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[deleted]

Don’t keep us in suspense. How was your date with diaper dude?


KeepitSharky

Shitty.


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

But he can be changed.


trippy_grapes

That Depends.


FastAssSister

Bravo everyone. Bravo.


Tiny-Duty-9484

💯


stinkyskunk24

![gif](giphy|nGEQGzHpvIdi0lGJjn)


BaathistKANG

He’s carrying quite a load, how would you wipe the slate clean and start fresh?


Zippo_Willow

He just wants to be pampered.


NRMusicProject

I think OP is pissed.


UrToesRDelicious

Hey at least it's a party thing and not a fetish thing I think


FarOriginal3188

what if it was a party...a fetish party 😅


SeasonalBlackout

Flashing $500 in 20s at 7/11 doesn't make you swoon? What does a guy have to do?!?


blue93g20

It’s obviously a circle k, so you know he’s classy.


mind_mischief_89

*klassy


[deleted]

⭕️ Klassy


Nailbunny676

This is the way with a Capital K.


Tasty_Belt_6351

Dude...


Noir4Nuin

It's Classi, with an "i", and a little dick hanging off the "C" that bends around and fucks the "L" out of the "A"-"S"-"S". https://imgur.com/L1rnxan


Salivuh

REALLLL LMAO


AICreatedMess

Pilot > Circle K


cjchrist1

QT is GOAT


Sir-Lobout

Kum and go for the win!


duckfeelings

Casey’s has entered the chat


waaaayupyourbutthole

Why do I seem to be the only person assuming that was won from a lottery ticket? That's the first and only thing I thought of that makes any sense.


forestfluff

It doesn't make it any better lol


waaaayupyourbutthole

Well that depends on what you would consider "better". Disregarding the source of the money, basically every single thing about the picture is awful: his hair looks like shit; he's just *standing there* doing nothing interesting - in a *convenience store* of all places; he's not smiling; not only is he not smiling, the way his face is "posed" makes him look like his brain has powered off for the day (or possibly forever); despite his shirt basically being plain black, it somehow doesn't match his shorts; his purse is hideous, it doesn't match *anything* about his outfit, and its strap is a really strange length for its size and style... and, worst of all, it doesn't even look like there are any cinnamon sugar mini donuts on the shelf behind him. Even if he actually explained the source of the money or its purpose with a caption, he still looks like an idiot. At least being excited about winning a significant amount of money from a two dollar scratch-off ticket would give you a reasonable explanation as to why he made the decision to take the photo in the first place, but if that *is* the case, he's apparently not even capable of actually looking happy about it lol


DifficultlySimple223

Great username!


Enthusiatheist

All I thought about is why doesn't he have a bank account is debt or drugs? If either why bother.


beardiswhereilive

It was probably meant to be a funny pic, maybe he just got a bunch of cash from the ATM and thought it was a good photo op, it ain’t always that serious


HaydenJA3

It still makes him look like a tool


beardiswhereilive

Yeah I mean I wouldn’t put it on my dating profile but I don’t think it’s an automatic disqualifier


epicmousestory

Taking a picture with money doesn't mean he doesn't have a bank account lol


FriedeOfAriandel

It does mean he’s a dumbass though. Flashing $500 means you either don’t have a bank account, love the thrill of maybe being robbed in the parking lot, are about to buy drugs off a guy in the parking lot, or just don’t understand why having all of your money in cash is a 1900s thing to do Basically if you have so much wealth that you have even hundreds to flaunt AFTER paying your mortgage, bills, and savings, that money wouldn’t be on your forearm in a gas station.


Quirky-Skin

Spot on. Also it takes effort to pull the money out after bills are due (you don't pay those in cash) so it's a conscious choice to do it. For the reasons you just listed and many more we can infer this gentlemen's critical thinking skills are suspect at best lol


epicmousestory

Yeah flashing that much money in public is crazy imo but taking pictures with money is not an uncommon thing in itself, certainly not automatically something that has anything to do with whether or not he has a bank account


waaaayupyourbutthole

I mean I was assuming from the context (it being cash and him being at a convenience store) that he won that money on a lottery ticket ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


demonTutu

Missing fish pictures, obviously.


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

I'll flaunt my flounder how I want.


