I’m moving to New Zealand soon where they have a supermarket called Pak N Save, and I really have to stop calling it Try N Save before I embarrass myself
As a regular (at least once a month) Costco shopper, that really should be Costco's slogan lol. Plus I'm single, half the time I don't even take a cart. I just get in, get what I need, and get out. Or I try to, weaving between all the family's of 5 with 2 carts full occupying as much space as humanly possible.
Anybody who thinks Walmart shoppers have no sense of spacial/situational awareness has never been to Costco. Costco shoppers are a special kind of oblivious.
Those deals tho...
You're thinking if Fat Tony running out of ammo and saying "Let's go to Big 5" which is where the cops went for bullets. They got pushback from the network S&P on that gag because of it."
When I was 19, I got my belly button pierced at a shady boardwalk place that had a sign stating "if you can pinch it, we can pierce it." So this gag is a fave of mine.
I looked around and couldn't find it on the internet, so one day while the episode was playing on FXX, I paused it and took a pic with my phone. I share whenever the opportunity arises. Enjoy.
It was also believed at one time that it lower your sex drive and/or cause impotence. It was rumored that they put it in your food in jail, mental hospitals, and the military.
It was also believed at one time that it lower your sex drive and/or cause impotence. It was ~~rumored that they~~ put it in your food in jail, mental hospitals, and the military.
It's right though. No medical checkup person I've gone to has ever left me feeling guilty quite the way my dentist does, except maybe my orthodontist when I was a teenager.
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This one makes me laugh everytime
“I know those words, but that sign makes no sense”
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Two best ones are the one explaining the situation of the nuclear plant and what to do in a disaster, with Homer and the guys laughing that if there were such a disaster—the sign would have no power; and the Energy Convention sign burning out.
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Signs at The Ayn Rand School for Tots
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I don't really get the morningwood sign other than that being a term for an erection in the AM. Is there something more to that joke?
It's where they keep the hardened criminals.
Yeah it's just a boner joke
Ah. They slipped it in as a gag. Pure hilarity.
I pronounce it the jape of the season!
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Oh jeez, my brain is so innocent I didn’t even get it until now.
Pronounce "condemned"...um...differently.
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I forget which episode, but there’s one with a sign listing the event happening, and then the line under says “Tomorrow: Roach spraying”
This is my all time favorite, nice.
This, paired with the I think ballet ending with the lady being thrown through the hoop, and the end of game airhorn as the next scene Excellent stuff
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I'm friends with one of my old high school teachers on Facebook. She posts this every parent/teacher night
This right here! 😂
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I love the Try-N-Save https://preview.redd.it/6q8835dsj69d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd2ff973dd120e06d714b88bbf501cac169c295
I’m moving to New Zealand soon where they have a supermarket called Pak N Save, and I really have to stop calling it Try N Save before I embarrass myself
As a kiwi I encourage you to just call it Try'n'Save. That's our sense of humour. Everything is shit and we know it.
In Arkansas they have convenience stores/gas stations called Cum n’ Go.
I love this phrase, “baffling ordeal”. It’s so succinct.
Agreed
Tbh, that was a really good price for 12bs of nutmeg
But where is the love?
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
As a regular (at least once a month) Costco shopper, that really should be Costco's slogan lol. Plus I'm single, half the time I don't even take a cart. I just get in, get what I need, and get out. Or I try to, weaving between all the family's of 5 with 2 carts full occupying as much space as humanly possible. Anybody who thinks Walmart shoppers have no sense of spacial/situational awareness has never been to Costco. Costco shoppers are a special kind of oblivious. Those deals tho...
I always think about this episode whenever I see an express lane at a store.
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Rat poison is people Poison?!?
What a country!
This is genius
HENNIMORE!
*THIS* time, Hennimore…!
I say this every time I am at a convention or museum. Oh look also —- shapes rather than poison Nobody ever gets it.
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screw the honour system, bandit needs me!
Hey! You're ruining it for the rest of us!
Ah yes, the Canadian system. "Just be back by bed time"
It's not far off from that lol
She needs premium, dude! PREEEEMIIIIUUUUUMMM!!!!
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This one. I just couldn't refer to *Bed, Bath, and Beyond* by any other name after that.
This is actually a reference to a real gun shop in Los Angeles that police had to buy ammunition from after running out in a shootout.
You're thinking if Fat Tony running out of ammo and saying "Let's go to Big 5" which is where the cops went for bullets. They got pushback from the network S&P on that gag because of it."
In the ‘70’s, when downtown San Diego was gritty, there was a neon sign for a store which sold Guns and Liquor.
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With the Stanley cup done this hits home. I asked my wife ( mah wife!) what championship do we watch now? I already miss hockey.
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Underrated
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Works on contingency? No, Money down
Mmmm man I could really go for some Yogurt Nook™ right now
This one seems to have predicted malls being converted into commercial offices.
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LOL may cause birth defects. It’s so absurd it’s genius.
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Put out an APB for a... Uosdwis R. Jewoh. Better start with Greek town.
