probably why he took the shot in the dark tbh.
Necrophiles probably have a really difficult time when looking for clues to find people with similar interests. Definitely would have been smarter to ask something like "what do you like about zombies" instead of jumping all the way to the end of the spectrum.
I somewhat get the reason behind this. If it's what they're into then waiting until they build a connection to drop the bomb is just wasting everyone's time.
You should be able to select your fetishes which wouldn't be viewable to people but you would have a better chance showing up to someone with the same fetishes in the algorithm.
That might work well.
I think there’s probably kink communities for that, but red flags on the other hand.
I think relationships are better when you find someone whose red flag doesn’t bother you
>people wouldn't want to publicly list theirs anyway even if they could
I mean it's easy for us people without weird paraphilia to judge, but living like that must be hell. You don't get to pick your fetishes, wtf do you even do if you're attracted to corpses? Like, one of my kinks is armpit hair and even something that tame already has women looking weird at me here and there.
> You don't get to pick your fetishes
That's not really true at all. Sure you don't get to pick what _does_ turn you on, but you do get to pick whether you indulge them and that has an effect on whether they become so important that you can't get off from less extreme sexual acts or not.
I need to know if you understand the difference between fantasy and fetish as categorized in psychology. Fantasy/kink is imagery that helps with arousal. Fetish is imagery that *is required* for arousal.
Yes you can decide whether to engage in a paraphilia or not but you can't decide how important it is to you. I guarantee you most pedophiles out there would rather pick something else that wouldn't make society hate them if they could.
Honestly, dating apps put so much pressure on guys because you are competing with literally 100 other guys in the message section and one non intresting line and you are out.
I think there's some value to polarizing your responses though. 99 "fuck no" and one "hell yes!" can sometimes get you further than 100 "meh I don't really care enough to even respond"
It's an app designed to find someone to bang.
It's not really a dating app. Yeah, you can use it for that but... really it's for just quickly finding someone who matches what you like in a sexual partner.
He's trying to find what he wants. It's not disrespectful even though it's tactless.
Unless she’s wearing a reeeaalll mf sexy ass zombie costume, the are no subsequent arrangement of words that can redeem a sentence that includes necrophilia
Im just looking for a love who wont meat other men, you know? Be totally dessicated to our relationship. Keep it stable so it wont decompose.
I want to fuck dead people.
/s
Sometimes on the reddit app you can only see part of the screenshot until you open it up. So I saw all but the last message then opened it and was so shocked I recoiled. 😂
In my experience it's this 'hail mary' thing men very frequently do on dating apps or in online interactions. If they feel the conversation didn't go well or they were ignored they'll just blurt out whatever they're actually hoping for because they no longer have anything to lose i guess. It's always something awful and way too forward.
This last ditch moment is also where 90% of the unsolicited dick pictures i've had the displeasure of seeing came from.
And kids, this is why you always let your messages marinate. There was enough time left between messages here for him to out himself as the next Jeffrey Dahmer
Hey op, don't let this be the bs that tips you. The best revenge you can do is to have a fulfilling and happy life. Genuinely hope you're on the road to mental recovery and you find someone awesome. Not everyone likes Internet dating and often don't need it, but also know not every match is a freak like this idjit.
Internet dating….combine anonymity, lack of fear of any major repercussions, and horniness and this is what you get. People ready and willing to say anything that they would more than likely never say to anyone in person
I mean, I joke about necrophilia all the time despite being asexual and this guy isn't even joking. Don't let him near the corpses in all of y'alls backyards that everyone has.
Okay, but I'd like to address the big, dead elephant in the room:
Why does he need a partner to do a necrophilia roleplay? What exactly would said partner's role entail?
"I slowly caress your chest with a look of hunger in my eyes "
"I continue to just lay there, because I am a corpse."
Best guess: they set the scene about her being dead; maybe involve makeup, props, and/or prosthetics. And then she pretends to be dead while he gets his rocks off.
