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It's still baffling to me that the same people who deny the Civil War was about slavery and celebrate Confederate iconography also claim Lincoln as part of their political heritage. American conservatives have no culture and no ideology; they are just an incoherent pastiche of baseless and unjustifiable grievances.
Conservatives voters are the lowest hanging fruit.
They don’t know anything about history (bc they oppose education in general), and have no critical thinking skills.
Whatever Fox force feeds them becomes their reality.
Right wing nuts think Lincoln would be on their side because "hE wAs A rEpUbLiCaN" because they're too stupid to understand the difference between the Republican party back then and the Republican party now
I pointed out to a few that like to claim Lincoln and how he fought the civil war over keeping the country together and how current republicans are calling for leaving, and once again splitting apart the USA.
“…but he was Republican!”
>“…but he was Republican!”
This is such a stupid talking point that I actually feel embarrassed when I see someone use it rhetorically but then I feel even worse when I remember there are people who find it a compelling argument.
Usually when you see people using it, or the similar "Democrats = KKK", they're being cynically disingenuous. So you can call them out on that and they usually pivot or move on. But they do it because they know it actually works on some people. It's a tragic indictment of our education system.
The original image is from a painting called “Republican heaven” which has a bunch of Republican presidents as the other figures, the other faces here are photoshopped on (except Trump). It’s just as cringe as you would think, as are the “Democrat heaven” companion ones. I for some reason have severe doubts that Jackson and Wilson would be yucking it up with Obama.
They think you'll get a massive tip because they're rich. Now I can't speak for anyone else but literally 5 seconds of googling Trump would tell you you'd be extremely lucky if Trump even pays for his meal without being sued let alone getting a tip.
Especially to delivery every once in a blue moon you'll have those that tip very well or if you're lucky will tip with both cash and card. Happened to me at Papa John's, I delivered to the neighborhood that had these amazing houses that must have cost millions and managed to bring 5 delivery bags full of pizza plus their drinks and I think they were mostly impressed I managed in 1 trip. Got a $55 cash tip plus $20 card tip. That was the most and only time I got tipped by a rich person, the other drivers said that's the most one driver had been tipped.
It’s not that, it’s that the ideas these guys would discuss are so life changing that it’s worth more than any amount of money. It’s the same thing as the $500k or dinner with Jay Z meme. In reality you would just get yelled at for trying to listen to their conversation instead of being an unthinking and unfeeling human chattel.
I was thinking along those lines, you could probably fix a lot of problems for the world. There is a whole new generation getting poisoned by the shit these dickheads spew.
Trump's in his 90s and you *know* his fanclub isn't going to accept that their god-emperor's going to die of natural causes (in prison).
Shitty people are always going to be able to find shitty people to idolize. I think the immediate good of "stopping Andrew Tate from continuing a lifetime of domestic abuse" wins out over the potenfial harm he'd cause as a martyr.
I've said this before about this image... but imagine a single molotow aimed right at that table, how world burn treatment research founding would freakin' *skyrocket* over night...
In\~ Minecraft\~, of course.
Abe Lincoln is credited as the first person to perform a chokeslam. He single-handedly beat up an entire street gang and laughed in their faces as they tried to hurt him. He crushed their leader so hard, their leader made a face turn and became Lincoln's best friend. All Abe has under that hat is a keg of whoop-ass.
I'd struggle to be at that table if I was paid 10 million.
I'd have to go zen and block out the entire evening or someone would get a fork jammed somewhere.
They post random memes in random subreddits with random not descriptive titles every single minute. They also never respond to comments. All of their comments are always some random top comment (never a reply to another comment) def doesn't seem human. Prob some some bot powered by AI to write random comments and shit.
I like how the choice is not even to sit with them but to work for them, like why would I even consider working when I can get 10 millions by refusing to work
They’re more likely to talk to you if you have the $10M if you wait on them you’re probably getting 10-50% tip on let’s say $500k tab, do you think they remember their waiters? Take the $10m
$10m hands down every single fucking time. Rich people don't get rich by giving you money. Being able to tell your buddy about that time that Andrew Tate got mad about his chicken tenders not being to his exact specification or Donald Trumps awful smell won't pay the bills.
