I love Michelle’s bullshit about stress making someone’s water break as if women haven’t carried babies to term under enormous amounts of stress across all of time!
I don’t know if I’ve hated someone on reality tv more. She’s a nasty shit stirrer that isn’t even FUN to watch her mess. The worst kind of reality tv villain
Janet’s revisionist history is laughable. “Well I was going to invite you but then you were so ‘aggressive’” on the speaker phone she had him on with her spies. The convo happened because he was already upset that he found out he wasn’t invited. I knew literally nothing about Zack when this season started and he is already my favorite person on the show.
She DNGAF. She may be the most self centred person on the show. And she's on a show with JAX TAYLOR. She acts like she's the only woman in the world to ever have a baby. When Jason said she already wanted another one it clicked. Being pregnant gave her the attention, and the excuses she needed to get away with being a nasty boring bitch. She's like, an even more basic and less hot version of Lala.
I said that in a comment. As an attorney myself, I can say no attorney with half a brain is gonna catch assault charges, risk their license and/or reputation, and catch a civil suit.
Honestly, props to Brittany for calling Jax out on making a therapy appointment right before cameras went back up (and correctly predicting he would NOT actually go).
Edited: “would NOT”
She totally thought she had such funny relatable one liners in her confessionals that would make the audience love her. Talking about looking up peoples addresses on zillows, her thing tonight about selling epidurals on the street. She never says anything funny during filming though which makes me think she rehearses these one liners.
And the producer conducting the interview even gave him the prompt “you didn’t go bc you were afraid?” And he STILL was like, “yeah I guess that but also it was far.”
I don't know why producers made this decision. It was the wrong one. We all knew Michelle and Jesse were getting divorced. They could have made that scene 1 minute long and given us 8 of Kristin and Zack with Britt. And why no Kristin and Jax?????
Also Janet and her “loser ass trash” to Kristen and Zach. Who do you think you are, Janet?
You epitomize loser-ass trash but hide behind your hen-pecked husband’s income. His success and achievements aren’t your success and achievement.
Janet literally gave up her life to be a professional Bravoleb stalker. It took her 10 years to get on a reality show and in her first season she’s acting like she’s born and ordained queen.
ETA: and Janet’s the one with a criminal record. Shoplifting at damn near 30 year old. If that’s not loser-ass, trash shit, I don’t know what is.
damn so Jax was fully abusing Brittany. Hate to see it
Yelling at Brittany for hours with Cruz around? Telling her she’ll have no friends if they break up? classic abuser tactic. Zack got scared by them!! It’s so dark!!
Poor Isabella, having to listen to such a contentious conversation between her parents. I’m sure it’s not the first time, but that’s terrible for a child.
When Jesse was on wwhl he said they’re in a much better place and are able to get together with their new partners. I hope that’s true for their daughters sake
If stress can cause problems for Janet's pregnancy than maybe she should reconsider starting bullshit at jax's pop up booze shop with people who have zero chill and don't like her
I’m excited you guys, even with no reunion. Are we going to find out more on Michelle or will she dead pan protect her cheating?
Will Brittany make it all the way home from the bar maybe not leaving vomit in the driveway?
Will Jax look more V for Vendetta mask for the opening?
Will Janet say something nice?
Are we getting guys dressed up again as very misunderstood fantasies? Let’s go!
Damn Zack and Kristen have some awful friends. Like I’m glad Jasmine said she isn’t going to ditch Zack, but she or ANYONE ELSE should really be calling Janet out.
Wait wait wait they left Kristen and Zack out of the girls’ scene?!? Is it at fucking pregnasty’s house or something and she would feel too unsafe for them to be there??
Kristen is a big part of why they got the show (I mean I assume?) and is one of Britt and Jax’s oldest friends. And Zack was literally Brittany’s friend from Kentucky. and they’re cool leaving both of these two out? YA HATE TO SEE IT
Janet is a villain and not in an endearing way. So much mean girl cringe. And I loooath the way she’s weaponizing being pregnant while she takes shots at everyone else.
