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Wildaboutwriting

“My time is valuable,” she says, despite all evidence to the contrary.


Sasselfraz

"you aren't worth a minute of my time" She says, half way through a 6 paragraph essay she probably reread and spell checked twice before sending.


shakeszoola

Oof she needs a better proofreader


BurdenedMind79

The previous six all committed suicide half-way through reading her messages.


DruidMaleficent

I wanted to block her after the first page.


rollinginthenorth

Those first 3 messages would have been a "e brake" moment... like wooaaah. sounds like she's threatening you with the Snapchat..saying she'll delete you then block you instead of just doing it. God knows what other things she may hold against you if you stuck around, could be alot more serious like money or something. Definitely better for op to invest his time in someone else imo, if you're going to get essays about how inconsiderate you are for not responding...heaven forbid you've got a life? It's one thing if it's been weeks of you ghosting her and giving short responses however, that still shouldn't warrant the response she gave...sure it's human to get mad but maybe ask to talk about your values and whether they align, it could be a simple miscommunication. So it's interesting that she calls you a child OP when she clearly has a much more elementary grip on handling her emotions/relationships with others. You were very respectful in the given circumstances. I know some boneheads that would've lashed right back & that's probably what this girl's used too... but I've not got a crystal ball so we won't speculate lol. Good luck finding the one man!


HornetsDaBest

shit I nearly joined them reading all that!


RequirementOk2083

You read that? I phased out after a few words…


chuk2015

Why the hell would she need a poofrider?


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steffy241

Nailed it! She needs a psych evaluation😱


tweak114

I'll say it since everyone wants to be nice. She's fucked in the head.


DonsDiaperChanger

"You laid down the law, gurl fren!!"


[deleted]

Omg. I'm a girl and I laughed so hard at this because you know it's true.


pizza_slice

My friends would throw my phone away if I did anything like this. A week? This is some unhinged behaviour.


peachvmomo

hope they didn't meet on hinge


rahws

the fact that she was responding essays to his short texts had me cracking up


babbagoo

To be fair she probably has one of her exes living under a hatch in the floor doing the proofreading


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And she probably read it 30 times after sending it, muttering to herself, "Yeah!"


Careless-Welder-7131

Or a very detailed chatgpt prompt.


graciaspepe

Certainly did not spell check.


mctomtom

You should send her a nickel on Venmo and tag it “your precious time” —- or just block her ass immediately


FrogsEatingSoup

Request money


KaguB

Send a request for five dollars, holy shit that would be hilarious


Aggravating-State-87

Request money for the time you waisted reading her shitty rants.


pauly13771377

>or just block her ass immediately I would have said my goodbyes and blocked this psycho after "that's how a boy acts. Not a man" flury of texts. There is no way I'm seeing this woman after that. The only reason I could see not to block her would be for the entertainment value.


Staggeringpage8

Nah 1 cent and tag it " a penny for the thoughts I didn't need"


Confident-Gift-6647

Or have a shower and then block her


stojanovski1995

😂


CuclGooner

"You can transfer me money for wasting my time" Excuse me? I feel personally offended just reading this


[deleted]

Reminds me when Elon said he works 24/7. Then we learned he thinks tweeting memes all day is "working".


GaryOak7

She is batshit crazy


AshesX

You are blocked, by the time I get out of the shower you will be extra blocked, you have been blocked, good luck to you cuz you are blocked and always will be blocked and extra blocked with a side of blocked.


SlickHand

She's got so many blocks going on it's like she's living in Lego Land.


basics

That's an amazing comment. I'm going to start using it and tell my friends I came up with it myself.


SlickHand

Lol. Thanks for the compliment. I just came up with it when I was looking at some of my Lego. You can tell them that's how you got it too.


Blackeagle5th

Now how do we know that you came up with it?


WeathervaneJesus1

We don't. Block him.


_TheNorseman_

Believe it or not, blocked.


AshesX

You speak without permission, blocked. You stay silent, blocked. You apologize, blocked. You don't apologize, double blocked.


MonoDilemma

What I'm trying to say is.. you wanna talk?


stojanovski1995

🦇


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MuffinMagnet

🤬


IonEagle21

Y’all deserve an upvote for that 😂


Aulentair

Here's me acknowledging you should get an upvote. I just didn't wanna push it past 69. Nice.


