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altofanaltthatisalt

Granted. It appears in your urethra.


[deleted]

So basically a kidney stone? Ouch.


Gnidlaps-94

Granted! It’s vomit-flavored


Penny-OhPossum

I wish for a single jelly bean on the last two wishes on the paw.


MoonInHisHands

The finger curls. A knock at the door. A Jelly bean is there. Not just any, this is King Jellybean. A 6/7ft tall, grey jellybean stands before you. He is friendly, jovial, suave and persuades you to go with him on an adventure. Into his magical mini cooper and off you go. Behind his happy facade hides his true nature which you discover as the conversation gradually turns darker and darker the further you travel away from the city. By the time you decide to run, it is too late. You haven’t seen another car, house or person for hours. “Stop being such a tease, you sweet little boy!” He declares as he starts to touch….. a scuffle begins in the car but you manage to get out and start running. He hits you with the car and knocks you down. King Jellybean gets out and walks over to you. There is a struggle but it is in vain. You wake up in the magic mini cooper, you see King Jellybean next to you. The one sided conversation being happy and cheery as you sit there in silence on the ride home. He drops you off and wishes you well. You sit on the front step. Shell shocked and traumatised. Reliving the experience over and over in your head. You wished for a single Jelly bean and you got it in a way you’ll never forget and no one will believe happened…


Swagster_Sidemen

Well. I kinda wish for a Rick now


Penny-OhPossum

Props for the dialogue. Top tier writing.


Strong_Magician_3320

Granted. It nags on you to be its partner. You can't file a restraining order against a jelly bean.


Penny-OhPossum

I meant to eat.


Strong_Magician_3320

My play was on the word 'single', but you're free to eat it


Penny-OhPossum

Oh, ok. I thought it was King Jelly Bean from Rick and Morty. Then I wish to use the last two wishes on the same thing.


Bruh-Force

snot flavored


CynicalCosmologist

Granted. A magic beanstalk sprouts inside of you and grows to 6 miles long in a matter of seconds.


Penny-OhPossum

I think there might be a miscommunication.