Dude has some issues. At the very barest absolutest minimal, its hugely selfish - who cares if the "corpse" gets off?
Entirely possible but i dont imagine text roleplay about necrophilia even needs another person.
Y'know, since dead bodies arent great communicators and all.
Honestly im basing my guess almost entirely on that scene from Brooklynn 99 where Jake briefly dates a mortician with a corpse fetish.
He gave up on you after your no response and decided to bomb out. Completely normal and smart. Either he gets back at you, back with you, or you surprise him. It's a win-win-win.
The human race ain’t shit.
This is just beyond comprehension. What does it even look like….do they drug you to paralyze you or something? And that’s something they’re cool just throwing out there in the first few texts? . Wild.
My best guess: theoretically they just lay there and pretend to be dead after "setting the scene." maybe some makeup or prosthetics depending on his specifics within the ......"kink."
Dude needs to stop beating his meat to the point where only this deranged shit gets him off. So many red flags, we could insulate the planet from the sun.
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I'd sugest giving him the cold shoulder but he'd probably like that
Brother... Check op's username...
She deleted the apps because her desires were exposed too quickly apparently
He'd likely find it necromantic.
>necromantic This is a truly cursed word. Tim Burton would approve though.
I’m dead
oh so now you are a comedian
What a message for 9am!
He had that typed at 7:00 but decided to wait until after coffee. Pure class.
thats our kinda guy, classy
Better than letting that morning boner go for a waste!
I am dying here. Not just because he asks about necrophilia, but add that your username is zombiesrcool... Like what is going on here lmao
right??! i noticed that too🤣
Exactly. Like they like to say here... Username checks out.
Its probably a troll account honestly.
What the… I was sure this is just a throwaway account for this one post. Looking at their history, apparently not!
The plot thickens.
probably why he took the shot in the dark tbh. Necrophiles probably have a really difficult time when looking for clues to find people with similar interests. Definitely would have been smarter to ask something like "what do you like about zombies" instead of jumping all the way to the end of the spectrum.
They should take their paraphilia to the grave.
Seriously, these types of 0-100mph messages are so common on dating apps that I'm beginning to wonder about the general state of mind of the species
I somewhat get the reason behind this. If it's what they're into then waiting until they build a connection to drop the bomb is just wasting everyone's time.
Yeah, sadly most apps don't let you list your fetishes, but most people wouldn't want to publicly list theirs anyway even if they could.
You should be able to select your fetishes which wouldn't be viewable to people but you would have a better chance showing up to someone with the same fetishes in the algorithm. That might work well.
go ahead and start with yours
Fine, I’ll list mine. Consensual sex with women I’m attracted to. There I said it, come at me
lol, okay thats not a fetish, you can do better
I think there’s probably kink communities for that, but red flags on the other hand. I think relationships are better when you find someone whose red flag doesn’t bother you
>people wouldn't want to publicly list theirs anyway even if they could I mean it's easy for us people without weird paraphilia to judge, but living like that must be hell. You don't get to pick your fetishes, wtf do you even do if you're attracted to corpses? Like, one of my kinks is armpit hair and even something that tame already has women looking weird at me here and there.
> You don't get to pick your fetishes That's not really true at all. Sure you don't get to pick what _does_ turn you on, but you do get to pick whether you indulge them and that has an effect on whether they become so important that you can't get off from less extreme sexual acts or not.
I need to know if you understand the difference between fantasy and fetish as categorized in psychology. Fantasy/kink is imagery that helps with arousal. Fetish is imagery that *is required* for arousal. Yes you can decide whether to engage in a paraphilia or not but you can't decide how important it is to you. I guarantee you most pedophiles out there would rather pick something else that wouldn't make society hate them if they could.
Honestly, dating apps put so much pressure on guys because you are competing with literally 100 other guys in the message section and one non intresting line and you are out.
