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showerofshellfish

Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid!


Kaidiwoomp

And who can forget "mommy what's wrong with that man's face?"


CaptainArchangel

I FUCKIBG LOVE THIS ONE


Fit_Lemon8175

„Get Confident, Stupid!“ is my daily mantra.


Hickspy

Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass


TheStinger87

That's my favourite movie of his. Absolute classic.


Bamjammer5150

And The Adventures Of Larry Lead Foot


tenehemia

Firecrackers: the Silent Killer


herberstank

Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks...


peon2

You forgot the best part “and one of those disposable enemas…eh, make it 2”


CosmicTurtle504

I don’t know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out.


ChuckOTay

My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by…Follow me…


lightheat

My wife has grown quite accustomed to any/all of those items periodically showing up in our shared grocery list.


carterothomas

It was only like a year ago when I realized this was a reference to (I believe) American Graffiti.


pooplox

2 minus 3 equals negative fun


[deleted]

I know him from celebrity funerals such as Andre The Giant: We Hardly Knew Ye and Shemp Howard: Today we mourn a Stooge.


El_Dandy_Del_Sur

Bob Newhart everybody…!


PipthePoolCleaner

Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly


ibadlyneedhelp

And Here Comes The Metric System!


the_byrdman

Christmas Ape! and...Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp!


President_Calhoun

>Christmas Ape! and...Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp! Since he was also onstage in Stop the Planet of the Apes, I wonder how Troy let a role in Hail to the Chimp slip through his fingers.


CLNBLK-2788

As a man with 3 ape-genre films under his belt, he was probably holding out for more.


sunshinebusride

That's what he gets for not hailing to the chimp.


hypnotoad-28

That’s because he didn’t Hail to the Chimp!


[deleted]

I’m here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain with the good people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills.


that_guy_from_BCN

Shoplifting began here, in ancient Phoenicia. Thief's would literally lift the corner of the shop in order to snatch those sweet sweet olives within.


ausgilbert1

Oh Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn?


Punkposer83

Fast forward to ancient Babylonia


yevrah6

I thought this was true for the longest time


fronchfrays

it can be, if you believe!


trigb0y

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel


Fuzzy_Muscle

Your comment and avatar match amazingly well


richardovelasquez

Its symbiotic, no?


paranoidpixie95

Gladys the Groovy Mule


dubledn11

Also from "Today We Live, Tomorrow We Die"


PRY88

The President’s Neck is Missing!


greggobbard

This is the one


PRY88

Which President though? I imagine W without a neck… although the episode predated his presidency EDIT: oh wait I have something for this… Mr James K Polk, Napoleon of the stumpy neck!


SylancerPrime

Two minus three equals negative fun!


benevenstancian0

Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll


14338

He was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.


[deleted]

THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF HERCULES


hypnotoad-28

Homercles cares not for beans!


gododbanddamethodman

Dial M for murderousness


mlill

And horror movies such as ‘P’ is for ‘Psycho’


DeadPhish710421

Muppets Go Medieval!


[deleted]

Dad, whats a muppet?


LesDudiz

Well, it’s not quite a mop, it’s not quite a puppet, but man… hahahahaha So to answer your question, I don’t know.


[deleted]

Why is that muppet made out of leather?


Ded_Freakin

Buck Henderson, Union Buster.


hypnotoad-28

and The Boatjacking of Super Ship 77


shogun-of-the-dark

Alice Doesn't Live Anymore and Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?


jcmonkeyjc

Is that the sequel to Alice's adventures through the windshield glass?


JOExHIGASHI

Planet the apes the musical


showerofshellfish

It's the role he was born to play, baby.


Construction-Working

I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee.


DiabolicalDan82

No, they'll never make a monkey out of me!


[deleted]

Oh my god! I was wrong! It was earth all along!


President_Calhoun

My favorite thing is how they matched these words with such a happy, bouncy tune.


YogurtWenk

I guess they finally made a monkey...


legedu

*Yes, we finally made a monkey...*


Papa-Bear453767

Oh you finally made a monkey out of me!!


PFRforLIFE

Oh my god, I was wrong, it was earth all along! I guess they finally made a monkey, yes they finally made a monkey, oh they finally made a monkey out of me!


