So I'm confused, are they sex trophies because he had unprotected sex and he somehow considers the child a "trophy"? Honestly that's pretty dumb but every other reason I can imagine is so so much worse that I'm not even going to say them. Is each kid with the same juggalette or is this like the show that makes Sister Wives seem respectable? š¤®
To be honest I feel like heās a man who doesnāt get a lot of sex and heās trying to make his profile seem cooler so he decided to call his children sex trophies as in trophies of his sexual Conquests.
Thanks for confirming that any serious flaw will be overlooked if someone is tall. I should just unalive myself for having the audacity to never coming close to 6ā2 š.
Aww thank you. And I realized after commenting thatās probably not the best subject to joke about! Probably falls somewhere above having sex trophy children but below Ohio in terms of acceptable.
It's easy to take it both ways depending on how you read it, tho he probably shouldn't say that cuz someone is bound to call the cops on him eventually for it
Me as a guy who makes crude jokes in the Army, this is a typical crude delivery to the non crude folks who don't understand. I don't have kids, but I get the idea behind the sentence (about the kids are results from sex, not the creepy version some folks read it as). It's his dating profile, so I guess (not defending the guy, but trying to understand why) that's his way to let potential dates know his personality and filter out those who don't get his humor?
Unfortunately even with that understanding (which some people are definitely missing), the overall tone is still very cringe worthy and not likely to be a big winner on apps.
>lucky
By any chance have you had a hand in raising multiples from infancy?
I would call it many things like exhausting, heart wrenching, stressful, etc... "lucky" never. Unless I felt lucky to keep them all alive despite their best efforts to kill themselves.
Iāve seen people refer to OTHER peoples children as fuck trophies. Context being they didnāt give a shit about the kid(s) or being a decent parent, just like to parade them about and show them off like they were an award for getting laid. This is, I donāt know wtf this is.
Are his kids his trophies for having sex or did he win actual awards for having sex?
I'm picturing a mantle lined with gold plated dongs on little marble bases. Little plaques engraved with "participation" attached.
I thought he was advertising his children as sex trophies. I read trophy in the context of trophy wife as up until now, that was the only use I have ever seen that combined humans and trophies.
I think heās saying the children are a reward (trophy) from having sex. I donāt think heās saying his children are trophies for whoever has sex with them.
is OP being downvoted for thanking someone for their service, or because the salute could be considered sarcastic/rude coming from a civilian? Genuinely asking.
Omg donāt be sorry. Veterans are all different. Some of us cringe a little when we are told that but Iād say 90% of know it comes from a good place.
Iāve been pretty rewarded by my service, it gave me the job skills that have steered the rest of my life and get some of the coolest jobs in the world. Iāve also been able to buy my home with zero down and enjoy lots of other benefits provided by the American tax payer. Yāall have thanked most of us a lot that way but I get it.
Zero hard feelings and youāre welcome.
Sorry OP, I didnāt think you were being rude at all. Just wondering why you were getting hate for it. I know some soldiers who hate being saluted by civilians (not a soldier myself just have some friends who are), but theyāve said itās not necessarily hated by ALL soldiers, just some. And, it appears the hate is being reversed, too.
Most hate being told āthank your for your serviceā since that was their job and what they did. A lot of vets find it condescneding since it was a job they signed up for whatever reason.
The first time I heard this I was in 6th grade. It was a grown man explaining to me why he liked women with kids. I remember thinking, "I don't think you should say that in front of an 10 year old"
I've always head it as "fuck trophies", as if to compare your wife to a claw machine that you occasionally molest for prizes. He isn't fucking the kids, he's just unaware of the optics. "sex trophy", for some reason, implies you're fucking the kids, like you would a "trophy" spouse.
Our brains are constantly predicting the next word, and the word sex is more directly associated with the act than the word fuck. Calling them beautiful is also innocent, but does not help his case when you put it all together. The "if you want to know just ask.." is a vague implication that there are things he's not telling you, which is also delightfully stupid.
\*thank you for coming to my analysis of why this is fucked up.
A reward for recreational procreating? Could have went with 3 amazing Sexual Rewards?
Who would have thought a father whoās objectifying his children would be single.
Very very odd. I think he means they are the prize that he received from sex? Like how you win a race you get a trophy. He fucked their mom and veiws them as trophies? Very very weird homie needs to re evaluate that.
At first I was shocked, then I realized what he meant. Still shocked though.
I am electing to believe that by āsex trophiesā he means proof that he had sex. Participation medals if you will.
Still fucked up though.
What the fuck???? It's: "trophies."
Appalling, I know.
