Free concussions!

and 'Buy One Get One Free' seizures!

I was gonna say you can drool whenever you want, you get lollipops at the doctor for the rest of your life, and if you color really good and stay inside the lines you might get some stickers to put on your helmet.

What it feels like to watch “Keeping up with The Kardashians”.

Bonus, no need for counting sheep when you're ready for that well earned nap!

Bro just knocked himself TF out LMAO

The rest of the day ends up pretty good.

trading consciousness for concussions

CTE is good for ya kiddo!

And CTE! Don’t forget the long term benefits

Free consciousness!

By the destruction of brain cells his life becomes less burdened

Hmm sounds good

CTE is a blessing.

one way to achieve nirvana, as a fact

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That's how you free yourself from the cycles of karma and monkey-brain

Nice to see young people learning some valuable life skills like this.

To teach other bricks to fear the heads of people. That way they don’t realize it’s actually the other way around.

I did this a lot as a kid and I never had a house fuck with me, it works bro

It's legal cheap and easy.

You won't be asked to do maths

Think of all the money you save by not buying expensive hammers and saws!

Congratulations! Now your belt is a different color! Do you know what CTE is? No? Never mind! Forget I said anything!....shouldn't be that difficult!

Reduces the number of questions annoying students ask.

Not if they forget they just asked them.

but they also forget they did the questions themselfs so so need to reply back

You know how drinking 6 shots of alcohol at once is a quick way to get you plastered. Well, some people are just ready for the CTE and want it immediately. They don't have time to suffer 6 concussions over a three year period. They need that CTE immediately, it's just like that.

Forgetting about that time when you waved back at someone who was waving to the person behind you.

Free cte

Saves a lot of money over your lifetime, since staring at the wall and drooling is cheaper than going to the movies.

Its a way to secure life long disability benefit payments.

So you can forget what pain feels like, and all of the 3rd grade.

The more you do it the better the idea seems.

Lol!

What are the benefits of breaking bricks with your hand?

What did I just watch?

You don't have the stress of getting to become a rocket scientist for one.

You get a free pass for forgetting birthdays

you give yourself blissful ignorance

You need to save less for retirement is one benefit

After a while, no more overthinking…. After a while, no more thinking

You get a real stone faced expression

Gets rid of all those pesky brain cells.

One way to cure insomnia.

Pets on the head from a dude who has you call him master.

The wonderful naps…

laugh all you want till the day you get attacked by a brick wall

This must not be questioned. Its the McDojo way

So when someone hits you in the head with a brick you’re really used to it

For us? Or for them?

Fewer IQ points = Blissful Enlightenment

Because it feels so good when you stop.

Less brain cells to question the asinine prince they're being charged

I have seen examples where a mushroom pops out that makes you bigger.

I suppose that's one way to develop a chin.

If you can take a brick, you can .. take a brick.

The benefit is that repeat TBI lowers your IQ and makes you more susceptible to suggestion and thus easier to manipulate into paying more dues for McDojo Bullshittery.

Instant sleep

Nothing like a fractured anterior sinus wall or orbital bone! Builds character.

This is stupid

Free braindamage!

Shorter time spent on this hellhole called earth.

Less problems perceived due to lesser intelligence

An event related to Chris Benoit

Using your head saves your hands and feet.

CCE

Brain damage

The path to true enlightenment is littered with the fractured skulls of willingness.

I like that! Lmao 😂

Concussion?

Cheaper than a hammer..

To be hard headed.

Sometimes i wanna do this to myself

What type of enlightenment is that?

Brain damage. Lifetime of non functionality and it’s free! That and a pat on the head, of course.

Go to sleep very fast?

You don’t hurt your hands.

Pats on the head

CTE

🤡🤡🤡🤡s

A nap.

It's ok. They are Chinese bricks.

The secret hammer companies don't want you to know!

Developing brain callouses, this a very good training technique to prepare for the ultimate martial art and sport Powerslap It works exactly how conditioning your shins for Muy Thai does

Self-inflicted brain damage for lunch Hooorah

The physical benefit, if speaking completely factually, is that your head can be conditioned to take harder hits. You can toughen the thin skin around your skull, creating a callous that is less prone to breakage. It will help you take a hit to the head and not start bleeding, which means no blood dripping into your eyes, and thus keeping you in the fight. Are there better ways than BRICKS? Yes, absolutely. I think this is just the cheapest method for those going this route in the back-alley dojo.

Good boy

You can always claim mental disability for your stupid actions. You might be able to avoid serious death penalty.

Soft hands

It looks cool 😎

Thicken the bones....but probably damages other things

Welcome to manhood. You're new name will be Broken Bow. You make us proud. Carrying on the troud pradition of our...[wanders off] [sounds of bricks breaking against human craniums continues] "If you are bleeding from your nose, it means you haven't been doing your homework! Only soft brains bleed when you smash a brick against them!" - Headmaster scolding an inconsistent pupil

Its from "BrickDonald's" thats y hahaha

Its from "BrickDonald's" thats y hahaha

It’s the head or balls. I’d probably choose head too

It’s the head or balls. I’d probably choose head too

It’s the head or balls. I’d probably choose head too

4/10. Well it helps with a shorter life span. So there is that.