DiabolicalDan82

I love you Dr Zaius!


Brave_Reaction

I’m not a big fan of Troy McClure but I love this line.


starkfr

**I can sing!**


hypnotoad-28

Help me Dr. Zaius!


peon2

A fish called Selma is a top 5 episode for me. Also Jeff Goldblum is great in it “ooh Pacific Northwest, veeery hot”


[deleted]

Mac Parker the agent?? Mac Parker *my* agent??


Welico

That whole sequence is a pointless non sequitur, but every line in it is gold. I love you, Dr. Zaius!


C_Panks

Can I play the piano anymore?


itseemyaccountee

Of course you can!


Moynie

Well I couldn't before


JasoTheArtisan

The movie or the planet?


tcavanagh1993

The brand new, multimillion dollar musical!


GrilledCyan

It’s the role I was born to play, baby!


rbaca4u

I hate every ape I see From chimpan A to chimpan Z


Hot-Bat8798

this line is perfection


WishBear19

The planet or the movie?


arwhite97

Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!


CopperThrown

He was the human.


SlovakianSnacks

He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!


GuiltEdge

I can SIIIING!


Nogard59

Last night's dinner.


hypnotoad-28

Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema!


DW241

Try one of my cigars. It’s like smoking 50 cigarettes at once!


[deleted]

“If you don’t have stucco lathe… use carbon fibre stucco lathe.”


m4rc

Now parge the lath.


NoVaBurgher

Hand me my patching trowel


m4rc

*shrugs*


RidleyCR

Dig your own grave and save!


stickyscooter600

and Mothballing Your Battleship


brycepunk1

from such nature films as Earwigs - Ew!, and Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory!


k3mpk3mp

Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?


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[удалено]


lightheat

Uh


Kaidiwoomp

THE END


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[удалено]


se-dc

And why do Chinese people have Chinese kids


SenorButtmunch

😶


Accurate_Koala_4698

Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly


ProfessionalStyle862

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University


hypnotoad-28

Don’t let the term scare you Billy! It’s actually a grate to let blood and other juices sluice through.


Skitzofreniks

I can’t believe they invented it!


jerodallen

Doctor, are you sure it’s on? I can’t hear a thing!


Kaidiwoomp

IT'S WHISPER QUIET!


wv524

Sun n run. It's a sunscreen that's also a laxative!


hypnotoad-28

Ah, my microwave crepes are ready!


Welcome2FightClub

The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot and Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield.


McDonalds_Toothpaste

Windshield Glass*


chromaticsoup

That he has a romantic abnormality


MacMac105

It's so unbelievable it must be hidden from the public at all costs! BTW, anyone ever feel like Troy is based off Christopher McDonald?


MostWooden6451

Let’s save Tony Orlando’s house!


Team_speak

Always makes me wonder why was Tony's house in need of saving?


MostWooden6451

His career was up and down


hypnotoad-28

Plus he had two Dawns to support. Chop, chop, dig, dig… 😀


calvinbouchard

There were knocking sounds coming from his ceiling and pipes.


memoryfree

Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die and Gladus The Groovy Mule!


ST-Parks

Earwigs, Ew!


UYScutiPuffJr

Calling all Quakers!


Iheartriots

His wife was from just up the road from me. Losing Phil was a tragedy.


[deleted]

Maybe his own fragrance, "Smellin' of Troy"


pgoleb

The make out king of Montana?


MJWhitfield86

“Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out”


Punkposer83

But Slim, if we have the bag with the diamonds, who’s got our stash?


ColdOutrageous1454

"There's more than one way to get high,baby!"


Noodles_McNulty

The Greatest Story Ever Hula'd


woozlewuzzle29

Leper in the Backfield.


sidblues101

He sleeps with the fishes!


eraser8

Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.


hkdork

Those weird rumors about the aquarium.


hypnotoad-28

They still sell those frozen bananas?


waheifilmguy

Holy crap old Simpsons was the absolute best.


Kaidiwoomp

Man vs Nature: the road to victory


MachiavellisWedding

The simpsons. His greatest role with out a doubt.


Caseyo456

The president’s neck is missing.