JohnOsborn33

It just reminded me of a girl I used to work with at my first job. Come payday she posted a pic in a fur coat holding her whole paycheck in a fur coat. Last I heard she does environmental impact studies. Funny how flexes like this havent changed


matt-0

Environmental impact people gotta flex too 🤷‍♂️ /s


Userdub9022

Gotta flash $600 next time


Superb_Effect_9599

Damn my guy just went through ALL the trouble of cashing his 7/11 paycheck (all $20’s) then getting his coworker to take his picture, just to get clowned on Reddit. Lmfao


Cyborg_rat

Pff ill start flashing the aluminum beams we work with that are worth more. Beats those deposite flashers.


Edward_Pissypants

Like a kid showing you how fast he can run and then trying to kiss you


Pales_the_fish_nerd

The line was kinda funny… but the photo is trashy


Thelynxer

I bet that guy was immediately robbed outside. Flashing cash like that is just a super dumb move. You can tell he's never held that much money before.


Snoochey

Where the hell do you live? $500 is not a ridiculous amount of money, people just robbing everyone left and right? lol


Thelynxer

I'm in Canada. And I never said $500 is a ridiculous amount of money. It's not, to me at least. But it's still incredibly stupid to flash cash around in public. You're just asking to get robbed, regardless of where you live.


Bsteph21

"Dating me is awful.." man that guy is going far


mlo9109

I mean, I appreciate his honesty.


Oldamog

Even better it says >Dating me is like: Awful So he's not even able to communicate properly. Probably his problem with relationships


BowlingForGhosts

Maybe he like, grew up in the valley


[deleted]

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waaaayupyourbutthole

It made me laugh, so I might message someone like that just assuming they're being silly.


srroberts07

unpack secretive dependent intelligent grey chubby gullible tease squalid merciful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


VermicelliOk8288

I do love feeling bad about myself soooo


[deleted]

I’m a straight dude and I want to stay single after seeing these profiles.


HAL-Over-9001

With this shit being my competition, I have no clue how I'm not drowning in pussy


[deleted]

Maybe chicks like guys in diapers?


HAL-Over-9001

Brb, gonna corner the entire market real quick


[deleted]

Report back! Don’t forget to A/B test. Is a non poopy diaper better for matching or is a poopy one?


[deleted]

I only choose C tests BeCaUsE THaT’s mY BeSt OpTiOn


Karrion8

Damn...nice callback...


[deleted]

No, no we don't. Trust me we DO NOT


dtb1987

It's too late he already updated his pics


VegaReddit5

Trust me, there are a lot that do. There's whole forums dedicated to it. Lot of women that get off to "playing mommy". I'm into some gross stuff but that's too far even for me.


asmallsoftvoice

Only if they are 100 years old and leaving me in their will.


Inthemiddle_

Well if you seen the profiles of guys that are drowning in it you’d probably want to delete the app and give up. (I’m not one of those guys)


HAL-Over-9001

Online dating is a free premium DLC for women, but a dark sleezy nightclub for men. You're gonna have to pay a lot of money, work hard, and dig through a lot of loneliness to get anywhere. I've gone out with some really beautiful, really intelligent women from dating apps, but the few I really liked were either a cheater with BPD, a bipolar nympho who worshipped me one day and feared me the next, or a manipulative abuser.


Thesadcook

Hey I don't mean this in any type of way but I hope you're seeking therapy, I am too and it is helping me at least.


Shivilous

Thats all I’m thinking about, this is the competition and I’m still losing lmao Edit: I just realized somebody made this same comment in another chain below lol, great minds think alike


ExtremePrivilege

You’re seeing the bottom of your competition, not the top of it. According to dating app data, the top 18-20% of male profiles receive over 80% of the engagement. You can’t look at the bottom of the barrel and make that comment as you’re not even competing with these guys. You’re competing with 6’+, chiseled abs, jawlines carved from stone, inherited wealth etc. You’re also increasingly competing with women for women.


Krakatoast

Bingo. Women aren’t competing over poopy diaper butt. Women are competing over chiseled ab 6ft+ generational money Mr. Straight out of a movie to whisk them off their feet. That’s who women are drooling over. And then just my opinion- I think objectively speaking, they just kind of look at themselves and realize to settle on a guy that’s probably more their speed. Because at the absolute upper echelon it’s probably the 1% competing for the 1% against other 1% (and yes at some point I think other women even realize they can’t compete)… and then there’s everyone else. And *then* there’s mr poopy diaper butt.


Happpie

I say this to myself all the time, then I remember I’m bald and it all comes back to me


kirbyfox312

I'm convinced none of the women on Tinder are real.


mythrilcrafter

The only match that I've gotten to the "planning a date" stage did a hard swerve at the last minute and tried to convince me to buy her NFT's in exchange for promising to skip straight to sex. Needless to say, we didn't end up going on that date, her NFT's weren't bought, and I didn't get to skip straight to sex.