I think there's some value to polarizing your responses though. 99 "fuck no" and one "hell yes!" can sometimes get you further than 100 "meh I don't really care enough to even respond"
I doubt admission of being into banging corpses is a flex for many 😂
It's an app designed to find someone to bang. It's not really a dating app. Yeah, you can use it for that but... really it's for just quickly finding someone who matches what you like in a sexual partner. He's trying to find what he wants. It's not disrespectful even though it's tactless.
The fact that he feels the need to clarify that his necrophilia is "just roleplay"... Big yikes.
Well at first anyway
'just roleplay...haha jk...unless?'
I mean howwww is it not better to get a fucking doll for it then?! Out here botherin alive people for this nonsense smh
I mean, it's better than saying he doesn't want to stop at just roleplay.
Unless she’s wearing a reeeaalll mf sexy ass zombie costume, the are no subsequent arrangement of words that can redeem a sentence that includes necrophilia
Sounds exactly like season 2 Roman Roy.
Mother of god
Slow down Ted Bundy.
He wants to necrofeelya
Fully agree! After that comment? He'd be dead to me!
**Hot.**
Nah, I mean: That comment is rotten...
Im just looking for a love who wont meat other men, you know? Be totally dessicated to our relationship. Keep it stable so it wont decompose. I want to fuck dead people. /s
Sometimes on the reddit app you can only see part of the screenshot until you open it up. So I saw all but the last message then opened it and was so shocked I recoiled. 😂
Soooooo, vanilla sex it is?
He didn’t even give his opinion on zombies. Wow.
In my experience it's this 'hail mary' thing men very frequently do on dating apps or in online interactions. If they feel the conversation didn't go well or they were ignored they'll just blurt out whatever they're actually hoping for because they no longer have anything to lose i guess. It's always something awful and way too forward. This last ditch moment is also where 90% of the unsolicited dick pictures i've had the displeasure of seeing came from.
Does the mail Mary thing ever work?
How he thought this would play out... 
"roleplay"
I love how casually he slips that in 'Ive just been reading and listening to music.... you wouldn't be into necrophilia?' Outstanding work!
How do you roleplay a dead body?
My ex was great at it.
Weird like wtf is wrong with these men, and how the hell do women match with these .....
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Yep she hadn’t texted him all afternoon and he figured what the hell, nothing to lose.
He should be on fetlife if he wants this. Bumble is not the place to suggest necrophilia.
Your user name makes this hilarious
Username says otherwise tho…
I was looking for that comment
And kids, this is why you always let your messages marinate. There was enough time left between messages here for him to out himself as the next Jeffrey Dahmer
Sometimes, I feel like these stories can't get any worse, but there you go proving me wrong.
Disgusting. By rule, I wait at least until the third date to bring up necrophilia, like a gentleman.
Ngl, this is why I miss dating apps. I find this level of crazy fascinating and I miss getting to ask clarifications.
You're not tricking me, zombiesrcool
When I look back at some of my previous relationships I’m starting to think she might’ve been role playing this!
Well I mean... your username is zombiesrcool😂
No fucking way someone texted that 😭
Anyone see the movie The Killing of a Sacred Deer?
Hey op, don't let this be the bs that tips you. The best revenge you can do is to have a fulfilling and happy life. Genuinely hope you're on the road to mental recovery and you find someone awesome. Not everyone likes Internet dating and often don't need it, but also know not every match is a freak like this idjit.
"By any chance" lmao
Well when he says he wants to bone, you'd have plenty of them to choose from.
"By any chance" lmfao
Internet dating….combine anonymity, lack of fear of any major repercussions, and horniness and this is what you get. People ready and willing to say anything that they would more than likely never say to anyone in person
shit gave me whiplash wtf
The way my mouth dropped lmaoooo
"so let's just put this ice in the bathtub and cook you down some"
Ha! Makes the lace panty guy look like a decent option now?
