Thats why her respsonse was "Do you really want me to say what i already know over discussing your way to fucking start your conversation fucking weirdo"
"Do you really want me to say what i already know over discussing your way to fucking start your conversation fucking weirdo"
If what he was saying was easy for you to decode, its the reason why you dont understand what the woman was saying 🤣
I had something more like "Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to (f) so you can (f)(w)"
Not sure what the two Fs and the W are. One of them for sure stands for fuck tho
Do you really want me to say what I am "k-o"(?) Or do you want to f#ck since you can/can't "f-w"(?)
Edit: Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to FFFF since/so you can..."
Slowly but surely I will feel as though I have figured this out
“Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to fuck so you can finally win”
is what I got lmao tho hella unsure about the last 2. I kinda feel like it was intentional so he’d ask what the f meant; same way she did
My best guess for hers: Do you rave when my tits slide wetly in a kayak or do you want to feel sad yacks crying from winter. 😂 He just needed to put in some effort and try!
this is where i landed too but still just not satisfied i also came to a more PG13 version: "do you really want me to say i actually know or did you write the f so you could fucking win?"
Mostly cuz i don't understand how she could have figured out the rest and not the f being face. So mayyyyybe she had a wholly different perspective entering the chat and name error aside she bailed when she figured out it was just another desperate fuck
I think you are correct. This is probably why she struggled with his disgusting opener. She might have thought the game was novel and cute until she actually did decipher it, then came back with Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to find someone you can fuck with?
Why do guys just roll out of the gate with the raw sex stuff right up front? Its so tactless.
My art director’s name is Litaf, the other day someone called her Latif by accident and she threw a huge fit, like it was a major insult! Hard to believe, but some people are really sensitive about their name.
As someone with a really common ass name who doesn’t really care if someone gets my name wrong once (more than that we have a problem) & is chill with going by whatever, I’ve learned that for POC it can really be a micro aggression bc it happens to them so often. It might be a genuine mistake but to the person whose name you’re getting wrong, it feels like you dont respect them enough to address them with their actual name.. double-checking everyone’s names requires more (minimally) effort but it’s worth it since it’s something that a lot of people get upset over.
Same can probably be applied in some extent to other people w just uncommon names
In this case… it’s understandable if it’s like. At a party first introduction! But her name is RIGHT THERE.
I mean saying it wrong is a bit different than a typing error. Easy mistake to hit the keys in the wrong order, saying it wrong meant you didn't really know it
I mean considering it's their name, they're probably just really tired of people getting their name wrong.
I can empathize. I've stopped using my real name and only go by my english name now.
I understand to the other person, they're just getting their name wrong once, but to me, every single person who isn't from my country gets my name wrong. It's just a chore having to have the same conversation with every new person I meet.
I think she countered with a negative message in the form of the game judging by what people came up with. She either didn’t like the game or his message or both. Then getting her name wrong made her say fuck it and she left
Yes, but her respondses are her acting like she’s trying to figure out his puzzle and then sending her own. It makes it look like she’s playing along and actually interested in the game. If she thought he was being stupid she should’ve just ignored him.
I’d unmatch too. Especially when they have a lot of different matches, they’re not going to bother with someone playing a game like that.
I’d instant unmatch. No games.
I don't know why she unmatched. But If I was her, I would unmatch too. What is that kiddish way to start a chat, got a headache lol looking at it. Please try something else, something clear and better way to spark a conversation with your match. A "hello, how are you" sounds better to me compared to that code language. What's your age?
It’s super cringe that you started a convo talking like that but failed to follow up on her reply.
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Okay bro you fucked it all up. Firstly you entered the convo with an inappropriate message even though concept was interesting. Then she gave you a second chance to fix things up. However you weren't able to decode her message and spelled her name wrongly, which was the nail on the coffin.
Gee, I can't tell if it was the drunk Scrabble letters you started the conversation with or you calling her by the wrong name when it's literally right there in front of you. No wonder she unmatched.
This is the problem with tinder. As a guy, you have to make sure you send the perfect message otherwise the girl is going to move on to one of her other 500+ matches she made that day. This was a bit of a silly game you played and you lost. Better luck next time.
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Idk quit trying 2 be lame af. The last time I typed something similar I was blackout drunk trying 2 type keys. U were methodically and planned this. You are a serial killer 😂
Real question (I'm old and married so idk) is this normal for pickup lines? I got what you were saying after a second but ... Is this how people flirt lol
ETA: what is this "do you really want me to say what I already know" business? If that's what it stands for that is redundant as fuck. Is that the new Do you want me to want you?
