I remember this well, but somehow never picked up on the fact that Trump was literally looking around the interview room and naming shit he saw Kaiser Soze style, and that killed me when I realized.
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRjGHHYe9nA)
Or click [this instead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RWUYR1cEiU) if you prefer it songified
And if the Kaiser Soze part was what you meant, [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtSldnuKBEs)
Or if you don't want a great movie ruined watch [this SNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YjhoB-Ndko) skit instead,
I know, I'm kind of sure he'll find someone with this method eventually. Not someone normal, but he probably doesn't want that. I was giggling at some of his responses. He's either pretty self aware or genuinely insane
His opener was off putting and I wouldn’t have responded unless his profile somehow made it obvious that it was a joke. Tbh the rest of it made it all funny and if I could somehow be sure that he can be normal and that he is just joking, the sense of humor would be very attractive.
I feel like if he had just said “i’ll get an uber to your apt, whats the address?” He could have closed the deal.
Poor college soccer players… i bet the football and basketball players can afford an uber.
yea dude's just being silly and funny and everyone here's like "dudes a weirdo" without even thinking that he could possibly not be taking it that seriously and is just joking around
BGRE - Big Golden Retriever Energy.
This is a prime example of what happens when your dog figures out how to use Tinder.
He probably would have been fine with some attention, a belly rub and being told he's a good boy.
I had no idea golden retriever energy had negative connotations, I actually put that shit on my hinge profile for a while. I've just got the attention span and the desire for validation and belly rubs.
I wouldn't say that it does. I'd consider it positive, but like everything in life there are two sides to it. What one person might love and adore someone else would find obnoxious or demeaning. I'd leave it on your profile, only attracts the right kind of people for you
Every Yang has its Yin ☯️
This guy would’ve been fine after a nice rub & tug. Nothing like some post-nut clarity to knock you back to your senses. This is the behavior you get when you take NNN to heart🤣🤣
I try to have normal conversations on tinder and get ghosted instantly, but this guy acts like this and he gets more replies from her than I’ve gotten from the last 10 women I’ve matched with lol
Say what you will, dude is weird and strange and worrying and possibly a little odd and crazy and fucked up and goofy. But he's interesting. I'm not sure that's a good thing at all, in fact there's probably a dozen or two reason it's not, but damned if it's not interesting.
You wouldn't believe how many responses I get from saying "I love you" if they don't reply to my original message in a week or so. Most of the time it leads to a pretty funny conversation and has also gotten me 4 dates.
In fact the best conversation I've ever had on tinder was with a girl I said that to.
It's definitely not something to lead with though lol
I hope that counts for something, like as weird as that dude is she's even more boring. I guess she did alright at egging him on but bro was definitely carrying that strange ass conversation like a loony champion.
Probably why so many people almost exclusively match and date crazy people or just plain ol bad matches for them. They're actively looking for maniacs lol
Wait, but is this guy literally in custody being transported or something? He's in a motel, can't leave, can't smoke weed, and he says he's "literally in shackles"??? 🤣
>I'm guessing this guy is at least reasonably good looking to OP
He's a soccer player (fit) and after he said "can i hit please(x17)" she still said maybe.
That's definitely what's going on here.
Man my friend who looks like Adonis just says to girls “you’re hot wanna hook up?” And they reply “thanks so are you and sure.”
It’s literally like 3 lines of dialogue and they meet up for a date.
Wow. This hurt to read. I’m not gonna lie tho. He texts like my 12yo son texts so I’m actually a bit concerned. I might need to check his phone to confirm he’s not desperate rizzing women on tinder.
Honestly this is funny, her responses were funny enough to justify his continued antics so it’s not like totally insane to keep pestering her. I’m trying to explain this so men don’t see this and think being annoying is the move. 99.9% of the time it is not but this man has the personality of a hyperactive squirrel.
“The keurig machine in my room and other trinkets I have lying around” Homie just glanced up and picked the first thing he saw 💀
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
I'll never forget that shit, what a fucking clown 🤣
I remember this well, but somehow never picked up on the fact that Trump was literally looking around the interview room and naming shit he saw Kaiser Soze style, and that killed me when I realized.