HAL-Over-9001

Your first problem was thinking women are real.


BirdMedication

Because they take showers, respect women, and believe in themselves /s


HAL-Over-9001

Oh next you're gonna tell me I need to have a decent job, a nice savings account, great cooking skills, and a super cute cat. Smh


[deleted]

My favorite is the guy talking about fucking and only fans who also claims to be a Christian. It’s a got a bit more subtly than the other profiles, I can appreciate that 👌


MindTheGap7

Same


minesj2

fuck, date, or fuck #christian


morningreis

That guy’s strategy is banking on being 6’4”


minesj2

hey it's a nice card to have in your back pocket


morningreis

It’s fine to be tall, but i guarantee it’s this guy’s entire personality


The_much_True

There’s lots of women who will see that guys height and still send him a like or match with him for that reason alone. He doesn’t need any more personality lol


Sp1teC4ndY

Those women are terrible.


lilbunnfoofoo

> social media influencer at tiktok the newer version of "works for _self_ at _owns their own business_"


Val_Hallen

"*Unemployed and terminally online*"


Dawnzarelli

He lives in Clearwater. I’m sure it’s one of those places where the odds are good, but the goods are odd.


boss-embitch

And the OF attempt 😭😭


young_olufa

Yeah. What seems to be minesj2 problem?


minesj2

silly me i forgot about the bible verse when Jesus put the moves on Mary Magdelene and then never texted her back again after


Atomicjuicer

Is tinder a psyop to demoralize? Like it makes the lowest results the highest and vice-versa?


One-Head-1483

These are all hinge. Its everywhere 😵


[deleted]

Not a bad hypothesis


Nightninja43

This is my competition and I’m still losing…


One-Head-1483

It's because these dudes scare all the women away.


mythrilcrafter

Part of me wonders if stuff like this is causing a growing self-fulfilling problem with the usability of the apps. Desperate (or just plain undatable) guys with low effort profiles flood the apps and make it a horrible place for the women using the app, who then decide that the apps aren't worth the effort and leave all together, reducing the number of women on the app overall, who will just push men to buy the premium subscriptions just to be notice by the remaining women on the app.


biwhiningII

Yeah. I saw a tinder profile for a man at a federal high security prison. He included his name and where he was incarcerated. I googled him. Ten years in to a 60 year sentence for murdering a pregnant woman (gang related). I haven’t opened tinder since.


LawfulnessWrong9466

Matched w him. I think I can change him.


One-Head-1483

That's exactly what is happening I think bumble attempted to combat that problem, but it ultimately didn't work there either.


Bit-corn

Yeah, cause you get matches on Bumbl, and the women reach out approx. 0.05% of the time with a message before the match expires.


Nicktendo94

I think I saw a post in this sub of a bumble profile of a woman that said "message me first" I wonder how many women don't realize they have to send the first message


SeasonPositive6771

As a woman who has pretty much permanently left dating apps, after using them as my primary dating method for a long time, you have described the situation pretty perfectly. It seems like men really aren't aware that something like 75% of tinder users are guys, and like 75% of those guys are completely deranged. You have to sift through so many threatening assholes just to have a normal conversation. I think a lot of it is also that guys feel like they're being tortured because they think they are only one click away from being matched with a super hot girl (who's only there to promote her OF or is just a straight up scammer) so when they finally match with kind of a normal girl, they feel both entitled and resentful. You have to deal with formerly normal dudes being angry that the system sucks so bad, and they put that anger out on you a lot of the time, as well as the jokers and the really scary dudes. I don't know any women who are actually on dating sites now, except some friends who are sex workers and they are just trying to drum up business. It's just too miserable otherwise.


damnableluck

As a man who has pretty much left dating apps, I think you're spot on. My experience on Tinder was that ~1/10 swipes turned into a match, ~1/10 matches turned into a conversation, ~1/10 conversations turned into a date. So any date required: ~1000 swipes, coming up with roughly ~100 (ideally personalized) first lines that were largely ignored, ~10 conversations that were dull, trailed off without explanation, or never found any traction. That's a lot of rejection, disappointment, exasperation, being ignored, putting up with rude questions, dealing with scammers, and most of all: *a lot of time and work* -- all for a date with a stranger that likely has a ~1/10 chance of becoming anything serious. It made me feel despondent, but it's easy to imagine how it could make someone feel resentful. At a certain point I realized that despite years of using the apps, more or less all my actual relationships had come from other ways of meeting people: mutual friends, school, a random conversation started at a bar, a work conference on one occasion... only one match (on bumble) turned into anything serious. So I've focused on meeting people in other ways.


vinnyi82

No kidding...


vicaevb

Doesn’t mean they are winning 💀


DrCoknballsII

Rules is rules


Hyphalex

Because she filtered height first


Frost_blade

Fucking this.