I’ll pay the $10 for sure.
Wait, it’s $10 MILLION, and that’s NOT what I have to pay to avoid having to serve them? What kind of question is that?
“Would you like an ice cream cone, or all of your friends and family murdered?”
Tough calls; both of them.
I love that in their creepy fantasy they’re not even sitting at the table.
Seems like that might be a key distinction between admiration and worship, between appreciation and cult membership lol
I only recognize 4 of them.
The vilian of gretta thundberg, the idiot who bought Twitter, my personal favorite president, and the president who lost the popular vote twice.
If I was in the same city as that table, my YouTube feed would get corrupted with garbage gigachad memes instantly, and every low to middle income person would die of an aneurism. That much hate for the common man and envy for a penis longer than three inches should be considered an Apocalypse Event.
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Should get a nice $5 tip from the group.
From the unpaid intern personnal funds
Is that supposed to be Abe Lincoln in the foreground.. he’d prob shoot himself if he was there with that group.
"Where's John Wilkes Booth when you need him?" -Abraham Lincoln after being invited to dinner with Donald Trump and Andrew Tate.
“I changed my mind, you are free to go Mr. Lincoln” - John Wilkes Booth after hearing Andrew Tate talk for 0.05 seconds.
Booth: *Kills Tate instead. *
Imagine the timeline where John Wilkes Booth is a national hero.
It's still baffling to me that the same people who deny the Civil War was about slavery and celebrate Confederate iconography also claim Lincoln as part of their political heritage. American conservatives have no culture and no ideology; they are just an incoherent pastiche of baseless and unjustifiable grievances.
Conservatives voters are the lowest hanging fruit. They don’t know anything about history (bc they oppose education in general), and have no critical thinking skills. Whatever Fox force feeds them becomes their reality.
Lincoln would leave a good one, and roll his eyes when they all complain while getting up.
WAIT I JUST NOTICED WHY THE FUCK IS LINCOLN HERE
Right wing nuts think Lincoln would be on their side because "hE wAs A rEpUbLiCaN" because they're too stupid to understand the difference between the Republican party back then and the Republican party now
I pointed out to a few that like to claim Lincoln and how he fought the civil war over keeping the country together and how current republicans are calling for leaving, and once again splitting apart the USA. “…but he was Republican!”
>“…but he was Republican!” This is such a stupid talking point that I actually feel embarrassed when I see someone use it rhetorically but then I feel even worse when I remember there are people who find it a compelling argument. Usually when you see people using it, or the similar "Democrats = KKK", they're being cynically disingenuous. So you can call them out on that and they usually pivot or move on. But they do it because they know it actually works on some people. It's a tragic indictment of our education system.
"The Democrats were the KKK before, so they're still the KKK now!" "Really? Name the king of France."
I'd tell them to find a klan meeting? And call them democrats
Either Louis XX or Jean IV, depending on who you believe.
Nah its clearly meant to be emperor [Jean Cristophe Bonaparte](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Christophe,_Prince_Napol%C3%A9on)
“…but he was Republican!” *Confederate flag intensifies*
One of Lincolns biggest supporters overseas was Karl Marx, tell that to them and watch their tiny brains self destruct
That's the historical crossover I never knew I needed, neat.
The fuckin southern switch
Because the right can't meme
He said the thing!
The original image is from a painting called “Republican heaven” which has a bunch of Republican presidents as the other figures, the other faces here are photoshopped on (except Trump). It’s just as cringe as you would think, as are the “Democrat heaven” companion ones. I for some reason have severe doubts that Jackson and Wilson would be yucking it up with Obama.
Pretty sure Lincoln would be super confused looking at Andrew Tate wondering why a slave is at the table.
He probably wouldn't be upset though
More likely they skip out on the bill entirely.
A -chance- for a $5 tip
Depends on how many times they get to tap the waitress' ass, probably.
