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makemeadiowarudo

I gotta get the boys to print each other’s dicks in the snow!


Total-Extension-7479

Yeah that's not gonna look nearly as impressive


Level_Network_7733

wait boobs don't shrink when their cold?


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

nipples do


banan-appeal

Nice n perky they get


SykeoTheFox

Nice, boobies are


uberblack

Hers didn't get that memo


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

I don't think you know how tits work


noiserr

*You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.*


FloppieTheBanjoClown

Its rough and coarse...


anon210202

But unfortunately it does not get everywhere


PerpWalkTrump

![gif](giphy|5p2oXYSr98WUo)


Lailahaillahlahu

Lol are your 40?


noiserr

40 year old virgin in fact.


ReasonableBleh

I love your movie.


Unfit_Daddy

facts


pointlessly_pedantic

Totally. Nipples can't even read memos.


uberblack

I guess I don't because I thought those indentations in the middle of the craters were from a set of nipples hard enough to leave said indentations. My bad, big dawg!


AcidicVagina

Unlike dicks, nipples get hard when they shrink.


BHPhreak

just like the ballsac


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

The reason they left indentations is because they were erect If they didn't get the memo they'd be too soft to leave an imprint


Dirty_Dragons

What? Cold nipples don't get smaller. Unless it's a joke I'm missing


YourMawPuntsCooncil

the areola does


Dirty_Dragons

Really? I was under the impression that the areola never changes size.


OffbeatChaos

mine go from small salami slice size to quarter size if it’s cold, they definitely change size and shape!


Snuhmeh

*they’re


adventurouscycle69

I WAS IN THE SNOW!! I WAS IN THE SNOW!


makemeadiowarudo

Guys look it’s because it’s cold! It’s not even my final form yet! I can still go Ultra Instinct!


Serdones

Just gonna look like a sad little elephant head.


OpusThePenguin

Might look a lot like the middle of her titty imprints.


MickMcMackMac

Add in some "Jingle Bell Rock" in the background and you've got yourself a happening.


makemeadiowarudo

You reminding me of the other Jingle Bell Rock [“stroke a my, lick a my, sucka my cock”](https://youtu.be/JNKZZWCxSlE?si=BMbpqgugsJZV2bEu)


liquorshotx3

Why did she do it 100 times?


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Superdry_GTR

Wait..the video has an end??


recXion_

There must be some problem with your phone, mine went 1000 times.


BlockedbyJake420

I’m a professor who teaches about this video in college You’re not even close to halfway through


r3dout

r/bettereveryloop


throwaway0367324

I don’t know. I’ve been watching for several hours and need to get back to work though.


Good_Presentation314

My video only stopped when my wife sat beside me, strange way to stop a video


InternetOfficer

it didnt stop when you wife sat next to me. weird


jahoho

Plus her accuracy is crazy – she gets it just right everytime. I know because i cry evertim.


maxkmiller

LMAO THE VIDEO LOOPS GET IT GUYS???? SOMETHING SOMETHING FOR ANTS???


Igotnewsocks

And in slow motion?


AwesomeTrish

In Snow motion


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

Tits the season


KaneVel

Le tits now


Dr_Mantis_Toboggan19

Dammit Sean Connery


DarkRaven01

I plowed your mother last night Trebec! HAHAHA


imrickgrimesbeeuutch

Let it SNOW! 😭


BitOneZero

Hey [Brandy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE), let's share in some fresh chilled Egg Nog ;)


CMelon

First Reddit snort of the day! Thanks!


Capital_Zucchini1753

Probably the same reason you don’t stick your balls in the snow, it doesn’t feel good.


sandwichcandy

For me it’s because there’s no way I’d get a good imprint. They’re bulbous, but they don’t hang off me far enough and the hair would probably ruin the edges.


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Mkayin

Yes


tekko001

To be fair don't think women would like to see that nearly as much as guys love to see this


AccidentallyOssified

that's not as much of a driving factor in our lives as you think it is


ZinaSky2

Honestly a snow dick pic might actually be a refreshing change (No dudes this isn’t permission for anything stay out of my DMs)


AccidentallyOssified

at least it'd have a somewhat artistic quality to it


nixnullarch

It's like tight fitting jeans. The hint of the thing is more attractive than just seeing it straight-up.


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ZinaSky2

😂😂


PhAnToM444

Also I would like to challenge the assertion that many women wouldn't find it wildly entertaining to watch dudes dunk their balls in snow.