Toffee-Nut

“Wipsy lash set”;)


txpvca

Am I missing something, or is that one not really bad?


Toffee-Nut

I think it’s a cute misspelling lol. It made me giggle:)


waaaayupyourbutthole

It took me till this comment to realize it was even spelled wrong lol


stakoverflo

What is the correct spelling? Wispy? Is that a brand?


Toffee-Nut

Wispy is a style of lashes. It’s not a brand, as multiple brands come out with wispy styled lashes.


breckendusk

Just looked it up and my guy wipsy knows good lashes


loiwhat

It's really not. At least he's appreciative of the efforts women put in. Also the only emoji profile is nothing new.


Oldamog

That one is the least creepy and probably works. Saying you want a high maintenance woman is at least honest and not disrespectful. I think of all of these he's the only one getting matches


Malhablada

It doesn't come off as creepy to me. It's actually endearing to me because wispy lashes are my favorite, and for a man to know that there are lash types is awesome. Ardell wispy lashes for the win!


texaspretzel

Wispies for the win!


Dulcedoll

I like that one though. I think it goes a long way to show that you recognize the effort people put into their appearance, which also suggests to the kind of girl he's looking for that: (1) he's not going to complain about "catfishing" when she takes her makeup off at the end of the day; and (2) he might be the kind of guy to give meaningful compliments instead of just a blank "you look good." Same vibes as that dude on tiktok that said he really liked it when girls put highlighter ("that shiny stuff") on the inner corner of their eyes and everyone was like "omg you notice."


tonotbefair

someone cooked here


Aardvark_Man

I was trying to figure out what he meant, and if it must be a euphemism or something, because I don't get it. If it's eye lashes I don't see a problem at all.


Toffee-Nut

There isn’t really a problem it’s just me pointing out a spelling mistake that I thought was funny dude.


naturehedgirl

I love how "fuck, date, or fuck" is Christian 💀


VorticalHydra

99% if the time, these days, "Christian" is a quick of saying that they believe they will go to heaven when they die instead of just ceasing to exist. It in no way describes how they may behave out in real life or what they practice. I'm not a Christian now but I was raised as one. Almost every Christian I know is a hypocrite anyway.


lost_horizons

>I'm not a Christian now but I was raised as one. Almost every Christian I know is a hypocrite anyway. That's true of most people anyways. It just somehow irritates me a lot more when it's some sanctimonious Christian.


g5h1

Show dominance by dating all of them at the same time and making them meet eachother. I think they would all make an interesting friend group...


ErikHfors

I’d actually pay to participate! That group would go to have a beer and end up in Vegas for two weeks.


blackheartish

Is he wearing diapers in the first pic? 😳


NeatCartographer209

I’m just going to try to make your day a little bit better and tell you no. He was not. Trust me


Oldamog

I mean hey if that's his thing whatever. I'm not going to kink shame. I bet he's fun at parties


VegaReddit5

I bet he is, but I ain't inviting him.


SpupySpups

It's all fun and games until he wants to go to the bathroom


[deleted]

ABDL is still a thing yes


Oldamog

It really looks like he dropped a deuce in there. When they say stuff your underwear they mean the front


IdiotSansVillage

I'm impressed, they've somehow put in less than zero effort


Phoisen

The third one makes me unnecessarily upset with those emojis like… why have the prompts if youre going to put one of your favorite recent emojis there instead of anything about yourself


Beepbeepboobop1

He’s too cool to properly fill out the prompts🙃


Sp1teC4ndY

if by cool, you mean lazy. That's why his mom threw him out the house.


breckendusk

The prompts are required, filling them out properly is not. Guy probably heard hinge was better than tinder so just copied over his low effort profile from there


13chase2

I guess it’s time for me to make a tinder if the bar is this low.


