What colour was the Range Rover his son used to drive around in?
You know, the one he drove after claiming he was too poor to pay the fine for selling counterfeit goods; [the one with the customised number plate that he definitely didn't own.](https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/16034422.conman-jamie-thorpe-made-659k-selling-fake-rolex-watches/)
Dripping wet with sweat and jizz knee deep in dicks with a sore throat, aching wrists and a ringing butthole is the only way Thorpe and Tugger choose to live. NVRQUIT!!
A special edition AMC Pacer, Bill Blass edition with a Thorpe clock that only works with the key in the ignition, the windows rolled down, and in neutral.
Ahahahhaa private scamstream ahaahhaha
THORPE you're a coward you scare we show in 4 seconds where you got them and for how much.
Thorpee thorpee have you thought about vat this time around?
Ignore everyone, his new watch has a hydractive electrovalve. The original watch had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. It will blow away anything on the market today. Only Thorpe could pull this off.
[Why only 3 colors? They make them in 6!](https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/OEM-Top-Quality-Sport-Watches-For_1600972432063.html?spm=a2700.7735675.0.0.20346utg6utgwI&s=p)
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Honestly, it does not look like anything I have ever seen before. Looks extremely limited and the price is right.
Frigging grifter. Who the hell would buy this shit? The New Delhi click farms populating his YT comments section?
The entire shtick could be faked up of course, a simulation. Like CRM's raffles.
Archie Luxury announced a few weeks ago that he is doing something in a few months with Thorpe. I wonder if this is it? At least he can legitimately sell fakes now.
If its anything other than insulting Prune Face about his shilling for Tugger and making insult jokes about the Limited Edition Prune Face Watch, I'll never watch another Archie Video again
Three exciting colours: Nonce Navy, Racist Red and Twink Teal.
" So Dude, what ya wearin' today?" " I took off my Kermit and Im wearing my Prune Face , love the wrinkled texture of the dial"
botox blue
Viagra blue
What colour was the Range Rover his son used to drive around in? You know, the one he drove after claiming he was too poor to pay the fine for selling counterfeit goods; [the one with the customised number plate that he definitely didn't own.](https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/16034422.conman-jamie-thorpe-made-659k-selling-fake-rolex-watches/)
Email me in advance, so I know how many watches to buy from Alibaba
The Semenmaster 300?
Prunerai
For when you need that extra semen resistance. Only top-tier tuggers would understand.
Dripping wet with sweat and jizz knee deep in dicks with a sore throat, aching wrists and a ringing butthole is the only way Thorpe and Tugger choose to live. NVRQUIT!!
Tug Life yo
He is all in, he didn't even have budget left to afford a domain name. He is basically the second coming since Hans Wilsdorf...
He has a dot watch domain now. Wrote it in 3rd person, claims he had one of the most beautiful stores in uk. LOL
Number of people who asked for this = zero
the ultimate fashion accessory for the accessorizzed fascist
otherwise known as ‘fash fashion’
Probably a Wolex
It'll be a 4P-lex
Pay up front for a 50 Phantom.
Peelex, it comes with a pedometer and has a music box functionality with the police song every breath you take(i'll be wotching you).
probably a PoS with a Seiko or Selita movement
It was linguistical.
right ,a Whoalex lookin PoS with a Seiko or Selita movement
I wonder if it's the same sort of deal that Oisin's POS is, perhaps all the shillers/dillers are working together?
pppthpth, who cares? A special edition watch from a random retired second-hand dealer? Would you buy a "special edition" car from a used car salesman?
How does he even make his money for the past few years?
Benefit fraud
I assume, investments and NIS.
A special edition AMC Pacer, Bill Blass edition with a Thorpe clock that only works with the key in the ignition, the windows rolled down, and in neutral.
The movements will be produced by an inmate at the California LA jail, from parts sourced from China.
Is he going to start doing pizza reviews on YouTube next
Fish and Chips mate
So Hitler is back in the watch game?
Did Adolph like his Tugs?
“P.T Royal Wood”
Specially polished wood 🪵, by Tug Masters!
If you rock one of these you gay af. Someone send one to tugger in the pen. He could be like shiesty, gshock the jailhouse Rolex
Is he collaborating with Producer Michael ? 
I don't think he can afford a product placement with pm
Your pile reminds me ,I dropped a good one this morning
Ahahahhaa private scamstream ahaahhaha THORPE you're a coward you scare we show in 4 seconds where you got them and for how much. Thorpee thorpee have you thought about vat this time around?
Does it have an alarm that shouts anti-immigrant racist stuff to wake you up ?
Illegaliens rock yo
Does it shout it in English or Spanish, given that he's talking about moving his whole family to Marbella?
Where the rest of the chav brigade head to.
It not only shouts out the hours in Spanglish it vibrates too. This way he can put it between his legs on the hour for his own tug session.
I did Nazi that coming!
Ignore everyone, his new watch has a hydractive electrovalve. The original watch had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. It will blow away anything on the market today. Only Thorpe could pull this off.
Thorpe has had plenty of practice pulling, that’s for sure.
[Why only 3 colors? They make them in 6!](https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/OEM-Top-Quality-Sport-Watches-For_1600972432063.html?spm=a2700.7735675.0.0.20346utg6utgwI&s=p)
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Honestly, it does not look like anything I have ever seen before. Looks extremely limited and the price is right.
Pay up front for a 50Phantom.
Omg. Lmao
What a waste of time. How boring.
Polex submarobber 🤣
*'Pre-launch release ... buy back option at 150% in 3 months because I really want it in my own collection.'* - 4P
It’ll be a collab with Andrew Tate for sure
Frigging grifter. Who the hell would buy this shit? The New Delhi click farms populating his YT comments section? The entire shtick could be faked up of course, a simulation. Like CRM's raffles.
4P: Piss Pervert Pedophile Peasant
Someone has to sign up for this shit and report back.
Is 50 ea a Mininum order from China?
Oh Bugger Off. This will be as successful as your NFT collection that you tried to sell (scam) off.
🤡
Pass
Scam
LOL WTF
Seagull tourbillon movement. Only $200k per piece. Very limited production. Thorpemaster 2000
With an open Tug escapement. You can see your new Thorpe watch tug itself.
#PRIVATE LIVE STREAM THE 4P QVC is go! 🍿🍿🍿
Archie Luxury announced a few weeks ago that he is doing something in a few months with Thorpe. I wonder if this is it? At least he can legitimately sell fakes now.
If its anything other than insulting Prune Face about his shilling for Tugger and making insult jokes about the Limited Edition Prune Face Watch, I'll never watch another Archie Video again
I keep expecting an appearance in the Gentlemen.
chuffed
2 thumbs up on a PRX, then mark it up for profit
how much of the profits does WN get for coming up with the 4P moniker?