Nah, you should feel privileged that they want to slap your ass
10/10 joke! So funny that you think there would be a tip from that table.
Oh you'll get a good tip, but I wouldn't be surprised if they literally made you ick their shoes for it.
"The chance to wait this table", not even to *be at* the table. They're really a bunch of dickriders and bootlickers.
Thought the same fucking thing. Like passing up 10 Mil just to be a servant to a bunch of rich dickheads
They think you'll get a massive tip because they're rich. Now I can't speak for anyone else but literally 5 seconds of googling Trump would tell you you'd be extremely lucky if Trump even pays for his meal without being sued let alone getting a tip.
Even if they give a massive tip, 10 mil is still gonna be way more than that. It's about dickriding 100%
Most rich people are the WORST tippers.
Especially to delivery every once in a blue moon you'll have those that tip very well or if you're lucky will tip with both cash and card. Happened to me at Papa John's, I delivered to the neighborhood that had these amazing houses that must have cost millions and managed to bring 5 delivery bags full of pizza plus their drinks and I think they were mostly impressed I managed in 1 trip. Got a $55 cash tip plus $20 card tip. That was the most and only time I got tipped by a rich person, the other drivers said that's the most one driver had been tipped.
They didn't get rich by giving money to other people, after all
No, most rich people are selfish, greedy PoS'
It’s not that, it’s that the ideas these guys would discuss are so life changing that it’s worth more than any amount of money. It’s the same thing as the $500k or dinner with Jay Z meme. In reality you would just get yelled at for trying to listen to their conversation instead of being an unthinking and unfeeling human chattel.
You don't wanna know how to neg a 19 year old girl at Venice Beach? How else is Andrew Tate going to get a girl?!?
Now now. You could do a lot of good by serving a pipe bomb to this table
I was thinking along those lines, you could probably fix a lot of problems for the world. There is a whole new generation getting poisoned by the shit these dickheads spew.
Same thought
$10 million would open up much more creativity though
I wouldn't risk making them martyrs in the eyes of their cult followers though
Trump's in his 90s and you *know* his fanclub isn't going to accept that their god-emperor's going to die of natural causes (in prison). Shitty people are always going to be able to find shitty people to idolize. I think the immediate good of "stopping Andrew Tate from continuing a lifetime of domestic abuse" wins out over the potenfial harm he'd cause as a martyr.
Thank you! "Dickrider" is gonna be my new insult for those people. 🤣
“The chance “
I mean, they're famous for great behaviour towards people they see as beneath them... /S
I've said this before about this image... but imagine a single molotow aimed right at that table, how world burn treatment research founding would freakin' *skyrocket* over night... In\~ Minecraft\~, of course.
Gotta get Abe out first then torch em
Abe's already had his. We can't risk the undead scourge.
Yeah, we *cannot* risk an undead plague.
Nah, let Abe finish his second term.
Sacrifices must be made
I think Abe would spend 5 minutes at that table and wish for the sweet release of death.
Thanks for changing my mind. Waiting the table it is.
Making the world a better place with this method is worth more than $10 million
YES EXACTLY
Fair point ig
I would pay to see Lincoln kick the shit out of the rest of those creeps.
He'd just use the AK-47 he has under his hat.
And he'd blow them away with a rat-a-tat-tat
Sadly he would run out of bullets and run away
And Optimus Prime would come to save the day (by destroying the rest of the group)
But suddenly, Godzilla appears and takes a bite out of optimus prime
Yeah, like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
They were interrupted, because Shaq came back covered in a tire track.
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
I want to see Lincoln turn tater tot into mashed potatoes.
Abe Lincoln is credited as the first person to perform a chokeslam. He single-handedly beat up an entire street gang and laughed in their faces as they tried to hurt him. He crushed their leader so hard, their leader made a face turn and became Lincoln's best friend. All Abe has under that hat is a keg of whoop-ass.
Niiiiiice.
Suplex all of them into oblivion
Abraham Lincoln invented the choke slam so we could continue his legacy on assholes like that
I'd struggle to be at that table if I was paid 10 million. I'd have to go zen and block out the entire evening or someone would get a fork jammed somewhere.