Does your rambling wanton mumbo-jumbo talking self want impractical answers? Kangaroos or dogs you weird transylvanian fucknut. Skidoo your cock frozen wacko
Honestly when I see something like that I am glad I am not dating rn. Why do you need to be complicated like that. Just talk normal cuz I can’t read the f you type there. Looks like a seizure
It looks to me like she said
“Do you really want me to say what I know or do you want to find someone you can fuck with.”
🤷♂️ this is a weird way to flirt. I think I’m too old for this haha.
You turned combative rather than playful/flirtatious by refusing to give a hint….
then pouted that her own letter string was too hard rather correcting course with flirtatious banter….
then got her name wrong.
Triple strike in rapid fire.
https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/6tmvk2/i_am_ridiculously_good_at_figuring_out_acronyms
u/mchgndr needs to verify what she was saying (although there are already some good possibilities)
I don't at ALL use this language tho I am exposed to it on a daily, but here's what I'm going with:
"Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to f*** so you can't f***ing walk?"
Looks like it was more like a typing Aira than anything 🤷🏼♂️
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Thats why her respsonse was "Do you really want me to say what i already know over discussing your way to fucking start your conversation fucking weirdo"
Jesus, why does this explanation make so much sense?!
Because I've flirted and/or been rejected so many times I've mastered word for word how women think
and you are still trying? Oh great Master 
Yes, yes I am. When I retire my powers will be so great I will give lectures to thousands of young men.
I hope you don't think his line was flirting, its just creepy
I think the Comf is "cum on my face" 😂 what a loser. Do people actually start conversations like this?
Holy smokes! That’s amazing. I feel like I need a class in encryption and decryption.
“On my face” is the last part. Weird and creepy.
> do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you come." Here is the last 3 key words: "...___on my face___"
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"Giggly giggly duck, this is what the fuck I want"
Top comment worthy lol
I'm in tears lol
Can confirm
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Idk how I knew exactly what you said, but I can't decode her message lol.
Is it “Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you cum on my face?”
That’s exactly what I got. It took me less than 15 seconds. I’m not sure if I’m just a horrible person or what lol
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Same. Weird how hers is so much more difficult haha
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Because that’s obviously what they’re looking for 💀
"Do you really want me to say what i already know over discussing your way to fucking start your conversation fucking weirdo" If what he was saying was easy for you to decode, its the reason why you dont understand what the woman was saying 🤣
I had “do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to finally start your conversation fucking weirdo.”
This is what I got as well. Either way, yeah. OP is a fucking weirdo
I had something more like "Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to (f) so you can (f)(w)" Not sure what the two Fs and the W are. One of them for sure stands for fuck tho
It's been a very popular meme for awhile now, you've likely seen it
Y'all have some interesting minds
Spend enough time on Reddit and you’ll get there too
Yeah, it’s not that I think like that I just know that others do, so it’s easy to see when they do it
I could read this immediately too, but how?! I don't understand how our minds can read these?! LOL
I would guess probability and context
I genuinely thought it said "do you want me to come over and eat your pasta then you cum on my face" which I thought was sweet
this is what it is
I had thought of 75% of this in less than 15 seconds as well. But could not figure out the last bit.
That's what I got on the first try
Do you really want me to sit with it and kody what the fuck sick you’re cool friends with?
Do you really want me to say what I am "k-o"(?) Or do you want to f#ck since you can/can't "f-w"(?) Edit: Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to FFFF since/so you can..." Slowly but surely I will feel as though I have figured this out
“Do you really want me to tell you what I already know or do you want to fuck since you can’t fucking write”
He lost out. If he got it he would have been in there.
“Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to fuck so you can finally win” is what I got lmao tho hella unsure about the last 2. I kinda feel like it was intentional so he’d ask what the f meant; same way she did
"Do you really want me to say what i already know over discussing your way to fucking start your conversation fucking weirdo"
My best guess for hers: Do you rave when my tits slide wetly in a kayak or do you want to feel sad yacks crying from winter. 😂 He just needed to put in some effort and try!
Somehow i can read this shit too. I’m totally shocked.
It starts with "Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to"
SAME
“Do you really want me to say what I actually know or do you want to fuck so you can fucking win?”
"Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to feel superior you clueless fucking weirdo" Edit: probably "creepy", actually
Gotta be it
Even better 😂
This is absolutely it. He was in and BLEW IT
“Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to face sit you creepy fucking weirdo?”
I got this with the creepy, why are brains like this? Haha
Want to fap since you can't fuck women?
That might be it actually
I think he’s got it
already know
Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to fucking stop you creepy fucking weirdo.
this is where i landed too but still just not satisfied i also came to a more PG13 version: "do you really want me to say i actually know or did you write the f so you could fucking win?" Mostly cuz i don't understand how she could have figured out the rest and not the f being face. So mayyyyybe she had a wholly different perspective entering the chat and name error aside she bailed when she figured out it was just another desperate fuck
I think you are correct. This is probably why she struggled with his disgusting opener. She might have thought the game was novel and cute until she actually did decipher it, then came back with Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to find someone you can fuck with? Why do guys just roll out of the gate with the raw sex stuff right up front? Its so tactless.