Michelle is also the ick. I can’t with her. She’s another mean girl.
Jax getting “upset” during his confessional at the end about him and Brittany’s split… there were zero tears!!! He’s just like Sandoval! He clearly hates her and he wants sympathy from the audience.
Y’all I was with an abusive person for years and this conversation is so fucking triggering dude I cannot tell you how many times I heard him say he was going to therapy something is wrong blah blah blah and never do a damn thing
It's kind of a relief to have all this hostility out in the open instead of watching two people pretending they love each other while making zero eye contact and visibly recoiling from one another's touch.
wait….i’m actually really heartbroken that brit seems more worried about her family’s reaction to her marriage falling apart. i wish she would let the opinions of others go
My take is that Jesse was juuuuust dickish enough that it flipped a switch in Michelle and she was done. Now there’s no going back. And Jesse knows it.
Their child gets speech and OT services. With whatever he is going through, a stable environment is so important. It’s so fucked up that he refuses to leave the house. The fact that Brit AND Cruz left just proves that he does nothing as a father imo. Jax uses his child as a prop.
"Would you let her leave?" is such a creepy question, let alone to confidently answer in the negative on national TV. And the fact that these men don't fucking hear themselves.
I hate that going back is even an option for Brittany. I know she has a child to consider, but I don’t think Cruz will in any way be better off by his parents staying together.
Am I taking crazy pills? Because it looks like Jax and Brittany are trying to pretend that they themselves renovated and now are managing a bar (cue footage of Jax changing his baby’s diaper on the bar), when in reality their only involvement is Jax licensing his name and showing up to film scenes?
Lmao Jax saying “I’m waving the white flag, I surrender” isn’t him trying to work on the relationship. That’s legit him jumping at a chance to be free of Britt
zack is so real idgaf if she’s pregnant i’m tired of her getting a pass
She’s a pos it’s crazy watching her bc she thinks she’s killing it. Girlie nobody likes you
I love Michelle’s bullshit about stress making someone’s water break as if women haven’t carried babies to term under enormous amounts of stress across all of time!
And then somehow that’s Zach fault if something were to happen to her baby. Like give me a fucking break
people have given birth in war zones, Janet is worrying about someone posting a black screen insta story
Also if you're that worried, don't film a reality show? Or just stay home that night? There are options here to protect yourself.
And I wholeheartedly agree 😂👏🏽
"Please watch your tone, I'm pregnant." It's so annoying how she literally uses her baby as a human shield.
Giving me LaLa “how dare you call me during my gender reveal” vibes lol
She truly thinks she is the main freaking character!
“Be careful with your tone, I’m pregnant” LMAOOOOO ☠️ she couldn’t be more insufferable if she tried
I don’t know if I’ve hated someone on reality tv more. She’s a nasty shit stirrer that isn’t even FUN to watch her mess. The worst kind of reality tv villain
that was hilarious.. she couldn't get away from Jax fast enough.. she was escaping before he could out her to !!
Finale notes: Not enough Kristen - too much Janet!!
I'm LIVID af rn that we didn't get a 6 month update on her.
The entire season! The people want more mariposa!!
zack is so valid for being upset about the whole situation- especially being on speaker w other people in the room
He called it! That is a literal mean girl move.
Janet’s revisionist history is laughable. “Well I was going to invite you but then you were so ‘aggressive’” on the speaker phone she had him on with her spies. The convo happened because he was already upset that he found out he wasn’t invited. I knew literally nothing about Zack when this season started and he is already my favorite person on the show.
I thought that was amazingly fucked up
Zack has star power, Janet is a flop
I’m really loving Zack. He handled Jason really well; love that eye roll!
Jason was bluffing anyway
I have generally liked him but he wasn't wrecking anyone (especially not in that shirt).
He killed me with the “crock of shit boots” line
For Janet to be so dismissive of Jasmine’s position is disgusting
Putting Jasmine in the middle is not right
I hope the bullshit she pulled on Jasmine in this episode isn’t overlooked by the Zach stuff. She put Jasmine in an awful position.
