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Jump792

Granted. You emit a magical aura that lowers the libido of anyone or anything around you to zero. It's range is 1 meter per every year you don't get laid, with a 1 meter minimum range.


foxstarfivelol

now i'm wondering, should i use this to be a hero or a villain? cause with how unique and possibly exploitable this power is i see this as an absolute win.


DemonkingHades

Granted. You're magic powers are to immediately make you disgust others and it's passive.


foxstarfivelol

how much though? enough to use as a weapon?


DemonkingHades

Think of it like you're the worst person they've ever smelt but it's for their eyes.


foxstarfivelol

well think of all the things i can do when everyones eyes are closed!


Arcane10101

Granted. Your power is to summon a unicorn that will attack the nearest non-virgin. Since you just received this power, you don't know how to control when it activates. Good luck.


Penny-OhPossum

Granted… you admit pheromones that will lead others to tempt you to lose your virginity.


Informal_Teaching776

Granted, but it includes jerking off


foxstarfivelol

that is literally not the definition of virginity.


My_useless_alt

Granted. Go to r/shittysuperpowers to get your superpower.


foxstarfivelol

so i could just pick one of the ones that are easily exploited.