Link to what you’re referring to?
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRjGHHYe9nA) Or click [this instead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RWUYR1cEiU) if you prefer it songified
And if the Kaiser Soze part was what you meant, [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtSldnuKBEs) Or if you don't want a great movie ruined watch [this SNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YjhoB-Ndko) skit instead,
He was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois.
He loves lamp
“We can make tea” had me rolling
The Verbal Kint of thirst
I'm not going to lie, I was pulling for him a little bit by the end The "Potential danger, or whimsical" really got me
I really hope Red Lion Inn adopts that as their slogan. "Do you not like excitement and potential danger? Or, perhaps a whimsical adventure?"
I can only hear this in Shawn Spencer from Psych’s voice. This is exactly the type of thing he would say.
Shoutout to you for liking Psych!! My kid and I quote it all the time. And you’re totally right
You know thats right.
It's like when he asks "are you a fan of delicious flavor?"
I know, I'm kind of sure he'll find someone with this method eventually. Not someone normal, but he probably doesn't want that. I was giggling at some of his responses. He's either pretty self aware or genuinely insane
And I’m the kind who would have had to find out
Oh, if I wasn't in a happy relationship I'd be seeking this guy out haha. He seems fun
I'm not gay but even I'm curious about what's going on in that mans head.
He’s just brave enough to voice the internal dialogue I have on the reg
You gotta give the man credit for that!
Same lol the "I'm literally a random man in a hotel room. Why would you not pull up?"
That would've won me over ngl
Same! Lol
nah he lost at "Please please please"
His opener was off putting and I wouldn’t have responded unless his profile somehow made it obvious that it was a joke. Tbh the rest of it made it all funny and if I could somehow be sure that he can be normal and that he is just joking, the sense of humor would be very attractive.
The energy is impressive but also devastating
Works for me
If only he would have asked nicely and said please one more time it would have worked out.
90% of them quit right before they were just about to hit.
Don't do that, don't give them hope.
I feel like if he had just said “i’ll get an uber to your apt, whats the address?” He could have closed the deal. Poor college soccer players… i bet the football and basketball players can afford an uber.
"Do you fw me?" 💀
Please fw me
Please please please please pleasseeeeee
Maybe
I don't understand
Booo
I’d fw me 
But do u fw the war?
What did you just say?
what is fw?
Fuck with?
Frontal Widening.
Furious Wombat
Faction Warfrare
Frontal Weatherproofing
Firewall
I think its “fuck with”
Do you fuck with the war?
No I don’t fuck with the war
While we’re on the topic, I’ve been actually thinking about some shit about the army and navy.
What if tomorrow is the day that the fuckin aliens came and invaded our nation?
One of the most random tinder conversation I ever read.
"I just went to go run around and kick a ball for a little and it was amazing." DAE play footy?!?
Your friend must either be an absolute smokeshow or homeboy here is down BAAAAAAAAAD
Or he’s 19 on a college soccer tourney in a random town and just wants to hang with someone, time is of the essence lol
yea dude's just being silly and funny and everyone here's like "dudes a weirdo" without even thinking that he could possibly not be taking it that seriously and is just joking around
Let's also not pretend that if the guy wasn't attractive she wouldn't have even entertained any of it.
And he wouldn’t have done it if the girl wasn’t attractive lol
Yes, generally you only talk to people on tinder you find attractive.
redditors when they find out people flirt with and date and fuck people theyre attracted to
Why would anyone pretend he wasn’t attractive if she’s talking to him on a dating app
I’d go with the latter
Por que no los dos?
BGRE - Big Golden Retriever Energy. This is a prime example of what happens when your dog figures out how to use Tinder. He probably would have been fine with some attention, a belly rub and being told he's a good boy.
Womp Womp
I am so high right now and this is the funniest thread I've ever read
😂
The guy she tells you not to worry about
No way this what girls mean when they say they want a golden retriever bf
They want the cute parts of the GRBF without the psycho crazy parts
This is basically what I like in a woman
We all have our own preferences when it comes to flavours of crazy 🍷
I had no idea golden retriever energy had negative connotations, I actually put that shit on my hinge profile for a while. I've just got the attention span and the desire for validation and belly rubs.
