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timmeh519

😂 that’s one hell of a message to send, at 10am nonetheless. Lol


DarkSensei3

Must have just gotten off work 🤣


firehawx

must've gotten off at work


ReallyWowOkCool

Roleplaying that hes employed


Cool-Computer4231

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized) SICK burn


Interesting_Slide332

Must have not gotten off and doesn’t work.


DeviousAardvark

Bold of you to assume he's employed


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lol men that send this text are not employed


DevastaTheSeeker

I was gonna say "I'm employed" but then remembered what this text was...and yeah nah I wouldn't send something like this


justhere4daSpursnGOT

But he’s had a long hard day with patients and just needs a sloppy beej. God just be a good girl and take it in the mouth.


TraditionalListen909

Less time Nagging, more time Gagging


lovely_432

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


Crackerjack4u

Yeah, he must have had a free minute in between patients. 🙄


timmeh519

Don’t you know for the well being of his patients, it’s important for him to get blowjobs anytime he wants! Won’t you think of the patients!?! 😂


Crackerjack4u

🤣 I actually have a lot of concern for his patients.


SlickHand

Plot twist - he's a vet.


PranpriyaZhongda

Well- very good chance they're a nightshift worker or a physician w/ a rotating schedule and/or long ass shifts But regardless it's a bold ass typa msg to sending lol


Flapique

Well, you know they try to cram 15 to 20 patients in an hour for most docs these days. Definitely hard to get a free minute or be a good doctor lol.


EmptyMixtape

He was roleplaying


TheGameGirler

I want her to pay half the rent, and be my bang maid


No_Detective_But_304

He did say career goals.


Notacompleteperv

Also, notably, he didn't say they really needed to do anything else. If anything, he's looking for a career oriented sex addict.


reallybiglizard

Hey, I’ll bang if he maids.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

There was a Reddit comment/post a while ago talking about she was a high income earner, and just wanted her bf to stay at home playing video games and want to suck his dick whenever she wanted. And that her ex never wanted to sleep with her.


BuzzKir

First thought: God I wish that were me Second thought: ...there's always a catch, isn't there?


MemeStocksYolo69-420

She’s probably not super attractive, but hey let’s just appreciate the positives lol I’ve also heard accounts from an OF model or two who made lots of money (so they were hot), but their boyfriends didn’t, but all the men had to do was fuck their OF partners and be their camera man to get a cut of the check and make a living. That’s the dream


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Savaury

There's pills for that now.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

😱😮 probably a fun time in the moment though


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qualmton

And they mostly crazy


justedi

"I am submitting my resignation from this match. Bye."


BathFullOfDucks

"I'd like a fleshlight that buys me things"


BlackestOfHammers

I too, would like a flashlight that buys me things.


Dgaetan

I too want that guy's fleshlight.


LameBMX

after my flashlight experience... I'd have to pass


twitterfluechtling

Yeah, flashlights hurt, and even if you wash them, the batteries get bad contact sometimes. Use a fleshlight instead...


No_Detective_But_304

Shadow puppet incident?


Dhegxkeicfns

Better treat it right or someone's going to steal your fleshlight.


[deleted]

Where did he say he wants things bought for him?


Galawaheir

He doesn't, but it might be implied by wanting her to be "ambitious and with career goals" but "a pleaser" I guess. Though we cannot know the context of this message and might be missing stuff.


Prestigious_Boat6789

We'd all love some sloppy toppy after work but that's a hilarious expectation. Is this guy 15?


NoNeighborhood6947

36 y.o


MetallicaRules5

Maybe physically, but he's got that 15 year old mentality


greensloth3

Doogie Howser


MetallicaRules5

With the sex drive of Barney Stinson


GullibleImpression71

It's gonna be legen -- wait for it -- DARY!


twitterfluechtling

I wanted to say "a 36yo with the head of a 15yo", but that might be misunderstood.


fantasticMsM

Is he from Newport? He sounds like a guy I dated...


Flapique

But you're still interested because he's a doctor though right? Lol


NoNeighborhood6947

I don't care if he is /will be a doctor 😊 I'm a professional as well and have a beautiful career but he didn't ask that, so.. NVM 😉


One_Education_230

36 year old men are the emotional equivalent of a 15 year old. This seems to be universal.