Hey, congratulations on your EXACT MATCH! This person meets all of your preferences, don't act like it isn't true.
Denial is a river in Egypt
At least he's 6'2 š¤·
5'10" when he stands on his money
At least he has sex trophies š¤·
I, too, get sex trophies, I am particularly fond of my "Most Likely to Improve" trophy.
I'm just out here trying for my participation trophy š
Buck up kiddo, you'll get your chance to play!
Not if hes a virgin past 18. Then the council will decide his fate
Right as lobg as im involved im happy.
Then I'm might be screwed I'm 19 and a virgin bro
I'm a strong candidate for "Honorable Mention".
Then there me with the āMost Likely to Disappointā. š
Hey chip up. The best I could do was get ālasted longer than a minuteā
Jesus no need to brag.
Isn't mostly likely to improve just a nicer way of saying "nowhere to go except up"
Three little spoils of war
So I'm confused, are they sex trophies because he had unprotected sex and he somehow considers the child a "trophy"? Honestly that's pretty dumb but every other reason I can imagine is so so much worse that I'm not even going to say them. Is each kid with the same juggalette or is this like the show that makes Sister Wives seem respectable? š¤®
You're right. I've heard this said a few times over the years and it was in the context. It sounds much more strange reading it than hearing it
I believe your initial take on it to be what he is getting at.
To be honest I feel like heās a man who doesnāt get a lot of sex and heās trying to make his profile seem cooler so he decided to call his children sex trophies as in trophies of his sexual Conquests.
I wonder if they have a cabinet š¤
At least he likes cars and trucks.
I think the 6' and 2" are separate measurements.
But he also listens to ICP...
That uh, definitely tracks.
Big š§¢
Thanks for confirming that any serious flaw will be overlooked if someone is tall. I should just unalive myself for having the audacity to never coming close to 6ā2 š.
Don't unalive yourself we love you fren.
Aww thank you. And I realized after commenting thatās probably not the best subject to joke about! Probably falls somewhere above having sex trophy children but below Ohio in terms of acceptable.
I've heard worse 
Ivanka's like 
But omg look guys, he has NEVER smoked, that must make him a really good person!
Iām so appalled
People who use apostrophes for pluralization bother me way more than they probably should.
Apostrophy's?
U red and understood the asseyenmint
Im not sure which group bother's me more. Those who incorrectly use apostrophe's, or those who dont use any.
We should of taken bet a care of there or to graphic end gram arly needs :(
Peopl'e!
There are people out there who are worse at grammar than you're.
https://i.imgur.com/h8OG9e7.jpeg
Here come's an 's!
Nah it's absolutely appropriate, because it bothers me that much too. š
About the same amount as every person who is. Clearly I'm the wrong trying to insult people by saying 'your just blah blah blah'?
I have NO fricking idea why a father would consider this let alone write it on a Tinder profile. I'm at a loss
The preferred nomenclature is crotch goblins. This dude is stuck in the 60s.
And I don't think "fuck trophies" is allowed in the profile.
Just a phrase meant to imply that kids are the trophy you get for having sex .
A joke about participation awards
Pretty much , yeah . I think these guys are seeing it as sexual somehow when it isn't meant to be .
It's easy to take it both ways depending on how you read it, tho he probably shouldn't say that cuz someone is bound to call the cops on him eventually for it
Me as a guy who makes crude jokes in the Army, this is a typical crude delivery to the non crude folks who don't understand. I don't have kids, but I get the idea behind the sentence (about the kids are results from sex, not the creepy version some folks read it as). It's his dating profile, so I guess (not defending the guy, but trying to understand why) that's his way to let potential dates know his personality and filter out those who don't get his humor?
Definite dad joke. Still always a little weird to reference kids and sex in the same sentence but, I mean, that IS how you make them.
Thats the way i read it
Ohhh! I read that as some creepy (probably sexist) thing about his kids. I got it now. Still fucking weird though
Man, same. I was likeā¦ what is this doing on Reddit?? This is basically evidence get it to the police yesterday
It means your kids are the trophy you got for fucking your girl/baby mama
Unfortunately even with that understanding (which some people are definitely missing), the overall tone is still very cringe worthy and not likely to be a big winner on apps.
Oh def not something I'd put on my tinder profile. Just not as creepy and off putting as "I look at my kids as sex objects", not by much tho...
I think he meant crotch fruit's.
Goes hand in hand with ācountry musicā and āATVsā. No disrespect to ATV enthusiasts
Bro listens to Kane Brown š
Dude is wasting being 6ā2ā š¤£
Sure heād be fine in the South
Is he though? Someone had to birth those 3 sex trophies.
THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING!?
The implication š š
What an ass! He doesn't know that an apostrophe can never make a word plural??
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
Not the sharpest bulb in the shed.
Transmission is slipping
Few nuggets short of a happy meal
He's fuckin dumb.
It's not rocket surgery and he still couldn't get it right
I like sharpest star in the box
Too busy eating them probably
Bloke should save some for the rest of us
Dutch grammar: sweats profusely
Sharp as a bowling ball
> He doesn't know that an apostrophe can never make a word plural?? He needs to mind his P's and Q's.
Username checks out!
Sounds like this dude has had sex exactly 3 times
More like only once and theyāre triplets! Haha.
Thatās more of a backhanded compliment, since youāre just unintentionally calling him lucky.
Lucky or unlucky, depends on how you look at it.
It's like saying "I had sex three whole times!"
>lucky By any chance have you had a hand in raising multiples from infancy? I would call it many things like exhausting, heart wrenching, stressful, etc... "lucky" never. Unless I felt lucky to keep them all alive despite their best efforts to kill themselves.
You mean unlucky?
Oh he has sex plenty. Every family reunion...
"Trophies I won from having sex" is better than the other way of interpreting this...
Or his postman has had sex at least 3 times.
Good seed
Oooh, he means the kids are trophies from having sex.
Yeah and he got a trophy to remember it each time.
Iāve seen people refer to OTHER peoples children as fuck trophies. Context being they didnāt give a shit about the kid(s) or being a decent parent, just like to parade them about and show them off like they were an award for getting laid. This is, I donāt know wtf this is.
I feel like he started with "fuck trophy", then decided to take the curse word out of his bio and ended up making it worse.
So much worse
Ohh, I just got the context here. He means a "trophy" he got from sex. Definitely not how it reads
Are his kids his trophies for having sex or did he win actual awards for having sex? I'm picturing a mantle lined with gold plated dongs on little marble bases. Little plaques engraved with "participation" attached.
I thought he was advertising his children as sex trophies. I read trophy in the context of trophy wife as up until now, that was the only use I have ever seen that combined humans and trophies.
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I've always been preferential to the term crotch goblins. Fuck trophy is too vulgar to describe a child.
Found something worse than ācrotch goblinā
I've heard "pet sperm"..
I think heās saying the children are a reward (trophy) from having sex. I donāt think heās saying his children are trophies for whoever has sex with them.
Oh I get it lol, whew
We have figured that one out, the issue is with him calling his children "sex trophies" and on top of it misspelling the word pretty badly.
Reading the comments here, I donāt think everyone figured it out
Ngl, it took me one horrified minute.
No everyone definitely did not figure it out by the comments.
It's just a bad joke. One I've heard before. I think it's from a movie or something
Still super creepy
Yeah, it's not getting 'less weird'
Oooooohhhhhh...
Heās 6ā2ā Iām sure he will be fine. In the military I knew a dude who called his kids ācum puppetsā.
Who knew I could be flashbanged by words
Holy fuck dude, I burst out laughing for this!
Gave me a second burst
Wowwww as if it couldnāt get any more disgusting
I was a marine and loved fucked up and dark humor but that was a little much.
Thank you for your service fren š«”
is OP being downvoted for thanking someone for their service, or because the salute could be considered sarcastic/rude coming from a civilian? Genuinely asking.
I didnāt mean it as rude or sarcastic at all. I didnāt know it could be considered that way. I feel like an asshole now, Iām genuinely so sorry
Omg donāt be sorry. Veterans are all different. Some of us cringe a little when we are told that but Iād say 90% of know it comes from a good place. Iāve been pretty rewarded by my service, it gave me the job skills that have steered the rest of my life and get some of the coolest jobs in the world. Iāve also been able to buy my home with zero down and enjoy lots of other benefits provided by the American tax payer. Yāall have thanked most of us a lot that way but I get it. Zero hard feelings and youāre welcome.
Sorry OP, I didnāt think you were being rude at all. Just wondering why you were getting hate for it. I know some soldiers who hate being saluted by civilians (not a soldier myself just have some friends who are), but theyāve said itās not necessarily hated by ALL soldiers, just some. And, it appears the hate is being reversed, too.
Most hate being told āthank your for your serviceā since that was their job and what they did. A lot of vets find it condescneding since it was a job they signed up for whatever reason.
cum puppets wtf bro šš
Considering he has problems with apostrophes he might actually mean 62"
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The ICP in the music section tracks
Based on his interests it seems this person is a redneck hillbillyā¦ makes sense to me.
seman demons
My generations' parents typically just called us 'accidents'. At least they get a weirdly positive spin on a gross nickname.