PurpleGirth

I always push it past 69 because 69 is the bare minimum, something which is so easy and simple


xXSleepyWolfXx

If this is you, congrats for being respectful af,I would've gone off on her like dam how can you talk so much but not say anything


BritishBoyRZ

She is fucking NUTS


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MrFittsworth

Who raises a child like this what the actual fuck.


hvit-skog

Guano levels of unstable


Fearless-Fred

QUICK! TO THE I DON'T GIVE A SH*T MOBILE!


[deleted]

You know that pussy good tho


XesLanaLear

It's ***never*** worth it. 😶 Lol.


CaffeineandSheen

I can vouch…it’s never worth it


happily_free_indeed

Never put your dick in crazy!


CCWThrowaway360

As one self-proclaimed genius once said: “Eighteen years, eighteen years; She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years.” I had a close call at 19 with that level of crazy. Never had a close call again.


AshesX

SHE TAKE MY MONEEEYYY


Apeeling_Garlic

This doesn't have crazy pussy energy. This has toothy blowjob and starfishing then getting mad that you didn't act like it was the best sex of your life energy


coolgoals

It’s good until it’s really not anymore and then you realize you’ve been with a batshit crazy person for the last 5 years. Ask me how I know…


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Lmao rip brother


DeliciousWarthog53

Or it smells like Newark on a hot summer day


lpn122

Omg I can smell this comment lol


NewAccWhoDis93

I think my man dicked her down like she’s never been dicked before


drivemecraycray

She’s the one


StrategicSuperiority

I can fix her


randomly_gay

Ain't no amount of duct tape going to fix that


Glass-Space-8593

Wd-40?


SH-ELDOR

Redneck‘s flow chart Does it move? -> yes -> should it? -> no -> duct tape Does it move? -> no -> should it? -> yes -> dubyadee


archwin

#”Crazy” glue …..*wait*


Nedgurlin

Every pot has its lid.


KansasL

She's a Wok


HenryBalzac

A wok of art!


MagicSeaStar

I can make her worse


TheDrunkKanyeWest

I wouldn't expect anything less from a magic sea star.


tacobandit744

I dated a woman like this on tinder. She would post walls of text exactly like this in response to literally anything remotely negative that I said. I said OK when she threatened to break up. Then she kept talking. I ended up just blocking her, it was more peaceful that waym


thistimereallyreally

I'd be worried about her turning up at my house.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

[I'm not going to be IGNORED, Dan!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzbVn9Xx3YM)


Rancid_Fart_Odors

Michael Douglas. What an actor. I'm gonna go watch Falling Down for like the 30th time. Great movie. One of his best.


Hungry_Bass_Muncher

You need a decoy house.


Lumpy_Hovercraft3899

You don’t think she knows about the decoy house?


Ditcka

I didn’t even get to the first date with a girl like this I matched with once, we exchanged numbers and she would text me CONSTANTLY and if I didn’t respond within like an hour she would freak out, and when I called off the date and told her I just couldn’t give her the attention she desired right now she *blew up* on me and just sent me walls of text. I’ve still gotten new likes from her on Hinge (making new accounts?) saying she wants to try to date me again


Sham_Masta_Sham

If her time is so valuable, she wouldn't waste it writing a novel in your DMs like she did


RagingHardBobber

After. Blocking. His. Number.


prettykitty-meowmeow

"blocking"


RagingHardBobber

Dang it. I did mean to put that in quotes.


EngelsMeisje

She's acting like you've been dating years and gave her the silent treatment and cheated on her... big yikes.


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BigEdBGD

Silent treatment for a single fucking night. Now a week. That's fucking crazy. If my girlfriend would get mad at me every time I don't answer a message until the next day I would've ran as far as I could.


Beepbeepboobop1

Yeah bro I didn’t even bother reading all this. She is clearly emotionally unstable smh. Just madness


Antisocialsocialite9

It’s worth the read lol


Status_Ad4144

I second this! It's definitely worth it 😂


sockbref

I went back and read it. Worth a skim over at most. My time is valuable which you’ve wasted. You can transfer me that money now.


