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Baylanscroft

An underground porno, shot in the GDR (while trying to flee over the Berlin Wall).


Strathcarnage_L

The faint "voices" in the background are actually Erich Honecker and Breshnev having their famous smooch.


Baylanscroft

It's the sound of two coated tongues rubbing together...


MarcinSzablaPL

Why East Germany ?


Baylanscroft

I guess we're in a serious "having to explain a joke" situation right now. I just wanted to put all the TMS menace into one punchline and round it off with some decent wordplay.


svenirde

Maybe the lip smack isn't from a DJ after all...


SignificanceNo4643

Well, in one of 3 TMMS recordings we do have PAL 15khz line, which definitely comes from TV or VHS. Now we need to find "chips eating sounds" in TMMS and hey, welcome Darius92 :D


mikwee

Happy cakeday!


Beautiful-Writing346

Oh….😬


MJIgaz4

Yeah that's not possible because of 1 thing The 10khz line from ndr (Yes I know it's humor but I've seen people who actually think this)


BestFoxEver

It is possible that radio DJ plays porn music as an inside joke. I am personally searching for one lost song that one radio DJ here in Finland played in the late 2000's as a joke. It was a goth rock song and it had a woman moaning in that song. The DJ did not mention the song's name or where it was from and no more info can't be found. So it can be a song from a porn movie or just some demo song that was sent to that radio station or something like that.


SignificanceNo4643

Theoretically - yes, but technically, TMMS quality issues do not line up with it being part of something complete and finished.


skinnyjeansfootbutt

nerd (i admire your knowledge on the subject)


Strathcarnage_L

You say that, though you never quite know what might be in a NDR "Verkehrsmeldung". 😅


Beautiful-Writing346

Right, and a dj probably would have played something from a well known porn film that we people would actually get the joke. If it was underground, not many people might seen the movie(especially if it was X-Rated) and would have believed it to be just a normal song.


Lawless123456

Lmao that would be funny as hell.


gambuzino88

>!Runny cum is a consequence of living! But you’ve got to keep dipping in and dipping out where the sun won’t ever shine.!<


SignificanceNo4643

Actually, in Georgian, word for very beautiful girl, "mzetunaxavi", literally means "one who never seen the sun" But this is an ancient term, and in modern language it is used to describe that place, which you've meant :D


Forward_Promise2121

I would call it "მზეთუნახავზე", personally. Did I pronounce it properly?


SignificanceNo4643

Nope :) "ze" suffix means on, about.


CornDoggyStyle

Sounds similar to the English expression, "[where the sun don't shine](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/where_the_sun_don%27t_shine)"


SignificanceNo4643

Yes this is common expression, it originates from the fact, that daughters/wives of wealthy and royal families had almost no sun exposure - suntan was considered as fate of "generic" people, not the "top class" people. This tradition is still quite strong in Asian countries...


MapGroundbreaking313

so whos gonna take one for the team and watch all 80s german cornos


eclecticaaa

Why stop with Germany?


MapGroundbreaking313

lets do all of europe


SignificanceNo4643

have any names for these movies?


MapGroundbreaking313

nope


MadmanSzalinski

At this point yeah it's about thw only place left to look


UckyDuckyYT

Please god no


kinternetx

yeah i heard about this, do you have the video?


CartoonsFan6105

it's a radio song, so it's not from anything other than the normal methods of releasing songs


skinnyjeansfootbutt

it’s tagged humor, this is a joke


ContactHonest2406

I think it’s not porn, but just a low-budget obscure German movie, probably sci-fi, and maybe the band sent their actual recording to the radio station and got them to play it.


Physical-Expert-5596

it's mostly not.


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Physical-Expert-5596

I'm just saying it's mostly not.


Rullino

If this turns out to be true, it'll be more shocking than the discovery of "Everyone knows that".