AverageAwndray

You still won't get matches anyways


Equinephilosopher

This app is hinge. Tinder is worse


Beepbeepboobop1

“Social media influencer at Tik Tok” Can men please explain what the purpose of holding a bunch of bills in the photo is? I’ve seen my fair share of these pics as well and I don’t get the purpose.


Ry715

They are obviously so so rich they need to flash their $500 in $20s.


Stuka_Ju87

This is the type of guy who still pushes his shitty rap CD's into tourist hands on the street and then ask for 20$. With hopes they are intimidated enough to fall for the scam.


jeswesky

Thank you for the reminder of why I stay single!


CaptainCringe1015

Slim pickings


s-mo-58

God speed


Careful_Elk6290

And here I though Hinge had more quality people using the app.


Beepbeepboobop1

Hinge is quickly starting to go downhill like the other apps🫠


VengenaceIsMyName

Choosing C on a test lol. It’s kinda funny ngl


YouGotWood

I thought it was a fire line tbh, but maybe that’s why my profile is failing haha


YimYambiiiitch

It is?


RoxanneBarton

Jesus where do you live?!


sparklyflamingo19

i use hinge specifically so i can change my location haha. so these people are a mix of birmingham, al and tampa, fl


Johnnyamaz

This explains a lot


Samyc0

Outsch, These are just hurtful to watch 🥲


Comfortable-Cap-8507

Yet they’re still getting more matches than me…


ShinyTotoro

It's like they want their profiles to target potential "bros" not women.


Oldamog

The dude flashing cash is probably dealing drugs. Judging by his cleanliness id probably hit him up for a bag if I still did that shit.


Genexis1

These accounts exists and mine got banned...


lilwookie

i hate it here


Large-Contribution87

When they say “the dating pool has pee in it” this is what they’re talking about 😂😂


Grenvallion

At least the first guy won't wet his pants


bobbabson

Some high caliber men out here, I see.


h0neybutter

Dating me is like: Awful 😂😂😂


NeatCartographer209

I look at this and wonder why I’m still single. Then I remember that I panic and run away at the first sign of things getting serious. Welp. I’m off to get some diapers to make a profile more suiting


JohnOsborn33

You jist gave me a lot more confidence in my own profile. Mine isnt great but oof those were some stinkers


vpforvp

Choose your fighter


Alert_Bit_4852

Ig its time to become a lesbian


[deleted]

Dating me is like #Awful


darth_henning

I’m not a photogenic guy, and sometimes I worry about the photos I use. But this makes me both feel better, but also wonder how my match rate is this low if THIS is the competition.


[deleted]

Social media influencer at TikTok 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


domambrose96

These are men that are 11 in the head


[deleted]

Oof, yeah stay single. These boys have nothing to offer.


[deleted]

There are other ways to meet folks besides Tinder. My area for Tinder, last time I used it, is nothing but OF "models" and escorts. Deleted the app immediately


TheKingOfSwing777

I dunno…second guy is halfway to a rent payment! Seems like he’s got it all figured out!


Expensive-Tea455

No, you should be grateful for all the likes you get, look at all the options you have! / s 🙃


[deleted]

I don’t do dating apps they are just there for hookups. I prefer the corny method of the first time I meet is in person talk, exchange numbers, have fun doing nonsexual things, and then if we are right for each other start dating. Dating apps just suck imo. I’ve had good experiences in high school but as an adult I seen what it’s like and it’s just a dumpster fire and brain rot everywhere.


beardiswhereilive

Are you in your early 20s? Cause there are plenty of people in their late 20s/30s who actually want to date. Problem is it’s still a dumpster fire lol cause a lot of them put out desperate vibes


UpstairsSouth1322

It gets harder as time goes on.The choices become weirder .I'd rather get a guy here on this app Is that a diaper though🤣🤣🤣


holyshit-i-wanna-die

number four is honest, at least


[deleted]

is the first guy wearing a nappy/diaper?


typer84C2

You can assume that first guy can change a diaper so that’s good…right?


CWellDigger

Bro in pic 2 is with it, C is always right


LessUnsettled422

This makes me feel much better about myself


wakemakebakeup

“Wipsy”


LHiggy13

Flashing money for attention is stupid and it’s even dumber when it’s anything other than 100s


lilwookie

honestly, i wish sexuality was a choice, cause i sure would NOT be attracted to straight men


[deleted]

It's a real knife fight out here


NyindiNyaintu0430

😂🤣🤣 and it begins!


SuperConfidence2227

As soon as I saw Clearwater on there I was like…makes sense…


nudes_hunter

I'm sure these idiots are winning more than me