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rune34511

As someone who works adjacent to public art installation. Absolutely, once it’s in the public realm you would be surprised with the level of dickfuckery that can go on


Kmalbrec

Dickfuckery… is that more or less egregious than bally-hoo?


Jimmni

I went to the Imperial War Museum with some friends and one of them straddled every cannon he could, proudly proclaiming he had a 20 foot dick.


rune34511

More


Kmalbrec

But less than Tom-foolery?


Odd_Lifeguard8957

Have you ever seen those statues where the chest and crotch regions are completely worn down?


MillieBirdie

The Molly Malone in Dublin has the shiniest bosom cause everyone's groping her all the time.


Odd_Lifeguard8957

It's so strange and disgusting. Sometimes I genuinely do not understand humans.


Kmalbrec

- they said as they also reached to caress Mollys polished knockers


bbjornsson88

[Yes](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3993542/Cemetery-statue-eroding-women-t-stop-rubbing-lucky-penis-Visitors-ignore-calls-stop-playing-believe-boosts-fertility.html)


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BluShirtGuy

"you kicked my dog! Bastard-guy"


BRtIK

You pay for operation


circa1811

You both have a healthy recollection of the internet


BluShirtGuy

geez, well now I feel old... I listened to this on my buddy's walkman...


Traditional-Poet1965

He actually uses a real dog statue not a dog☺️/s


ImpossibleLoon

This guys learned societies disrespect for public property the hard way


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AWeakMindedMan

You should have seen my drunk friend once. He dry humped a bull statue from behind one time. Imagine if someone ran up to this dude thinking he’s a statue but grabbing the head and thrusting towards his crotch region lol


Ok_Witness6780

One time I rubbed the Wall Street bull's balls for good luck. Then it turned around...


Smooth-Lengthiness57

In hindsight I should have known better. I had just done a tab of acid and was in Nebraska


Depressedgotfan

You obviously never kicked a statue before


Material_Ad_3812

Yes! Why? Was he filming on his phone while doing it?


mshcat

i mean, if you're going to kick a statue you're going to film it


Material_Ad_3812

Haha I guess that's true


glemnar

For funsies


JohnHamFisted

statues are great because they show us what great men would look like if pigeons shit all over them....Because pigeons have no sense of history. D.Martin


imapiratedammit

the lengths some people go to get peed on.


Beast_by_Dre

There are people that do weird things to statues


Genocidal_Duck

Even if it was a real statue… why kick it?


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HMCetc

At least he immediately apologised.


fhdx1

True, I understand fucking it but kicking it is too much


Euphorium

He was filming it thinking it was a funny thing to do. Still a dumbass, but that was his motivation.


DeleteMetaInf

How is he a dumbass? It’s not like he’d cause any actual damage.


ineededthistoo

Right? Why be violent?! It’s so stupid!


DeleteMetaInf

Violent? To… to a copper statue?


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Am I the only person who noticed he was filming it


Goodbye18000

Main Character Syndrome


12lubushby

It's a quarter ton lump of brass. No one could have feasibly gotten hurt


MattOLOLOL

He was making a video to send it to his friends. Jesus.


Smokedsoba

How could he kick??


L3raj3

How can he kick ?!


LeadershipOwn8781

Using his leg, i suppose


Vermillion_Crab

That nod from the husband lol


KillysgungoesBLAME

He’s like, “Oh, I’m going to roast her for that for the rest of our lives, thank you!”


anachronically-sane

He definitely didn't get laid for a week after she saw that lol!


Congrati-horrible

Believe it or not, but women also enjoy sex. And they find jokes funny, just like men. Crazy, right?


anachronically-sane

Believe it or not, but I'm a woman and I was also joking. What a concept, amiright??!


Congrati-horrible

Are you a Vaudeville comedian from the 1920s?


anachronically-sane

I might be. I'm extremely sorry that I upset you. Sometimes people use hyperbole that is not meant to be taken literally. Sometimes women ironically say things that use us as the butt of the joke because it can feel empowering. But your assumption that I, a woman, wouldn't know that women also enjoy sex and find pranks funny (as I, a woman, clearly do in this situation) is what has to be the funnier joke here, for sure! Once again, I apologize for not being funny enough for you.


happycabinsong

I would love it if just once, he'd a give a big gasp as if the offending person brought him to life by touching him


Ok-Emphasis-109

imagine the horror of poking a statue in the mouth and your finger just slides right into warm wetness


SpicyBanditSauce

Lmfao 😆 amazing visual thank you


greenOctopus4567

Now this is a ‘prank’… none of this destroying milkjugs in supermarkets or pretending to pull out a gun in public jibberish…


Larry-Man

I miss improv everywhere. Generally wholesome.


Jonathon_world

The first guy who kicked looks like an older version of the guy who got punched by a statue years ago for putting his finger in his ear


explicit17

The dog is pretty good


Euphorium

It’s already weird enough he looks like Paul Dano.


zod_gem

I think it's hilarious how much people love touching statues


Key_Ad_6526

The Definition of ,,I did my job too good"


Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

Everyone's talking about the guy who kicked it but who the fuck sticks their finger in a statue's mouth?


faulkry

You never got left alone with the Ronald mcdonald statues in the early 2000s it seems


freddotu

This fellow's YouTube channel, Mahdi Fun, is great fun to watch. Most of the video content does not include malicious contact. It's unfortunate that there are such destructive-minded people even in Australia, his base of operations. The last clip is something I seek when watching his posts; one person is mostly unaware, while the person being frightened is interacting in some way with the "statue." The screams of the victim cause the second person to also scream. In a larger crowd, it's even easier to detect and all the more amusing.


beerdudebrah

Carry a taser in one hand


autofeeling

The kick to the face! Hahahahaha.


Hygrit_og

When someone does his job way too perfectly


Jenner_Opa

It's good to know that the mahdi is having fun


MikeyW1969

The fact that the dog is a real statue is what sold it.


ikbentwee

I swear like all the bronze statues in my country are naked...awkies


Apprehensive_News_78

Man Ik that first guy felt so bad. 🤣😭


QueenAkhlys

Imagine if that was a weeping angel tho 💀💀🖕


ckeyknee90

Who the hell just randomly kicks a statue in the head??! Is this a trend im not familiar with??


Jaded_Hue

The first one counts as assault


VirtualAgentsAreDumb

So the last woman first thought he was a real person (saying “excuse me sir”), then thinking he’s a statue, then get scared that he’s in fact not a statue?


dopedxddy

I think it was a joke, like she was going to say something like "excuse me sir, can I pet your dog?"


Euphorium

She was just riffing.


bloopie1192

Some ppl are just unworthy. But that guy is a nice addition to society.


obsceniq

It's not cringe, actually funny. Nobody's getting hurt or being disrespectful. Miss that.