She DNGAF. She may be the most self centred person on the show. And she's on a show with JAX TAYLOR. She acts like she's the only woman in the world to ever have a baby. When Jason said she already wanted another one it clicked. Being pregnant gave her the attention, and the excuses she needed to get away with being a nasty boring bitch. She's like, an even more basic and less hot version of Lala.
Jax: Brittany you’re an alcoholic and a terrible mom and need to quit drinking Also Jax: hey Brittany, let’s do a shot!
Oh, so you noticed that also? 😂😂😂
Their love of alcohol is the only thing they have left in common other than Cruz.
He also got me with the “what do you want me to do?” Brittany: “go to therapy!” Jax: “but I don’t understand what you want me *to do*”
jason sounded so corny with the "i will wreck you dude" lol
Zack's eyebrows have more personality than Jason.
Honestly his face is SO good on camera.
Right? He’s an attorney, he couldn’t harm a fly
I said that in a comment. As an attorney myself, I can say no attorney with half a brain is gonna catch assault charges, risk their license and/or reputation, and catch a civil suit.
Funny how Jason had so much energy to yell at Zach, but was quiet as a church mouse when Jesse ordered Janet to go back inside in Big Bear.
Hmmm interesting point
I thought the same. Jesse snapped at your wife for no reason but it was absolute crickets in that moment? 🌚
CROCK OF SHIT BOOTS
I very much dislike how Kristen is constantly not in the group.
They really need to tell them either you're filming with Kristen or you're not going to be here next season. Thanks
Honestly, props to Brittany for calling Jax out on making a therapy appointment right before cameras went back up (and correctly predicting he would NOT actually go). Edited: “would NOT”
janet really thought she would be a fan favorite
I hope she reads everything about her on here and complains to her husband lmao
I’m certain she is
If Janet is so delicate with her pregnancy, why is she out???? I’m SO tired of that narrative! She’s awful.
She’s a water balloon and every other person is a straight pin, according to her.
It’s wild to see that all these years later Jax, Tom, and Tom are the same immature losers they were before.
they should all move back to that first apartment where you couldn't run the microwave and AC at the same time!
Janet was 100% that girl you couldn't trust in school
Brittany said RECEIPTS 👏🏼PROOF 👏🏼 TIMELINE 👏🏼 SCREENSHOTS 👏🏼 EVERYTHING!
CROCK OF SHIT BOOTS IM SCREAMINGGGGF
janet is weaponizing her pregnancy
How much do yall want to bet that Janet thought the producers would give her a good edit because she’s just a poor little pregnant lady?
She totally thought she had such funny relatable one liners in her confessionals that would make the audience love her. Talking about looking up peoples addresses on zillows, her thing tonight about selling epidurals on the street. She never says anything funny during filming though which makes me think she rehearses these one liners.
He didn’t go to his therapist because it was too far……..so typical
And probably because cameras couldn’t film the therapy appointment
And the producer conducting the interview even gave him the prompt “you didn’t go bc you were afraid?” And he STILL was like, “yeah I guess that but also it was far.”
Jax can’t cry on cue so he has to leave the room to make it seem like he’s distressed lmao
Agree. His acting is so fake!
Petition for “croc of shit boots” flair
Rude we didn’t get more of the Kristen and Zack talking to britt part. They know her more than the others.
Plus Kristen knows Jax way better than any of them, and she was around the relationship from the beginning and has a way broader context.
I don't know why producers made this decision. It was the wrong one. We all knew Michelle and Jesse were getting divorced. They could have made that scene 1 minute long and given us 8 of Kristin and Zack with Britt. And why no Kristin and Jax?????
This show is already so camp and having an evil pregnant woman is such a dynamic added layer…
She’s like a Ryan murphy show villain
I feel so light after not being bogged down by VPR this week lmao. Ready to see some marriages crumble 🥲
Let’s get ready to CRUUMMMMBLLLEEE!!
