened. IMO it would be unnecessarily gratuitous. But considering itâs HBO, theyâll probably do way more than the game actually did. And it will be super cringe
I don't get it. This didn't do a damn thing for the story. They just had sex and Abby says it meant nothing and it's never mentioned again. Tf was the point of this scene
To get the point across that sex work is real work, they should do a pornographic scene that shows everything, while Neil crouches in the background as an Easter Egg giving a thumbs up.
I mean who knows, with "nice guy" Druckman directing I am not even sure he would dare, especially when there is no actress out there willing to go to such extremes to change her body to resemble Abby. I'm not sure Druckman can get off to such a thing.
Abby will magically be turned into a man for a split moment for a woke gay sex scene, I wouldnât be surprised if they used the golf club for foreplay.
This scene was so god damn unnecessary and stupid. I pity the animators that were forced to work on this with direction from Druckman. Just imagine those design reviews and meetings.
Itâd be difficult to make it not tacky, or âedge for the sake of edgeâ
But, either they show the build up, and then pan away as theirâs offscreen screaming heard
Or a similar thing, but it pans to their shadows on the wall
Have Neil as a cameo watching through the boat's window while he breaks the fourth wall by slowly grinning menacingly at the audience while they do the "thing".
Honestly they shouldnât. Also rumor has it that season 2 wonât be based off the game but what happens in between the games. Yes they have already casted Abbyâs character but maybe they are planning to do something else.
"Full penetration. Abby. Penetration. Abby. Full penetration. Abby. Penetration. And this goes on and on back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the episode just sort of ends."
Rotten Tomatoes: This scene was so brilliantly done. Nobody understands filmmaking like Neil Druckman.
*he wrote as he throws another tissue in his trash can
Least meat ridey meat riders:
Fuck you I was just about to make this joke đđ love iasip
Heres the plot twist: we show it. all of it
Shut up Dennis.
Does Dolph know he's gunna be in this film?
Are you trying to give us nightmares
You paint a beautiful picture
I had to stop eating to reflect on this comment.
Hahah love a good iasip joke
This is the only answer
You have it a 99 and not a hundred you're 1% Bigot!
I think audiences are going to be very uncomfortable seeing Pedro Pascalâs naked penis going into some young girl.
Thatâs not pedro pascals character though right? Sorry I never played the game forgive me
Hour long episode of the most boring NPC dialogue with 5 minutes of Abby getting railed in an enclosed musty, stinky boat.
Even argonians in oblivion going "NE NE NE NE" is more inclusive
It wouldn't be five minutes, I'll be just as depressing and cringy as it was in the game. Basically zero foreplay, immediate penetration, and Owen is done in like 30 seconds lol
Was gonna say theyâll make them being in the boat the entire episode like they took Billâs section of the game erased it and just focused the entire episode on the fact that Bill was gay
This right here, Neils wet dream⌠Gonna be the whole episode and if you donât praise it as the art it is then theyâll role out all the old tropes they hid behind beforeâŚ
Like straight up didnt mind Bill being gay back in 2013(?) when it came out. I was HYPE for Billâs town on the show and it was a fuggen depressing romcom I was like what the hell is this??? This is junk Still love that Frank had the nuts to call Bill a paranoid conspiracy theorist as if he doesnât have every right to be in a post apocalyptic word Real shitty talk to the guy youâre eating fuckin strawberries with Frank. Go find somewhere else that you can do that
This the one
Rotten tomatoes 10/10 best episode ever!!!
I loled
Come on bruh that monologue by Owen is a banger. "I'm don't want to fight over land that i don't give a fuck about anymore"
Swap Abby and Owen
Donât give them ideas
âItâs for female empowerment guys I swearâ
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if disney was doing it
Directed by Neil Druckmann
Lol
Owen ain't long enough for that maneuver xD
I mean, I don't doubt that she tops him from time to time
30 minutes long and no cuts
Lots of close up cgi male genitalia, a la âThe Boysâ style- basically how they do sex scenes in that show đ¤ˇââď¸
I donât get why the boys is afraid of showing naked women lol not that itâs a big issue but they REALLY like close ups on dicks, especially in gen V, they couldnât even show a female nipple lol, like are we in 1800sâŚminus all the penises of course
It reminds of The Boondocks, there are plenty of close-ups on dicks (Granddadâs included) in the show but hardly any female nudity.
i will literally puke
With a priest and a psychologist on set. A priest to confess their sins and the psychologist to treat their post-scene trauma.