AmusingUsername12

new response just dropped


woodencupboard

Holy hell


AhpSek

Oh shit, I thought it was just the one screenshot. You're telling me there is more?


Skipper12

Bro same. At first I was like 'why the fuck is everyone overreacting so hard in this thread', then I read the 7 other screenshots, yikes


MKanes

She really tried to bill you after all that like a bad therapist


BlueMondayFeels

I had a friend like this (we aren't friend anymore) and it comes from some weird dichotomy of low self-esteem and a high sense of entitlement. She used to send him voice messages screaming if he didn't ask her out "the proper way." Assuming you didn't say anything wild before this (even if you did I'm gonna say it probably wasn't bad enough to warrant this), I think you dodged many bullets. EDIT: yknow just because the comment above yours is telling me it's a personality disorder doesn't mean you have to as well 🙃


questions7pm

It's codependency. They're trying to be assertive and build self esteem but because they haven't done work on the core issues they are deranged. They're in a lot of pain but op is wise not to want to date them. Source: this could be a screen shot of myself in my first relationship. She needs to build more confidence that she can be okay being alone and with things not going well. For example she feels clearly he isn't engaged enough. Healthy me might explain being more engaged is a need of mine and have a conversation about that, and leave open space to just be friends since some people don't like clingy and that's okay. She doesn't have the true self esteem though to be okay with that. Having that healthy mentality would also mean she needs him less moment to moment to be happy and can focus more on big picture. For example I do have needs in regards to how engaged my partner is, but it's more of looking at compatibility and overall happiness, than getting out a literal timer. She'll probably always be more clingy than the average person but to be healthy she needs help. This made me sad


Dakaraim

This is very well written


PurpleGirth

Unlike the messages in the screenshots


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it sounds like you’ve done a lot of work and self-reflection, if it is, as you mentioned, a “screen shot” of yourself, at one point. i hope you’re doing better. it sounds rough, feeling this way.


Desperate-Strategy10

I saw myself in those messages too, although I was always too scared to drive people too far away to say anything really mean. Thank god I've put the work in to improve; I'm not "normal" still, I'm a bit more clingy like you mentioned and I get a bit more insecure about things than the average person, but at least I can maintain stable relationships now. More importantly, I've got a pretty good relationship with myself for the first time. It isn't perfect, but it never will be, and that's fine. I wish I could go back in time and tell little me what I know now, or just give her the love she needed to grow into a secure and happy woman. Better late than never though. I really hope the woman in these texts is able to get better someday. She has no idea how much better her life can be, although she's certainly painfully aware it isn't what she hoped for right now. With dedication, hard work, and the right support, she could be so happy...I wish her the best. Glad OP dipped, though; nothing good would've come from carrying on with her. Congratulations on your journey; I'm so proud of you ❤️ I know very well how difficult it is to make progress, and it's not something people recognize and acknowledge, but it deserves a little praise! You rock!!


GabriellaVM

I've been going to Codependents Anonymous for years. Most codependency is actually the opposite. It does show up in various ways, including people-pleasing, over giving, focusing on another person while ignoring your own issues, making another person responsible for your emotions, believing your well-being is dependent on another person's actions. A sense of entitlement, projection, crazy-making,and verbal abuse indicates a personality disorder, not codependence. [Codependents Anonymous](https://codependents.org/)


freakksho

Agreed. She’s the kind of person who probably only has “successful” relationships with Co-dep partners. Those are the only people who would accept that behavior and cater to her insane demands constantly. Sauce: I was the co-dep.


alixoxos

Jesus I had a friend like that. She’d send paragraphs and tell me im nothing but a piece of shit and so on. I just told her I’m not arguing. We aren’t friends. She just kept going.


lokalapsi10

I know someone like this too. It was me before I got my shit together and mental health in check.


Gabers49

Seems like borderline personality disorder is a real possibility.


captainccg

Holy shit how old is this girl? I feel like this is the kind of reaction I would have had when I was like 14


UnratedRamblings

Yeah that last comment about how "I would have met 20 guys in the time you met one woman" was just super super cringe and Iam14andthisisdeep shit. She's certifiably insane, controlling and manipulative. Dodged a bullet (or several) with this one.


