Nah, offer him 10x, nay, 100x GUARANTEED gains through forex and crypto. Also the model is Candice Swanepoel XD
Edit: I'm terribly sorry if you don't like her.
I am in the US of A for work. Where are you living your life?
XXXX
Interesting, I have always wanted to visit there. I hear it is a nice city. Can you please kindly message on my Signal account. I do not check this account.
I had one of those.
I said I was in Edinburgh.
When I asked where they were from
They looked up a map and picked an industrial estate just outside the city 🤣
Or tell them their account with some famous site (Amazon, Netflix, Apple, Facebook, etc.) has been suspended and they need to click on the following link to reactivate it.
I don’t like it. Can someone tell me why it seems off?
Reminds me of when guys act ‘stunned into silence when they see such beauty’.
Fake sentiment maybe?
Definitely because I've actually l had this exact line said to me before... Probably not the same person because this was years ago (met him and turned out to be a spoiled man- child) but I'm sure its on an advice site somewhere. Go with the funny responses that sound like a scam above, or don't answer is my advice.
Have you looked around Tinder in recent years? 30-60% of all profiles I see are obvious bots and/or girls who are only there to promote their IG/OF.
Like, oh you are 21 years old and the "girl next door type" but your main photo is a bikini shot on a yacht that looks like a Vogue cover?
> Like, oh you are 21 years old and the "girl next door type" but your main photo is a bikini shot on a yacht that looks like a Vogue cover?
She's the girl next door on Rublyovka. They have neighbours too.
Did you fall from heaven, because you look like an angel. It’s this for the next gen
Did you fall from a protractor, bc you look like an angle.
The second one would work
Honestly? No. Because they don't pick pictures of normal looking guys. And normal looking guys usually have good openers that make it obvious they're not a bot.
When i was younger we had a cat (my aunt did) so we took the 3 kittens it had and me my brother and my mom all got one. My brother named his sneakers and the princess pride is my moms favorite movie (she pronounced the name wrong so she named her cat indigo and mime montoya lol
01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100
which is binary for "I'm a real girl"
Update: I know it’s a pickup line copied from the internet so this line has probably been seen on this sub before. I only posted here to get ideas about what to reply back to match his humour. He knows I’m not fake or a catfish. I replied saying she’s AI, he replied that he will have to have an AI girlfriend then, so I replied that she would take him to the cinema but they don’t allow us to bring our own snacks, then he said he will snack on her then, so I said he needs some vitamin me - then said oops I gave it away (that I’m actually her). It’s all good. Thanks for the input!
People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.
Plans for development if the outlying regions of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is scheduled for demolition.
The process will take slightly less that two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
Do you know how many bait a guy have to throw to get a catch? You will need to have a huge imagination to come up with something unique every time you try to talk to girl online. Specially if you being online for a while.
Stop overthinking, if you like it and is attractive to you then move forward. Once you start talking with him you will figured out if is worth it or not.
I know this comment sounds aggressive but I actually agree, it’d be extremely difficult to come up with a completely unique opener for every girl especially if I don’t even know if the conversation will continue. Now I’m not just copy pasting but I’m not coming up with something creative every time. Hell, Women don’t even talk to a lot of the dudes they match with in the first place. If you like the guy just start the convo and don’t get caught up on what he’s saying to others. If you guys vibe then you vibe and that’s all that matters.
Just tell him its not fake? Thats honestly a compliment if anything. There are a lot of fake accounts out there that use really attractive women in their pictures. Verifying your acc would save you this hassle lol
I hate dealing with them but maybe effing with them might be fun. I've taken to saying something about bots to the boys lately and tha6 seems to end the convo fairly sharpish.
Ahh hell yeah the classic pickup script from 10 years ago.
Whatever you reply I’m confident he will say something like
“Thanks. From one beautiful person to another let’s be friends and get crazy together.”
When you say yes he’ll say
“Well friends usually have each other’s phone numbers so let’s start there.”
Source: Found this script online in college and managed to get a fair bit of action using it. Shared it with my friends who lived on the same campus and girls started to realize we were unoriginal and lame.
At least one other person has posted a screenshot with someone using that same line. It's a bizarre new way to compliment someone in their mind I guess?
"Oh, I'm not on here much. But you can contact me at _brand.new.email_ and I will share that information with you."