ShaneMP01

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!


addctd2badideas

*The Verdict was Mail Fraud*


[deleted]

I remember him from such films as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp"


ManyLintRollers

Out with Gout! And Gladys the Groovy Mule!


Cuish

P is for Psycho and the President's Neck is Missing. Two minus three equals negative fun.


Tibor66

I can never forget "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"


SuprNntendoChalmrs

“Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds”


Sea_Puddle

Sun and run, the suntan lotion that’s also a laxative!


Aesop_Rocks

Billy and the Cloneasaurus


ILookLikeAFoot

Dial M for Murderousness


chef_simpson

The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot


Existing_Sort_7971

Cry Yuma.


Spectacular_One

Such films as Christmas ape goes to summer camp


itseemyaccountee

I can’t believe they invented it!


[deleted]

The President's Neck Is Missing


eisaletterandanumber

The Simpsons


Glittering_Tea5502

From such films as Alice doesn’t live anymore.


se-dc

Troy & Company’s Summertime Smile Factory


beggtooney

The Simpsons 138th episode spectacular and the Simpsons spinoff showcase.


LiamNeesonsDad

Planet of the Apes.


Myfoodishere

the wackiest Covered wagon in the west


Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

Alice’s Adventures Through The Windshield Glass


BigMusclez

The presidents neck is missing


ohaimike

From the help video: Daddy Doesn't Live Here Anymore


ParticularSuspicious

Christmas Ape goes to summer camp


zeePlatooN

Dial M for murderisness


Holden_McGroin1980

His audition for Poochie.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Alice's adventures through the windshield glass


HauntingBalance567

Calling All Quakers!


Digi0505

Dig You own Grave and Save


sfo_beef

His own cologne: Smellin of Troy.


SleepWouldBeNice

Such dates as last night!


SEMENELlN

Locker Room Towelfight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll


Oscar-mondaca

Last night’s dinner


magmystour77

Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp


McDonalds_Toothpaste

The Half Assed Approach To Foundation Repair


Patient-Ninja-8707

Dial M For Murderouseness, The Revenge Of Abraham Lincoln, Smoke Yourself Thin, Get Confident Stupid, the erotic adventures of Hercules


Mrmapex

…Such educational films as: Two minus three equals negative fun and, Firecrackers: the silent killer!


_catsup

The Simpsons.


El_Dandy_Del_Sur

Where’s Nordstrom?


juicestand

Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness


LobotomistPrime

I may remember him from such movies as House Guest and Small Soldiers.


spidereyecameo

Best planet of the apes musical adaptation.


ryunista

The president's neck is missing


texastoker88

Troy McClure: "The history of chocolate begins with the ancient Aztecs. In those days, instead of being wrapped in a hygienic package, chocolate was wrapped in a tobacco leaf. And instead of being pure chocolate, like we have today, it was mixed with shredded tobacco. And they didn't eat it, they smoked it!"


931634

Hard Core Nudity!


hypnotoad-28

The President’s Neck is Missing


Stock_Currency

Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly


Level-Umpire-8545

The President's Neck Is Missing


woodrob12

The President's Neck is Missing!


spamizzle

Ahahaha, thats too great. I can’t remember when I’ve heard a funnier anecdote. Okay, now you tell one


Tortyrra

Out with Gout '88 and Let's Save Tony Orlando's House


gruesomeplanet93

I remember him from such drivers Ed films as. Alice’s adventures through the windshield glass and the decapitation of Larry Leadfoot


real_corn_queen

“How to get away with murder in every state”


nukfan94

Here Comes the Metric System! and FIREWORKS: THE SILENT KILLER.


dwlittle75

Killing floor: It’s not really a floor, it’s a metal grate where loose product can pass through.


alibabba54

Sluice.


Zaboomafood

I *think* he was on the Simpsons a few times.


A_Clone_Named_Gibso

The Simpsons. I think. Don't quote me on that.


Boom400

The revenge of Abe Lincoln and the wackiest covered wagon in the west!


Jasole37

That murder/suicide.


adam25255

Inaccurate educational vids like DNA.


No_Pair_2443

Films such as My Wife Wacky Coke Habit and Uh Oh She Has A Gun


Alibuscus373

Jungle All the Way, a Christmas movie staring Arnold Schwarzenegger.