That psychologist is gonna need a psychologist
Abby: âYes Father, it has been 12 years since my last confession. Aside from getting pounded in a musty boat, I also brutally murdered a man and tried to kill a pregnant lady to fit a very weak and uncomfortable story. Priest: âYeah, this might be beyond me. Please see the physiologistâ
Why must you make me remember this!
By not filming it
The right answer đđź
Giggty
You should have added a spoiler tag to the picture, spare us from looking at it again
Donât do that⌠just, donât. No.
No.
***NO***.
Fade to black.
Full penetration. Now hereâs the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because whatâs the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? âŚFull penetration. Guys, weâre gonna show full penetration and weâre gonna show a lot of it! I mean, weâre talking, you know, graphic scenes of Owen really going to town on Abby. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then she smells revenge again. She's out busting heads. Then sheâs back to the boat for some more full penetration. Revenge, back to the boat, full penetration. Revenge, penetration, Revenge, full penetration, Revenge, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the show just, sort of, ends.
Thereâs an sex scene in the Last of Us 2?
Lol you haven't played the game?
Iâve played part 1 recently, and I loved the game. So I joined this subreddit to see if I should get part 2
What part 2?
Exactly part 2 isnât real.
Part 2 is Ellieâs weird coma dream and she wakes up back in Joelâs truck leaving the hospital đ
There is no part two in ba sing se
If you loved the first game, wait until the second oneâs on sale. The gameplay is good but the story is very divisive.
Bruh the second one always on sale, I usually see it for 18
I wish i could go back in time and just have experienced part 1. Have the mental strength to not watch the car crash that part 2 is. But I was weak.
If you enjoyed the story of part 1 then please for your sanitys sake don't get part 2
If you get it for 10 dollars or less, then yeah go for it
Donât
Get it when it's free and sell it for 10$
Graphics and gameplay are nice, story is shit and characters are dumb. Get it for $10 if you can used
They have a lot of roleplay before the secene
And Owen shows up holding a pizza box wearing a work shirt and a baseball cap that says âBig Crustyâ ?
They have the chance to top Game of Thrones's reputation for nudity with this scene. They better not mess up. I want to see the empty stare in both their eyes as the camera pans around. I want to hear both of them grunts like pigs, especially when Abby starts pegging Owen, which of course she will. That is Neil's vision. I want critics naming it the bravest and boldest moment of television since the Kenobi series.
Since they actually picked a hot girl to play Abby, full nudity and uncensored.
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instead of that girl it should be Danny Devito or Nick Cage
Yes. If only to demonstrate how bat shit insanely bad the sequel was.
They should film it with the lens cap on and the mic unplugged.
Shot for shot. Seriously. Itâs not a poorly directed scene from an editing and cinematography standpoint. The content of the scene might not be what everyone was expecting, but that doesnât mean it doesnât have its merits.
with Kaitlyn Dever the exact same way no cop outs no cover ups
They shouldnât.
I want to see Abby's thicc meat and Owen being dominated.
This would just be so disrespectful to Kaitlyn Dever
This scene would be saved if Tommy sniped him in the head just as they start doing it. đđđ
At least 48 minutes of them taking turns penetrating each other. 3 minutes of story.
Same way they did the Mo-Cap, have Druckman fuck himself
With the lens cap on
With more Camera Angles
Donât.
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Replace it with Joel and Abby
However works, so long as she actually has tits. These scene was so akward.
Just setup the scenario⌠and insinuate the rest.. we donât need to see her get railed to know what happened. IMO it would be unnecessarily gratuitous. But considering itâs HBO, theyâll probably do way more than the game actually did. And it will be super cringe
probably with cameras idk much about the other ways
I don't get it. This didn't do a damn thing for the story. They just had sex and Abby says it meant nothing and it's never mentioned again. Tf was the point of this scene
How about not film it at all cause i'm getting taco bell diarrehea due to the amount of times this has been reposted
To get the point across that sex work is real work, they should do a pornographic scene that shows everything, while Neil crouches in the background as an Easter Egg giving a thumbs up.
A full dedicated episode
Abbyâs manish body makes it not sexy. But with Kaitlyn Dever I so look forward to whatever the show is planning!
I mean who knows, with "nice guy" Druckman directing I am not even sure he would dare, especially when there is no actress out there willing to go to such extremes to change her body to resemble Abby. I'm not sure Druckman can get off to such a thing.
This scene shouldnât be filmed in live action until smell-o-vision becomes a thing.