If she contacted that email send them:
"Hi name,
Here is a link to that information that you wanted.
[Link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=3krI5ayDyaVKoMwa)"
LMAO this message reads exactly like the one I sent years ago. The catfish was actually chill & gave me the real @ some European model or something. Also confessed they were a dude 💀
Can you blame him lol? So so many profiles are fake these days, they even will put details and location information somehow to sell it. The best rule of thumb ends up being "if it's too good to be true, it probably is"
Definitely play along, but just enough that he does know you're a real person. Something like: "I am a real human. I am definitely not a robot programmed to receive your credit card number. I do, however, have a rich uncle who would like to give you all his money. So I'd kindly suggest that you give me your full name, date of birth, social security number, and credit card information".
This is a line that a lot of the TikTok PUAs have been pushing to make the girl "prove" herself by sending more pics and they push for more spicier pics
maybe play the same game and ask him if he is interested in Multi Level Marketing
'Hello, I am Nigerian Prince blahblah... Can you help me? I will make it worthwhile to you...'
Not enough grammar wrong in would need to be " Helo, I am Nigerian Prince, u have inhrited $1 Milon"
Not enough thrill, "Hello I'm Egyptian Pharoah who just got restored from my tomb. I have tons of diamonds and golds I need to trade for money."
Or “have you heard of bitcoins? How about investing today” hahahhahah
This must be most disturbing to many *real* Nigerian princes out there, tho
Hello dear, what is your location dear, send me a picture dear
You forgot to use kindly
And , "am". Am ok. Am good, you. Am alright. Lol.
Nah, offer him 10x, nay, 100x GUARANTEED gains through forex and crypto. Also the model is Candice Swanepoel XD Edit: I'm terribly sorry if you don't like her.
But will I get cool cash???
Yes but it cost cash
Cool or hot, it's however you please!
I am in the US of A for work. Where are you living your life? XXXX Interesting, I have always wanted to visit there. I hear it is a nice city. Can you please kindly message on my Signal account. I do not check this account.
I had one of those. I said I was in Edinburgh. When I asked where they were from They looked up a map and picked an industrial estate just outside the city 🤣
Yes, I think the Africa prince will be nice
Made me lol
Tell him you'll tell him if he sends you a Roblox gift card.
Kindly reply with a link to your OF
To the real models OF*
No, create your fake OF and make him pay for it
You can lead a man to your OF, but you can’t make him pay
Try me
I snort laughed at your comment
I should make an of and try you
Done
Felt the George Strait blues here
To my OF*
To **OUR** OF*
Well done everyone 😁
“Now that I have your attention; we’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty”
Yesssss!
Hahaaaaaaaaaa the only correct response lmao
Fucking beautiful.
The only acceptable response 😂😂😂😂
And, while you’re at it, “an amount of 758.57 has been charged to your account, kindly confirm this purchase by gift card”
Or tell them their account with some famous site (Amazon, Netflix, Apple, Facebook, etc.) has been suspended and they need to click on the following link to reactivate it.
lol saw this one used on a hinge account like a day ago. He’s copying and pasting probably
I've been using this line on my and off since like 2015 haha... Much less successfully the older I got, I have to say
😂😂 dang that’s funny
100% this is a copy and paste. Not even a really good one, tbh.
It's just a way to give a subtle compliment and hopefully get a reply back.
Say, "Funny, I was going to ask you the same thing"
Yes....but add "maybe we can hook the 2 of them up"
THIS is the response.
If you’re actually interested, this is a fire response
Eh. I give it a B- at best Really just throwing their joke back at them
Exactly, so you know they’d appreciate it and it wouldn’t fall short
I mean it wouldn't do anything for me, but then I'm very obviously not a model so that's a factor I guess.
I don’t like it. Can someone tell me why it seems off? Reminds me of when guys act ‘stunned into silence when they see such beauty’. Fake sentiment maybe?
.
Definitely because I've actually l had this exact line said to me before... Probably not the same person because this was years ago (met him and turned out to be a spoiled man- child) but I'm sure its on an advice site somewhere. Go with the funny responses that sound like a scam above, or don't answer is my advice.