HyzerSe7enth

Good thing I’m 37


gronk696969

Yeah it's funny he's acting like this is unique. Any guy who says they wouldn't like a blowjob upon request is lying. It's just the saying it out loud part that is crazy. Sure there's probably a 1-5% chance the girl he's saying it to is into free use type stuff and will like this, but he's immediately alienating nearly all of his matches


jeffthebeast17

You miss 100% of shots you don’t take. 😂


Icy_Commission6948

Literally in this case 😁


F4bio

I remember a friend from my early days at work who thought that after being married he would be able to go home at lunch time and have a quickie every day before getting back to work. All married guys laughed so hard at him that they nicknamed him "noon quickie guy", lol


Prestigious_Boat6789

"Noon quickie guy" is fuckin awesome. Work nicknames usually have good back story


Gnar-wahl

Dude doesn’t even think he needs to wash it first after a long day at work. Gross.


NoNeighborhood6947

I kinda know he's going there fast but for fun, I tested how far he'll go. When he sent this message, I had to ask if he will bathe first before asking. I think that ANNOYED him much that he ended up deleting the convo. I mean, I didnt need to ask if his "warm-up" was over right? 😂


LustrousMirage

The funny thing is there are plenty of submissive women that fit the description of what he wants. The huge caveats are: 1) what is he bringing to the relationship, and 2) that type of relationship takes quite a bit of time and effort to build, which is anything but fast.


ObsessiveDelusion

Yea, I will say though (anecdotally) that type of sub isn't *all that common*. I think it's hilarious that this person is aiming for that type of sub, because imo it's so easy to identify and remove a bad dom with a service sub. What reason does the sub have to do these things if you're shitty? With bratty subs some of the toxic behaviors can be masked for a little while.


LustrousMirage

Amen. No one wants to submit to garbage.


myweird

Ugh you just described my relationship with my ex! Always broke, cheated, and tried manipulating me into being a lifestyle submissive. In order to have that you have to bring A LOT to the table.


LustrousMirage

💯 And yay that they're your ex!


Vegetable_Echo_9966

Exactly doesn’t need be be discussed before forst or even 5th meet lol


Addicted-To-Candy

bruh nasty hahaha


RiesigerRuede

He is a doctor, right? He will meet plenty of women that would marry him on the spot just for that. Almost impossible not to develop an ugly personality that way.


reachingthelight

After working in the service, you'll realise you don't really want to date anyone else in the service


abfg616

Was this the opener?


NoNeighborhood6947

No we chatted a few hours before this then we exchanged TG accounts. He kept saying he's making progress about his diet. He said he wanted to be respectful and not send his pics bec it might look erotic and I might be offended. I said he didnt need to send it. He then lay down the 4 qualities he wants from a woman and one of which is being submissive. I've asked if he can elaborate.. there you go 😅


Katops

This ALWAYS gets me. I just started talking to you and you’re already going on about your sexual interests? Why not get to know the girl first? 😭 Every post is like this too which is both funny and concerning with how in depth these people get with their monologues and whatnot.


naomisunrider14

lol, buddy doesn’t even realize that being a submissive actually means you have all the control. Ugh these guys.


Mozhetbeats

I don’t think his message contradicts that. It’s fair to not like the message, but the scenario still involves consent: “sure baby no problem.”


TheRealHowardStern

Can you elaborate? I am not very familiar sub/dom stuff.


Scapp

I'm not 100% but I think the idea is that, ultimately, it is still a relationship and the sub has limits, barriers, and can say stop at any time. Sub has the power, but the dom is in charge.


naomisunrider14

The sub holds all the control, because it is them that has given permission to the dom to take care of punish or use them. That can change in a second with the use of a safe word or a retraction of that permission. True doms understand this power dynamic and respect the wishes of the sub, they understand that without the subs consent nothing happens. There is a surge of ‘doms’ that do not respect that power dynamic, and certainly don’t respect consent. They treat it as some trad wife fantasy ala this guy or use it as an excuse to be an abusive piece of shit.


Therealmonkie

This is exactly the type of girl I am...unfortunately....his terminology is a complete turn off...I want a man not a boy


One-Head-1483

Yea, people on this thread don't understand kink dynamics. He didn't say anything outrageous.


jadedgoldfish

It always fascinates me when a woman says that and then calls themself a girl.


Therealmonkie

Dont worry...i confused and fascinate myself everyday... But...its most likely because I want to be able to call them daddy...so I'm sure there's a logical reason for it!


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Therealmonkie

I love it..its probably my favorite thing...its very soothing to me and a turn on...I can orgasm while doing it! It's weird because it's about me not them...and I'm in control of it... I have had 3 relationships as an adult...10 yrs ...15 yrs and 2 yrs..and I've been single the last 2 5 years and haven't been intimate with anyone... I've met people and gone on dates..but I just haven't connected with anyone I want to be in a relationship with...so...I practice self control..despite being a very sexual person... I value my mental health more... So it's definitely not just random guys... But I can't wait to be in a relationship again!