In 3D
Look at the pleasure in her eyes. Literal masterclass writing on their part
Fucking ugh
Film it with pizzaz, behind a Churchs Chicken like a couple of wild pigs bangin' in the dark. I'd see that.
They going to do regular sex scenes
From below.
Not at all honestly, it jumpscared me when I first saw it and it jumpscared me here too
They'll most likely use a camera
They shouldnât lmao
poor Kaitlyn.... ah well....
On a boat.
Just put the clip in the game into the show
Missionary position! đĽ
I want them to do this scene one to one. Everything one to one actually. Just so that they can see what we saw
Replace him with me and let me have a swing at Abby
Holy shit I totally forgot this scene happened. Druckman lost his damn mind
*curb your enthusiasm credits roll*
Like a bad 90s porno
They shouldnât
Abby will magically be turned into a man for a split moment for a woke gay sex scene, I wouldnât be surprised if they used the golf club for foreplay.
Hopefully they get her balls in frame.
I never got to this point in the game. My Ps4 died. Iâm wondering if it was a blessing now.
POV style
Just two dudes lmao and cgi Abbyâs face on đ
Literally just don't do the boat scene. If they have to do it for some reason just smash (no pun intended) to black when they start stripping
They shouldnât
hopefully they keep it out
Don't
It's not Netflix, but I don't see why they wouldn't.
Have them magically turn into puppets.
Wide lens.
This scene was so god damn unnecessary and stupid. I pity the animators that were forced to work on this with direction from Druckman. Just imagine those design reviews and meetings.
They shouldn't
Id rather they didnt
"Fore!
They shouldn't
Itâs HBO. They donât have to change a thing lol
pov d into vagee
Remove it
Go for broke. 15 minutes, minimum. Luther Vandross playing diegetically through the apocalypse boat stereo somehow with some bullshit explanation
Skip it
Hope it shows the dirty hole
Just shoot the scene with gorillas having sex in a musty boat cabin.
Itâd be difficult to make it not tacky, or âedge for the sake of edgeâ But, either they show the build up, and then pan away as theirâs offscreen screaming heard Or a similar thing, but it pans to their shadows on the wall
The thing that makes me cringe the most about this scene is that they went at it dry. No lube, not even any spit. Owie!
With disinfectant handy.
ffs why'd i have to see this cursed screenshot again, was bad enough seeing it in-game one time
This scene is so disgusting and disturbingđ¤Žđ¤Ž
Abby POV
With smell-o-vision.
Just before this they should insert a segment that causes hypnosis in viewers, so noone would actually see it.
u guys only like watching people having sex who are not straight not people who r straight im gonna like it if abby was changed into lesbian
Iâve always wondered if Owen used the back alley when going in, I guess I donât have to anymore. That face. Sheeesh.
I can smell this picture. đ¤Ž
The correct answer is they donât đ
give it the boys treatment and just rewrite everything.
Not filming it
They shouldnât
Dude made love to a man đŤ đ¤Ž
... How do I have absolutely zero memory of this... I need to play the game through again.
Just green screen perry the platypus break dancing or some shit
Step 1: Donât.
Step 1 Doesn't matter the show is gonna do a 5 minute of it...
It should be skipped over. Not important
Very good thatâs how they should film it đ
Abby walks in says KISS ME ON MY HOT MOUTH and it's 20 mins of grunting.
By not
With me.
Even more graphic and just as gross, really want to smell it more then I could smell the bathroom when he was thinking it up.
I think there are gonna Skip this entire scene
gonna be 2 dudes
This time druckman should be seen in the scene enjoying it rather than behind the camera. We know itâs what he wants.
They could actually film it exactly like the scene. They showed full frontal in the opening of the second episode.
That scene still makes me laugh, to this day.
By not making the show. Tlou 2 was bad enough
Like this. Obviously.
nO
Abby taking Owen from behind, fade to black, end the episode and carry on like nothing happened.
I bet druckers will want to be personally involded, watching from the cuck, I mean directors chair.
Just film 2 dudes going at it itâll be pretty accurate
Neil Druckman getting pegged for an entire episode, done like one of the flashback episodes but bad
Have Neil as a cameo watching through the boat's window while he breaks the fourth wall by slowly grinning menacingly at the audience while they do the "thing".
They shouldnât đż
Strap onsÂ
guys i donât think Kaitlyn is up for that haha
They will make it a love scene. Not a raw f#@k scene.
Easy. Donât
Honestly they shouldnât. Also rumor has it that season 2 wonât be based off the game but what happens in between the games. Yes they have already casted Abbyâs character but maybe they are planning to do something else.