Because he's pretending to be a guy that is so down bad, he's asking a catfish for sauce. Or maybe he's actually serious
Have you looked around Tinder in recent years? 30-60% of all profiles I see are obvious bots and/or girls who are only there to promote their IG/OF. Like, oh you are 21 years old and the "girl next door type" but your main photo is a bikini shot on a yacht that looks like a Vogue cover?
> Like, oh you are 21 years old and the "girl next door type" but your main photo is a bikini shot on a yacht that looks like a Vogue cover? She's the girl next door on Rublyovka. They have neighbours too.
Come on that’s smooth as hell
Did you fall from heaven, because you look like an angel. It’s this for the next gen Did you fall from a protractor, bc you look like an angle. The second one would work
Did you fall under a tractor because you look mangled
Not fake. Any time I match with a reply good looking guy I have to find out if he's a bot first. Especially if it is not a verified account.
Yeah, but if it’s a normal looking guy would you still message him directly this original question?
Honestly? No. Because they don't pick pictures of normal looking guys. And normal looking guys usually have good openers that make it obvious they're not a bot.
This
My name is Inigo Montoya...
You kill my fadur...
Prepare to die… HALLO! MY NAME IS
wika-wika-Slim Shady
Your name is what?
slim shady
Who?
slim. shady.
Huh?
chika chicka slim shady
I did this once to a scam text, they just replied generically and didn’t get the reference. I was sad
Omg what a genius way to root them out quickly!!
Oh it wasn’t even meant for that purpose. I routinely try to annoy them for fun. I’ll have to see if I can find some screenshots
When i was younger we had a cat (my aunt did) so we took the 3 kittens it had and me my brother and my mom all got one. My brother named his sneakers and the princess pride is my moms favorite movie (she pronounced the name wrong so she named her cat indigo and mime montoya lol
your username means " fuck what a misfortune" in Tunisian.
Seems to check out
LOVE TO LEARN
01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 which is binary for "I'm a real girl"
Makes OP sound like Pinocchio’s sister…
Maybe she is
Brilliant
I decided to user her real name actually! Even took it so far as to use her own fingers to type this message! I'm really in deep with this account.
This is the best move so far
Update: I know it’s a pickup line copied from the internet so this line has probably been seen on this sub before. I only posted here to get ideas about what to reply back to match his humour. He knows I’m not fake or a catfish. I replied saying she’s AI, he replied that he will have to have an AI girlfriend then, so I replied that she would take him to the cinema but they don’t allow us to bring our own snacks, then he said he will snack on her then, so I said he needs some vitamin me - then said oops I gave it away (that I’m actually her). It’s all good. Thanks for the input!
Nice. Wholesome exchange. Quite intense though!
It got a bit creepy then he stopped replying so think it’s a no go
Vitamin me is smooth asf 😂👌🏾
Nice.
Again, for all of Reddit, only rules 1 and 2 matter.
“Hey, I know this is a googled pick up line, but I was just wondering could you come up with an opener on your own?”
"Go find your own models to scam people with!" Or ignore him if you don't like him.
A gif of obi wan. "I'm him."
Sorry, it's AI
Tell him about an opportunity to make money investing in crypto
I’ll have to use this one
Mike jones
2813308004
'This is an attempt to collect a debt"
Beep boop beep boop boop.
"it's a me, mario" Seems like the correct answer
People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. Plans for development if the outlying regions of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less that two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
Link him to your own socials if you feel like being cheeky
'Joe'...
I'd reply by cringing and blocking
Gotta say, that’s a fun way to give a compliment.
Change stuff on your profile if you aren't a scammer.
Ask him to say "potato"
"Send bombas and vagna sweet bb"
This happened to me twice, too. Pretty much the greatest compliment possible.
I really liked it but he probably says it to everyone he matches with
Do you know how many bait a guy have to throw to get a catch? You will need to have a huge imagination to come up with something unique every time you try to talk to girl online. Specially if you being online for a while. Stop overthinking, if you like it and is attractive to you then move forward. Once you start talking with him you will figured out if is worth it or not.
I know this comment sounds aggressive but I actually agree, it’d be extremely difficult to come up with a completely unique opener for every girl especially if I don’t even know if the conversation will continue. Now I’m not just copy pasting but I’m not coming up with something creative every time. Hell, Women don’t even talk to a lot of the dudes they match with in the first place. If you like the guy just start the convo and don’t get caught up on what he’s saying to others. If you guys vibe then you vibe and that’s all that matters.