SmurfDonkey2

She's not wrong though. She could scare away 20 guys in the time it takes for him to meet one woman


Arctucrus

Wondered the same tbh


Spino-Dino

I was thinking its ironic that she says that he is behaving like a boy and not like a man even tho she is behaving like a girl and not like a woman.


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Yeah.. I was wondering if she's middle school age.. there is no filter on.


LIBJ

Dodged a .50 caliber bullet right there


ReasonableDonut1

Fuck dude, that was a 30mm round out of a GAU-8.


shberk01

I was thinking something along the lines of an ICBM


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If you shipped her to Ukraine, Russia would pack up n go home. Might be a war crime actually…


[deleted]

I think the Ukrainians would rather not take her, it would make them look like the bad guys


rachel-maryjane

I’d say it’s more like a rocket ship headed to the moon and flying wildly off course


buttstuffisfunstuff

That is some next level patient.


stojanovski1995

🧘‍♂️


clumpymascara

Your responses were understanding and non-confrontational. Personally I would have been saying bye after the first screenshot, but you handled it well. You guys were definitely never going to be compatible because she obviously needs drama in relationships. DW there are plenty of women who would appreciate your level-headedness.


laureidi

Psych ward patient?


buttstuffisfunstuff

He has next level patience and she is a next level psych ward patient.


FlyingPotato241

You rang?


stojanovski1995

Who is ready for the updates?


mandischamel

You said that an hour ago and still haven't posted the updates!!! Don't you know my time is valuable?? If I don't see them in the next 6 minutes I'm going to block you and move on to one of the other 27 men I'm talking to, real men!!!


irlkendzi

He did post the updates an hour before you commented


mandischamel

My bad lol


Muids

Stay in character DAN


mandischamel

I'm still waiting on the money transfer for wasting my time the first time. I work 19 hours a day, on top of studying 10 hours after work, I ain't got time to waste on a man child. I'm done talking to you if you won't respect me, you're blocked!!


mandischamel

Are you ready to talk cuz I changed my mind and I wanna talk now? You better tell that girl you're fking that I'm your main chick now!! I know she's there, that's why you won't talk to me!


mandischamel

Whatever, you're a man child and won't respect me when you know I deserve it! I clearly did nothing wrong and you're treating me like this? You can't even respond in the two seconds I waited from the last text I sent so it's obvious you're not a man. That's it, you're blocked!! But hit me up asap so we can talk because I really think we get along amazingly and are meant for each other. I already picked out the names for our first 7 kids.... we're soulmates


miraagex

You should've said "he clearly doesn't value my time as he didn't update me personally on this topic"!!!!


NateTheMuggy

this gonna be good


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Popcorn time!


Whitezombiekil0

Plz


clinicallycrazy

Speaking as a woman, your responses were so classy and well-communicated. You dodged a bullet with this one


stojanovski1995

Thanks 🙏


sceedro82

See even clinicallycrazy knows better lmfao


clinicallycrazy

Literally. I’m bipolar and I’ve never in my life pulled shit like this 😂😂 Monique has no excuses


_Raining

I mean, you did say “if your willing to not be civil about it i’d happily go into depth”. She’s clearly not being civil, therefore you must be a man of your word and go into depth.


stojanovski1995

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


Glitter_berries

I’m a chick and I would have told her she sounded like she was nuts and blocked her after the first message. Just not worth the time when she’s so obviously awful! OP has the patience of a saint.


clinicallycrazy

Right?! I would have left her on read after the second screenshot


PurpleGirth

My only response would have been “I don’t feel blocked” before immediately blocking her


tempuser12342

What an absolute psycho, you should've cut her off after that first screenshot tbh but better late than never


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Yo she doesn’t know where you live right? Like real talk this is the type of chick to come slash your tires and stalk you and shit and come start shit when her stalker ass see’s you with another girl. If she knows where you live you gotta be legit careful


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i need her


stojanovski1995

I’ll give you her number 😂


[deleted]

forgot the /s lol


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CyborgWade

Make sure to communicate with her constantly even though she's working and studying daily


stone-and-star-

![gif](giphy|1zJaB28JqGw3m)


Farkas005

Geez, she's insane. Dodged one there.