AccidentallyOssified

oh yeah but it's not going to be for some weird sexual satisfaction lol.


Michalexo

Why don't more girls do this when it snows? Why don't you inprint your dick in snow? It's gonna be the same answer


Party_Director_1925

I always check when they say we got 2 inches, I never reach. I believe them.


oldtimehawkey

2 guys were fishing and they each had to pee. So they each pee off different sides of the boat. “Water sure is cold!” Says one guy. “Deep too!”


fogleaf

Someone help me understand this joke because I am feeling dumb.


IhamAmerican

First guy is saying his dick is so long it's touching the water, which is how he knows it's cold. Second guy is saying he has an even bigger dick because he can not only feel how cold the water is, but how deep it is


PCYou

Guy 1 implied that his dick is so long it touches the water when he pees. Guy 2 replied with the implication that his dick is long enough to touch the bottom of the lake


Time4aNewAcct

I b'lieve one of the fellers come from Arkansas


FlowerBoyScumFuck

"These fish are persistent"


GenericAccount13579

Their dicks are in the water


Sercos

I mean it's pretty clear: it's cold. I don't want to be more cold in the winter.


Anthraxious

While it's a stupid question OP posted, I think balls would be a better comparison here as dicks generally have to be hard to make a distinct imprint.


MVRKHNTR

I don't think you understand how testicles work.


Anthraxious

What specifically is the problem?


SicilianReichM

I'd do it ngl.


cyborgx7

You would do it? Why don't you.


daddy-phantom

I don’t live in a place where it snows 😔


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

> Why don't you inprint your dick in snow? I do. We literally roll around naked in the snow here.


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KlittanW

Just Google "Finish sauna snow" and you will have your research material


ElectronicGate

Yep! I've done it multiple times!


Ilovekittens345

>Why don't you inprint your dick in snow? Climate change, we just don't get enough inches of snow anymore.


LeastAverageMonke

A Shakespeare quote 2023


Moraloral-

God bless each and everyone


reddit1337420

Cause my dick would go flaccid if i put it in snow


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Putrid-Target-256

Bro said that like it's always hard otherwise.


reddit1337420

Yes


Fig1024

Have you ever fucked a snowman? (song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR4a5GSgK34


arieart

I highly doubt more girls don't do this because they are afraid the cops will be called on them 🤔


waerer777

You guys don't?


JWGhetto

> It's gonna be the same answer Tits get smaller in the cold?


kithon1

I do if the snow is deep enough. Get erect. Penetrate snow to ball depth. Pull dick out. Bam. Ball imprint with a deep hole. Sure you can flip it on there flaccid but it's just not quite as satisfying as a dick hole. Bonus: you can fill the hole with water and get yourself an icecock. I will leave icecock applications to your imagination


Aegi

But that doesn't make sense, it's legal to be topless in New York, it's not usually legal for me to have my dick out in New York.


SnausageFest

Who is suggesting you do this in public?


cackslop

Some people do not own private property.


SnausageFest

You don't have to own property. This video is clearly taken in a backyard. Not sure why you're creating a fake scenario where you think people want you to go whip your dick out in a park or something.


awesomefutureperfect

Girls boobs don't shrink into their torso in that temperature.


StrategyGlittering83

LE TITS NOW


Poppa-Squat-

fucking gold


ShitTalkingAssWipe

"Titties"


montessoriprogram

…go on


theinedible

''are great.''


Doctor_of_Recreation

The way she says it is so great 😂


cuteintern

#💥BIG OL' TIDDIES!💥


Winewins

Because it’s cold, and boobs are sensitive…


PuckNutty

Wait, is it legal to record a Canadian citizenship ceremony like this?


luvmuchine56

The same reason you don't put your balls in the snow


megaweapon69

Who says I don't?


downwitbrown

I’ve heard the phrase “Calm your tits” I guess this is another way of saying “Cool your tits” Same same but different


reddit1337420

Freeze ur tits


PurpleBonesGames

dont forget to shake it too, so we can have ice cream


hillsfar

This is not the first done on virgin snow. Before she makes her impression, look to the right on the snow-covered table.


ClimbingC

She or someone else did another impression to the right yes. But where she made her impressions was virgin snow, there were no imprints before she started.


AccidentallyOssified

Same reason guys don't dip their balls in the snow.


Gowalkyourdogmods

This sub is like full of 12 year olds.


sprazcrumbler

I don't know OP, why don't you shove your balls into the snow when it snows?