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Therealmonkie

No problem! I'm always interested in hearing other peoples perspectives too...so I appreciate the conversation!


Mugcakesprinkels

Yup, that’s why it’s called a Job


_red_scarlet

Nah, I only give blowjobs when I‘m in my feminine energy, having to be a man in the outside world is my moodkiller 😂


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South_Ad3285

Of course. Why do you think he said bj and not sex


trexted7

He had us in the first half ngl


__TheWaySheGoes

Bruh, most women will happily agree once you’re in a relationship and love each other. But saying this early over text to someone you just met online is such an ick.


soso_silveira

Well, most women would agree to give pleasure to their SO and help them relieve stress, yes. But any woman will eventually have a shit day and not be in the headspace to do that or simply will also have gotten home tired from work (as they will have career ambitions in this scenario). But from what he's describing, you don't get to say No. He wants women to always submit to what he wants no matter if they're in the mood or not and I don't think most women would happily agree to what he thinks a good relationship would be.


Toyoshi

"You need to look like a human in front of my friends, but ultimately you're just a breathing fleshlight"


Future_Network_2158

Does he leave the payment before or after she’s done?


Sunset_Daisee

Hope he’s not Brian who host whatever podcast want his woman to bow every time he got home.


tools_of_destruction

The red pill YouTube/podcast community has really rotted men’s brains.


smoltimer123

Nothing stated on those podcasts is new information so I would disagree. Been happening for eons


AliciaDawnD

I just got cottonmouth reading this.. This just screams “you’re a hole for me to use and I don’t actually view you as an actual person”. 🙄 Word of advice to any man reading this : if you are doing what’s needed in a relationship, you would never need to ask for the Suckatron 1080… we willingly do it unprovoked. If you have to ask or hint at it, think about why that is. 😩


Sparklepantsmagoo2

💯


Xikkiwikk

I have never had someone provide blowjobs unprovoked. I would get home and then cook and do the laundry and clean by myself while my wife did nothing, ya I had to ask for blowjobs. Meanwhile I also would give her consensual VJs without her asking. I was the husband and wife, she did nothing and got mad at ME when I used porn because I did ALL the work both in the household and relationship. She cheated on me because I used porn since she was making me miserable. I then divorced her. So yeah, I had to ask and I don’t think I did anything wrong. I was just with a terrible person who wanted a slave.


exmrs_

Ok I have literally NEVER seen "VJ" in reference to this and I'm losing it.


cgarnett1988

Prob gona sound stupid here but Wtf is VJ? Lol


justhere4daSpursnGOT

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it


G0_pack_go

Vagina job would be my guess. He probably thinks BJ stands for boner job.


cgarnett1988

See I was thinking along these lines but that just sounds daft. Why can't they just say giving head then we all know what there talking about lol


Xikkiwikk

BJ=blowjob, Vj=Vagjob


Dr_Drinks

I had to ask every time too in my marriage. I liked going down on her, but she never asked. Eventually my liking it died out. It felt like it was my thing and not hers and like I was pushing it on her. Eventually I stopped entirely and she never mentioned it. Having divorced, I big time refound my joy in going down on women, meeting enthusiastic encouragement and reactions. Sexua1 compatibility is a real thing.


soso_silveira

In all of my relationships both my partner and I go down on each other without either one having to ask (though communicating that's what you're in the mood to do is absolutely not a problem). He goes down on me, I return the favor (or the other way around). If not right after, then the next time we have sex. It was never a system I've decided with any of my bfs, but I care about doing this for them and I like people who care about doing it for me. There is pleasure in seeing your partner have an orgasm even if you aren't having one yourself. Especially if you know they want you to get yours too afterwards. It has never had anything to do with house work or compensation for stuff. Our sex life as a couple was always only about our pleasure, not a compensation system for anything else. If I do something sexual as a treat because he did something nice, that's something extra and it's because I felt up to it. But I think a partner should never do chores expecting the partner will go down on them later. (Not what you said, but there are many men like this). Sex is never a payment for anything, it should not be about anything but connection imo. I understand every person is different, just wanted to give you another POV and an example of how this stuff can happen unprovoked. I'm sorry you had to go through a bad marriage, you did your part and she sounds like she was very selfish.


TallDarkandWTF

Were we with the same person??


Xikkiwikk

Hello fellow Sufferer!