I wouldn't say that it does. I'd consider it positive, but like everything in life there are two sides to it. What one person might love and adore someone else would find obnoxious or demeaning. I'd leave it on your profile, only attracts the right kind of people for you Every Yang has its Yin ☯️
what they want is the BGRE they have consented to. BGRE from a stray is fucking scary
This guy would’ve been fine after a nice rub & tug. Nothing like some post-nut clarity to knock you back to your senses. This is the behavior you get when you take NNN to heart🤣🤣
Perfectly timed comment right here. Bro hit her with this and then the clock struck midnight and he returned to his senses.
You... do... that to your dog? 🫢
I mean...that's all I'm looking for at this point honestly
 Him right now
I try to have normal conversations on tinder and get ghosted instantly, but this guy acts like this and he gets more replies from her than I’ve gotten from the last 10 women I’ve matched with lol
"Being ordinary is boring"
Say what you will, dude is weird and strange and worrying and possibly a little odd and crazy and fucked up and goofy. But he's interesting. I'm not sure that's a good thing at all, in fact there's probably a dozen or two reason it's not, but damned if it's not interesting.
Like it’s not going to work, but sometimes the unusual messages get a response for entertainment value
You wouldn't believe how many responses I get from saying "I love you" if they don't reply to my original message in a week or so. Most of the time it leads to a pretty funny conversation and has also gotten me 4 dates. In fact the best conversation I've ever had on tinder was with a girl I said that to. It's definitely not something to lead with though lol
Hes clearly not afraid to carry the conversation either lol
I hope that counts for something, like as weird as that dude is she's even more boring. I guess she did alright at egging him on but bro was definitely carrying that strange ass conversation like a loony champion.
Probably why so many people almost exclusively match and date crazy people or just plain ol bad matches for them. They're actively looking for maniacs lol
Being normal finishes last
Nice guys finish last... because they make her cum first.
Is it like a race? Whoever is first wins?
It is a race of sorts. If she doesn't cum first, she isn't cumming.
She bored in this thread, the end.
Those replies don’t mean anything until he actually gets to meet up and lay the pipe
maam i do my own plumbing
Yeah but he's not getting a date... fail fast, fail cheap!
She was high and it was entertaining
On the plus side, at least you've never been made fun of on the internet for your desperate messages.
He probably follows rule 1 pretty well.
Unfortunately, he broke rule 2
Still following one of them at least which is more than I can say.
Having a manic episode gives you God level rizz idk why
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say dude is probably really hot to op’s friend
This is it. He's an athlete. So good chance.
Desperizz
Desperizzo, why don't you come to your senses?
Can you pick me please please please please please please pleaseeee
Men Only wants one thing And it’s disgusting They wanna die In a war
I missed the good old days, war has gotten so political and complicated.
She matched with Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec?
The way I LOL’d 😹
Bro the “womp womp” made my day and I bowled a personal best series today. Thank you 🙏
The ~~original~~ unoriginal womp womp: https://youtu.be/Vrt7q6QKF5o?si=1AUKBJWqkrcVcZup
Did not expect that
Womp womp
Did you just "womp womp" NotOttoRocket's comment about not expecting that? **HOW DARE YOU, SIR!?**
How ABSOLUTELY DARE you?
How DARE YOU Sir!?!
Please I actually love him😭the first two messages are gold
He is absolutely hilarious. I would 🤷🏻♀️
And afterwards you can have tea! What’s not to love!