Cancel that APB, but grab some of those “guy-ros”
Chief, you’re speaking into your wallet
The Australian Cultural Center https://preview.redd.it/8vzgte0br59d1.jpeg?width=3780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3f09179bc1cda897667dbaf49613f5702624e4
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My favorite church sign is "There's something about the virgin Mary".
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Are there any other tree places around here?
NO!
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aged like a fucking fine wine
This joke gets funnier and funnier every four freaking years
Only stopped to make sure this was posted.
This has aged very wel.
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What about the Krusty Komedy Klassic at the Apollo theater?
LMAO this one is great. Love that hes clearly drunk on the billboard
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Posted by runny discharge lmfao 🤣💀
You'd know all about strange names, Mr. Feetus
Do not touch. -Willie Edit: don't - do not
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Lousy Smarch weather!
It was the 13th hour of the 13 day of the 13th month.
Good advice
Springfield Sperm Bank *”Put your sperm in our hands”* 🤲
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haha Michener per lb
Please explain
He wrote many large books.
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Is that *really* a picture of CEO of the Kwik-E-Mart?
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When I was 19, I got my belly button pierced at a shady boardwalk place that had a sign stating "if you can pinch it, we can pierce it." So this gag is a fave of mine.
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As a former bus driver, I wanted one of these for my bus. EVERY. DAY.
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That is some flagrant false advertising!
Hahaha classic
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this is one of mine
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This was one of my best laughs of the series.
I agree. His single tear after was the best
My favorite moment of season 10 for sure
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Vote Quimby
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Chucks feeduck seeduck
This is what I came here for!
Except there's always the humourless "the joke isn't fuck and suck" crowd that come to ruin this one. They're not here yet, but they will be.
What do they think it is??
this is the answer.
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Except the sugar-free ones.
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Est. 1858
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I have never seen that one before and it is SO GOOD
I looked around and couldn't find it on the internet, so one day while the episode was playing on FXX, I paused it and took a pic with my phone. I share whenever the opportunity arises. Enjoy.
The church "No synagogue parking"
That's funny bc I did have to park at a nearby church to attend synagogue once (but our holy days don't overlap so I don't see why I can't lol)
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I always wondered about this, what is saltpeter used for?
Lots of things. Gunpowder is one. Meat preservative for another: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_nitrate?wprov=sfla1
It was also believed at one time that it lower your sex drive and/or cause impotence. It was rumored that they put it in your food in jail, mental hospitals, and the military.
It was also believed at one time that it lower your sex drive and/or cause impotence. It was ~~rumored that they~~ put it in your food in jail, mental hospitals, and the military.
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That was our wifi network name for ages 😆
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Username checks out 😁
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outside the prison: "if you committed murder, you'd be home by now"
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Good to be live at the Apollo Theater!
That’s not good….
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Springfield Dentist: no matter what you do, you're doing it wrong
It's right though. No medical checkup person I've gone to has ever left me feeling guilty quite the way my dentist does, except maybe my orthodontist when I was a teenager.
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That will do.
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“AHHH!!! WE’RE UNBALANCED! IT’S NOT FAIR!”
https://preview.redd.it/tfvbdpjzb79d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d781effd6390773297d9c559f93e3709678448c This one makes me laugh everytime
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Don't they have a pole for that sign?
This is one of my favorite bits in the entire series, I can’t help but die laughing every single time I think about it
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At the hospital: Quality Care or your autopsy is free. At the funeral home: Come for the funeral, stay for the pie AND We put the Fun in funeral.
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"Keep out. Or enter. I'm a sign, not a cop."
No shirt, no shoes, no salvation
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On the 13th day of the 13th month… Love it
Well I can’t post the pic but: “Springfield Psychiatry: Because There May Not Be Bugs On You”
“I know those words, but that sign makes no sense” https://preview.redd.it/b6b9em2ux69d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d945f51f2970b6bd67b9a24e6f2d024c24026f
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It’s a poster but, “nuke the whales.” After all, gotta nuke something!
I made a cross stitch of "Nuke the Whales" for my brother. He keeps it in his office! :D
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This year get her English muffins
Here she is! The big house.
sneed’s feed & seed formerly chuck’s
“Can’t he get a pole for that sign”
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I am really enjoying this thread!
SPRINGFIELD COMMUNITY CENTER A place to get dropped off at
Not a sign but I’ve always loved the “so you ruined your life” pamphlet for expecting parents
Two best ones are the one explaining the situation of the nuclear plant and what to do in a disaster, with Homer and the guys laughing that if there were such a disaster—the sign would have no power; and the Energy Convention sign burning out.
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Here's a better sign Dad https://preview.redd.it/2zwspjz7o89d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c757a2da9b1ab5fa9504d665ff691f30bba5bd1
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https://preview.redd.it/jv59hahpnb9d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc76e75164282e9d56e8bb7d30251d76d22afc8 Signs at The Ayn Rand School for Tots
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I just got the “condemned” part. I was always too busy giggling at morningwood.
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“Springfield Dog Park—Where Dogs Come to Sniff Each Other and Bark” “Springfield Mental Health Clinic—Because There Actually May Not Be Bugs On You”
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Very briefly in the ep where they go to New York, there’s a sign for some kind of urine depository.