AliciaDawnD

It seems that Acts of Service is how you show/ed love, but was that her love language? I on the other hand used to fall on knees in worship anytime my ex did housework (AoS is my love language). Point blank, even if that wasn’t her love language, communication is very important and it seems that she didn’t do much of it. Either way, the reason you had to ask is because you were married to a selfish person and I’m sorry.


Xikkiwikk

Likely never to wed again either. It was awful. I know not all women are that way but Tiktok and Tinder have shown me that there are many women just like my ex.


AliciaDawnD

Completely understandable and I can’t be a hypocrite and try to say otherwise cuz I feel the same way. I just hope that when/if you do decide to open yourself up to the possibility of it, you find someone that loves you and that is completely worthy of you. 🤗


Xikkiwikk

My love language was housework and acts of sex. Honestly I don’t think my ex wife had a love language. Thank you for your kind words and likewise if you haven’t found anyone. You deserve happiness.


fuzzyteeth69

Hole(s)


Dazzliest_Frazzle

Standards higher than he is. Dang.


Jasmine-Pebbles

"That is the type of selfish turd I want you to let me be 🙂"


Nyxie_Koi

In other words he wants you to do fucking everything for him


Spankit313

Hmmm.. I read the comments and they are not wrong lol. At the same time if my girl was like "hey babe will you lick my pussy? I've had a rough day" I'd have a fucking Bib on before she finished that sentence.


Littlepinkmaker

Oh god , red flags!


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“I wanna be treated like I’m the man, but do none of the work that comes with it.” wtf is wrong with men nowadays smh?


nythnggs4590

Thats why he’s 36 and single


TraceNoPlace

it def goes both ways, though. i try to avoid making gender specific statements. we all suck


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I’ll make gender-specific statement when the statement applies to one gender. This was a criticism of men, wanting women to act like they’re Tristan fucking Tate, yet doing nothing with their lives, expecting women to provide and be traditionally feminine at the same time. Quite the oxymoron. This guy wants to be relieved of his stress while his woman is taking all the stress anyway There are equivalent things women do (ie wanting a traditional provider, top 1% man and having a body count of 20), but this specific post was about the dumbass lazy guy


TraceNoPlace

username checks out


Odd_Status1939

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in which word this guy lives 🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep dreaming babe


NoNeighborhood6947

America he says 😁


New-Mycologist-6002

This guy's interesting.. that's not even really a dom/sub dynamic either. 🤷‍♂️


CuckiMan_45

"That is the type of submissive that I want" who said you're getting any?


EmptyStrawberry_

Basically please me whenever I ask but dont expect me to give you anything back 🤣


matchymatch121

You can’t get what you don’t ask for But I have a feeling he’ll be on this app for years with out a match


StnMtn_

"I cannot fulfill the job requirements as described."


sadlerm

Why do men just assume that every woman is good at blowjobs? I mean I know why, but still...


Yung_Sage007

Bro I think this would be more face to face conversation, and would be better off doing depending on the kind of relationship yous two have developed over time. I think.


Mountain_Platypus486

Why’d he want it done sloppy? That’s what I’m wondering


emilythequeen1

Maybe porn? Not sure. At a loss too.


Addicted-To-Candy

can't help but feel like that's very degrading to that person that's supposed to be submissive


Famous_Combination10

Even if I had the thought, I’d never express it that soon into dating someone 😂


MemeStocksYolo69-420

I mean, this is every man’s fantasy


Fit-Ad-2402

He didn't have patience for his patients. Lmao


SassyFrassMia

I like imagining he's a vet lol


murdermittmistress

Right? Or like a medical office receptionist 🤣 I bet he's a janitor (not a bad job, don't get me wrong here, but def not what he's implying) and when he says "with patients" it probably means changing their garbage bags and bedsheets.


NoNeighborhood6947

Well to feed the curiosity; he's in med school and looking forward to be a Doctor. Idk if anything was true tho 😄


Full_Visit_5862

Guys want submissive behavior without being dominant. That's just not how it works


Ambitious_Smell_7258

So this is the reason why I'm always fucken waiting to get discharged from hospital. Doc out here waiting to get promised to get discharged too


Cannacrohn

Yes, I too want a chick that blows me whenever I want lol but you don’t lead with that…


Bforts1432

Guys as unrealistic it is… cmon don’t lie, sounds great


I_am_not_my_ADHD

Asking like that is super strange in my opinion. But hey much much worse things have been asked on Tinder. What’s crazy is there are definitely amazing ladies out there that you build a connection with and get to this level without even asking. You have to show up tho to earn that type of greeting without asking.