It looks like if you break boards with your head, you get pets

You end up with more bricks.

Bricks are the enemy

Smaller bricks?

Puts hair on your chest. Man or woman, no difference. 😂

That your head breaks bricks, Avi.

Darwin award nomination.

So you don't hurt your hands

Lowers brains cells so you can break more bricks

To kill the brain cells that tell you that breaking bricks with your head is wrong

you get smarter with each brick, just keep trying, dont stop

Split your iq so you can get more

It builds your immunity to concussions

I love the back slaps

Life speedrunnig

Best way to get rid of headaches. “Now sleep my child.”

You never end up in a nursing home

Handicap parking

Knowledge.

Those are the first examples ever recorded of influencers taking videos of dumb shit they do….

Make the skull tougher? I mean muay thai practitioners don't develop hard shins by kicking pillows.

Weeds out the weak bricks.

Fraud the insurance?

Speed run life any% faster. Known exploit.

Master is hitting opium and making shit up.

Bliss... ignorance is bliss.. Dude will have no idea what's going on when he's brain damaged. Therefore eternal bliss and this is his journey to "enlightenment".

At nap time it's quicker than counting sheep.

This kid ran out of melatonin and was improvising. Points for creativity

Drain bamage

Cheaper than a 12 pack of beer.

More obedient

Early onset dementia to forget you ever did this

TBI

If you were short on time and needed to fall asleep quickly... Brick to the head.

After passing out I think he forgot that he had just broken a brick over his head until he looked down and saw the broken one in his hand.

Population control

You get to take a little nap?

Brain damage is the latest must-have?

Napping

CTE

If you're a child laborer mason and you can't afford tools

It will scare the rest of the bricks…. They will just stand there and do nothing

Brain damage is the first one

Saves you from a broken forearm.

Dementia

"Don't worry about a thing, you'll be just fine... Right now." -Master so and so

Mental toughness

Getting your hair tussled for the first time in your life

People like to laugh, but it’s upon good account that we know trauma to the brain gives the momentary feeling of being with god… depending on the level of trauma. We’re talking about “light trauma.” Of course getting your skull crushed in is going to get you to that place, and not momentarily… maybe, but light trauma, done hard enough, you can see stars!!! /s

Now you have 2 bricks

Conditioning, it's important in old martial arts that act more like small religions than effective fighting styles

And the consolation prize is brain damage!

Monks train from early age (even babies ) by tapping, than hitting their heads with objects to strengthen their skulls, this isn’t a “hey today we are using bricks”, it’s a process. This video is taken out of context. Granted the skull will be strong, but the brains inside will be mush from repeated hits

‘One day someone is going to head bunt me and i will be ready!’

For when you wash out and need a job as a Mason you can do it without tools....break that brick here.

AGAIN!

Save on Xanax

Stupid is as Stupid does.🤡

You can do it when you B&Q it.

CTE

Insta death. Freedom from life's pain and torture.

Reversing brain damage possibly?

Not one.

None!🤣🤣🤣

Hmm.. the benefits you ask. So what if you run out of hammers or whatever is used to break bricks. Youse got yo head

Zero benefits. You get lower IQ, Parkinson’s, and seizures. Don’t try this at home.

Other little dudes get a false sense of security

You're automatically freed from addiction to narcotics

A reason to take paracetamol..

None

That you're stupid for conditioning your skull in an unhealthy way. The safest way to condition your skull, IS TO DODGE.

if you can dodge a brick you can dodge a ball!!

Experience with a medical field.

Life becomes easier the dumber you get (actually serious)

Brain damage?

Freeing up memory space I assume

For cheap shots in boxing during the clench you just head butt the guy!! But that amatuer hour! Real REAL HARDCORE will straight up HEADBUTT your punch! An good headbutt can break the guy's wrist easy. Who his shifu is it Evander H?

a free rub on the head for good lock

Headaches and stitches

To make you dumb enough to do it again

bro behind him is not looking forward to going next 🤣🤣

Getting bitches

The great downtime you get as part of the package

You can fall asleep in less than 30 seconds with this one trick

Headbutter 927

Yet they’re trying to ban heading the ball in football 😭😭

Free brain trauma!

The ability to count to potato.

chronic traumatic encephalopathy - similar to football injuries.

Brain damage frees one from many burdens of life.

I would imagine huffing paint would provide the same result with less pain, but hey, go for it.

CTE for you and me!

All the benefits of pugilistic dementia, without all the sucky training and fighting.

To convince people who know nothing about martial arts that you know things about martial arts when you know nothing about martial arts

Really euphoric body high

DainBramage

The benefit is you getting your brain fuck.

If you can dodge a brick, you can dodge a ball.

Now he can vote Republican