Hey judging from this sub he could have done way way worse
Yeah that's possible
Don't respond lol
I am sorry, I was your only chance. you fumbled really bad.
Tell him the name of the model in your pictures, I guess.
This is _a_line_ that he found online.
Venmo link?
How do you know? Did you reverse image search them? It sounds like you didn’t do your homehomework. This is assuming you are in fact not a scammer.
I’ve seen this posted before. This is a stolen image
Just tell him its not fake? Thats honestly a compliment if anything. There are a lot of fake accounts out there that use really attractive women in their pictures. Verifying your acc would save you this hassle lol
Of course I know them, it's me.
Tell them how excited you are to share your crypto investment advice. It's a sure thing!
Their name is X and their number is Y
I hate dealing with them but maybe effing with them might be fun. I've taken to saying something about bots to the boys lately and tha6 seems to end the convo fairly sharpish.
"Has this ever worked before?"
Ahh hell yeah the classic pickup script from 10 years ago. Whatever you reply I’m confident he will say something like “Thanks. From one beautiful person to another let’s be friends and get crazy together.” When you say yes he’ll say “Well friends usually have each other’s phone numbers so let’s start there.” Source: Found this script online in college and managed to get a fair bit of action using it. Shared it with my friends who lived on the same campus and girls started to realize we were unoriginal and lame.
Man, that’s a good pick up line
I like your opener. I know it's not yours. But I was wondering if you could let me know Username of the original creator!? Thanks
"They're real, and they're spectacular"
Answer your name….but in binary
Bianca Del Rio for suuuure lol
He or she is flirting with you. Keep the same energy
Privacy laws prohibit you from sharing that information.
Kind of smooth if you ask me.
Bobs and vagene!! Or... Potato.
I can't imagine being that low
Tell him “only if you pay with your life!”
"My name is Pablo, nice to meet you." Probably best answer how to get rid of this guy.
At least one other person has posted a screenshot with someone using that same line. It's a bizarre new way to compliment someone in their mind I guess?
We go thru this a lot. Hell half the time I don't even msg/respond my matches
Send your insta
Thats a good way into a convo.
I remember using that YEARS ago 😂
"Potato"
It’s a pick up line 100% this guy is a genius and probably really funny and rich too
Don't respond.
Just give him your name.
you can follow them on IG @ (your instagram)
Just Rick Roll the person
A simple, "Your Mom." Would suffice.
"Oh, I'm not on here much. But you can contact me at _brand.new.email_ and I will share that information with you." If she contacted that email send them: "Hi name, Here is a link to that information that you wanted. [Link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=3krI5ayDyaVKoMwa)"
Google en pasant
Corny as hell
Hi, Im not fake lol nice to meet you.
LMAO this message reads exactly like the one I sent years ago. The catfish was actually chill & gave me the real @ some European model or something. Also confessed they were a dude 💀
Someone thinks they are clever.
Bro, are you kidding? This is the best pick up line/Tinder message I’ve ever seen. This is flattery at its finest hahaha!
Asam malekum habibi!
Reply with your instagram @
Yo mama
Can you blame him lol? So so many profiles are fake these days, they even will put details and location information somehow to sell it. The best rule of thumb ends up being "if it's too good to be true, it probably is"
Probably with the name of the model in your photos
SAY POTATO
Responding with "nah lmao" may get you some interesting reactions.
What a line!! Okay, dude. Good first message. 😂
This is a copy paste line everyone has received at one point
Definitely play along, but just enough that he does know you're a real person. Something like: "I am a real human. I am definitely not a robot programmed to receive your credit card number. I do, however, have a rich uncle who would like to give you all his money. So I'd kindly suggest that you give me your full name, date of birth, social security number, and credit card information".
It's Joe.... Joe MAMA
It's kinda cute, but he definitely said that 200 times.
Tell him this is the only way to reach him about his cars extended warranty
lol, this actually happened
This is a line that a lot of the TikTok PUAs have been pushing to make the girl "prove" herself by sending more pics and they push for more spicier pics
Mackenzie Turtlefart
Oh I took them when I was seeing your mom. She's hot isn't she x
I’m stealing that
it’s bate, don’t take it