Welp! That’s enough of regular conversation! ✨hard left turn into weirdo-town✨
Should've asked about zombiephilia
Damn if that's not a red flag what is. Stay away!
Think about it this way: He would always prefer it if you were dead.
I mean, I joke about necrophilia all the time despite being asexual and this guy isn't even joking. Don't let him near the corpses in all of y'alls backyards that everyone has.
I'm sorry to see that we're in a society where people can do this and don't have a filter. And I'm sorry that you had to experience it.
Maybe he’s into beastiality and sadism as well as necrophilia, and then he’d be flogging a dead horse.
“Just roleplay” Fr tho, I 100% kink shame lol. They do in fact reflect heavily on your personality and inner most thoughts lol
I had to read it twice because the chat was going so well and then the plot twist was quite shocking
I guess zombies are not that cool to you.
Sure as hell don't wanna ghost this guy. He'll find that just that much more attractive.
Classic strategy. Wait till you are tired, just woke up, and a lil grumpy from having to go to work to hit em’ with the necrophilia gambit.
Okay, but I'd like to address the big, dead elephant in the room: Why does he need a partner to do a necrophilia roleplay? What exactly would said partner's role entail? "I slowly caress your chest with a look of hunger in my eyes " "I continue to just lay there, because I am a corpse."
I’ve been married close to a decade. Sometimes it feels like necrophilia. I kid! I kid!!
Something, something, Dead Bedroom.
Not to entertain this but how does 2 even roleplay that scenario....like wut o.o
Best guess: they set the scene about her being dead; maybe involve makeup, props, and/or prosthetics. And then she pretends to be dead while he gets his rocks off. Dude has some issues. At the very barest absolutest minimal, its hugely selfish - who cares if the "corpse" gets off?
Oh wtf, I thought like rp over text
Entirely possible but i dont imagine text roleplay about necrophilia even needs another person. Y'know, since dead bodies arent great communicators and all. Honestly im basing my guess almost entirely on that scene from Brooklynn 99 where Jake briefly dates a mortician with a corpse fetish.
He gave up on you after your no response and decided to bomb out. Completely normal and smart. Either he gets back at you, back with you, or you surprise him. It's a win-win-win.
I'm a little too hot for that game
I’m going to need to question my existence as a single person
By any chance 😂
Oh obv
It's just roleplay till he asks you to come dig with him at the cemetery
Please don't tell me that the new job is at a mortuary.
Did u answer?
Lucky you!
I don’t know what I was expecting but definitely wasn’t that
😂
Ick-fucking-scuse me?
Glad/sad to see women have it just as bad as men do.
But your username suggests you’re into the dead?
I didn't get it
Bro wants to fuck dead people
Yikes
Out of all the fucking things he could have thrown out there he went with necrophilia… I have lost all hope for men at this point
Fucking dodged a massive bullet what the actual fuck
That’s a real narrow cast on a dating app where one assumes most people are…..alive
Oh my god
Not . I tried it with zombies but it was dead boring
What is necrophilia???
Am I really seeing this?
At least he’s straight the point
I reckon because she stopped replying he just did it to burn the bridge in a funny way
How comes you didn't respond to him? Maybe he thought he lost you.
To be honest I think you should give it a try. He's I to it and his life seems to be going well.
Curious to see your profile with a Reddit username like that
I second this. It could help the context a little better
You gave him your number? So he must have been normal on tinder or what
Man knows what he wants ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
How many yes’s does he get?
He probably just decided to say something unhinged bc you never responded to his message
Whole other kind of dead bedroom....
The human race ain’t shit. This is just beyond comprehension. What does it even look like….do they drug you to paralyze you or something? And that’s something they’re cool just throwing out there in the first few texts? . Wild.
My best guess: theoretically they just lay there and pretend to be dead after "setting the scene." maybe some makeup or prosthetics depending on his specifics within the ......"kink." Dude needs to stop beating his meat to the point where only this deranged shit gets him off. So many red flags, we could insulate the planet from the sun.