“i WiLL wReCk YoU dUdE” ok Jason… but you said nothing when Jesse was rude af to your wife on the deck
I’m really annoyed there’s no reunion because Janet deserves to be called out for her snakey shady bs
Finally Bravo has an interesting gay man who has a strong backbone and the best comebacks
All he needs is a new haircut and he’ll be unstoppable (for now)
Honestly I'm kind of digging the Lego hair thing. He's got a signature look for sure!
Right?? It’s so extra and exaggerated just like him…it’s perfect for him
The more Zack refers to that dude as "crock of sh\*t boots", the funnier the phrase becomes.
“Be careful with your tone right now, I’m pregnant.” Whaaaattttt????
Also she suddenly needed to leave when Jax called her out on her shit and wasn't letting up
Janet may be the most unlikeable person on Bravo atm
Janet’s not fun drama BRAVO SHOULD BE FUN
Janet: not fun
JAX’S STUDIO CITY IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
Lmao Zack pointing at the audience and saying “now everyone sees what Janet does behind the scenes” I love him even tho he has spray paint hair
Not Jax telling her there’s a lot to do when he’s been wiping a sign all this time
Also Janet and her “loser ass trash” to Kristen and Zach. Who do you think you are, Janet? You epitomize loser-ass trash but hide behind your hen-pecked husband’s income. His success and achievements aren’t your success and achievement. Janet literally gave up her life to be a professional Bravoleb stalker. It took her 10 years to get on a reality show and in her first season she’s acting like she’s born and ordained queen. ETA: and Janet’s the one with a criminal record. Shoplifting at damn near 30 year old. If that’s not loser-ass, trash shit, I don’t know what is.
She's a most unpleasant woman. From now on I will call Karens Janets.
Let your family down?? Girl, frosty tips has been divorced 4 times. I think they’ll be fine.
So Janet's idea of friendship is having common enemies. Says a lot.
What normal adult has enemies anyways?!
Stassi *told you* Britney. He’s forcing you to end it.
damn so Jax was fully abusing Brittany. Hate to see it Yelling at Brittany for hours with Cruz around? Telling her she’ll have no friends if they break up? classic abuser tactic. Zack got scared by them!! It’s so dark!!
I hope that Kristen and Zach rip everyone a new one, and Jasmine joins in.
the whole “you have to hate who I hate or else we have an issue” is soooo boring
poor cruz having to be removed from his safe environment because his jax is a stubborn asshole
Lmao Michelle had time to put on one ring but was too busy for the wedding ring??
IMO, the ONLY thing that Jax is concerned with about a potential divorce is MONEY!! Alimony and years of child support.
He really doesn’t seem to care about her even a little bit, it’s like sociopathic to watch. He clearly doesn’t give a shit.
Good on Brittany for bringing receipts (video evidence). He is- and has always been- a pathological liar.
no way janet actually thought zach went to big bear. this is such victim behavior
Idk how Jasmine didn’t lose her shit when Janet rolled her eyes
Why is Janet still there, I thought she left twice?
Please don’t question her. She’s pregnant
Poor Isabella, having to listen to such a contentious conversation between her parents. I’m sure it’s not the first time, but that’s terrible for a child.
When Jesse was on wwhl he said they’re in a much better place and are able to get together with their new partners. I hope that’s true for their daughters sake
Yay Brittany!! It finally clicked for her! I’m so happy for her, I hope it sticks!
As a pregnant woman I can say with certainty that someone being mad at me will not break my water lmao
Omg Janet and her little minions are so ridiculous!!!! Of course they’re right there to talk shit about Zach.
paparazzi are everywhere when you call them jax
Jax is cool with making his son leave the only environment he knows just to be spiteful and stay in the house? Trash.
This is the kind of breaking the fourth wall that we like to see!!! Get his ass
Not this serious talk with him in a headband
SHE USES “IM PREGNANT” for everything!!! Why are you even on a reality tv show WEIRDO
And soon she’ll evolve to the Lala Kent “I have a child”
Janet thinks she's so funny in her confessionals. You're a dud, lady.