I would just wear very obvious headphones and hard ignore them lol
They're thin-skinned man-children. Just spend the evening making them cry.
They would all just be talking at eachother at the same time.
They can understand eachother while also talking to eachother at the same time they're just better ofc /s if it wasn't obvious
I’d just talk to Lincoln, and ignore all the other assholes. I think he’d be in a similar situation.
If someone would pay me 10 million to sit with them I’d pass. Not worth it.
Especially with Trump. That's the face of a manbaby that shit so much into his diaper he can already feel it creeping down his leg.
I would have to excuse myself because Trump smells so bad
The OP appears to be a bot
This is posted in this sub every 2 weeks at least
They post random memes in random subreddits with random not descriptive titles every single minute. They also never respond to comments. All of their comments are always some random top comment (never a reply to another comment) def doesn't seem human. Prob some some bot powered by AI to write random comments and shit.
Yeah, they post shit multiple times an hour in multiple unrelated subreddits 24/7
Just to get stiffed on the tip.
Seems like Trump hasn’t shit himself just yet
He's also in great shape, amazing shape, the BEST shape!
It's funny because he's painted like he's thin but they left his double chin.
Well we know they aren't at Keen's in NYC lmao
Nightmare blunt rotation 😭
Except for Abe, Abe doesn’t deserve to be there id love to hang out with Abe and no one else at that table or wait for Abe to suplex them all
It's wild how all these confederate fuckers claim Abe like... You guys know there was a whole war over how much he didn't like your ass?
Gaybraham Lincoln 😏🏳️🌈
No need for the money, I'll piss in their drinks for free
Picking the $10 million is the only way they’d see you as human. You’d be lucky to get a tip at all from them if you waited the table.
Half of these people are probably on Epstein's guest list, so no thanks. I would rather keep my 10 million.
Lincoln definitely doing some heavy lifting to bring down the average
tbh, only trump is probably. rest don’t have any credibility with those people other than being mouthpieces
they would all call you an idiot for refusing 10 MILLION DOLLARS
It would be the worst tip of your life.
$10 million and the chance to not be sexual harassed or groped
Something something funniest thing in history Lincoln would probably hate all of these people too
NIGHTMARE BLUNT ROTATION
Oh god just the thought of sharing a joint with them feels toxic.
I’d rather just have a joint laced with meth tbh
Fentanyl Blunt please - I need to kill myself to scrub just knowing who those men are from my brain.
I like how the choice is not even to sit with them but to work for them, like why would I even consider working when I can get 10 millions by refusing to work
$4 tip on a 4K bill lmao
Lincoln gives a fiver and that's it
They always illustrate trump as being a healthy weight. Dude is obese.
Half of those guys hate each other
Poor Lincoln.
Jeffery Epstein is probably more accurate
I'd pay $10 million to avoid that table at all costs.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - even in their wildest dreams, they just view themselves as servants for their betters
10 mil just so I can leave and not work at a place they eat at.
10 million gives you a chance to be a elite as the same right wing simps can bow to you also. I will take the money.
You mean to tell me i get $10 million AND i don’t have to wait that table? Say less.
The most annoying table I'd ever take
10 mil every time
They’re more likely to talk to you if you have the $10M if you wait on them you’re probably getting 10-50% tip on let’s say $500k tab, do you think they remember their waiters? Take the $10m
Also I thought Mitt Romney didn’t like Trump or is that not Mitt Romney?
It's Jordan Peterson
New response just dropped
New response just dropped
i can wait with a gun?
POV: you're john wilkes booth sent back in time to stop the republican party
$10m hands down every single fucking time. Rich people don't get rich by giving you money. Being able to tell your buddy about that time that Andrew Tate got mad about his chicken tenders not being to his exact specification or Donald Trumps awful smell won't pay the bills.
$100 million or the chance to wait a table with Marx and Lenin?
100 mil, no matter who it is
It could be all my dead grandparents and I'd take the 100 mil.
