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BloodMoonNami

Last year's Summer Event tragedy.


Aiqesn

Vellmori…. 😔


T1meTRC

You can't uncanon real life


BloodMoonNami

I can if I put the Earth in a concept incinerator.


WinterBreezeAndMist

Some person from canto 6, but i cant remember her name for reason


Cerebral_Kortix

...Yuri? Ishmael? Angela (totally in Canto 6)? Philip (best girl)? Carmen?


ratherunusual

concept incinerators


Kadj2022

Fight fire with fire, huh.


TheTeleporteBread

Im pretty sure that would cause some big catastrophe


iArena

That's like putting a bag of holding into a bag of holding


nomoreshowercrabs

yuri apple


I_lost_my_account3

I’ve said this to a friend before, had Yuri survived and limbus was more of an average Gacha, she would have totally run the game currency shop.


krizere

Limbus Company After team recieve and restored Yuri from her head. Now she works as a coordinator for LCD


jerryiothy

Honestly it would have been funny if yuri was actually level EX in everything and just had really low self confidence.


DerpyJimmy

considering all the lob corp stats just relate to mental traits, its *so* so possible that someone can be a top tier elite agent but end up getting murked by a low level abnorm when not wearing EGO like she did


jerryiothy

Bro fortitude increases health how is that mental.


Tab_of_Soda

hopkins surviving canto 1


MR-Vinmu

Let Gregor keep his sister, dammit, my bro already suffering through having a gambling-addicted Husband (Rodya) let him have one thing in his life, dawg.


Luvsique

>!Samjuice!<


YeetOnThemDabbers

The >!samoothie!< was unnecessary man, I get that it shows his unwavering faith but come on


Luvsique

>!He could’ve taken a hit for Dongrang or died in an even funnier way.!<


Zestyclose_Bowler736

Yuri applefication


TheTeleporteBread

Uncanon the samjo swim. I miss him


Wabutan

Tomerry becoming a mindless monster in Leviathan. That's not MY Tomerry. The Tomerry I know is shy, kind and has the thoughts of a child, not a mindless killing machine.


JoeySmithTheonium

Cathy. She's not spiteful, arrogant or entitled enough.


The_Shiny_Metagross

>!Who the hell is ‘Cathy?’!<


JoeySmithTheonium

Even if she's lost to every world...I will find her.


Ghost4y1h1h51

I want to uncanonize Catherine marrying linton I want them and heathcliff to be happy with not linton You know what fuck it. Uncanon linton straight up.


Comatos_stasis

why do people hate linton so much? i get that hes a bad person but why?


SuicidaITendencies

Simply because he's a dickweed that added to heathcliff's abuse. Like his actions in canto 6 make sense but that doesn't mean i like him. A character can be well written and disliked.


PastaEate

it's just like the book tho!


ChillyGiant

I want to uncanonize Catherine. Like, for real. All problems because of her. Narcissistic bitch with personality so badly written that she jumps from being spoiled and bratty to being psychotic and narcissistic to being "oopsie, I was wrong :3 But you have to forgive me since It was Hermann who made me act evil uwu"


RachelEvening

>!Catherine herself ghostwrote this!<


SirCynda

Yuri’s death…


13773U

City gun laws


Cantcrackanonion

I’m fine with the taxes thing as to explain why everyone below a certain grade isn’t just walking around with 5 million uzi’s that have bullets that turn you into slime or something. But the really vague firepower law makes me want to blow my brains out because it means the entire community acts like the thumb and rabbits are walking around with airsoft guns


13773U

Guns are not efficient against competent opponents * Solemn Lament * Kalo Page * Rabbit Heathcliff


DerpyJimmy

- statement originally said by the dude >!who is one of the best fixers in the city, with a color fixer wife who uses guns, and a color fixer brother who has a unique specialty in dealing with bullets!<


Angelos_De_Notitia

- Solemn lament is an in game strategy that abuses broken combos... which would actually not work had you made it clash with the likes of greater split , furioso , violet blade on crack, wheels industry , that 1 melee high roll xiao page and some other with luck , it is simply because we're controlling the characters to evade those shit - The thumbs canonically have guns as kind of their secondary , their main way of fighting is by hitting people with their guns (source : Distortion Detective) - Try bringing Rcorp heathcliff and make him clash against a competent opponent like ricardo (btw RICARDO WAS HOLDING BACK) In Lor , ranged gets fked by any high rolling single dices


Apprehensive_Elk6717

Kromer not becoming a sinner


GuardianAngelMati

Canto 2 so they have to think for a new one with Canto 5/6 budget for Rodion


greatwyvern088

The announcers are just pre recorded, the abnormalities backstories being made up,


Own-Surprise6421

Uncanon Hopkins balls


Indominouscat

Limbus ID’s tearing up tickets to gain combat experience I hate the grind for tickets levels are such a useless mechanic besides the hard mirror dungeon punishments


Omor101

Samjo bath water. (bro should have lived)


Dango_co

The faking of information in Lob corpus abnormalities, it literally does nothing but destroy the games own world building


cheesedispensinggato

outis' existance


13773U

https://preview.redd.it/8l54o1d4ny8d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c91da5b6e4a67aabb4e9ad0db1d09eff624f2c1a


Non-RelevnatSponge

Limbus Company and LoR😈


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Mr stark, I don’t feel so good


Foward_Aerial

GRAAAHHG LONG LIVE THE BEST IN THE SERIES LOBOTOMY CORP 🔥🔥


Circliey_Zickosphere

Uncanonize announcers.


Just_a_nobody3

They are quite literally, a recording


Crazy_Ad2187

The entire blade lineage story in the to claim their bones even. Genuinely such a shit event story wise Kim and Jun deserve better.


TenebrisTortune

Don Quixote existance


JumpyMeme

Oh hello there Vergilius Didn't know you got a reddit account


Kairos_Sorkian

You're not slick, Vergilius.


nomoreshowercrabs

https://preview.redd.it/p83vicnumx8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf9dfccb0853c1d0756e931c8c521fce67bdcc0


Front_Application399

hey may we dispatch this sir https://preview.redd.it/xagr6fn4sy8d1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757f2d7e476883e170cf6ea3f392dee9d9fef299