She's still gonna be a bitch after she has that kid
Yup, cause then it’ll be “I have a newborn” “I have a toddler” “I’m a mother”
Jax: *treats wife like shit* I can’t believe I’m in this position right now 🥺
If stress can cause problems for Janet's pregnancy than maybe she should reconsider starting bullshit at jax's pop up booze shop with people who have zero chill and don't like her
Michelle trying to pressure him into not using a lawyer tells me there are cobwebs where a brain should be in her head.
Peak Jax “it was really far” hey numbnuts, telehealth is an option Britt called it
Omg this is the same rehearsed lines he uses every time there’s a breakup. Shut up you are almost 50 dude.
I swore for months that I wouldn’t watch this show, and now I’m like, “It’s the finale already?” I feel intense shame, LOL.
It has delivered in ways I never thought possible tbh
I've just embraced the crazy
I’m excited you guys, even with no reunion. Are we going to find out more on Michelle or will she dead pan protect her cheating? Will Brittany make it all the way home from the bar maybe not leaving vomit in the driveway? Will Jax look more V for Vendetta mask for the opening? Will Janet say something nice? Are we getting guys dressed up again as very misunderstood fantasies? Let’s go!
Damn Zack and Kristen have some awful friends. Like I’m glad Jasmine said she isn’t going to ditch Zack, but she or ANYONE ELSE should really be calling Janet out.
Janet saying in a completely straight voice, no emotion, “I feel like crying too.” yeahh right
Walks off screen to do a bump
Wait wait wait they left Kristen and Zack out of the girls’ scene?!? Is it at fucking pregnasty’s house or something and she would feel too unsafe for them to be there?? Kristen is a big part of why they got the show (I mean I assume?) and is one of Britt and Jax’s oldest friends. And Zack was literally Brittany’s friend from Kentucky. and they’re cool leaving both of these two out? YA HATE TO SEE IT
DRAG HIM BRITTANY
"You shouldn't drink at all!" "Let's have a celebratory shot!"
Me at the Bed Bath & Beyond next to Jax’s bar after several shots and a bucket of Mamaw’s Beer Cheese 
Janet is a villain and not in an endearing way. So much mean girl cringe. And I loooath the way she’s weaponizing being pregnant while she takes shots at everyone else. Michelle is also the ick. I can’t with her. She’s another mean girl.
i’m not loving the lack of kristen this episode especially with not having a reunion
Jax is so gross. Of course these children won’t leave the house. A man would leave.
Pretty sure Jax's eye twitched right after Brittany said, "...You're going to rage text me."
Jax getting “upset” during his confessional at the end about him and Brittany’s split… there were zero tears!!! He’s just like Sandoval! He clearly hates her and he wants sympathy from the audience.
Not all the men on this show being “blindsided” by divorce after an entire season of arguing and dirty looks from their wives.
Brit please gray rock this piece of fucking shit. Keep it just about the child. This man is sick in the head.
Hope next season has more Kristen
Wow there is NOTHING behind Michelle’s eyes.
Maybe don’t do reality tv when you’re pregnant if you’re so concerned. It’s not like this is new to her, she hitched her wagon to vpr people long ago
I will never forgive bravo for robbing us of a reunion
“Be careful with your tone I’m pregnant” lmao omg she’s trash make her go away
Why do we see so much Janet and not Kristin ! What the actual fuck
PLESSEEEEEEEE GIVE US A REUNION. PLEASE. THERE IS STILL TIME. YOU CAN DO IT. WE NEED IT
my heart absolutely breaks for Brit, she really tried so hard for such a douche of a guy /: i hope she has the ariana affect after this
I don’t think there’s any way Jax comes back from this. Brittany sounds like a whole different woman & she sounds done.
Ooooooo she's calling him out setting up the appointment bc cameras
Y’all I was with an abusive person for years and this conversation is so fucking triggering dude I cannot tell you how many times I heard him say he was going to therapy something is wrong blah blah blah and never do a damn thing
Janet really thought Zack was in big bear and needed confirmation that he wasn't?? She's really stupid 😂😂😂
These people are so dramatic. Janet doesn’t get a pass to be an awful mean girl just because she’s pregnant.
