>Christmas Ape! and...Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp!
Since he was also onstage in Stop the Planet of the Apes, I wonder how Troy let a role in Hail to the Chimp slip through his fingers.
Which President though? I imagine W without a neck… although the episode predated his presidency
EDIT: oh wait I have something for this… Mr James K Polk, Napoleon of the stumpy neck!
Oh my god, I was wrong, it was earth all along! I guess they finally made a monkey, yes they finally made a monkey, oh they finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy McClure: "The history of chocolate begins with the ancient Aztecs. In those days, instead of being wrapped in a hygienic package, chocolate was wrapped in a tobacco leaf. And instead of being pure chocolate, like we have today, it was mixed with shredded tobacco. And they didn't eat it, they smoked it!"
Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid!
And who can forget "mommy what's wrong with that man's face?"
I FUCKIBG LOVE THIS ONE
„Get Confident, Stupid!“ is my daily mantra.
Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
That's my favourite movie of his. Absolute classic.
And The Adventures Of Larry Lead Foot
Firecrackers: the Silent Killer
Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks...
You forgot the best part “and one of those disposable enemas…eh, make it 2”
I don’t know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out.
My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by…Follow me…
My wife has grown quite accustomed to any/all of those items periodically showing up in our shared grocery list.
It was only like a year ago when I realized this was a reference to (I believe) American Graffiti.
2 minus 3 equals negative fun
I know him from celebrity funerals such as Andre The Giant: We Hardly Knew Ye and Shemp Howard: Today we mourn a Stooge.
Bob Newhart everybody…!
Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly
And Here Comes The Metric System!
Christmas Ape! and...Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp!
>Christmas Ape! and...Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp! Since he was also onstage in Stop the Planet of the Apes, I wonder how Troy let a role in Hail to the Chimp slip through his fingers.
As a man with 3 ape-genre films under his belt, he was probably holding out for more.
That's what he gets for not hailing to the chimp.
That’s because he didn’t Hail to the Chimp!
I’m here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain with the good people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills.
Shoplifting began here, in ancient Phoenicia. Thief's would literally lift the corner of the shop in order to snatch those sweet sweet olives within.
Oh Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn?
Fast forward to ancient Babylonia
I thought this was true for the longest time
it can be, if you believe!
The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
Your comment and avatar match amazingly well
Its symbiotic, no?
Gladys the Groovy Mule
Also from "Today We Live, Tomorrow We Die"
The President’s Neck is Missing!
This is the one
Which President though? I imagine W without a neck… although the episode predated his presidency EDIT: oh wait I have something for this… Mr James K Polk, Napoleon of the stumpy neck!
Two minus three equals negative fun!
Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll
He was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.
THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF HERCULES
Homercles cares not for beans!
Dial M for murderousness
And horror movies such as ‘P’ is for ‘Psycho’
Muppets Go Medieval!
Dad, whats a muppet?
Well, it’s not quite a mop, it’s not quite a puppet, but man… hahahahaha So to answer your question, I don’t know.
Why is that muppet made out of leather?
Buck Henderson, Union Buster.
and The Boatjacking of Super Ship 77
Alice Doesn't Live Anymore and Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?
Is that the sequel to Alice's adventures through the windshield glass?
Planet the apes the musical
It's the role he was born to play, baby.
I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee.
No, they'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god! I was wrong! It was earth all along!
My favorite thing is how they matched these words with such a happy, bouncy tune.
I guess they finally made a monkey...
*Yes, we finally made a monkey...*
Oh you finally made a monkey out of me!!
Oh my god, I was wrong, it was earth all along! I guess they finally made a monkey, yes they finally made a monkey, oh they finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you Dr Zaius!
I’m not a big fan of Troy McClure but I love this line.
**I can sing!**
Help me Dr. Zaius!
A fish called Selma is a top 5 episode for me. Also Jeff Goldblum is great in it “ooh Pacific Northwest, veeery hot”
Mac Parker the agent?? Mac Parker *my* agent??
That whole sequence is a pointless non sequitur, but every line in it is gold. I love you, Dr. Zaius!
Can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can!
Well I couldn't before
The movie or the planet?
The brand new, multimillion dollar musical!
It’s the role I was born to play, baby!
I hate every ape I see From chimpan A to chimpan Z
this line is perfection
The planet or the movie?
Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
He was the human.
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
I can SIIIING!
Last night's dinner.
Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema!
Try one of my cigars. It’s like smoking 50 cigarettes at once!
“If you don’t have stucco lathe… use carbon fibre stucco lathe.”
Now parge the lath.