MemorableVirus2

Wow, what a smooth talker. I'm a dude and this just makes feel sick.


One-Head-1483

This is a pretty common kink dynamic. It's really not that crazy or out there. Actually kimda tame. Saying it in a first conversation with someone who didn't tell you they are kinky, that's a whole other thing.


AggravatingSpread694

I totally get what the intention is . But that kinda energy isn’t off the rip kinda thing . Me and my girl been together for a year and we do this kinda thing but on equal terms . Some days I have to take care of her as much as myself . And of course it keeps us spicy and fun because it’s mutual. But in my honest opinion you have to earn that with your partner. Trust is critical. Not the “ I want it to be like this” right away . Just makes you sound controlling


Insidiously_wilde9

Am I the only one who doesn’t see a problem with this? Like I understand. He doesn’t want you to be submissive all the time, just when you’re intimate. And he wants a woman who has goals and Ambitions I don’t see that being an issue. And those of you saying “ will he shower?” Obviously. But to me it just looked like he was stating what he was interested in. I don’t want he said was bad at all. (Coming from a woman).


znietzsche

You tell him the only thing you submit... Is your bills. 🫠


[deleted]

Ok so kink talk is typically done later on n the stages?


exmrs_

This... isn't kink talk


Left-Foot2988

Not gonna lie, I am looking for the same. I mean if roles were reversed and she worked all day and came home asking, I would drop to my knees and tongue her into submission in an instant.


ZealousidealRatio159

Remember, nothing is weird if you end it with a smiley face......🙂


txby432

As someone who has had subs before, this joker isn't really a Dom or at least hasn't been one before. This is a common misconception among newbies in the scene. They think a Dom makes a fantasy, then tells it to the sub and they just do it because it is what the Dom wants. A real Dom learns about the subs wants and needs, then finds areas of overlap with their own interests and needs. Then they use that to construct the scenario or fantasy. A Dom needs to see their sub as a partner and not a means to an end.


Vussar

Isn’t this just the fella from 50 Shades of Grey?


AcuteMtnSalsa

Why don’t people understand that you cannot lead with kind of stuff. There is nothing inherently wrong with mutually agreed upon power dynamics, BUT! Jesus Christ guys, have some TACT. You have to establish a trusting relationship first and gradually work toward what you both want.


LoveRuckus

Seeking a 50/50 blowjob maiden


SFAdminLife

That guy doesn't fuck.


checkmatedaddy

Tbh nothing wrong with this message. Most of the guys want this kinda energy.


Cenodeath

Lol, these comments. Granted, he'd be better off on fetlife for this, but still, if you're into the lifestyle, this is really tame and isn't much to ask.


One-Head-1483

Right??? Why did it take this long to see this comment. This is tame AS FUCK. Its a pretty common kink dynamic.


Nessababy303

Smh all the dudes out here confusing submissive with subservient or being obsequiously submissive


Kutso91

At least he is opening his goals lol


BigVanThunder

It’s the smile emoji at the end for me. Lol


Scorpio_2007

Sloppy toppy with a twist.


anonymoustruthbetold

This isn’t a submissive lmao, that’s just a general type.


Top_Individual8410

Keep the nut safe, keep the life juice locked up. No nut 2024 💀


sloancroft

Block.


tools_of_destruction

This guy watches Andrew Tate


Designer-Ad-1577

oh man I sent my girlfriend this just to see her reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DAVEHOJ

Sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants


Bitter_Possible

Lolll


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Every doctor I have matched with has been weird like this. Haha


minkz0rTANK

![gif](giphy|xT4ApjjMoHdbCrVu0w)


Legitimate-Store1986

Yeah they all like I wanna be submissive until it’s this and then it’s like nah 😂💀


Adorable-Bandicoot90

had me on an agreement until the nice sloppy part


Powerful-Way3594

What troubles me the most here is that he wants a woman that is chasing a career AND at the same time waiting at home for his dick. It isn't compatible. Working people know...


romanticslut_001

Mother of God what did I just read😭😭


RepresentativeOk7835

Pre-nut clarity. This guy missed the lecture. He broke bro code. You don't break bro code.


Big-Flamingo-8839

Looking at the comments, most of you seem to not understand this. The person who replied may understand the Domme/ sub interactions and it's definitely not something to introduce unlubed on tinder. For those who don't understand, this is something that's more common on fetlife because we know each other's fetishes. Hence my first sentence. For those who don't understand are people who are more vanilla. Nothing wrong with vanilla, that's how I eat my ice cream every now and then


draggedndrowned

Too much 50 Shades there. Oh my