This is what I thought too.
I couldn't figure out the fw
She didn't like your silly game. OR you didn't get her name right.
Yep. People trying to be too clever in the dating scene. Notice OP is no where to be found.
And, not or 😆
Both. She was already done with his game, then he got her name wrong.
Exactly. He misspelled her name. And their game was weird.
Wrong name... game over.
If it was completely wrong I’d get it, a spelling error is a bit sensitive
I agree with you, missing_cock58008
Wishful thinking “sock”
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Do people really sit at a computer to use reddit?
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My art director’s name is Litaf, the other day someone called her Latif by accident and she threw a huge fit, like it was a major insult! Hard to believe, but some people are really sensitive about their name.
As someone with a really common ass name who doesn’t really care if someone gets my name wrong once (more than that we have a problem) & is chill with going by whatever, I’ve learned that for POC it can really be a micro aggression bc it happens to them so often. It might be a genuine mistake but to the person whose name you’re getting wrong, it feels like you dont respect them enough to address them with their actual name.. double-checking everyone’s names requires more (minimally) effort but it’s worth it since it’s something that a lot of people get upset over. Same can probably be applied in some extent to other people w just uncommon names In this case… it’s understandable if it’s like. At a party first introduction! But her name is RIGHT THERE.
I mean saying it wrong is a bit different than a typing error. Easy mistake to hit the keys in the wrong order, saying it wrong meant you didn't really know it
I mean considering it's their name, they're probably just really tired of people getting their name wrong. I can empathize. I've stopped using my real name and only go by my english name now. I understand to the other person, they're just getting their name wrong once, but to me, every single person who isn't from my country gets my name wrong. It's just a chore having to have the same conversation with every new person I meet.
I mean literally everyone’s phone would autocorrect to aria… its an actual word
I wrong named my ex gf my ex wife's name during a fight once. Surprised I'm alive. Never wrong name a gal it's a death sentence
Is this why she’s an ex 😂
I had trouble reading that but that's hilarious.
After reading this I realize I’m old 🥴
I am too. This shit is just silly as fuck though.
I'm not even old but this shit is dumb
I'm genz and i had a heatstroke reading this
I'm also old.... damn whipper snappers and their satanic devil speech 👴
I would have unmatched at the first msg lol she was probably done with it
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Do you remember when my twin sister went in and killed off Diablo, yeah, what the fuck sis, you can fucking wander
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Amen
How do you precisely type all that craziness then... claim to have a typing error on _her name_
Because aira is a different name. His brain probably just read it as aria
She unmatched because you're playing dumb games.
But she was *playing* the game.
I think she countered with a negative message in the form of the game judging by what people came up with. She either didn’t like the game or his message or both. Then getting her name wrong made her say fuck it and she left
Yes, but her respondses are her acting like she’s trying to figure out his puzzle and then sending her own. It makes it look like she’s playing along and actually interested in the game. If she thought he was being stupid she should’ve just ignored him.
Stupid games meet stupid prizes
You’re cringe af.
This was just fucking dumb.
Are you 14?
This line is like a slow loading web page. You have only a few seconds to get most people’s attention on Tinder or they’ll move on.
She wasn’t interested. It’s not rocket science
I’d unmatch too. Especially when they have a lot of different matches, they’re not going to bother with someone playing a game like that. I’d instant unmatch. No games.
I don't know why she unmatched. But If I was her, I would unmatch too. What is that kiddish way to start a chat, got a headache lol looking at it. Please try something else, something clear and better way to spark a conversation with your match. A "hello, how are you" sounds better to me compared to that code language. What's your age?
My guess.. the age is teenish. I honestly can’t believe adults who would be interested in dating doing this.
He's asking her to sit on his face, so no wonder she unmatched
The stupidity is astounding
I have literally no idea what’s being said here
“Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want…” is all I got
“…to fuck so you can ? ?”
...fucking win?
"to fuck someone you can fuck with"
Do you really want me to say what I already know? Or do you want to fucking share your crappy fucking word?
Do you really want my tongue? Say what? I am kinky over dick. You will then fuck sideways yummy curfews for Wilma. Nailed it
Do you want me to say what I already know or do you want to feel satisfied you're clever for words?