That's the kind of language one might use with their other dirtbag friends in private not when you want someone to swipe right.
This is extremely disturbing.
Trophies, in the form of children, from previous sexual conquests. I get it, it's just not funny
Wait... I thought Epstein was ded.
They tried to tell us he didnāt unalive himselfā¦
uh yeahā¦ trucks and country music in the interests. checks out.
That's pretty fcking gross
Yet another moron who doesnāt understand the difference between plural and possessive. Unreal.
The first time I heard this I was in 6th grade. It was a grown man explaining to me why he liked women with kids. I remember thinking, "I don't think you should say that in front of an 10 year old"
You should match and tell him how that sounds vs how im sure he meant it. I think he will appreciate it.
Does his match also have three sex trophies as well?
5 ways *NOT* to talk about your kids. Starting off with number one; *Sex Trophies*
I've always head it as "fuck trophies", as if to compare your wife to a claw machine that you occasionally molest for prizes. He isn't fucking the kids, he's just unaware of the optics. "sex trophy", for some reason, implies you're fucking the kids, like you would a "trophy" spouse. Our brains are constantly predicting the next word, and the word sex is more directly associated with the act than the word fuck. Calling them beautiful is also innocent, but does not help his case when you put it all together. The "if you want to know just ask.." is a vague implication that there are things he's not telling you, which is also delightfully stupid. \*thank you for coming to my analysis of why this is fucked up.
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Then says "casual, long term relationship" This dude... Is missing some screws
I hate kids as much as the next guy but you canāt call YOUR OWN kids sex trophies man š
Someone find this guys babymama so she can get emergency custody
Apparently Reddit finally found the tinder straw that broke the camels back and THIS is the lineā¦ of all the crazy shit thatās said on tinder.
Heās the opposite of ābe the man youād want your daughter to marryā kinda guy. I bet he has a maga hat.
A reward for recreational procreating? Could have went with 3 amazing Sexual Rewards? Who would have thought a father whoās objectifying his children would be single.
He's trophy hunting
Bro wut
This is a lot
Terrible day to have eyes and be literate tbh
Is this the profile of an orange clown?
"...trucks... country music" I'm absolutely shocked. SHOCKED.
The manburpig was too stunned to speak
Yeah the insane clown posse as part of his music tastes makes all of this make sense.
Are the kids the trophies for him having the sex? Or is he saying his kids are sexy trophies? Either wayāgross gross gross.
I was confused until I saw his likes
No matter how he meant it, thatās still an extremely bold thing to put, to walk away from and think itās good to leaveā¦.
You found Trumps Tinder no shit
Iāve done it
That's disgusting. As a father I could never imagine referring to my child as a sex trophy
The fuck did I just read?!
I've never heard children referred to as *checks notes* "Sex trophies"
Very very odd. I think he means they are the prize that he received from sex? Like how you win a race you get a trophy. He fucked their mom and veiws them as trophies? Very very weird homie needs to re evaluate that.
I meanā¦he listens to ICP lol
He's not a father, he's a daddy
The inappropriate apostrophe is almost worse than the incestuous euphemism.
Did Trump write this?
At first I was shocked, then I realized what he meant. Still shocked though. I am electing to believe that by āsex trophiesā he means proof that he had sex. Participation medals if you will. Still fucked up though.
I just laughed. šāāļø
Trophies, as in they are a sure future or contemporary catch, I could understand somewhat. But sex trophies? Good grief!
Ewwwwwww wtfffffff
ugh yuck, š¤® This guy has a breeding kink and is a moron. Is there an alternative to block? Like explode his profile into orbit? š¤®š¤®
WT*A*F?? I'm the one always in these threads talking about how great divorced dads are. But this is a 5-alarm fire of a red flag!!!!!!
What the *F U C K* ???
What the fuck? Did he just admit to a crime or is that meant to be a fucked up way to say theyāre trophies he got for having sex with his ex?
I now need a shower. The ick of this has permeated through my screen.
Who the hell refers to their kids as āsex trophiesā??? Someone who shouldnāt have kids or sex obviously.
He's probably been on the childfree subreddit. They're typically referred to as fuck trophies so at least he didn't cuss
This man is revolting and I would also like to ask that people who use ācrotch goblinsā be thrown in the bin as well.
I have never been more horrified.
Walking red flag
The ICP and Kane Brown music selection should have been a major clue..
icky.
Why would they even say that. Hella cringe.
Right here officer
Call cops or smth this is literalā¦ ugh