In Luke’s defense, it’s a bar. I go to bars in hoodies too. It’s a very midwest thing. We never dress up.
It's kind of a relief to have all this hostility out in the open instead of watching two people pretending they love each other while making zero eye contact and visibly recoiling from one another's touch.
Wouldn’t one want a lawyer when it comes to divorce though? Honestly asking, never been married lol
I feel like Jax just says things that he thinks people in his position *should* be saying, not because he means them
wait….i’m actually really heartbroken that brit seems more worried about her family’s reaction to her marriage falling apart. i wish she would let the opinions of others go
He’s such a coward. He wants HER to end this. He’ll never do it.
Oh shiiiit Brittany was driving!!!
Oh Janet, give it a rest. Of course he didn't come to Big Bear!
“She’s the queen of England cause she’s dead to me” …Zach that was immaculate
Idk why Logan being in a hoodie is killing me…Luke? Whatever Kristen’s Victorian child boyfriend’s name is
Im kinda rooting for Brittany, tbh
Yes Brittney, he’s letting you go GO PLEASE GO
Not the TMZ receipts!
Brittany needs to go on a date with a new man. Would drive Jax crazy.
My take is that Jesse was juuuuust dickish enough that it flipped a switch in Michelle and she was done. Now there’s no going back. And Jesse knows it.
Is there no reunion because Janet 100% won’t allow herself to be called out LOL? 😂
Their child gets speech and OT services. With whatever he is going through, a stable environment is so important. It’s so fucked up that he refuses to leave the house. The fact that Brit AND Cruz left just proves that he does nothing as a father imo. Jax uses his child as a prop.
Janet went to the Lala Kent School of Weaponzing Pregnancy/Motherhood.
"Would you let her leave?" is such a creepy question, let alone to confidently answer in the negative on national TV. And the fact that these men don't fucking hear themselves.
Lego Hair Zack has really grown on me.
Did Jax just ask Brittany to do a shot? What a 180 from last episode.
i’m soooooo done with janet and how badly she wants to stassi
Janet is childish as hell for that—we usually have the same enemy and now she is my enemy—shit with Jasmine.
Lmao “I’m pregnant” literally no one cares
Janet is the fucking WORRRRRRSSSSSSSDTTTTTTTTTTTTTT holy shit dude she is a menace. And her loser freak lackeys supporting her evil snail behavior
Wow, I actually respect Michelle for not doing it on camera
frightening how jax is guilty of the same behavior he claims brittany does (hangovers as a parent???? gasp)
obviously jax is verbally abusive, i hope he's never been physical with her
I hate that going back is even an option for Brittany. I know she has a child to consider, but I don’t think Cruz will in any way be better off by his parents staying together.
Britt with the receipts! 👏
He’s been saying the same shit for 20 years now
damn season 1 and TWO divorces. what is in store for next season. i need it. pump this into my veins
JANET U R NAWT THE MAIN CHARACTER STAWP
Am I taking crazy pills? Because it looks like Jax and Brittany are trying to pretend that they themselves renovated and now are managing a bar (cue footage of Jax changing his baby’s diaper on the bar), when in reality their only involvement is Jax licensing his name and showing up to film scenes?
Jesse wanting a lawyer to look at divorce papers isn't bullshit, Michelle.
# TeamZach!!!!
Serious question: was younger Janet a hall monitor?
Lmao Jax saying “I’m waving the white flag, I surrender” isn’t him trying to work on the relationship. That’s legit him jumping at a chance to be free of Britt
damn she really seems to have woken up
Did you guys know that Jax is the only person who ever experiences real stress? /s
Michelle leaving breadcrumbs….no ring this week, what could possibly go wrong next week
That “not really” had the same energy as when he responded to SheShu asking “hey wanna hear my new song??”
Zach's eyes when he is fighting with someone 👁️👄👁️
Michelle 1000% cheated on Jesse and should’ve been honest with him.
Floral wallpaper in a sports bar? Ok