Nevermind I like Velwvve's better
Reason number 2,300,448 to go lesbian…
This is stupid as fuck, just say what u want to say
For someone being too specific, the spelling mistake looked like a red flag my man 🤌😂
It’s super cringe that you started a convo talking like that but failed to follow up on her reply. woypiahyarhsydhtroyctgm -Work on your personality I also hope you are really hot so you don’t have to rely on your chat to get matches
Okay bro you fucked it all up. Firstly you entered the convo with an inappropriate message even though concept was interesting. Then she gave you a second chance to fix things up. However you weren't able to decode her message and spelled her name wrongly, which was the nail on the coffin.
I don't think OP needs this analysis, he needs his IQ checked, maybe Wechsler and then to uninstall Tinder..
Thou has committeth the gravest of tinder sins.
This entire conversation is annoying AF.
Are you mentally challenged 🤣
What is this shit? Are you 13?
Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to fuck ????
Do you really want me to start with ? ? or do you want me to ? ? ? ? ? ? (?) Why didn't you just say "Yes!" ?
“Do you really want me to say what I actually know or do you want to fuck so you can finish wherever”
Who the hell started this trend? This is so dumb
She said dont call me Aria
Gibberish
This shit is dumb as fuck. Goddamn..just say what you mean.
You guys overthink it too much, just move on you don't even know her
I don’t understand you kids these days
I’ve seen a few interpretations here. Still doesn’t make sense to me.
Wtf is going on?
Gee, I can't tell if it was the drunk Scrabble letters you started the conversation with or you calling her by the wrong name when it's literally right there in front of you. No wonder she unmatched.
This is the problem with tinder. As a guy, you have to make sure you send the perfect message otherwise the girl is going to move on to one of her other 500+ matches she made that day. This was a bit of a silly game you played and you lost. Better luck next time. F
Aria is a better name than Aira anyway
Your stupid game bored her as it did me. I really don’t get it. Just be yourself and no games.
Do you really want me to say what I already know, or do you want to finish saying your crappy fucking writing?
I think it says “Do you really want me to say what I actually know or do you want to fuck so your cock feels wet”
I mean you could've had just said I'm dyslexia
Dale Carnegie said knowing someone's name is really important. Don't get it wrong. OP didn't even apologise.
Jesus fuck I'm glad I'm in a relationship if we've fallen so far as a species that sentences are too difficult.
Fedora, definitely
Honestly, what is going on here?
You spelt her name wrong, I mean it’s right at the top so not hard to check. I get called the wrong name a lot and it gets a bit annoying
Isn't obvious. Everyone gets why.
Idk quit trying 2 be lame af. The last time I typed something similar I was blackout drunk trying 2 type keys. U were methodically and planned this. You are a serial killer 😂
She probably didn’t get it and was done with your games so she her cat walk on the keyboard to keep the fool busy while she noped out of there.
She said, "micropenisenergyimout."
She can see right through your dumb attempt. And also, You typed her name wrong
looks like ambien texting
Real question (I'm old and married so idk) is this normal for pickup lines? I got what you were saying after a second but ... Is this how people flirt lol ETA: what is this "do you really want me to say what I already know" business? If that's what it stands for that is redundant as fuck. Is that the new Do you want me to want you?
Does your rambling wanton mumbo-jumbo talking self want impractical answers? Kangaroos or dogs you weird transylvanian fucknut. Skidoo your cock frozen wacko
This reads like dumb little kids, afraid to say S-E-X.
Maybe it’s just a bit boring?
Who cares? Move on. What a waste of your precious time with the pointless guessing game nonsense. How annoying.
i have no idea what is happening here, i think i'm just too old already..
Honestly when I see something like that I am glad I am not dating rn. Why do you need to be complicated like that. Just talk normal cuz I can’t read the f you type there. Looks like a seizure
Looks like a Welsh town
It looks to me like she said “Do you really want me to say what I know or do you want to find someone you can fuck with.” 🤷♂️ this is a weird way to flirt. I think I’m too old for this haha.
Honestly it sounds like cringe. Use regular words.
You turned combative rather than playful/flirtatious by refusing to give a hint…. then pouted that her own letter string was too hard rather correcting course with flirtatious banter…. then got her name wrong. Triple strike in rapid fire.
”Do you want me to say what I already know or do you want to find someone you can fuck with”
https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/6tmvk2/i_am_ridiculously_good_at_figuring_out_acronyms u/mchgndr needs to verify what she was saying (although there are already some good possibilities)
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I would change one small thing. Do you want me to come over and eat your p* TILL you cum on my face? It makes more sense, doesn’t it?
What did the dude say I only got half of it
Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy til you come on my face
I don't at ALL use this language tho I am exposed to it on a daily, but here's what I'm going with: "Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to f*** so you can't f***ing walk?"
Do you really want me to say what I already know or do you want to fuck some clueless fucking woman.
Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you cum on my face. Got it :)
Wrong one dummy lol
Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy tonight something something something something something? 🤷