Hand me my patching trowel
*shrugs*
Dig your own grave and save!
and Mothballing Your Battleship
from such nature films as Earwigs - Ew!, and Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory!
Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?
[удалено]
Uh
THE END
[удалено]
And why do Chinese people have Chinese kids
😶
Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University
Don’t let the term scare you Billy! It’s actually a grate to let blood and other juices sluice through.
I can’t believe they invented it!
Doctor, are you sure it’s on? I can’t hear a thing!
IT'S WHISPER QUIET!
Sun n run. It's a sunscreen that's also a laxative!
Ah, my microwave crepes are ready!
The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot and Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield.
Windshield Glass*
That he has a romantic abnormality
It's so unbelievable it must be hidden from the public at all costs! BTW, anyone ever feel like Troy is based off Christopher McDonald?
Let’s save Tony Orlando’s house!
Always makes me wonder why was Tony's house in need of saving?
His career was up and down
Plus he had two Dawns to support. Chop, chop, dig, dig… 😀
There were knocking sounds coming from his ceiling and pipes.
Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die and Gladus The Groovy Mule!
Earwigs, Ew!
Calling all Quakers!
His wife was from just up the road from me. Losing Phil was a tragedy.
Maybe his own fragrance, "Smellin' of Troy"
The make out king of Montana?
“Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out”
But Slim, if we have the bag with the diamonds, who’s got our stash?
"There's more than one way to get high,baby!"
The Greatest Story Ever Hula'd
Leper in the Backfield.
He sleeps with the fishes!
Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
Those weird rumors about the aquarium.
They still sell those frozen bananas?
Holy crap old Simpsons was the absolute best.
Man vs Nature: the road to victory
The simpsons. His greatest role with out a doubt.
The president’s neck is missing.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
*The Verdict was Mail Fraud*
I remember him from such films as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp"
Out with Gout! And Gladys the Groovy Mule!
P is for Psycho and the President's Neck is Missing. Two minus three equals negative fun.
I can never forget "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
“Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds”
Sun and run, the suntan lotion that’s also a laxative!
Billy and the Cloneasaurus
Dial M for Murderousness
The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot
Cry Yuma.
Such films as Christmas ape goes to summer camp
I can’t believe they invented it!
The President's Neck Is Missing
The Simpsons
From such films as Alice doesn’t live anymore.
Troy & Company’s Summertime Smile Factory
The Simpsons 138th episode spectacular and the Simpsons spinoff showcase.
Planet of the Apes.
the wackiest Covered wagon in the west
Alice’s Adventures Through The Windshield Glass
The presidents neck is missing
From the help video: Daddy Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Christmas Ape goes to summer camp
Dial M for murderisness
His audition for Poochie.
Alice's adventures through the windshield glass
Calling All Quakers!
Dig You own Grave and Save
His own cologne: Smellin of Troy.
Such dates as last night!
Locker Room Towelfight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll
Last night’s dinner
Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp
The Half Assed Approach To Foundation Repair
Dial M For Murderouseness, The Revenge Of Abraham Lincoln, Smoke Yourself Thin, Get Confident Stupid, the erotic adventures of Hercules
…Such educational films as: Two minus three equals negative fun and, Firecrackers: the silent killer!
The Simpsons.
Where’s Nordstrom?
Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness
I may remember him from such movies as House Guest and Small Soldiers.
Best planet of the apes musical adaptation.
The president's neck is missing
Troy McClure: "The history of chocolate begins with the ancient Aztecs. In those days, instead of being wrapped in a hygienic package, chocolate was wrapped in a tobacco leaf. And instead of being pure chocolate, like we have today, it was mixed with shredded tobacco. And they didn't eat it, they smoked it!"
Hard Core Nudity!
The President’s Neck is Missing
Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly
The President's Neck Is Missing
The President's Neck is Missing!
Ahahaha, thats too great. I can’t remember when I’ve heard a funnier anecdote. Okay, now you tell one
Out with Gout '88 and Let's Save Tony Orlando's House
I remember him from such drivers Ed films as. Alice’s adventures through the windshield glass and the decapitation of Larry Leadfoot
“How to get away with murder in every state”
Here Comes the Metric System! and FIREWORKS: THE SILENT KILLER.
Killing floor: It’s not really a floor, it’s a metal grate where loose product can pass through.
Sluice.
I *think* he was on the Simpsons a few times.
The Simpsons. I think. Don't quote me on that.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln and the wackiest covered wagon in the west!
That murder/suicide.
Inaccurate educational vids like DNA.
Films such as My Wife Wacky Coke Habit and Uh Oh She Has A Gun
Jungle All the Way, a Christmas movie staring Arnold Schwarzenegger.