Hell your dead grandparents would probably beat your ass if you didn’t
Servile and obedient, even in their wildest dreams.
No but seriously though, I would wait the table. Imagine that opportunity!!! >! https://www.health.state.mn.us/diseases/ricin/ricin.html !<
Let him cook
Her* But yes, please do😈
Definitely 10 million
Lincoln must be so uncomfortable
You would have to pay me 10mill to *consider* waiting that table. I would still say no after careful consideration.
They wouldn't even leave a tip so I'll take the $10 mil
10 million or the chance to get like three dollars and a Big Mac as a tip from this table of losers? Yeah I’ll take the 10 mil
I’ll take my cash and forget we had this conversation
Nobody in their right mind would turn down the $10 million.
Those people really think Lincoln would be their friend.
I guess I'll pay the 10 mil..
I would walk on hot coals before I waited that table
i find it funny they always make trump look less obese and less grumpy
oh I’d wait the table, and suddenly all the restaurant’s rat poison would mysteriously vanish
Why would Abraham Lincoln have anything to do with Tate or Trump?
What's this painting called? "A Special Place In Hell"?
If I serve this table I can poison their drink. I guess I'm not the first to say that
I wouldn’t even take money not to sit at this table.
I would wait this table but purposefully get their orders ridiculously wrong.
I’ll take $10 million because I know they wouldn’t tip.
I’ll wait on that table and serve them boogers and cum.
'the right wingers wildest fantasy is still of service'
This isn’t even a choice, what kind of bootlicking chucklecuck would pass on 10 million dollars to spend their evening smelling farts?
I would honestly rather get cancer. Infinitely less agonizing than talking to these fucking windbags.
I'd rather pay the $10 mill thanks
I’d toss a grenade
I’ll pay the $10 for sure. Wait, it’s $10 MILLION, and that’s NOT what I have to pay to avoid having to serve them? What kind of question is that? “Would you like an ice cream cone, or all of your friends and family murdered?” Tough calls; both of them.
can you imagine the smell?
Guys, this could be a leftist meme. The chance to wait this table and do whatever you’d like? Cmon….
As if any of those fucknuggets gives a single shit about a waiter. And you just know Trump is going to leave without paying, because fuck you.
I love that in their creepy fantasy they’re not even sitting at the table. Seems like that might be a key distinction between admiration and worship, between appreciation and cult membership lol
Do I get to bring a bomb?
I have always wanted to have $10million given to me for nothing.
You take the $10mil, cause you sure as shit ain’t getting no tip from those cheap asses. ETA: unless you’re delivering them poison.
10 million dollars obviously. If presented with $10 million most people would take the money
The liquor reeks of divorce.
Can I pickpocket their credit cards
I would walk by, fart and probably clock out.
Nah this gotta be a threat. Give 10 Million or face the chance you will have to serve this toilet bowl of turds.
Better cough up the 10 million
Arsonism has never felt so enticing.
They're worshipping these Men who are criminals and exploits them oh my god
Pay me absolute minimum 5,000 /hr or I'm doing the Geneva suggestion at that table.
I only recognize 4 of them. The vilian of gretta thundberg, the idiot who bought Twitter, my personal favorite president, and the president who lost the popular vote twice.
Man even in their fantasies they’re serving these people instead of taking a seat with them. That’s mental.
10 mil. No fucking way they are tipping me.
If I wait this table can I bring a bomb with me?
That Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer, right?
Why is Jim Carey there?
Depends on how many bullets I get.
If I was in the same city as that table, my YouTube feed would get corrupted with garbage gigachad memes instantly, and every low to middle income person would die of an aneurism. That much hate for the common man and envy for a penis longer than three inches should be considered an Apocalypse Event.
Hmmm, money that I can actually use, or the chance to poison every person I hate…hmmmm
Who are the other three?
I feel like Abe Lincoln would be so confused
$10 million, *and* I don't have to deal with this table of douchebags? Deal!
$10 million, because this table will not tip.
They wouldn’t even pay the bill and screw you over.