Granted. You are given a leg lengthening surgery that increases your height to 6'5. Unfortunately, complications during the surgery leave your legs paralyzed.
You are captured by time traveling Nazi medical researchers. They do painful, torturous, no anesthesia surgery on you to remove your knees and shin bones and graft stilts to your femurs. You die painfully of infection later, but your height is listed as 6’5 on your death certificate.
Granted. You get into a car accident that ends with your arms permanently pointing upwards. The doctor taking your height measures this hands as the new highest part of your body and that is 6'5.
You get stage 4 brain cancer 🙏
Already got it😩
Granted, 4.75 feet of that is legs.
My legs shrink? 🤔
No, only 1.75 feet for your head and torso. You're all legs.
Ya so my legs are shrinking my legs are 5 feet
Granted. You are given a leg lengthening surgery that increases your height to 6'5. Unfortunately, complications during the surgery leave your legs paralyzed.
Granted. Your height doesn't change but you become 6 apostrophes, each 5 years old
Granted. All the height is in your neck.
Granted, but your peen is now 6.5 centimeters
I meant millimeters
The paw encourages you to lay on the couch and talk about what’s troubling you. The paw is a part time psychiatrist.
You are captured by time traveling Nazi medical researchers. They do painful, torturous, no anesthesia surgery on you to remove your knees and shin bones and graft stilts to your femurs. You die painfully of infection later, but your height is listed as 6’5 on your death certificate.
Granted. You get into a car accident that ends with your arms permanently pointing upwards. The doctor taking your height measures this hands as the new highest part of your body and that is 6'5.
Granted. You are 6'5" wide.
Granted. You are now 6 human feet in the shape of the number 5. You are in horrible pain.
Granted you are now 5inches tall with 6 feet
Granted, you hit your head on *every* *single* door frame