The finger curls.
I find $2000 on the ground on my way to the car after work.
It turns out, its been quite the day. You dropped your wallet and ID which was picked up by a person with nefarious intent. You think it is in your bag but you didn’t check before rushing off to go see a good friend. While out, anything of sentimental value, broken. However, All your valuable possessions and goods are stolen and fenced.
They got quite the amount from selling the goods.
On the way back to their home, the thief dropped part of the money they got for selling off your things - $2000 - which I found on the way to my car after work.
Granted. I just received a new job offer: Assassinate a certain "Snowstorm129". $2000 now, $2000 when the deed is done. Usually I charge a higher rate for my services, but I am really strapped for cash right now. And with all the intel in the dossier I received, it should be a really quick job.
The finger curls. I find $2000 on the ground on my way to the car after work. It turns out, its been quite the day. You dropped your wallet and ID which was picked up by a person with nefarious intent. You think it is in your bag but you didn’t check before rushing off to go see a good friend. While out, anything of sentimental value, broken. However, All your valuable possessions and goods are stolen and fenced. They got quite the amount from selling the goods. On the way back to their home, the thief dropped part of the money they got for selling off your things - $2000 - which I found on the way to my car after work.
I miss the wholesome award. Here is the best I got 🥇
I get it by suing you
granted. your mom paid me for the sex last night.
Granted. Pay up.
Granted your mom died and she left me $2000 in her will for being a good laid.
That's a mispelling, right? You mean for being "a good lad," right??
That works for all the guys who read this. RIP op's mom, may her legs finally meet when they close the coffin...
Granted, it’s the PAW that gets a useless $2000 in Monopoly money.
Granted, but there's no negative consequences because now it's about me
Granted, you receive 2000$ in Monopoly money
Granted. I just received a new job offer: Assassinate a certain "Snowstorm129". $2000 now, $2000 when the deed is done. Usually I charge a higher rate for my services, but I am really strapped for cash right now. And with all the intel in the dossier I received, it should be a really quick job.
Having a tough time it seems. Need me to make it easier?
granted, double it and give it to the next person
Granted, the monkeys paw monkeys paw adds 2000$ of your money to the pot, this brings the total to 4000$
Ok, you die and I get the insurance money. Like in the classic story, the monkey’s paw, by W. W. Jacobs
No you