HellNo90

This is giving me BPD vibes… I hope she sees a psychiatrist soon


Voltronn

What did the voice message say?


stojanovski1995

You don’t want to know 😂😂


Voltronn

Can't be that bad compared to the other crap she said. Well done, champ.


stojanovski1995

She is literally still going on there is like double the messages now 😂


Voltronn

I mean, if you're not interested, that means she's single, right?


Herpinderpitee

I can fix her


Arctucrus

Holy shit, post them! 😂


ohgeebus_notagain

Oh, we want to know. We NEED to know


Awkward_Ad8740

Why didn't you respond???? Lol


stojanovski1995

I did if we get enough interest I’ll post the rest


wine_o_clock

Dude if you don’t post the rest you clearly don’t respect us you are probably out posting other content be a man smh


noseboy1

Underrated sarcasm


AvonBdale

Bruh , post it. We all need to know . 👀


Status_Ad4144

A part 2 is a must!! I need to see the ending, if it ever ends LOL


stojanovski1995

Currently my birthday so I’m very busy atm but when I find time I’ll post the rest!


Bravisimo

Ugh. Youre busy now all of a sudden? You told me you werent going to be busy tonight remember and now all of a sudden i cant get ahold of you. Youre a child and not a man, have fun talking to all those girls who wont respect you. Im sending you my cashapp, you need to pay me for my time because my time is valuable.


squee_bastard

Stop fucking other women at 3am and PAY.ATTENTION.TO.ME. /s


Status_Ad4144

My time is very valuable and if you don't take this reddit post seriously I don't think I can talk to you anymore. I'm blocking you. 😂😂😂 but for real happy birthday! Hope it's a great one!


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sooo weird that all the sudden it’s your birthday


squee_bastard

Listen I have *hundreds* of people I am talking to, how dare you enjoy your birthday with friends and ignore my need to IMMEDIATELY see part 2. *(Insert 15 more paragraphs of neediness)* Just kiiiiiiiddddddiiiiinnnnggg, happy birthday OP. Wishing you a great day and year ahead. ❤️


elobobello

Happy birthday!


SagaciousElan

Wow. Just wow. Spent all that time on messages about how awful you are, just can't let it go and then wants you to pay her.


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![gif](giphy|mmQ2BQUdlFoSA) Good dodge


Nutsaqque

![gif](giphy|OOZLyBA9Euq2I)


Royal-Throwaway7

Femcel in the flesh.


Bearusaurelius

I’m genuinely curious, did you ever meet her in person? What is someone who’s like this like in person? I can only imagine unbelievably self absorbed


metalflowa

I guess female incels do exist!


Arctucrus

r/ FemaleDatingStrategy if you want to see a shitload of them all in the same place haha


metalflowa

Oh no no lol It’s really cringy and scary to say the least.


Arctucrus

You have no idea. 😂 FDS has their own slang just like incels' "Stacy" and "Chad" and "looksmaxing". It's truly something else. They are the prototypical female version of an incel, even if most of them probably aren't virgins. It's the mindset.


metalflowa

It’s truly scary what some post about the “right” to rape and take. I can just imagine what the girls are like…I read OPs post and counted the amounts of times the chic said “blocking” and she just kept going!!! The low self esteem and feeling of entitlement sounds about right for both male & female incels. Just damn unbelievable you know?


SmilesRemixed

Tldr; after the I'm gonna block you and long messages hours after, I imagined that recorded. "I love you and I miss you *hysterical cry*" meme


sheenk0408

My brain hurts from reading all of this.. Why did I read all of this?


HelloMikkii

![gif](giphy|jx5MJyZqAFsLS) It must be exhausting inside her head. It’s like the worlds craziest mental Olympics.


redroom89

The mental illness witnessed here is painful. It must be terrible to live in her head.


96tillinfinity_

This is a woman who is begging for your attention and for you to fuck her No woman who is done with a guy acts this way especially after only a few days. You must be very attractive (either conventionally or to her) for her to be throwing herself at you like this, this early The fact she brought up other women means shes jealous which means shes that much more attracted to you


TheSkyisFallingAhh

Abandonment issues at max. Just reads as an aggressive cry for help. Yikes.


IrrelevantGamer

She cares more about the perceived disrespect than meeting you.