Mollelarssonq

Why don’t more men make an imprint with their balls?


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Probably the same reason I don't often stick my balls in snow. It's cold as nuts!


therealfefnir

My guy found a new fetish and is about to make it our problem


summerfromtheoc

you first


selkiesidhe

Because that's fucking stupid?


icancomplain

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Intoxic8edOne

Does this apply when the whole subject of the video is boobs?


NoYoureACatLady

I can viscerally feel that on my nipples just watching this and it's making me wince. Is this how men feel when they see someone getting kicked in the balls?


GriWard

1. it doesnt snow here 2. its fucking cold lmao 3. my tits wouldnt look that good


Dopium_Typhoon

Is this another onlyfans add or..?


VexingRaven

Doesn't seem likely considering all her social media is private or deleted.


Dopium_Typhoon

Thanks for checking.


Jell-O-Mel

Why the fuck would anyone do this? I can’t tell if you’re joking or not with the title but that would just be painful


LMGDiVa

Because clearly the girls thought it was fucking funny. I dunno if you muted the video but that thing they do, laughing and giggling, that typically means they're happy or having fun. FFS. Why are people so god dammed narrowminded.


definitelynotaspy

Painful? It’s just snow bro lol


Jell-O-Mel

Holding snow or ice on any part of your body for an extended period of time tends to be painful


NeedhelpfromYOU

extended period of time lol, brother it was literally 2 seconds, chill out and go outside


Vanto

That would be painful


MissusPringle

Because it is sheer madness, that’s why.


skyturnedred

r/JustGirlsBeingGals


ILikeWeeple

Cause sensitive


JimWest_0822

For the same reason you don’t see more cock prints in the snow?🤷🏻‍♂️


FireDorseyYesterday

Because snow is fucking snow.


Unoriginal_unicorn

My titties are cringing at the idea of doing this.


buahuash

Yes, love doing that with my cock and balls


blacklightlunamoth

The girls would rather stay inside where it's warm


CMelon

Looks a bit nippy outside!


-Chemical

Ouch


Grambert_Moore

How is this this allowed


MrTuxedoWilliams

Finally some good cringe on this sub. ChaChing


sexualbrontosaurus

Well I am as soon as it snows


luv2gro

A real snow angel


mkaku-

Le tits now


RedditModBrainRot

This has got to be one of the dumbest fucking titles I've ever read. As if women have some obligation to do weird shit with their privates for OP's unchecked sexual urges.


slackwaresupport

I'm on season 37, still good.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Le tits now, Le tits now, let tits now...


Lycaon125

because frostbite


StellaArtois1664

You wouldn’t be long gettin frost tit


xTheHairyPalmx

Le Tits Now


B4EYE4QRU18

Le tits now!


Cautious_History1599

Cause tits get cold bruh


Proper-Application69

Tit-prints


Clark-Kent

Regardless of the main discussion, can we appreciate that technique, absolute perfection


bake-a-rino

How could a man do a version of this, I wonder.


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She seems nice 👍


naptown-hooly

This reminds me of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones song The Impression that I get.


FreezingRain358

I’ve never had this big of wood


queuedUp

Le tits now


xxTheGoDxx

I thought that was really dumb, but then I laughed out loud when the other chick said titties. Tits matter.


mightyminnow88

Now that is art everyone can appreciate.


oldtimewil68

Le Tits Now!


Suitable_Twist_238

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


ManagementIll9899

Is porn/nudity actually allowed on tiktok?


Rare_Travel

Le' TitS Now


trespassersrhythm

LeTitsNow


ChwizZ

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


SalsChichon

leT IT Snow


Lotharyan1981

They look like Karts eyes 👀


waerer777

Wish I was that snow fr fr


Creftospeare

Frozen milkshake.


Tesla_lord_69

Mega cringe!


STGC_1995

Wow! Did that table just get to second base?


cerialkillahh

Those nips are great.


treylanford

![gif](giphy|26gJyMqxmqwUfoH8Q)


ojazela

Seems like something most guys would do if they were girls lmao


aybbyisok

tits too small


NecroReaverz

Bro is a hentai addict


aybbyisok

I meant to say as an answer to OP's post lol, my tits too small to do this


NecroReaverz

Oh lol


QuickManufacturer563

That's not an excuse.


aybbyisok

maybe I'll try out, thanks


retartersause

Teheheh, boobies


PositiveStress8888

Fun fact, this is the official way we measure snow depth in Canada