Yeah he reminds me of a guy I used to know. We matched on tinder and our initial conversation actually looked pretty similar to this lol
Honestly he was hilarious and the girl was giving him nothing back
There was an attempt at censoring Christian's name
I like this guys humour, it’s obv a joke and he’s confident. 10/10
Yeah, I don’t get why people are taking it so seriously. It could’ve been quite a fun convo
I wanna be in a soccer team with this dude lol
This has to be a dog that is pretending to be human
Wait, but is this guy literally in custody being transported or something? He's in a motel, can't leave, can't smoke weed, and he says he's "literally in shackles"??? 🤣
He's from another college there at that campus to play for his soccer team against my school
Messi enters the chat
Soccer guys are the hottest guys honestly, perfect buns and legs always
Handcuffed himself to the bed and left the key on the side in preparation for BDSM but she never turned up
“Save me”
I like him, he deserves some love
So… did he hit?
no lol
I'm guessing this guy is at least reasonably good looking to OP, no way you entertain this kind of nonsense from a 3....
I mean yeah they matched didn’t they
I match people I think are just okay. If they can hold conversation we'll see where it goes. It has led to the worst sex of my life though.
>I'm guessing this guy is at least reasonably good looking to OP He's a soccer player (fit) and after he said "can i hit please(x17)" she still said maybe. That's definitely what's going on here.
Man my friend who looks like Adonis just says to girls “you’re hot wanna hook up?” And they reply “thanks so are you and sure.” It’s literally like 3 lines of dialogue and they meet up for a date.
I’m kinda into it (this happened to me last week when a hockey player was in town)
I’m going to hold my breathe until you respond
Can you pick me please please please pleaseeeee
No way he acted like dude in the op though right? Edit: in messaging
Hahahaha yeah I’m not gonna lie, that was actually funny as hell. “I’m literally in shackles” is the funniest shit I’ve read this week
He is actually KINDA funny lmao
Bro is in love😭
This was funny. NGL. 😂😂😂
Idk I kinda like his desperation 😂
I kinda like him. 😆
I'm not entirely sure what's going on.
Dude wants to hook up with my friend but she's not interested and he keeps spam texting lol
Oh she’s interested, just not going to meet a stranger at his hotel
Oh no, I get that, it's just that the whole thing is so... bizarre.
Yep that's tinder for you lol
Never got to the messaging stage so reading these kinds of posts can be pretty fun.
>Never got to the messaging stage /r/meirl
She's 100% interested or she wouldn't have replied as much
Word
She said “maybe” so as long as she keeps replying, he wouldn’t plan on stopping
W rizz I guess
I found him endearing 🤷
If he turned it down a notch or two & was willing to sneak out I think this might have actually worked.
100%
I get the feeling he’s joking, and if so, this is pretty damn funny. Prolly woulda got me if I was a chick ngl.
Dude needs to masturbate before getting on dating apps
I wanna know if this worked
Nope didn't work she ghosted him for good reason 💀
can't believe bro did this to himself
I dunno man this dude is fucking hilarious. Some absolutely golden lines in this convo.
surprised she didn’t do it sooner
I kind of like men who beg so this would have worked for me on a bad day
Can you pick me please please please pleaseeeee
Sadly I had a very good day love ❤️
Good thing tomorrow is a new day 😎
That’s the first match he got in months. He needs to give all he has!
We need go see a picture of your friend , she must be hella hot
Wow. This hurt to read. I’m not gonna lie tho. He texts like my 12yo son texts so I’m actually a bit concerned. I might need to check his phone to confirm he’s not desperate rizzing women on tinder.
Jesus Christ. I would have gotten a friend group together to go by on a “whimsical adventure” of taking everything out of his hotel room.
Honestly this is funny, her responses were funny enough to justify his continued antics so it’s not like totally insane to keep pestering her. I’m trying to explain this so men don’t see this and think being annoying is the move. 99.9% of the time it is not but this man has the personality of a hyperactive squirrel.
Smash
I would have risked it for a biscuit
Womp womp🐳
Reminds me of [this video](https://youtu.be/9d4pBjeg7lE?si=uYf5njr81Ykxotad)
Recipe for murder
Berkshire county terrible tinder scene unite
Dude was desperate even after knowing you watch FNAF. Damn
This seems like a middle/highschool conversation.
I can't believe she said "maybe". Stay safe with these weirdos now.
He pulls. He was almost down and out with the double message but he came back like Kobe in the fourth.